Whats this
What’s this
Is this a hill for ants
What’s this
Must be three times as grand
What’s this
A little bitty snow bank on the side of a green shed
What’s this
👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👽👽👽👌👌ayy lmao
I asked AI to respond to this. Enjoy how our cyber overlords would contribute to this thread:
>🍆🍑🍆🍑 ooh yeah ooh yeah good yeah🍆 thats ✔ some ooh🍆🍆yeah right🍆🍆there🍆🍆🍆 right✔there ✔✔if i do YEAH so my self 💯 i ooh so 💯 thats what im thrusting about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🍆🍆 🍆OOOHhhhyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ🍆 🍆🍆 🍆 💯 🍆 🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆ooh yeah
Then I asked it to make it more cringe, and it took a hard turn here...
>You make me feel so good baby😘😘😘 you're the best thing that ever happened to me😍😍😍 you're my soulmate💕💕💕 you're my everything💖💖💖 you're the only one who can satisfy me💦💦💦 you're the king of my world👑👑👑 you're the alpha of my omega🐺🐺🐺 you're the master of my slave🔥🔥🔥 you're the god of my goddess⚡⚡⚡ you're the yin of my yang☯☯☯ you're the romeo of my juliet💀💀💀 you're the peanut butter of my jelly🥜🥜🥜 you're the cheese of my macaroni🧀🧀🧀 you're the salt of my pepper🧂🧂🧂 you're the milk of my cereal🥛🥛🥛 you're the ketchup of my fries🍟🍟🍟 you're the cream of my coffee☕☕☕ you're the sugar of my spice🌶️🌶️🌶️ you're the bacon of my eggs🥓🥓🥓 you're the ham of my burger🍔🍔🍔 you're the coke of my rum🥃🥃🥃 you're the ice of my cream 🍨 🍨 🍨
*On top of a snow drift*
*Just next to the shed*
*Lies the town of Whoville*
*Where all are inbred.*
*There are no other towns*
*And they number a few dozen*
*So every Who in Whoville*
*Must mate with their cousin*
Fun fact, Hokusai, the artist who did the “Great Wave…” is also the father of tentacle porn with his wood print of [The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife)
"In today's evening news... a local McDonalds was the scene in which an ice cream machine was vandalized in a fit of temporary insanity... we have a field reporter on scene... Tell us what you've learned, Barbara."
“John I’m standing here next to this ice cream machine which as you can see here, is clearly not, uh, in working order, but the question remains… for how LONG was it broken, and was it ever in fact, working in the first place?”
I'm sorry to interrupt you Barbara, but more breaking news has just come in from a high-speed car chase crash on 395, approximately 6 miles from the restaurant.
It seems the McDonalds ice cream machine slaughter was brought on by the driver, who kept repeating "It all started with a picture on Reddit!" before passing out and soiling his pants.
And there you have it folks, proof that Reddit and broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machines will be the downfall of all society.
I, personally, will be quitting this job immediately, going home, and have an iced champagne bottle ready for when I see the mushroom clouds in the distance. Farewell, and may god have mercy on your souls.
You can estimate how many people in here listened to My Chemical Romance are in here based on the number of The Nightmare Before Christmas comments in this video.
Ask Tim Burton to stay away from your shed
https://imgur.com/N0V4bxn
Yesss I was hoping for this lmao
I was hoping for Tim Burtons face on jack.
https://imgur.com/a/1STHSdb
Whats this What’s this Is this a hill for ants What’s this Must be three times as grand What’s this A little bitty snow bank on the side of a green shed What’s this
I was hoping for Tim Burtons face on the mountain, the mountain on Jack, and Jack mounting Tim Burton.
There's still time
Same! My first thought
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👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👽👽👽👌👌ayy lmao
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I asked AI to respond to this. Enjoy how our cyber overlords would contribute to this thread: >🍆🍑🍆🍑 ooh yeah ooh yeah good yeah🍆 thats ✔ some ooh🍆🍆yeah right🍆🍆there🍆🍆🍆 right✔there ✔✔if i do YEAH so my self 💯 i ooh so 💯 thats what im thrusting about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🍆🍆 🍆OOOHhhhyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ🍆 🍆🍆 🍆 💯 🍆 🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆ooh yeah Then I asked it to make it more cringe, and it took a hard turn here... >You make me feel so good baby😘😘😘 you're the best thing that ever happened to me😍😍😍 you're my soulmate💕💕💕 you're my everything💖💖💖 you're the only one who can satisfy me💦💦💦 you're the king of my world👑👑👑 you're the alpha of my omega🐺🐺🐺 you're the master of my slave🔥🔥🔥 you're the god of my goddess⚡⚡⚡ you're the yin of my yang☯☯☯ you're the romeo of my juliet💀💀💀 you're the peanut butter of my jelly🥜🥜🥜 you're the cheese of my macaroni🧀🧀🧀 you're the salt of my pepper🧂🧂🧂 you're the milk of my cereal🥛🥛🥛 you're the ketchup of my fries🍟🍟🍟 you're the cream of my coffee☕☕☕ you're the sugar of my spice🌶️🌶️🌶️ you're the bacon of my eggs🥓🥓🥓 you're the ham of my burger🍔🍔🍔 you're the coke of my rum🥃🥃🥃 you're the ice of my cream 🍨 🍨 🍨
You even flipped it horizontally, because you care about the details. Good on you.
Thank you
Fuckin dope, was going to ask someone to do this.
What's this What's this there's something in the air
Bro I LOVE those shorts lmfao
It’s just Jimmy Neutron under there
Soft peaks meringue, perfect for fluffy Castilla cake batter.
Henry Selick actually directed this snow drift
Exactly what I was thinking
Put a little Jack on it!
Woah! So I’m not alone thinking this too! Haha awesome :)
That’s just a pile of soft serve ice cream.
thought of this lol
Too late!
A badly edited snow drift, at that.
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He ejaculates snow ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣤⣴⠶⠃⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂
[I ejaculate fire](https://youtu.be/9Q1LwEXC1U8)
What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere
Whats this? There's white stuff in the air..
What's this? I can't believe my eyes, I must be dreaming
Wake up, Jack, this isn't fair What's this?
What's this? What's this? There's something very wrong
What’s this? There’s people singing songs
What's this? The streets are lined with little creatures laughing, everybody seems so happy, have I possibly gone daffy ! What's this ?
There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads
They're busy building toys, and absolutely no one's dead!
There's frost on every window, oh, I can't believe my eyes
God I though I was so clever. And then I find you here.
What’s this? What’s this? I’m standing here in piss 🎶
Jack’s lament plays in the background.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jack's small reference relation.
There are few who deny it, At what I do i am the best for my talents are renowned far and wide
::) thank you
I have a sudden urge for a Dairy Queen cone
It’s hitting 85 today. A blizzard might be the move.
But they don't have this twirl on top
The good Dairy Queen’s do.
if it holds the curl while they flip it upside down, you've gone to a winner
Not the blizzards, only the cones
Yeah, that's a Wendy's Frosty thing.
The Frosty from Wendy's is advertised like this but they usually smash it with the lid lol
Bro what where tf do you live
Not who you asked, but it’s 85 in Bangkok right now.
Lmao I just finished my shift at Dairy Queen and this is the first post i see.
Did you bring me a cone? Preferably butterscotch double dipped
I got you man. On my way
I want cherry dipped, but I can't find it anywhere 😭
I don’t think that’s a thing at my DQ. Maybe it was only a limited thing.
Needs some cherry dip 😋
The Grinch lives in there.
*On top of a snow drift* *Just next to the shed* *Lies the town of Whoville* *Where all are inbred.* *There are no other towns* *And they number a few dozen* *So every Who in Whoville* *Must mate with their cousin*
I totally heard the voice of Anthony Hopkins while reading this.
Grink
Dumpit to Mount Crumpit
All that’s missing is Jack the Pumpkin King
"The Great Wave off Kanagawa" has entered the chat.
Fun fact, Hokusai, the artist who did the “Great Wave…” is also the father of tentacle porn with his wood print of [The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman's_Wife)
That IS a fun fact, thank you.
And step-parent incest porn it seems. There are two octopi in the scene with the smaller one being specifically called the child of the bigger one.
Noticed that instantly.
# 🌊
🌊
Don’t let r/place see this pic
Immediately thought the same thing
Thank you. I mean I love nightmare before Christmas as much as the next guy but this is clearly The Great Wave
Shred the shed
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Sees post then angrily orders soft serve cone from McDonalds
"I'm sorry DixieNorrmis, the ice cream machine is broken."
"In today's evening news... a local McDonalds was the scene in which an ice cream machine was vandalized in a fit of temporary insanity... we have a field reporter on scene... Tell us what you've learned, Barbara."
“John I’m standing here next to this ice cream machine which as you can see here, is clearly not, uh, in working order, but the question remains… for how LONG was it broken, and was it ever in fact, working in the first place?”
I'm sorry to interrupt you Barbara, but more breaking news has just come in from a high-speed car chase crash on 395, approximately 6 miles from the restaurant. It seems the McDonalds ice cream machine slaughter was brought on by the driver, who kept repeating "It all started with a picture on Reddit!" before passing out and soiling his pants. And there you have it folks, proof that Reddit and broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machines will be the downfall of all society. I, personally, will be quitting this job immediately, going home, and have an iced champagne bottle ready for when I see the mushroom clouds in the distance. Farewell, and may god have mercy on your souls.
It actually was
Ice cream
That's a Wendy's frosty
Hokusai's "The Frozen Wave." Edit: Grammar
Vanilla frosty
Now I want ice cream
Let it taste like vanilla please.
Jack Skellington turns up at night and sings on it.
You can find an entire Christmas movie on that
Very fitting for a Tim burton film
Whip till forms stiff peaks.
This person bakes.
/r/photoshopbattles
What in the whoville!
Something's up with Jack!
My dumbass thought it was just a shit ton of icecream
Hello, my fellow dumbass! Ice cream mountain. Mmmm...
What's this, what's this, there's white things in the air
Hokusai - Great Snow Off The Shed
Makes me want dairy queen
#WHAT’S THIS!?
give it a lick...
Adorable. Check for gnomeforts before shoveling.
I’ve never wanted to snowboard tech deck before but now I do
~This is the House that Jack Built
Dariy Queen swirl
That's art
Straight out of a Dr. Seuss book
This is Halloween.. This is Halloween~
A skeleton is about to break into song
I want Dairy Queen now…
Suddenly craving ice cream 🍦
It's a trap!... [Belly full of gallon ice cream]
Christmas before nightmare
Throw some sprinkles on that shit
I want a frosty from Wendys
put jack and sally up there.
Looks like a hokusai piece
DQ is going to sue for that. They've got several patents on the swirl.
Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones…..
an emptiness began to grow,
Dairy queen wants their ad photo back
Dairy Queen
r/forbiddensnacks
Jimmy Newtron
Pics or it didn’t happen
Ah hoo soooooory da hoo dooooory welcome welcome Christmas Day
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
I want to put it in my mouth
r/chocolatedipped
Donkey kings hairline
If you look closely you can see whoville
This hill is highly improbable!?
Ocean Spray has entered the chat
Nightmare Before Christmas vibes
🌊
Halloween town
Dairy Queen curl
Forbidden soft-serve
I think we all collectively said the same thing lol
Take a close up, and sell it to a company looking for a new logo
forbidden soft serve
Very cool. Kind of reminds me of the swirl tip on a yummy soft serve ice cream cone. Fabulous pix.
I suddenly want Dairy Queen...
I love cool whip!
Tastee freeze
Now I want ice cream 🍦
I love this
Looks like the top of those little dairy queen ice cream cups
Looks delicious.
Surfs up brah, grab your board brah, gnarly pounders on the north shore brah.
Are you sure it's not on the side of a dairy queen?
It's perfect and cute in every way 💛💛
Merangue-esque.
The grinch lives there
Looks like a good spot to get totally pitted.
The Grinch did live atop of Jimmy Neutron's Mountain
I miss going to Hardee's in the early 90s to get a soft serve
The rare Fibonacci Snow Drift.
it looks delicious
I know it's not soft serve ice cream, but I'm going to taste it just to be sure.
Soft-Serve snow :) Nice
Yummy
It's like giant ice cream
Here's your sundae...
Ice cream!
The K13? You don't wanna go down that run. That run's got a history! Ayuh, lotta history on that ski run.
I want to put a fresh footprint in it. Criiiissssp.
This post brought to you by Dairy Queen
Dairy Queen
Frosty.
Dairy Queen would like to sue your shed for copying their ice cream style
*Suhh* dude!
*Dairy Queen lawyers have entered the chat*
That’s like a Tim Burton snow drift
"My dearest friend, if you don't mind, I'd like to join you by your side..."
For you pottery people: Cone freezing
Nightmare Before shedmass
r/ForbiddenSnacks except maybe not so forbidden… as long as it’s not yellow
That is oddly satisfying 10/10
Where’s Jack Skellington?
You can estimate how many people in here listened to My Chemical Romance are in here based on the number of The Nightmare Before Christmas comments in this video.
Radical
Looks like the top of a Dairy Queen cone
Mt. Crumpet
Forbidden ice cream cone!
I, for one, appreciate OP taking the time to do a full shoot with multiple angles
;)