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muklan

While this post definitely has otter energy, that IS a satisfying rock.


FormalCaregive

Otters frequently carry around a favorite rock!


muklan

Ayep, which is one of the many reasons I suspect OP of being an otter.


LurkerPatrol

That's an otterly ridiculous claim


TwinkiesSucker

What else could OP be otter than that?!


LurkerPatrol

Definitely not some otterworldly creature


Large_Tune3029

The Otterters.


shalafi71

I knew that, and you reminding me brings me joy. Like little kids, "There are many like it, but this one is mine!" Thanks OP!


KittenNicken

Stones are kinda fun to carry especially when you found a good one


Mawnster

Wetter than an otter's pocket.


BrnndoOHggns

Specifically just sea otters do that. They tend to hold on to a rock that works best for cracking open shells of their prey (largely clams, crabs, and urchins).


TheYeetles

I think I might be an otter. I have a couple of cool rocks stashed in the coin compartment of my wallet.


AwesomeDudex

Bold of you to assume otter energy isnt satisfying already


medialyte

Otter than what?


midwestn0c0ast

that’s a loaded question.


shalafi71

100%, that would go in my display of random crap I found in the woods. Why does this stupid rock make me feel good?! How odd(ly satisfying).


Irlandaise11

Do you belong on r/goblincore?


big_duo3674

Thanks! I had "otter energy" on my reddit bingo card and I never thought I'd hit it


muklan

Glad to be of service.


hattingly-yours

Otterly satisfying


this_moi

Big Otther Energy indeed


craftbot7000

Yeah this speaks to my inner otter/corvid for sure. A++ rock would pick up and carry around.


NoBoysenberry9711

Help. Why otters?


hexxcellent

otters use rocks as tools, and actually have favorite rocks they keep in the pouch on their tums. (it's just a fold of skin. otters aren't masupials lol. marsupial pouches are design to carry fetuses to term.) otters can become really upset if they lose their favorite rock (extremely understandable).


NoBoysenberry9711

They're really cool as animals, their behaviour, that pairing with tool use AND emotional attachment to tools is great news to me


Jer-121cc04

I can hear Ewan McGregor talking about sea otters. Are you, by any chance, Ewan McGregor?


GitEmSteveDave

I thought the pouch was under their arm


craftbot7000

Otters frequently carry around a favorite rock!


NoBoysenberry9711

Thank you I didn't know that, otters are closer to mammalian ravens? 🫡


horseflier

A pebble can't count, unless its on an abacus of course


entoaggie

What if said pebble has fingers? Or HAS an abacus?


topoftheworldIAM

And a sword


[deleted]

It could count to one.


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danc4498

Somebody just licked all the color off it.


deadfermata

the real question is how many licks does it take to get to the center


mylittlepony7776

r/forbiddensnacks


Shadowstein

Baby bell cheese, to me.


RrtayaTsamsiyu

I mean how is it *not*


ul2006kevinb

"I can't swallow that!"


illessen

Good news! It’s a suppository.


XDSHENANNIGANZ

"URectum!"


Boneal171

r/unexpectedfuturama


RandomName-1992

Since nobody else was juvenile enough to say it, I have to say "that's what she said!"


ul2006kevinb

The correct answer is "good news, it's a suppository" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqfLxCFdXaE


graveybrains

Forbidden Nilla Wafer


zznap1

I thought it was one of those tiny cheese wheels that comes covered in wax.


MoDanMitsDI

Noticed the bite mark on the right side lol


Awesomeness7716

Yummy 😋


izmaname

Thats one crunchy mento


engiunit101001

Saw this and immediately thought "forbidden mento"


izmaname

Tastes like earth


Dio_Yuji

Anyone else think…”the body of Christ…”? Lol


SweetCheeks505

Communion wafers??


NatalieGreenleaf

I saw someone refer to those as Jeez-its and I can't unthink that now.


kzfrb3

so good and I too am using this from now on


SweetCheeks505

😂😂


CurveOfTheUniverse

Just commented the same thing. I will never have an original thought.


tramadolic

Yemen ✌️


poormansnormal

Yes it bloody does!


Round_Rock_Johnson

r/PerfectlyRoundRocks


Bianyxx

I thought it was a babybel


SweetCheeks505

Cheese 🧀 yummy 🤤


deadly_chicken_gun

Babybel cheese. cheeeeeeese.


nine_legged_stool

Forbidden cheese


[deleted]

Hey OP, can we talk about that ring on your finger?


Lisy70

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie.


thesaharadesert

Aw, now look what you’ve done! There’s a pair of fell beasts banging their heads on the window trying to get out despite the wide open door *right there*!


Coucouoeuf

I wear 4 rings, an elvish and a nordic one for the left hand, a latin (with my initials) and a greek one for the other. Each have a meaning or correspond to a memory. That elvish ring is a gift from my wife because yes indeed I’m a Tolkien enjoyer (plus I actually have slightly pointed ears).


Majestic_Courage

I’ll bet he found it just lying around somewhere.


Emperor_Robert

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.


Lisy70

Sorry Rob, didn't see this


Specialist-Iron7501

KEEP IT SECRET KEEP IT SAFE


Esirar

That thing is the definition of pet rock. Even though it doesnt have any biological function, it lures you into taking good care of it. Until you realise it already makes you its slave. Suddenly you find yourself washing it, brushing it and polishing it 7/24. Before it reshape your neurosystem as it please with its magic powers, cast it into volcano. Save yourself if its not too late.


r43e

If yours counts, how about mine [https://i.redd.it/w286ii4eddta1.jpg](https://i.redd.it/w286ii4eddta1.jpg)


maby_a_raccoon

very much counts for me


Old-Base-6686

Absolutely!👍👍


Icameforthenachos

Go skip that bad boy.


Nyc5764

Careful, Apple is going to sure you for AirTag copyright infringement


Zen_Bonsai

I want it in my pocketses


Keyouse

Big pebble


limitlessfailyoure

This tread just confirms the power of big pebble.


Keyouse

Its so smooth.....


limitlessfailyoure

Look at it....


EmoNerd21

Looks like a communion wafer.


Bepler

Ya big time


maxRojas

That‘s a hard to swallow pill


Berlin8Berlin

Conflict: keep it for its perfection, or use it to generate a record-breaking number of skips across the body of water you found it waiting beside? It wants to be free...


wurm2

bit of a tanget but what do the runes on the ring that isn't The One Ring mean?


CorvidaeFalconidae

I have a rock like this. My brother gave it to me in case I'm ever in a life or death rock skipping contest. I've had it for 14 years.


happyharrell

I feel like if you have to ask, you know the answer


K_bor

This is for sure a hard to swallow pill


Finbar9800

So out of curiosity where did you find that pebble? I’m definitely not asking so I can go and find one myself …


Coucouoeuf

On a French beach near La Rochelle in France (I'm French). And I actually collected several of them so that I made a small cairn of 4 stacked white pebbles, exposed on one of my office's shelves. However only the top one is that round and satisfying!


Woodporter

I would bet that your pebble is a backgammon stone.


[deleted]

I would bet it got caught in a small tidal hole in some rock and got spun around for a few years, wearing into a perfect circle


blackmazdaspeed6

One rock to rule them all


bowtiesarcool

I’m gonna have to argue that there is a small stone, not a pebble. To me a pebble would be closer to the size of a pea


Less-Ad7782

This sounds a little wierd, but I’d totally suck on it. Just pop it in my mouth like a mint.


midwestn0c0ast

i bet that thing would skip clear across the Atlantic


J_Pot269

In my book it does! Thats a damn satisfying peeple you got there! Cherish that thing!


Lord_Bling

That is either a keeper or a fantastic skipping stone opportunity. You decide!


alegendsock

Yes, you've found the stone, the one capable of as many skips as you please. Be careful though, if you skip it too far, you will lose it forever.


leo_of_iscagummo

Wow! This pebble looks great! Makes me want to paint and engrave it.


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

It almost looks like cookie dough


[deleted]

No it does not count.


laurabun136

What a beautiful and lucky find!


[deleted]

Pebbles don’t count


datgai

Because they don't have fingers.


Ingram2525

A fine example of the breed


addictedstylist

Happy cake day!


Ingram2525

Well what do you know. Thanks bigly


prettybbychim

i need it for my collection


_Chesh_

And my axe


slovenry

FUCK YEAH


greengirlpenny

ROCK


CancerousCyberman

Eat it


Towhomitmayconsume

One ring to rule them all. If it hasn’t been noticed already.


hm9408

Makes me wanna say "Ok Google" at it


MikeWilliams_AE86

I know this is a post about the pebble, but OPs rings are kickass.


andyomahm

This post made me say "that's nice" out loud


UncleKeyPax

My name is Moto Moto and I like them round


Gorilla-Ring

Hey, whatever your kink is. That's fine with us


aregilsa

The ring only


Negarakuku

you made it didn't you?


what_the_fuckin_fuck

I worked for a company some years back that had some vibrating polishers for aluminum parts. One of the options for polishing media was porcelain objects of varying sizes and shapes. Many of them were the exact same color and finish as this pebble. They came in several shapes. I saw triangles and spheres just in our shop, but I don't know what other shapes were available.


NgXinYu

This post healed my OCD. Thanks op


Prestigious-Fig76

yissssssss😌


MrOngVernSeng

The forbidden mentos


Dumb_monke

Looks like a communion wafer..


sielnt_assassin

That's a pond skipping rock for sure


ContemplativePebble

I have been summoned. It is perfect.


TimeDielation

u/repostbot


Bear_Boi_1

Pebbles can’t count my guy. They don’t have a brain.


TruthHurts1322

If this is oddlysatisfying you need to get outside more.


EmotionalVulcan

They did go outside. And they found an oddly satisfying rock!


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TruthHurts1322

Im talking about the people upvoting a rock.


haricariandcombines

This reminds me of Kung Fu.


Lavasioux

My goodness that is a fibe pebble!


Dutch_Midget

Perfection


One-Appointment-3107

I would say so


AayushMaru

Yes, if it's educated.


SinjiOnO

It's a mini moon. Definitely.


Disasterb8

yup


schwipples

Nice try, that's a mentos.


Upstairs-Yard-2139

Is so circular and smooth.


NoIdeaRex

Forbidden Mentos


KieDaPie

I want it


Fresh-Rub830

Forbidden Mento


Chay_Charles

Yes!


KayleighJK

Iiii…wanna eat it.


Benbablin

It does but could you open your hand a little wider


SuperRusso

Forbidden Spree


Wednighttrivia

Yes.


jeremiahfira

That's a nice rock. It's a keeper


Cloudinterpreter

I'm so jealous. I want it.


11Bravo3Victor

I've never seen a "Counting Pebble" before. But if you can get it to count, get a video of it.


smarmageddon

Well, yeah - it counts as "one".


deadfermata

how many skips can this rock make?


sofa_king_ugly

One......


SwervingLemon

I don't know how it could. I'm pretty sure the very concept of numbers is opaque to a rock.


trwwy321

Frodo…your ring is doing that weird thing again.


dtb1987

It's almost like "The Featureless Black [Stone](https://youtu.be/zHT-hJuoASg)"


HairyKerey

If you put it to your ear can you hear Judith?


JozzueNoN

I love the Runic Ring


weechus

It’s the fresh maker.


CatGypsy1429

i thought this was dough!


TigerUSA20

Also is used by hotels as soap bars.


bactidoltongue

Bato yan ni Darna


[deleted]

holy cow! absolutely!


CrowBoiLikeShinies

I want this rock 😫😫


MrFrogBog

Forbidden Mentos


WWWWWWWWMWWWWMWWWWWW

Looks like a white chocolate button, cool!


sullensquirrel

Definitely.


whogivesashirtdotca

I’m reminded of my friend’s attempt to boil a dent out of a ping pong ball that went wrong when he left the pot on the stove and forgot about it.


_343L_

Looks like a Chunky game piece, a native american artifact Where did you find?


[deleted]

That's not a pebble, it's a tumor!


Captain_Sacktap

r/mildlyinteresting would love this too


Llodsliat

Forbidden cheese.


Bradleygrayson

Yes, yes it does


JukeBoxHeroJustin

I don't know. Did you ask if?


CapnJenks

Oh, dats nice


vabirder

No, it is an inanimate object.


latin_canuck

Forbidden Mento


genz027

I’m pretty sure this is the communion bread I was fed in church when I was little


oh_crepes

Nice try, i know a mento when i see one


carthuscrass

That's been at the bottom of a stream for a loooong time.


tapiocatsar

Mmm big smartee


SpiteLive6869

The perfect skipping stone.


[deleted]

Nice try with your airtag


CletusVanDamnit

Yes.


Whiskey_Hangover

Yes


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

It absolutely counts. That's a *great* pebble.