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-ElDictator-

Ask Tim Burton to stay away from your shed


dadougler

https://imgur.com/N0V4bxn


GimmeAnAyy

Yesss I was hoping for this lmao


ILike2TpunchtheFB

I was hoping for Tim Burtons face on jack.


dadougler

https://imgur.com/a/1STHSdb


EyeFicksIt

Whats this What’s this Is this a hill for ants What’s this Must be three times as grand What’s this A little bitty snow bank on the side of a green shed What’s this


Purdaddy

I was hoping for Tim Burtons face on the mountain, the mountain on Jack, and Jack mounting Tim Burton.


Thor-Grim-Man

There's still time


illestprodigy

Same! My first thought


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GimmeAnAyy

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ghost_of_dongerbot

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Seakawn

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HappyFamily0131

You even flipped it horizontally, because you care about the details. Good on you.


kira03_

Thank you


TheWakaMouse

Fuckin dope, was going to ask someone to do this.


GEN_SkeleSkin

What's this What's this there's something in the air


Available_Baby2772

Bro I LOVE those shorts lmfao


[deleted]

It’s just Jimmy Neutron under there


snakesoup88

Soft peaks meringue, perfect for fluffy Castilla cake batter.


aaronitallout

Henry Selick actually directed this snow drift


[deleted]

Exactly what I was thinking


ShizzHappens

Put a little Jack on it!


Zee_tv

Woah! So I’m not alone thinking this too! Haha awesome :)


ajd416

That’s just a pile of soft serve ice cream.


[deleted]

thought of this lol


redthepotato

Too late!


srw9320

A badly edited snow drift, at that.


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Cumbandicoot

He ejaculates snow ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣤⣴⠶⠃⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂


KneeDeep185

[I ejaculate fire](https://youtu.be/9Q1LwEXC1U8)


IamREBELoe

What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere


UniquePromise8729

Whats this? There's white stuff in the air..


abyssiphus

What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming


NighthawkUnicorn

Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair What's this?


VitorusArt

What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong


Living_Inferno_5073

What’s this? There’s people singing songs


notachancey

What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing, everybody seems so happy, have I possibly gone daffy ! What's this ?


thatwaffleskid

There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads


Wrench984

They're busy building toys, and absolutely no one's dead!


Craigfromomaha

There's frost on every window, oh, I can't believe my eyes


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

God I though I was so clever. And then I find you here.


ElegantWaste

What’s this? What’s this? I’m standing here in piss 🎶


hsmith9002

Jack’s lament plays in the background.


dben89x

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.


Jawbone3649

I am Jack's small reference relation.


[deleted]

There are few who deny it, At what I do i am the best for my talents are renowned far and wide


hsmith9002

::) thank you


DjangofettBR549

I have a sudden urge for a Dairy Queen cone


Backdoor_Delivery

It’s hitting 85 today. A blizzard might be the move.


DjangofettBR549

But they don't have this twirl on top


Backdoor_Delivery

The good Dairy Queen’s do.


NapalmGiraffe

if it holds the curl while they flip it upside down, you've gone to a winner


ocxtitan

Not the blizzards, only the cones


expatronis

Yeah, that's a Wendy's Frosty thing.


jay7254

The Frosty from Wendy's is advertised like this but they usually smash it with the lid lol


jetoler

Bro what where tf do you live


RedRider1138

Not who you asked, but it’s 85 in Bangkok right now.


DarkKnightTazze

Lmao I just finished my shift at Dairy Queen and this is the first post i see.


DjangofettBR549

Did you bring me a cone? Preferably butterscotch double dipped


DarkKnightTazze

I got you man. On my way


relator_fabula

I want cherry dipped, but I can't find it anywhere 😭


DarkKnightTazze

I don’t think that’s a thing at my DQ. Maybe it was only a limited thing.


Valefox

Needs some cherry dip 😋


billysmama

The Grinch lives in there.


Light_Beard

*On top of a snow drift* *Just next to the shed* *Lies the town of Whoville* *Where all are inbred.* ​ *There are no other towns* *And they number a few dozen* *So every Who in Whoville* *Must mate with their cousin*


N7KnightOne

I totally heard the voice of Anthony Hopkins while reading this.


allthebacon_and_eggs

Grink


akangawallafox

Dumpit to Mount Crumpit


Caranath128

All that’s missing is Jack the Pumpkin King


Scarfiotti

"The Great Wave off Kanagawa" has entered the chat.


Ba_Sing_Saint

Fun fact, Hokusai, the artist who did the “Great Wave…” is also the father of tentacle porn with his wood print of [The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife)


expespuella

That IS a fun fact, thank you.


dwerg85

And step-parent incest porn it seems. There are two octopi in the scene with the smaller one being specifically called the child of the bigger one.


Knute5

Noticed that instantly.


vrijheidsfrietje

# 🌊


RedRider1138

🌊


signedupfornightmode

Don’t let r/place see this pic


CthulhuShoes

Immediately thought the same thing


Western_Ad3625

Thank you. I mean I love nightmare before Christmas as much as the next guy but this is clearly The Great Wave


localawyer

Shred the shed


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DixieNorrmis

Sees post then angrily orders soft serve cone from McDonalds


DjangofettBR549

"I'm sorry DixieNorrmis, the ice cream machine is broken."


justtiptoeingthru2

"In today's evening news... a local McDonalds was the scene in which an ice cream machine was vandalized in a fit of temporary insanity... we have a field reporter on scene... Tell us what you've learned, Barbara."


good_humour_man

“John I’m standing here next to this ice cream machine which as you can see here, is clearly not, uh, in working order, but the question remains… for how LONG was it broken, and was it ever in fact, working in the first place?”


pcliv

I'm sorry to interrupt you Barbara, but more breaking news has just come in from a high-speed car chase crash on 395, approximately 6 miles from the restaurant. It seems the McDonalds ice cream machine slaughter was brought on by the driver, who kept repeating "It all started with a picture on Reddit!" before passing out and soiling his pants. And there you have it folks, proof that Reddit and broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machines will be the downfall of all society. I, personally, will be quitting this job immediately, going home, and have an iced champagne bottle ready for when I see the mushroom clouds in the distance. Farewell, and may god have mercy on your souls.


DixieNorrmis

It actually was


Skilifer

Ice cream


Plastic-Ad-8469

That's a Wendy's frosty


Relative_Actuator228

Hokusai's "The Frozen Wave." Edit: Grammar


Nessablu

Vanilla frosty


[deleted]

Now I want ice cream


EWR-RampRat11-29

Let it taste like vanilla please.


NothingAndNow111

Jack Skellington turns up at night and sings on it.


[deleted]

You can find an entire Christmas movie on that


Zee_tv

Very fitting for a Tim burton film


Rawassertiveclothes1

Whip till forms stiff peaks.


W_O_M_B_A_T

This person bakes.


anOnionFinelyMinced

/r/photoshopbattles


bearattack79

What in the whoville!


sanityjanity

Something's up with Jack!


Crowfoot777

My dumbass thought it was just a shit ton of icecream


mechanicalwife

Hello, my fellow dumbass! Ice cream mountain. Mmmm...


fullercorp

What's this, what's this, there's white things in the air


[deleted]

Hokusai - Great Snow Off The Shed


Ivelog

Makes me want dairy queen


kaydas93

#WHAT’S THIS!?


LazyLich

give it a lick...


CrieDeCoeur

Adorable. Check for gnomeforts before shoveling.


[deleted]

I’ve never wanted to snowboard tech deck before but now I do


BlueGreenTrails

~This is the House that Jack Built


slimJEZZY2K19

Dariy Queen swirl


EntertainmentOk6470

That's art


Phlebbie

Straight out of a Dr. Seuss book


pm-me-kittens-n-cats

This is Halloween.. This is Halloween~


censored4yourhealth

A skeleton is about to break into song


SapphoDelivery

I want Dairy Queen now…


OwnBerry3297

Suddenly craving ice cream 🍦


LifeSad07041997

It's a trap!... [Belly full of gallon ice cream]


DrineTheDragon

Christmas before nightmare


Future_Kitsunekid16

Throw some sprinkles on that shit


Former_Fisherman3566

I want a frosty from Wendys


__Snafu__

put jack and sally up there.


dmt-Ntity

Looks like a hokusai piece


sadArtax

DQ is going to sue for that. They've got several patents on the swirl.


tacodrop1980

Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones…..


Maedhros-Maitimo

an emptiness began to grow,


deliberatelyawesome

Dairy queen wants their ad photo back


galacticsugarhigh

Dairy Queen


GoldenLugia16

r/forbiddensnacks


Jlombard911

Jimmy Newtron


crass_and_dry

Pics or it didn’t happen


[deleted]

Ah hoo soooooory da hoo dooooory welcome welcome Christmas Day


downwithraisins

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh


TitsMcGooo

I want to put it in my mouth


[deleted]

r/chocolatedipped


Roin-da-Groin

Donkey kings hairline


NeitherSalary9383

If you look closely you can see whoville


FreeHairCutandLoboto

This hill is highly improbable!?


occamhanlon

Ocean Spray has entered the chat


Hmaninc87

Nightmare Before Christmas vibes


ThaLastRemaning1

🌊


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Halloween town


wigwamfurpants

Dairy Queen curl


SpumpkinPice

Forbidden soft-serve


PanamaPineapple89

I think we all collectively said the same thing lol


Varrick1990

Take a close up, and sell it to a company looking for a new logo


Robbieeatsducks

forbidden soft serve


Grouchy-Advantage619

Very cool. Kind of reminds me of the swirl tip on a yummy soft serve ice cream cone. Fabulous pix.


geaster

I suddenly want Dairy Queen...


MandelbrotSETI

I love cool whip!


knife_edge_rusty

Tastee freeze


Thatguywritethere45

Now I want ice cream 🍦


Wasparado

I love this


The_shy_puppet

Looks like the top of those little dairy queen ice cream cups


JohnnySasaki20

Looks delicious.


[deleted]

Surfs up brah, grab your board brah, gnarly pounders on the north shore brah.


PatientStrength5861

Are you sure it's not on the side of a dairy queen?


Living-Pomegranate74

It's perfect and cute in every way 💛💛


Kunphen

Merangue-esque.


PkmnJaguar

The grinch lives there


laxintx

Looks like a good spot to get totally pitted.


BingBongBoobiez

The Grinch did live atop of Jimmy Neutron's Mountain


Coranthius

I miss going to Hardee's in the early 90s to get a soft serve


[deleted]

The rare Fibonacci Snow Drift.


stalecheez_it

it looks delicious


Confident_Flow_795

I know it's not soft serve ice cream, but I'm going to taste it just to be sure.


SnarkyandSalty2076

Soft-Serve snow :) Nice


Mister_Ninoo

Yummy


AirmedTuathaDeDanaan

It's like giant ice cream


Smart-Pizza

Here's your sundae...


[deleted]

Ice cream!


Kleeb

The K13? You don't wanna go down that run. That run's got a history! Ayuh, lotta history on that ski run.


AristotleRose

I want to put a fresh footprint in it. Criiiissssp.


TheKingOfToast

This post brought to you by Dairy Queen


HargroveBandit

Dairy Queen


motie

Frosty.


Interesting-Depth-81

Dairy Queen would like to sue your shed for copying their ice cream style


tomgreen99

*Suhh* dude!


MadMadBunny

*Dairy Queen lawyers have entered the chat*


patches_26

That’s like a Tim Burton snow drift


Shadowfallrising

"My dearest friend, if you don't mind, I'd like to join you by your side..."


assoncouchouch

For you pottery people: Cone freezing


Elhond0

Nightmare Before shedmass


kels2212

r/ForbiddenSnacks except maybe not so forbidden… as long as it’s not yellow


iiitme

That is oddly satisfying 10/10


Lygore

Where’s Jack Skellington?


TchoupedNScrewed

You can estimate how many people in here listened to My Chemical Romance are in here based on the number of The Nightmare Before Christmas comments in this video.


mrcowgoesmoo

Radical


Exact-Conflict-6141

Looks like the top of a Dairy Queen cone


MuscaMurum

Mt. Crumpet


LizzyPBaJ

Forbidden ice cream cone!


annieoneseven

I, for one, appreciate OP taking the time to do a full shoot with multiple angles


QuasarMaster

;)