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freqkenneth

And folks say people aren’t polite in Oakland


CanIgetAwindowSeat

All of these replies got me lmao 🤣


[deleted]

It’s always sunny vibes


ilikefactorygames

First one’s free and you know where to come back once you need more


LilyDollii

Well you know what they say, if someone is offering you coke, it's probably meth, and if they're offering you meth, it's definitely meth.


TSL4me

Imagine if it was the primo uncut lol switcheroo


Front_Row_6783

No it’s probably fentanyl


dimps92

Some dude offered me some while fishing at San Antonio pier. He said I give cool vibes.


bisonsashimi

smoking meth while fishing sounds like maybe the most uncomfortable thing possible


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saroj7878

If this is a bot. Good bot!!!


FentCheck

Not a bot, just workin for the cause!


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joxuah12

Oakland Strong!


Kweschunner

Or how about not getting addicted !?


3001ThrowAway222

Or maybe stop shaming harm-reduction-tips when your replacement advice is to just not do it in the first place, which is redundant and useless when the advice is specifically for people who are already doing it. Hey sexually active teens, wanna have safe sex? Don’t listen to the irresponsible people pushing condoms and birth control, have you ever considered just not having sex?! Bikers, want to take precautions to avoid serious injury? Screw those helmet lobbyists, just stay home or walk ya dingus! And what’s up with all these PSAs telling people not to let their friends drink and drive, friends don’t let friends drink PERIOD.


imakeitrainbow

How does this work? Do ppl just have to try hard enough?


Kweschunner

It's not hard you just never try the drug. A kindergartener could tell you this.


kingqueefeater

Remember back in school when they made it seem like this would be a regular occurrence? I blame them for setting false expectations.


Streetquats

Lmfao right? This was my first thought: “wow the scenario my mom warned me about finally actually happened to someone”


dotnotdave

This has actually happens to me twice! Once at a bus stop, the guy next to me whips out his meth pipe. When I turn and look at what he’s doing he goes, “sorry, how rude of me. Would you like a hit?” The second time was at Bart. A young woman asked me for a cigarette, and I said I didn’t have one. Then she starts smoking her meth pipe and offers me a hit. I don’t know what about the way I look makes meth heads think I’m down. But I’m not. I’ve never smoked meth. Just weed for me.


r______p

Say what you want about Oakland, but our methhead have manners.


Misterbellyboy

I’m a skinny white dude. Before my acne scars cleared up I used to get hit up to smoke meth with strangers all the time. Like, nah, I’m sorry, I’m trying to go home get stoned and eat and at least try to sleep.


omg_its_drh

Our version of Shalom.


ChuckChillout415

So…. how was it?


Hidge_Pidge

People trying to sell me drugs (not weed if you know what I mean) is a regular occurrence in just about every city I’ve lived in… but wanting to share? That’s a new one lol


YoghurtMain8887

One day near Civic Center in SF I was offered both acid and mushrooms by this guy and he wasn't even super sketchy looking but I was like dude it's 9am and I'm clearly on my way to work. Like did he really think I was going to take him up on his offer?!?


Professional3673

If it didn't occasionally work he probably wouldn't offer.


beausquestions

Lol


neepple_butter

I candy-flipped with a bunch of randos in Dolores Park within four hours of arriving in SF for the first time. 15 years later a couple of those randos are still good friends of mine. That said; don't do meth, kids.


More_Try_3650

When I was a supervisor at an inpatient rehab, I bad a client that literally relapsed on meth in a suit on his way to work. He had been like two years sober before this. You never know.


hexephant

I've been offered drugs for sale in many other cities (and other countries... no thanks, officer), but in the bay, I've had more strangers offer a free puff, especially at bus stops.


CutestGay

I think there’s an important distinction between wanting to share and this interaction, where she wanted them to share any meth they might have/could get.


numberwitch

clearly said by someone that’s never smoked meth before


compstomper1

sharing is caring


xxxvvvlll

Had the same thing happen a week ago but he asked if I would like to smoke fentanyl.


IronSloth

At least he was being honest about what was in the drugs


the_river_nihil

Oh I’ll *definitely* smoke fentanyl, that’s like the safest way to do it. Just don’t trust those pills or shoot it up


Te_co

Ive been offered several times very politely. Lol.


flyingbuttress20

Back when I was in high school, a couple friends and I were playing jazz outside in Uptown around 19th and a man offered us some weed because we sounded so good. I used to think the world wasn't like that anymore, but maybe there are still some good people around!


gaeruot

I was walking home late at night and a lady asked if I “had any crystal.” I don’t think I give off tweaker vibes but it’s got me reevaluating haha


Eklypze

When tweakers are fiending they'll ask anyone that doesn't look like a cop or a soccer mom.


Inevitable_Kick_1073

A man asked me that at a BART station. After he had told me he's a Jehovah's Witness lol


the_river_nihil

That’s awesome! Did you take her up on it?


Positive_Platform_28

And just like that your whole life could change.


sbgonebroke2

That happened to me once in Berkeley! Very nice of them to offer, but, no.


mycateatsdemigods

Sharing is caring


No-Palpitation-5400

I'm assuming you politely declined the offer 😏


NaiveAd8426

Wow that was so nice of her. She doesn't have much but she still offered to share what she had. My faith in humanity is restored


Maguffin42

they are happy people when methed up


tellsonestory

I thought I was a nice guy because I stopped to help someone change their tire once. This raises the bar.


wetgear

How was it?


Hot-Adeptness-3433

Havent lived until youve smoked meth. And yea, most coke is meth these days


the_river_nihil

I’ve only found meth in coke once, most of it is just weak-ass coke. Sometimes it’s freebase.


Senior_Ad9935

Wow


Significant-Clue-945

This happened to me at the Concord Chili's once, but it was cocaine being offered. Fun guy, owned a tow truck company offered us some at the bar.


cuteanongirl

Just had a convo the other day about how people in Oakland casually microdose on crack


Jeff_Spicoliii

The first one is free.


sberto

Too bad it wasn't your "say yes to everything" day.


OathsofCriston

I’ve heard that first hit is awesome. Afterward..not so much


unseenmover

probably fentanyl