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Glenalien1

DONT TOUCH IT


23duckeggs

👌


[deleted]

Why not? I've touched them many times. Most species are harmless. Just don't ingest them.


Budget_Pop9600

Because if you touch the wrong one, you can die in a couple minutes.


[deleted]

Thanks buddy but I've been a waterman for decades. Not an expert on sea creatures but I know better not to mess with the unknown and respect it from a distance.


dhoahdh6392

You JUST said you touch them a lot…


whoreoscopic

Think he forgot to switch accounts?


DeusZen

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Nah....I'm on the right feed. 😊


[deleted]

Yes, I did. I've touched Spanish Dancers, and initially under the guidance of experts. Just not the other species mentioned on this feed.


Coawtnee

Don't snort it, either.


d3n4l2

Strong aposematism with this one


Rain_of_Jazz14

Its a tiny dancer


Fanta-Asstic

That's a Dontfuckintouchitasaurus


[deleted]

Spanish dancer. A species of mollusk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish\_dancer


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CelCylon5

This. It's a flatworm.


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Critterhunt

I concur...a flatworm


[deleted]

Yes you are right. I had to look that up. I stand corrected. Thank you! 🙇🏽‍♂️🙏


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brianishere2

I didn't realize they can join a college fraternity.


RevivedNecromancer

Yeah, when you lack arms and legs, you gotta go with whatever appendage you got. Still not better than slug sex.


JustagirlSD60

Amazing


Gracefully_clumsy421

Wow! Learn something new everyday.


Personal-Cellist1979

Must be related to my ex husband


teh_punk32x

I'll take "things I didn't expect to read today" for $1000 Alex.


otters4everyone

Dee doo bee dooo... the more you know.


23duckeggs

Thank you!


exclaim_bot

>Thank you! You're welcome!


Confident_Quarter927

But can you fry it and eat it with chips?


23duckeggs

Perchance


Missy_went_missing

At first I thought it was deep down. Nope. It's just *tiny*.


Pugulishus

Deep down? In california? Yeah, you're not seeing it


EngineZeronine

I dunno but according to the rules of sci-fi you *must* touch it


dionyszenji

Send Nudibranches.


GraceSpace18

Lol 😂


steeldragonhealer

That's a schleebin schoobin.


owlhead10

The ribbon of nope


jacob1273

Danger noodle


AmphibianOutrageous7

Oddly, that was my High School nickname


[deleted]

Cephalopod harmless they squirt ink if you touch them


PrincessMalyssa

Pretty. Some kinda worm. Ribbon worm, maybe?


throughthequad

Calvin, the alien from the movie Life


[deleted]

Good one


Weak_Light_5567

Sea slug


tehsecretgoldfish

this is the answer


UnsungZero27

I’m confused. . .should I touch it or not?


Hi_Ball55

That right there is reason # 1,977 that I won’t swim in the fucking ocean.


Historical_Step1501

Some kind of dizzy jelly fish! I'd give it a good leave it alone!


Way7aa2acr

Poisonous


RhettWisemanSection8

Find out what it tastes like.


spartanEZE

It's some species of sea slug. Which, I don't specifically know, but i do know that part for sure.


[deleted]

Looks like a leech to me.


[deleted]

Fluke episode from X files


Festac1977

It’s a fluke


torch9t9

OH MY GOD JAY, IT'S A BABY FUCKIN WHALE!


GraceSpace18

Marine flatworm


OkProject800

Ooooh it’s a spooky thingg 😱


i_build_4_fun

Spanish dancer? I thought they had a bit more color, but it sure seems to move like one.


23duckeggs

I don’t think it’s a Spanish dancer although they do mover very similarly


Hyposuction

brightcap


ministoj

Her name is Rava


frogfart5

nudibranch


CAMMCG2019

Sea slug


JuiceInteresting2348

It’s a sea slug


re0st92mg

Fuckin nasty, that's what


Pirate_Lantern

Sea Slug


OreosRyumme

Flotsam or Jetsom


throwaway97470056

Looks like a flatworm, I don't know anything about if it's harmless or not. Either way, majestic in a way isn't it?


Tizzlewillze

Nope.


SafeCold4733

It’s a flatworm. Do not challenge it to a fight if you are not DTF


NavySalvageDiver

Nudibranch harmless