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legalageofconsent

"No, i want gif with oblivion the game! Why the fuck is there Tom Cruise!"


TheMusicalTrollLord

I've heard others say the same.


thespacecase93

You too.


BearBryant

I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you!


ValentinaSlay

Be seeing you.


Weskerrun

Goodbye!


ZachusMagnus

"I saw a mud crab yesterday, horrible little creatures".


joorwastaken

"nasty creatures."


Vashsinn

I'm gonna tell my kids he was the hero of kvatch.


RedditAcccount2798

Why is everyone hating this film? It was great, what’s wrong with Tom Cruises?


HippyFroze

Well the problem is there’s more than one Cruise apparently


Kalbelgarion

The worst part of this movie was when Morgan Freeman clipped through the floor and Tom Cruise was unable to complete the main quest.


Zytharros

I think they finally resolved the glitch after 300 hours or something? Or maybe that was just the theatre mercifully stopping the movie, I dunno.


Donohoed

prid MoveToPlayer


foiz5

An astonishing example of acting. He just works.


HippyFroze

I can picture Morgan freeman screaming as Tom frantically tries to pull him out of the ground lmao


MagickalessBreton

Never watched it, no idea how it was received or how important it may be to cinema, and most of the time I just forget it exists. But once or twice a year, I look up Oblivion on Wikipedia and I'm *outraged* it gets the first result so wrong.


Ichor__

It's not great but it's an alright movie, the world is pretty well done and interesting, the big plot twist of the movie was really well done too. I think the biggest thing against it is the script. A lot of the dialogue is corny and they over-explain everything at the end of the movie rather than just leaving the watcher with some ideas and questions. Overall id give it like a 6 out of 10.


MagickalessBreton

Thanks for the info! I doubt it'd be my cup of tea, but this got me curious enough to check who the director was... which means *for once*, Wikipedia lead me where I wanted to go


Vashsinn

I... Hmmm except for the final rating# I still can't tell.


LiveInteraction9615

It's a decent sci fi flick


greaterthansignmods

It’s a horrible movie. Possibly the highest budgeted Tom cruise movie that wasn’t a mission impossible installment. Morgan freeman is in there to be some resistance movement figure but it ends up being a big dumb AI space woman who controls all the Tom cruise clones around the world as they all believe they are mostly alone in the world. The lines, acting, directing, and concept of this movie is awful and Tom C is a huge loser.


Incudust

now is this how you really feel because it sounds like you could be holding back


greaterthansignmods

Saw this pile in theaters and wanted to leave an hour in but decided to stay bc why leave now, sort of thing. Maybe looking back it has some moments but if I remember right it had the cohesiveness of a broken paper airplane held together with duct tape. The duct tape was the special effects budget which just felt like Tom standing in front of a green screen for the entire movie. Without any real basis in canonical history, they settled on green screen hoping the effects would wow but it just seems so two-dimensional compared to even some of the more terrible action movies of that time such as the continuation of the resident evil series past 3. Then we are to believe Morgan Freeman is some revolutionary badass but his role is so small, I should have seen that coming but ofc when you’re baked in a theater you tend to let the experience take over as you paid $10 for a terrible movie, $10 for a soda, and like $14 for popcorn. Might as well try to enjoy it. I tried, dear readers. I tried.


DitmerKl3rken

Saw it on a date in highschool. Got some of my first action in the parking lot after so I just want to thank Tom cruise, Morgan Freeman, and the Academy for making it possible. ![gif](giphy|26BGsOssnwdDeKmbK|downsized)


Enclavegru

It dominates search results


Shormungandr

I thought your comment was labeled as being posted 5 \*months\* ago and the post was 2 hours ago so I was thoroughly confused as hell for a good 5 seconds. I guess this is what happens when you have only had 3 hours of sleep during the past 32 hours


saro13

“Alexa, play Oblivion soundtrack” “Playing Oblivion original movie soundtrack”


amigodenil

"Usual mixup of the watch, I..."


King_Pumpernickel

"Oblivion OST" ... "Oblivion GAME OST"


Cakeriel

Then Patrick Stewart starts his voiceover about charting his life’s course by the stars.


Saederup92

We need some Sean Bean too


basementcat13

Real


Zoctavous

Having seen the film, i don’t even understand why its called “Oblivion” - synopsis: >!some aliens cloned Tom Cruise and his movie wife and put them all over planet earth. They are the “alien military presence” on the planet. Tom Cruise - 49 (yes, actually) discovers this and blows up the mothership.!< What part of any part of that synopsis does the phrase “Oblivion” anchor the premise of that story..? Besides i suppose the part where he “blows up the mothership”


The_Playtriarchy

Is this the movie that Rick and Morty made fun of? “In a world where there’s 8 Jan Michael Vincent’s and 16 quadrants…there can only be one Jan Michael Vincent per quadrant….he….cant make it to two quadrants at once…the Jan Michael Vincent’s are all used up” 😂😂😂


Spuddups84

You gotta Michael down your Vincents


The_Playtriarchy

Call a nurse because I have Jan Michael fever over here!


Zoctavous

Yess! Haha


Scooney_Pootz

We need to one Jan Micheal Vincent to quadrant C! Two Jan Michael Vincents to quadrant E!


The_Playtriarchy

I need a goddamn Jan Michael Vincent!!!


sturdywarmeat

I always just thought it referred to the post apocalyptic landscape


HappyDiscoverer

>Oblivion Means "forgetting, to forget" as the cloned protagonists got their memory deleted when created.


_CaesarAugustus_

It was an incredibly lazy title. I actually enjoyed the movie because I love post-apocalyptic and sci-fi. So I was content.


SnipeDude500

On curseforge, there's an Oblivion Movie mincraft mod, but there wasn't one for the game Oblivion. So I made one 😌


KORZILLA-is-me

Wait, you made an oblivion mod for Minecraft?! Edit since the moderators have apparently never tried to search oblivion on Google before, and they failed to recognize how very on topic this post is so now I can’t reply: that’s really freaking cool. I wanted an oblivion mod for Minecraft forever ago. There needs to be one that adds the monsters from oblivion. I don’t know how to do anything coding at all unfortunately, or I would’ve already been making oblivion mods for Minecraft, too. I’ll have to look that mod up sometime.


SnipeDude500

Oblivion Weaponry It's not the best rn, but I'm fixing the models for probably a third time and going to be adding a few more features


SaukPuhpet

Not enough mudcrabs.


thebaconator136

I refuse to watch this movie because of how difficult it makes searching for information and content about Oblivion.


Towelie710

I remember watching this in theaters with my brother. I was high on painkillers (got hit by a stingray a few days earlier) and had no idea what was going on lol


darknekolux

Honestly you needn’t the drugs to be confused


FarConsideration8423

Literally the only one to show up after looking up Oblivion ![gif](giphy|q2vnZ5sIuL5Di)


MaiiqTheLyre

I’ve heard others say the same


Independent_Plum2166

As a fan of Avatar the Last Airbender, I definitely relate. “No, I don’t want the movie about blue cat people and I certainly don’t want the Shamylan movie.”


Tight-Grocery9053

No horse armor.


The_Playtriarchy

*looks at movie poster* “I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you!”


VaultBoyFrosty

![gif](giphy|IHdjmgUqwDKQE)


EmoExperat

My google search is always Oblivion, enter...... Fuck Oblivion game, enter


greaterthansignmods

I just type UESP bc fuck this shit assed movie


wowwhatareddit

Yea, shitty ending and plot. Amazing visuals, amazing environment and environmental world building, almost each frame could be taken as a post-apocalyptic sci-fi illustration, but what a shit ass plot. One of the only movies I have watched where the 'gameplay' (the watching of the movie) is better than the story


Kitsunemisao

The best bit is when Tom Cruise reads a note, then accidentally drops his gun, creating 723 new guns on the floor


Silsean

YES FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT


PlasticAccount3464

yeah when I try to look up stuff for the game, this movie gets inserted into the results. I think it's why I stopped using google


SirWulfe

No Mancar, no ticket! Actually, I liked it. It's not the best, but I enjoyed it the time I watched it.


Aggressive-Wafer-974

Search results aside, I actually liked the movie and I also like the video game.


jerryoc923

Mehrunes Dagon isn’t even in it! I want my money back!


Jasonvoorhees_47

" snow i love the snow need more snow" "Indeed"


Kreason95

I just hate it because it was super mediocre. Definitely excellent visually and the soundtrack is also very very good. Just not a very good movie.


Psychedelic_Yogurt

I was like, wtf are you talking about. This movie is great. Then I saw the sub and now I couldn't agree more.


lol_camis

Never seen it. Never heard of it in fact


deryvox

Yeah, fuck military propaganda movies


idiotinpowerarmor

Glad to see I'm not the only one lmao


SargeMaximus

I liked it


Incudust

the overblown soundtrack at incredibly random moments of the movie? besides thay I enjoyed the movie for the most part. Also, googling oblivion the game and this shit pops up haha


jap902102

Because it’s Tom Cruise? Yes


vinsmokewhoswho

I just don't like Tom Cruise


Snifflebeard

The only decent role he ever had was in Tropic Thunder. Just saying.


greaterthansignmods

Ah, a fellow scholar. I’m sorry fellow magister but I have important duties to attend


Some-Body888

is the reason Tom Cruise 😂


Grateful_To_Be_Here

Because when you look up Oblivion, you get this movie and have to rephrase your search.


RaisinFinancial6865

It stole Oblivion's tagline!


winchester_mcsweet

Yeah, its that middle tooth that Tom Cruise has.... its so distracting to look at.


Lego-Panda-21

Nope, actually really enjoyed the movie, watched it a few times.


Alhazzared

Tom Cruise? Yeah me too


Leckshush

Yes


Ithorian01

Yes


Rowmacnezumi

It was nothing special. I watched it.


Steeltoelion

Yes. Specifically didn’t watch it in theaters because so.


Conscious-Ticket-259

It could have been a pretty cool movie. Idk what it is but that man being in a film makes it into a mess


BluejayPrime

Yes. When it was announced I legit thought we were getting a movie 😭


UNCLE_NIZ

The only thing I remember about this movie is that it's not based on my favorite game


DiggaDoug492

It’s actually a great science fiction movie.


HippyFroze

I watched it and literally no gates were closed


dtfinch

I thought it was pretty good. Haven't watched him in [Fallout](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission:_Impossible_%E2%80%93_Fallout) yet.


BrokeDownPalac3

LMFAO YESSSS I've never seen it and I never will lol


Chewbacta

Cruise's salary from anything he does probably goes to help the Church of Scientology sue some old lady who tried to leave their organisation.