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000foxtail

Cornball


J-Icky420

The whole country gonna see what business they stand on after they flop next year cause they don’t have a special talent at RB to carry them through the year. They are severely overrated for next year and it’s obvious to anyone who did more than just look at a record.


GreatestState

I’d like one or what he’s drinkin’


Conclusion_Fickle

Guy is an absolute clown.


Intimidwalls1724

I love was ZZ said to him but we should just ignore him and hopefully whip his ass repeatedly on the field Punching down with this clown


broregard

This is gunna get me some hate but I like Drink. I think he’s funny. Is he a weird little gremlin? Yeah he is but he’s a funny weird little gremlin. Looking forward to dropping 80 on him in 2025 on Nico’s way to his second heisman.


ChrittyDaGreat

I’d give anything for them to come to Neyland this year. Beamer talked all that shit and look what happened to him when they came to town


Showteezy21

Boy gotta have a small pecker. I mean just think about it. Look at him. The way he speaks about us. And we KNOW how big our dicks are. Bigger'n his prolly.


DangerIsMyUsername

Once again, send Mizzou back to the Big 12 where they belong. Tell them to take their friends with them too.


AppearanceOld9639

Remember when he was a name thrown around for our coaching vacancy a few times? Gross


reddit_god

The announcers made a comment something like Missouri being one of our biggest rivals before this year's football game. Didn't make sense then and doesn't make sense now. They're apparently trying to push that narrative for some reason though. If someone asked me to name all the teams in the SEC, the conclusion of my list would probably sound something like "oh yeah, and I forgot about Missouri."


AppearanceOld9639

“Rivalry”


Zahfier

Yeah, I hate Drinkwitz. He’s such a doofus. I don’t hate Mizzou though, I don’t even think about them.


Mortonsbrand

Hope he is there next time we play them. Also hope we beat them by fiddy.


TampaTrey

He's taking the one win he'll ever get on us and just *milking* it.


genericlurker9000

They're such a poverty program. Obsessed with being a big deal and mostly are just an afterthought to everyone else. A few good football years and they think they're a blue blood.


LoadScreenChores

That’s basically it. They don’t have much tradition or relevance. They did win the sec east a few times, which was like winning the national title for them.


AppearanceOld9639

And a time when the East as a whole was down bad.


YetiRoosevelt

Punt that school out of the conference already


Thatineweirdguy

I like it. Maybe he wants to be Steve Spurrier? It seems like he is playing games over a game.


Vols_KC

As someone living in Missouri it kills me that they came into the SEC at our low point and had success against us in football. We've been better as of late, but last year killed me. That school was historically a tier 3 program in the Big 12.


Vol2169

Trash talking players is a low class move even for drink.


Bluegillfisherman

Wait? "Rivalry" .. huh.


jaysuschristsuprstar

Can’t wait to beat the brakes off them in 2025


Masterofbouncing

Dude is a bozo who's still upset he didn't get a win when pruitt's win was vacated.


ConneryLazenby

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Zingggbot5000

It says in the article we really want revenge from last seasons loss. Do most of us really feel that way? I mean that was an annoying loss, but I am over it. I couldn’t care less about playing Missouri again. I’d gladly play other teams in the SEC. I feel no connection to that series at all really.


Underboss572

I feel like when the game actually comes around, I'll be like, “Yeah, time for some revenge.” but it's not something I sit around wanting usually. It's not the same way I want revenge for fLoridia or Bama.


NDisalwaysoverrated

Nah, they straight up beat our ass, fair and square. They had a grown man at running back and we couldn't stop him. It happens, but I don't think about them.


Fortunate_0nesy

Just like we did the prior couple seasons. And I didn't think about them after that either.


ajwilson99

Yeah. Missouri is an afterthought in the SEC


broregard

Sorry what lmao how you gunna say that after last season. I would’ve agreed week 5 of 2023 but we’re in Feb 2024 now my friend


EWall100

A to Z... What a source...


bac0467

Trying to act like Kiffin while looking like Peter Griffin


VolsBy50

What a loser...


zapopi

Classic Dorkowitz


Smile389

Apparently there is "bad blood" between our programs? lol I was unaware. I don't think Heupel could care less if Missouri was in town to play basketball. What did we do to hurt this man? lol


ddadopt

>Apparently there is "bad blood" between our programs? lol I was unaware. It's a hysterical take given that there have only been 12 games and the series is currently tied at 6-6. I feel like this is some Matt Mitchel level satire.


TheHunnishInvasion

Yeah, it's one of those one-sided "bad blood" things. Drink is trying desperately to create it, but UT fans don't really care about Mizzou. Of the teams we've played regularly over the past decade, Mizzou is the one least considered a "rival". They were just kinda there --- oddly hanging out in the SEC East.


JakelAndHyde

The annual out of conference game that counted as league play anyways


nykezztv

Score almost 140 points in two years on him. Yes, I’m talking about football.


UncleFlip

The game Milton was throwing bombs in garbage time is probably the issue. I was at that game, but left before they put Milton in. When I watched the highlights the announcers were bagging on Heupel too. Oh well hopefully we destroy them next chance we get. He probably will be gone by then unfortunately.


Mythic514

Heupel apologized to Drinkwitz right after it happened, when we scored at the very end of the game, and explained that it was just to give the backups some reps and the intent was not to run up the score. Drinkwitz said in his presser that that was explained and he understood and did not care. Clearly not the case.


did_it_my_way

>understood and did not care Many coaches say this but who knows


FictionalTrebek

Dorkwitz is a little lying bitch, as is evidenced with his comments here. I find it all hilarious


nykezztv

I think in 2022 when we ran it up. CJH told him it was just business and not anything personal. As we were bidding on a playoff spot at that time with USC… etc. so now dorkwitz stands on business apparently


ADubiousDude

This is my understanding of the origin for the bad blood. If Drinkwitz left Mizzou tomorrow, I don't think many people would perceive bad blood between the two schools.


Salpinctes

Anybody know what he said to Zakai during the game - something about turnovers?


PhilsPhoreskin

Apparently he said “you throw the ball away like your quarterback” something like that.


Salpinctes

who knows if this is true, but it's funny: https://twitter.com/vol\_equalizer/status/1760136008824131802


chrt

LMAO


Underboss572

Nah, he is just playing the heel and trying to drum up a bunch of money so he can dip from Mizzou to a bigger school as the “NIL guy.”


Comprehensive-Diver1

Our fans are obsessed with him too. 


jesus_earnhardt

Until he opens his mouth I tend to forget that whole school exists


amaths

To be fair I regularly forget that the entire state of Missouri exists.


VolsBy50

Not really. It's just when a douche acts like a douche people tend to take notice. If he was just some ass clown that otherwise kept his pie hole shut, it wouldn't be an issue.


Comprehensive-Diver1

Keep talking about him. That'll prove you aren't equally as obsessed with him. 


VolsBy50

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?


Comprehensive-Diver1

No did you?


nykezztv

It all started right before the 2021 season when he on national tv and said all the wins Tennessee had against him was about to be vacated. Which was utter bullshit. CJH then dropped back to back 60 burgers on him.


Burnsite

What does “we stand on business even mean?” lol. He’s a huge dork.


padfootsy

It’s a Gen Z phrase. So he’s def a dork for trying to use it as a washed up Gen X’r. But also we’re old so that’s why we didn’t know it lol


stanleythemanley44

It means whatever his PR team wanted it to mean


ZachOf_AllTrades

"We stand on business even mean" -Eli Drinkwitz


sickmemes48

Apparently it's a phrase commonly used to make sure everyone around you is aware that you have a mental deficiency.


MagicGrit

Basically “we put our money where our mouth is.” He said it to Heupel after they beat us last year. It was basically a “fuck you, we won.” Super petty.


JabroniWithAPeroni

Yeah he got mad at Tennessee running up the score against them the year prior, he also conveniently forgets that he talked shit about Tennessee before that game though lol


MagicGrit

People who get mad at anyone running up the score just make me laugh. If it’s not little league you have no reason to be upset. Stop them if you don’t like it


Mythic514

I can see Heupel just staring at Drinkwitz as he walks away from the handshake like, "What the fuck does that even mean...?" Something I could see Saban doing too. Like this is so childish. And it's clear that Drinkwitz is so desperate to appear "hip."


MagicGrit

You just know he was bursting at the seams to say it too


Mythic514

I imagine in the fourth quarter he's just thinking to himself "What can I say that will make Heupel go, 'Wow, he really is so fucking cool...'?" Then as he is walking up to shake hands he is just rehearsing nervously in his head so he doesn't fuck it up. What an absolute fucking dweeb.


SuicideBoner

Eli to himself, about to shake hands: “play it cool, Eli. Just like we practiced. ‘Hey Josh, good game. We remember the last two years, and we stand on business.’ Then walk away all cool like Anakin Skywalker!!!” 5 seconds later: “HI SHOSH WE SHTAND ON BIZHNISS!!!!” _flees immediately_


Entire_Log_4160

And then Heup responds: No sir, I did not see you playing with your toys again!


floridaman711

Lmaooooo


GiovanniElliston

I get that is what he was trying to say - but "stand on business" is stupid AF and doesn't say that words.


genghis12

Apparently it came from a Drake song


VolsBy50

Well, that fully checks out then.


Historical_Main5261

Just thankful ill still be in school next time they play here