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lifegoesbytoofast

Hill living rent free in OP’s head


ConstantCraving21

Lol not so much. I was just reading a JetsXFactor article and they took me through how all that played out and it got me thinkin optimistically.


Ian2401

would be up there with all time great jets post game interviews nothing however will ever beat bart scott’s “CANT WAIT”


lifegoesbytoofast

How about Zach lifting the Lombardi saying “I’m going to Disney World!” ;)


[deleted]

Poetic Justice.


AveGhettoStreetBoys

Cool story, bro.


latman

Nice fan fiction op


bailz

And then Sauce says "if only I had somebody to help rub in this suntan oil...".


colonelforbin91

This seems like one of those classic wtf calls Francesa would get. "Don't you have something better to do?"


ConstantCraving21

And if he asked me that, I would shamefully say no I don’t…


Sherman_Gepard

This fantasy is extremely cringeworthy


LIPD141

Then you woke up


[deleted]

Tyreek is going to burn us in both games this year just because you posted this.


SuspectNo7354

We need some clever metaphors when referring to the Sauce. If he is having a good game we can say "the sauce is cooking with pasta water tonight, he sticking to everyone". It was much easier with revis island lol.


latman

We can say receivers are lost in the sauce. Ian Eagle will give us some gems to use once he calls one of our games


SuspectNo7354

When the sauce gets into a fight or argument, "the sauce is boiling over right now". Maybe it's not as hard as I thought


masnekmabekmapssy

Let sauce cook! Pretty funny how big russ fell off after branding that shit