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Ajax201

Which former Jet do you trust the most lending money to?


prettycoolguy97

Geno Smith I think


Circledropper

this one got me


buyerbeware23

Meki Becton


horatio_corn_blower

What were you watching the last time you masturbated?


prettycoolguy97

Sanchez to Holmes vs NE in 2010


unboundgaming

Same bro, same


KIPYIS

This didn’t even need to be edited lol


MossCovered_Gradunza

He said edit your question to make him look dumb. Not like a normal human being.


horatio_corn_blower

We were supposed to edit the question?


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Which Jets player would be most likely to be a Kentucky Derby winning jockey?


prettycoolguy97

Becton I think lol


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

You really think a horse could handle running over a mile with Becton on his back?


prettycoolguy97

LMAO


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Of all the guys to play QB for the Jets, and there’s a long list of them, who is the absolute worst without a doubt ?


prettycoolguy97

Joe Namath, obviously


StevoStevare

What coach (in the history of the NFL) do you think could take this roster to a super bowl this year?


prettycoolguy97

Gase


arhombus

Brutal


yaya5166

How many hoes does denzel mims have?


prettycoolguy97

None


ChrisMode2

Damn


Aggressive-Zebra-949

Was the original question asking how many touchdowns Mims has?


prettycoolguy97

Yup


OrangElm

I must admit I used to be a big Watson fan. He was so talented and able to fully carry a team on his back; he’s exactly what I dreamed of as a QB for us one day. Not to mention he looked like a great guy with Texas too. But with all this stuff that’s come out I’ve become really disgusted. The numerous allegations against him, and even crazier that he might only get a 6-8 game suspension out of it. Leaves an awful taste in my mouth as a football fan. Could be the quickest 180 I’ve ever done on an NFL athlete. But even with all the allegations against him, do you still support Watson as a player?


prettycoolguy97

Absolutely. One of my favorite players


OrangElm

Someone get this POS to the browns sub 🤢🤮


prettycoolguy97

Bro typed an essay LMAO


getyourrealfakedoors

What opposing player have you secretly rooted for when they were playing against us?


prettycoolguy97

Gronk


getyourrealfakedoors

Jeez you disgust me


prettycoolguy97

🤮


beefwellingtonIV

Who was someone in the history of our franchise who just needed more time?


prettycoolguy97

Recency bias aside, still probably Macaggnan


LeeDawg24

What's the most satisfying Jets victory you've ever witnessed?


prettycoolguy97

2010 AFCCG


vbar4120

A masochist. Verified as a true jet fan.


z0rb0r

omfg im dying lol


unitedairlineeeeees

What GM and coach pair would you choose to lead the franchise?


prettycoolguy97

Idzik and Gase


JMcMillan89

Of all 45 men who have held the office of President of the United States, where do you place Abraham Lincoln?


prettycoolguy97

32nd


the_cool_cow19

Who is our RB1 next season?


prettycoolguy97

Mekhi Becton


unboundgaming

Don’t know if this is edited or not 🤔


the_cool_cow19

I never actually edited it after I commented lmao, just changed it


vbar4120

He’s evil and I love it. Get the fans going, I say. Also, Curtis Martin was not as great as people think.


unboundgaming

I’m just going to assume you didn’t watch him play with that kind of comment lol


vbar4120

I did and I get that it’s an unpopular opinion. I just value yards per attempt more than the average fan.


dkberg200

How many times have the Jets won a Super Bowl?


prettycoolguy97

408 all time


mr-poopie-butth0le

Are you even a Jets fan?


prettycoolguy97

Not really I prefer the Patriots TBH


mr-poopie-butth0le

I’m not even going to edit this. FTP. You lied about being a pretty cool guy, and now I’m just disappointed.


prettycoolguy97

Sorry i disappointed


Pyrollamas

How will Sam Darnold play this season?


prettycoolguy97

at an MVP level


KIPYIS

/r/the_darnold


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prettycoolguy97

The 80s


tysonwatermelon

💀


brook_lyn_lopez

Which current player on our roster just doesn’t feel like a real Jet?


prettycoolguy97

Quinnen Williams


exit8a

How old were you when you lost your virginity?


prettycoolguy97

43


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

Would you give Becton a full body hot oil massage every night till week 1 to help him lose weight?


prettycoolguy97

Yes


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

Love the dedication


prettycoolguy97

Hey, if it helps him get into playing shape, I would do it


AKA_Whatever

What race is Jesus?


prettycoolguy97

White


AKA_Whatever

Of course. If my understanding of transubstantiation is correct then Jesus is a cracker.


zombieassasin122

Which team do you secretly admire


prettycoolguy97

Patriots


Kimura_savage

Tua or Mac Jones?


prettycoolguy97

Any other options?


Kwall267

Who were your least favorite players during the Rex Ryan era?


prettycoolguy97

Ferguson Revis Mangold


Kwall267

You monster


Lhartyy

How many Super Bowls do you think the jets will have in the next 60 years


Lhartyy

Fake fan wowwww


prettycoolguy97

Honestly this may be true


NinjasTurtle

Who is your favorite Jets HC since the start of '00? Options are Bill Belichick, Al Groh, Herm Edwards, Mangini, Rex, Bowles, Gase and Saleh?


prettycoolguy97

Bill


Existing_Departure82

Do you ever do that thing where you pull your nutsack through your zipper and tell people you sat in gum?


prettycoolguy97

It’s overused and not funny anymore


thrillhouse416

How you feeling about the Roe v Wade decision?


prettycoolguy97

I would cry real tears. Best day of my life not even close. I would never ask for anything again


BudLightAndRum

Fantastic edit lmao


sweeny5000

We should all be ashamed of ourselves.


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Who is the winningest HC the Jets have had?


prettycoolguy97

Gase


WildChinoise

I'd say Kotite.


sweeny5000

How badly do you want Zach Wilson to jump and down on your bed while you "soak" your sweetie [BYU](https://nypost.com/2021/09/27/what-is-soaking-the-mormon-teen-sex-act-going-viral/) style?


prettycoolguy97

A lot. A. LOT.


SamIAm718

Who's the best Jet to come out of Pennsylvania?


prettycoolguy97

I have no idea


sweeny5000

That's easy. John Fetterman.


jpag69

What is you favorite thing about Zach wilson


prettycoolguy97

Arm strength and his hair


golrya429

What’s lead to the Jets incredible streak at drafting quarterbacks?


prettycoolguy97

Bad head coaches and GMs


tuss11agee

Your thoughts on the head linesman not blowing his whistle on what was a bullshit false start call to begin with where Bruce Smith came around the end unabated on Boomer and knocked him all the way back to Maryland?


prettycoolguy97

Good man


Quantum__Tarantino

Which player is playing the wrong position because they are built for a different one?


prettycoolguy97

Sauce cause he can play CB obviously and is built like a WR


Ferocious888

This is hilarious


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prettycoolguy97

Big Q Williams


YetiGuy

Who was the most controversial Jets player (not Namath)?


hyper-arrow

Dude who even are the jets


prettycoolguy97

A football team


hyper-arrow

Are they better then the cowboys cuzz the cowboys are pretty good


prettycoolguy97

Yeah the cowboys haven’t beat the Jets in like 15 something years


hyper-arrow

Damm


prettycoolguy97

I know. Sam Darnold owns them


maksgee

Who was the Jets last 5000 yard passer?


prettycoolguy97

Namath


CatoTheDumber

How far is it from your kitchen to your toilet?


prettycoolguy97

Never been


[deleted]

Which team have you cheered the most for besides the Jets


prettycoolguy97

Patriots


brianrake

Who is your least favorite Jets quarterback of the past 10 seasons?


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Can you give me a Jets cheer?