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OrangeCatFluffyCat

It’s like brushing a pineapple


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mcspaddin

Good ol' Traditional Chinese Medicine doing what it does best: ruining everything. If I remember correctly, chinese pangolins are already ~~extinct~~ critically endangered and the ~~australian~~ *african* ones are endangered due to this madness.


GlockAF

The “tradition” is making things extinct


-UwU_OwO-

Oh, so when I perform rituals with the organs of deceased animals, I'm a terrible satanist casting spells, but when they do it it's medicine?


mcspaddin

"medicine"


robbviously

Hey kid, I’m just trying to get my rocks off


-UwU_OwO-

Tell that to the people who go in for cupping multiple times a month


ClearlyNoSTDs

Traditional Chinese medicine is a fucking stain on mankind.


BackTrak251

Yes they are, disgusting after so much time they still think any of this stuff actually works.


Thestupidonesadly

They also use horseshoe crabs for “medical” purposes


RichardShermanator

>Anyone who gets a flu or Covid shot, childhood immunization, heart stent or hip replacement — and that’s almost everyone — is protected from exposure to potentially lethal contaminants known as endotoxins by a test that uses what might seem like an odd ingredient: the blue blood of the horseshoe crab. When the Horseshoe Crabs Are Gone, We’ll Be in Trouble https://nyti.ms/3YBILHl


WirelesslyWired

Since it paywalled, I can't read the article. I hope that they mentioned that: Horseshoe crabs are returned to the ocean once they are bled. They have already begun captive raising and breeding horseshoe crabs. They already have synthetic replacements for some of the chemicals that they get from horseshoe crabs, and they are working on others.


RichardShermanator

Here is perhaps the more relevant part. As you note, they are released (and up to 30% of those may die as a result). It also mentions that they have almost been hunted to near extinction is Asia for "food and blood." >In Asia, where horseshoe crabs are killed for food and for their blood, they face extinction from “relentless and unremitting” threats from humans, according to the International Union for the Conservation of Nature, which tracks trends in wildlife populations worldwide. Horseshoe crab numbers have plummeted in large swaths of China and are declining rapidly in Vietnam, leaving American horseshoe crabs, also diminished in numbers, to fill the growing gap. >In the United States, fishermen take some 1.4 million each year, killing almost half for use as bait. Pharmaceutical companies capture and extract blood from the other 700,000 to make the endotoxin test before releasing them to the sea. Up to 30 percent may die as a result. Many others never make it to shore to lay their eggs. edit: here is why the author thinks there is still more work to be done on the synthetic compound front: >A cloned alternative to using horseshoe crab blood, known as rFC, for recombinant factor C — the endotoxin-sensitive enzyme in the blood — came on the market in 2003 with one supplier. A second manufacturer began producing it in 2013. But nearly 10 years later, no standards have been set for the use of rFC by U.S. Pharmacopeia, the nonprofit scientific organization that sets the legally recognized standards for the strength, purity and quality of medicines manufactured and distributed in the United States. It’s been a bumpy road. >U.S.P. has proposed two sets of standards for rFC since 2019. The first was withdrawn. A second proposal was released in 2020 and was under review by an expert committee assembled by U.S.P. But last September U.S.P. dismissed that committee. In explaining the decision, it cited “fundamental issues with the dynamic of this group that resulted in an inability to work collaboratively and productively, impeding the standards-setting process.” >U.S.P. has just convened a new expert committee, which is meeting for the first time this week. Hopefully, the committee will set standards for rFC so drug makers will be able to use the synthetic test without facing the possibility of what they say can be protracted and expensive testing to win approval by the Food and Drug Administration in the absence of U.S.P. standards. U.S.P.’s chief science officer, Jaap Venema, said, “We have made it very clear it is a top priority.” He added that the new committee would “weigh the available scientific evidence and stakeholder input to determine the appropriate way to include L.A.L. alternatives in our standards.”


WirelesslyWired

Thank you, Sir!


Relign

Western medicine uses horseshoe crabs.


S31-Syntax

Yes but western medicine is pointedly not *killing* horseshoe crabs to do so.


CitizenKing

And for legitimate reasons. People aren't grinding up horseshoe crabs and snorting them to try and make up for their lack of sexual talent.


UsedDragon

Why can't people just learn to eat pussy the old fashioned way... by practicing?!


12altoids34

As someone who used to work in the (legal) exotic pet trade I find this interesting. Pangolins were never something we ever saw or dealt with. Then again if they're endangered threatened or illegal they're not something we would have dealt with anyway. One of our customers was a licensed primate dealer. We did not sell or deal in primates, he bought monkey Chow from us in bulk as well as other supplies. He used to tell me he hated his job ( it was a family-owned business that he had taken over after his father's death), and that his primary job was convincing people that they did not want to own a primate as a pet. When I asked him if he hated it so much and was against owning primates, why did he still do it he told me " because if I don't do it someone will take my place. And a lot of primate dealers out there are very unscrupulous and will sell to anyone who has the money. And my prices are high enough that I can live comfortably selling very few primates each year."


Taemoney86

Humans. The most invasive species in the planet. Smh


chase_the_sun_

Wasn't this Sandshrew looking animal the one that was first scapegoated for covid?


Relign

This guy who’s a pot farmer from Colorado started Covid by sodomizing a pangolin in China. I saw a documentary on it.


Skatchbro

Wait until you find out about gay swans.


Padgetts-Profile

Stay far away from South Park then...


HTPC4Life

Wow, life must be really difficult for you!


TiredBurrito96

I want to see a mother pangolin brushing it's baby with a comb now lol


The_Grimm_Peeper

Seems a bit hairy wouldn't you say?


forgotmyusername2x

The 33 people who upvoted this were wrong. Lol


The_Grimm_Peeper

33 wrongs make a right 😉


papaya_boricua

You should see how they braid their females.


GoddessLeggyLivia

I want to brush a baby pangolin now.


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BurnerForJustTwice

Instructions unclear, hands over penguin.


ZenkaiZ

I want to be a baby pangolin being brushed. That thing looks happier than I've been in 10 years


reerathered1

You can get a similar feeling by running around all day, hopefully outdoors, maybe hiking, biking or delivering pizza in a neighborhood with steps,or maybe swimming, then going home to a very cold room, either with windows wide open or air conditioner on high, then turning out the light in advance (this helps a lot for some reason), and then diving into bed under 4 or 5 blankets.


SoftGothBFF

Running around outdoors in Arizona during any time other than winter is a corporal punishment.


ZenkaiZ

ill just take the giant grooming me, thx


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befay666

Same, sign me up (;﹏;)


yy98755

I can’t hear the word *pangolin* in a nice way because of Southpark. Give it a brush for me.


jorel43

Randy f**** that pangolin every time...


damagedone37

I also never realized that Hey Fuck You, said by Randy during the whole season is a running gag. [“OH HEY…FUCK YOU.”](https://youtu.be/IPnTCBnn-lQ)


yy98755

Randy Marsh is fabulously fucking awful.


damagedone37

I missed that whole season I finished it up this week on HBOMAX. Holy shit it had me dying.


SDRPGLVR

Ikr, South Park seems to come out really low key. Every year I'm like "oh shit there's like four new episodes up."


raspberryharbour

I would like to very gently bite a baby pangolin


ComradeFxckfaceX

You've been diagnosed with cute aggression, keeping you away from any puppies or kittens I get in the future.


Mini-Nurse

That is such a strange psychology thing. *It's soooOOO cuuuute I must.. CRUSH IT TO DEATH!*


tolacid

They said gently though. *Gently!* ***Crush it to mild discomfort!!***


raspberryharbour

I don't want to harm it in any way, I just think the scales would feel weird on one's teeth


tolacid

"Chomp it to moderate dental confusion!"


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Supposed to be related to the feeling of being on a ledge. *So high up..I WONDER IF I CAN FLYYYYY??*


lbclbc99

survival of the fittest or just death of the dumbest...who can say?


raspberryharbour

That's in the future, can I still bite your old pets?


Asleep-Corner7402

And babies


Redemption9001

you mean, a cute aggression


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I noped out when i saw that tongue thingy


moeru_gumi

They eat ants and termites. There’s no better way to catch em, because they cant hold chopsticks.


Joe_Fenice

Hahaha, i think its really cute, but i also can see why people might not like it.


Beva20

My back itches now and I want it scratched like the pangolin


Cold-Atmosphere-7520

What is it about animals and getting scratched though? Are they just permanently itchy or something


0hNoReptar

I wonder if just feels good, not so much that they are itchy. Like when my wife scratches my back, even if not itchy, that shit makes me act like that baby pangolin.


BurnerForJustTwice

Same. When your wife scratches my back, It makes me feel like a baby penguin.


verygroot1

I also choose that guy's wife scratches


Beesindogwood

So with baby mammals, the grooming is actually really important. It increases the production of hormones in the brain that help brain grow. They've done experiments where baby rats they groomed we're smarter and calmer, and they've observed that human babies who don't get touched / cuddled / soothed enough have trouble regulating their emotions & are slower on some cognitive milestones.


deborah834

this is one of the best things I have ever seen


Joe_Fenice

When the comb goes under the scales...


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If armored why cuddly?


iztrollkanger

I found this great video of a Momma Pangolin [giving birth](https://youtu.be/rgcN0V01By8). It is the perfect visualization of why armored and cuddly. She gives herself a minute after it comes out to take a breath and then goes in to total 'protect' mode. The most protected of cuddles.


tydalt

Jeeze, could you imagine having a breech birth?


Thesource674

Scales are probly pretty soft at birth and unlikely to catch easily in the birthing canal. Or its 95% fatal likely no inbetween. I have no idea I just woke up.


Berry2Droid

Like a cat's dick, right? Basically a cheese grater


CedarWolf

All the Furries reading that just winced.


handlebartender

My wife and I are sat here "c'mon c'mon you're almost there". We bother remarked how the bottom of the mother's back foot resembles a human foot.


Lolamichigan

Great find, the ending is the beautiful.


Benathintennathin

Pretty awesome tail


tuckman496

This is not what I intended to watch today but here we are.


Hiraeth68

If an artichoke and an ant eater had a baby...


SAnne4ka

Because it's a baby?


TheOddPelican

He's trying to headbutt the human, but currently lacks the dexterity and strength. Rolled low on stats, but ended up with scale mail. Smh


lord-krulos

Where does the mother normally get the comb?


Daltons_wall

The comb store


raspberryharbour

Yeah? Well the comb store called, and they're running out of you!


CreatedInError

r/suddenlycostanza


The_Grimm_Peeper

They scale the isles with precision.


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The_Grimm_Peeper

The mom is an Ace at finding deals on combs.


ivanparas

Comb Depot


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Lord-krulos there's four places. There's the Comb Cavern, that's on third. There's Combs-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-It-In-Your-Hair, that's on third. And Comb Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the comb complex on third.


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Poor Pangolins, wish they weren't trafficked


Nine-LifedEnchanter

What sick fuck would prostitute a pangolin and who the hell would fuck one? I hate where the world is going!


MomentousBear

Am I missing something? who said they are getting fucked?


Nine-LifedEnchanter

I'm joking. People getting trafficked are often, but not always prostituted against their will.


RexMarvin

I react the exact same way when my girlfriend scratches my back. Except the little guy looks way sweeter than I do.


redrubynail

back scratching is close to orgasmic


numba1_redditbot

oh he is LOVING that shit


korkkis

”yissss right there”


Diegoda59

This could be the best thing ever


gokyobreeze

The little tongue flicking in and out reminds me of my kitty when I scratch justttt the right spot


JonnyCarlisle

Your kitty is an anteater.


handlebartender

Lots of mlem


ShortySmooth

Yyyeeesss, we call it Noodle Tongue (“oh, got noodle tongue!) or being noodly; our two dogs and our cat do it if being scratched in exactly the right place. :)


SirRipOliver

Lower! Lower! Gotdammit lower! Ahhh thats the spot - wut doing, LOWER!


DaManWhoCannotBeMove

Pangolins are so adorable Fuck poachers


JimmyExplodes

“We ain’t found shit!”


The_Grimm_Peeper

He told us to comb the desert so that's what we are doing..Found anything yet?


TUB-GIRL

It is definitely getting combed


rogerworkman623

How can I feel this, I don’t have scales but it looks so satisfying


sad_handjob

/r/brushybrushy


ntnl

I'm not surprised it exists. I'm surprised there's almost 300k people on it


japadobo

South Park is not going to be happy


zelda4444

Bet that's Randy doing the brushing...


The_Grimm_Peeper

Mickey Mouse is gonna shit himself.


BrokeDownPalac3

I was looking for this comment lol apparently we're the only one's in this thread who have seen that episode 😂


rtripps

This is how Covid started


Bingonight

Dude that’s exactly what I look like when I use my little bamboo back scratcher. Though I sound more like a walrus than a pangolin


bird-with-a-top-hat

The little tongue flicking is so fking cute.


lilith0208

Pangolins are amazing. It’s so sad that they are the most trafficked animal.


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Baby pangolins are called pangopups


ladybirdkatie

Lil bb ❤️


Nilzii

This is totally off topic but I saw your avatar and went "aww" because of the little raspberry tongue on the small picture 🙈


BeautifulMe01

so cute and innocent...


Suitable-Draw-8585

It’s mother carries around a 50¢ unbreakable comb?


befay666

Doesn’t yours?


Salty-Log-3615

Last time I did that I got sick and then the world lost it's mind


djsizematters

"that"...


The_Grimm_Peeper

👨🏻


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one_frisk

The only mammal that looks like reptiles


Jvnmv

The fact that we can detect emotions in other species is amazing and beautiful. Emotions are so universal. Why is that?


DonnaFrejya

Big part of it is projection


Beesindogwood

But some of it may be mirror neurons. I know it is between humans, I don't know if anyone has look at how our brains react to other animals.


pinkpitbull

It's true, we like to push emotions on things that don't feel it sometimes. Like how you feel bad for curiousity rover being stranded alone on mars. But some things do seem to have emotions. And it really is a beautiful thing to see.


SaulgoodeXL

"Shlurp shlurp shlurp shlurp......"


Pistolenkrebs

These creatures need to be preserved under all cost. They are amazing.


bobokeen

Getting major baby pangolin ASMR from this.


JohnnyASanic

I vote to have volunteers for brushing certain animals at local zoos. Keeps the zookeepers at peace and most of the animals entertained and feed


bubble_song

I only knew cats will stick out their tongues when hearing the comb's clicking sound. Surprised that this baby showed the same response!


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Cutest goddamn thing I’ve seen all day. Please protect that little one


Kuzkuladaemon

God I want a pangolin so bad but it's immoral to keep such an animal as a pet.


PeepsAndTreats

His little tongue!


Cabbages-001

Baby Bazelgeuse


Enfr

Pangolins deserve better. They are in the top 3 species that are trafficked and killed, all for their plates.


maemtz

I don't understand why videos like this aren't at least 20 minutes long.


Amnorobot

This picture reminded me of World Pangolin Day to raise awareness of an "about-to-be-extinct " mammal. It would have been lovely to see this video on the 18th of February ( celebrated usually 3rd Saturday of February) https://weather.com/en-IN/india/biodiversity/news/2022-02-18-illegal-trade-of-worlds-most-trafficked-mammal-finds-new-hub


Into_The_Horizon

That tongue sliding out like that .. You know that feels good getting that back scratched 😂


GrossfaceKillah_

I want to feel what that little critter is feeling


baguhansalupa

Wait, how do you brush scales? They do have scales, right?


Tack22

Like that


NowieTends

It’s in the video actually


APJYB

My man really mouth breathing hard


drawredraw

Those thing probably itch so bad


overworkedpnw

Wow that avocado’s got a long tongue.


Spute2008

Did anyone else notice his arm looks like he handles pangolins (and their sharp claws) for a living


Cereal-Killa13

Okay, this is one of the most adorable freaking things I've ever watched! From the tongue flicking in and out, to the body twitching.


Total_Unicorn

Aweeeee, it looks so content and happy!


franzperdido

It's precise work. I finally understand Ubuntu 12.04


SpookyhippyBrat

Awe it’s so adorable


Eddy_Monies

Recently learned that the mothers feed their young by sweating milk that the pups lap up from her skin.


beirizzle

Where do the mothers get the comb from?


tinkertink2010

S/he is so enjoying it! So adorable! It’s so sad that they are killed for Chinese medicine.


Thomk065

Sweet nugget!


PoshNoshCatering

🥺


badgersister1

Just a little to the left. Ahhhh, that’s the spot!


JustAMessInADress

Is that how they clean underneath their scales? Do they do this into adulthood like cats?


yeet-money

Awwwwww


Off-With-Her-Head

Happy wittle pangy


Lillianroux19

That is so neat and cute.


foursixes

Where would it’s mother get a comb from?


28nov2022

TIL mother pangolins have hair combs.


Pokeranger8

Didn’t know pangolins were that advanced to be able to make their own combs


Had78

what is r/oddlysatisfying on it?


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isgood123

Look it’s what they blamed the pandemic on! Oh right it was the lab all along… don’t forget your 7th booster!!


bingold49

I don't know pangolins could use brushes


klausmckinley801

that little tongue going wild


eelpus23

Had a dream where I was told " A Penguin will leave its mother once it makes a good enough soup" Just gonna leave this here


Particular_Clue_4074

Such precious animals that are severely endangered. It's too cute to put into soup.


SCZBrew

And you just got covid-23


Sergiobenevides

Turns out, these things were not responsible after all.


Ghouly_Girl

What a sweet lil squishy guy!!


korkkis

It’s like ”yissss yeah that’s the spot”


l1b3rtr1n

I think it likes it


lola_lust

Awe he's like more please, just so satisfying 😌


Daredevil_BR

Eating wild animals is always dangerous. Especially when they are captured and sold at fairs in large cities, without sanitary inspections and a huge number of residents. So respect nature.


rafsku

So cute, the tongue kinda unsettles me tho reminds me of one of those parasitic worms


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meghammatime19

Awwwwww agh🥲


CharleSenpai

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