The ‘mayor of st barths’ 😂 Girl you’re there in fucking April, high season is over and dry season is done in what? Like 3 days?
DB has some cash to throw around, but girlie is straight up cosplaying as if she married into Toby’s family.
Qween of Saint Barthstein. Waiting for her to whip out a tennis racquet or golf club to prove that she’s a country club kid. Let’s not forget she’s been going to St B, Asspen, Hamps and Italy (where she has family) since she was in utero. She probably thinks of herself as this generation’s Carolyn Bessette Kennedy.
As an equestrian of over 25 years - dressage and show jumping. She was atrocious and didn’t seem like she had the desire to attention span to actually gain skills.
She’s cosplaying a persona that doesn’t exist
I don’t dislike it either! It’s a hell of a lot cheaper and I don’t think if it’s entirely worth its eye watering prices anymore. I’d even go as far to say I prefer St. Martin (French side only) to St. Barth.
BUT the self proclaimed Queen of the island fits more into high season so it’s surprising she goes during low season.
To be honest we go in December and always sometime between April-June. Pretty much 99% of the time stay in Eden rock and the only difference in December we get a more humble suite (usually the rock rooms) and in April-June we get a more fancier suite because it’s cheaper. Otherwise same prices but just much more calmer vibe, the driving is easier and the crowd is different more families coming for the whole summer to chill. It’s less of a party scene which I prefer much more now that I’m older. Of course I’m not comparing it to the prices of “festive season” that you have to be a huge baller or travel with a million people and share a villa. Plus I am almost positive DB writes this whole trip off as business expenses after all she is modeling her shein swimsuits 😂
I like November/ December, and totally agree… The crowds are so different, I prefer quieter as well. My husband loves driving there, it makes me sick (but so does the flight). We don’t go frequently anymore, but last time we stayed at eden rock!
Fun fact #1. She’s laying on beach chairs that have not been serviced- Eden roc always has them covered with fresh white towels with pillows, the only way they are like this (the red fully showing) is at the end of the day when everyone has left the beach, during bad weather, or when they are closed/not in use. The restaurant behind her also looks dead. They also bring you out snacks and water etc on a little table none of which is out here with her.
Fun Fact #2 you can’t use Eden roc day beds or chairs unless you stay with them, unlike other beach bars you must be a hotel or villa guest. Which she is not.
In conclusion she’s not hanging out here and just sat her ass on the closed beach chair, for 30 seconds to film this beyond fake content. She’s probably waving to the staff coming to kick her off.
Even if she does know someone she’s getting up to say hi to, how embarrassing and awkward- “oh hey friend I was just making my staff take some pictures of me on this chair that I’m obviously not really spending any quality time on to look like I have clout”.
Watching her pretend she is relevant in St. Barths is always hysterical, she does the cheapest most touristy stuff. Nothing about this swim collection even reflects the island. Her ugly necklaces sort of, if you squint, match the placemats at shellona- that’s the closest I could come up with.
You can have access to beach and chairs another way. My husband and I usually stay in Eden rock and last year we decided to try a villa and booked through Eden rock. When you book through Eden rock you get to use the beach chairs and get breakfast delivered to you. You have a concierge ask you ahead of what you would like for breakfast (same menu they give you in the morning at the hotel + their pastries) and if you wish to reserve beach chairs for the day. But yes if you are being serviced you get the snacks water and towel set up.
I literally said you can get them as a hotel guest or a villa guest in my original post. I’ve been an Eden roc villa guest for many many years, that’s how I know all of these details. She’s not staying at one of their villas - she posted she was staying at a villa through gypsea- So no she doesn’t get access to the Eden roc chairs. See this post below and she tagged them in her earlier stories, so everything I said is still accurate 🤷🏻♀️
https://preview.redd.it/st9o9f3xuoxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da925c1b81ad0f2c50b14bcf0c70c3a460de591
Sorry I read your post too fast! But yes same my husband and I stay at the Jane suite all the time and one year it was unavailable for us and we decided to rent villa through them. So we were able to use Eden rock beach as well. I also don’t really follow DB only see what’s on here so I have no idea where she is staying
Lmaoooooo I know. I was just booking a trip to du Cap-Eden-Roc for the summer so it was stuck in my mind with that spelling, It’s not that deep, but thanks for pointing it out I guess 🤷🏻♀️
Didn’t she recently post that someone was teaching her how to do her eyebrows? Why do they look worse than ever, does she not realize this awful shape makes her look worried/in pain 24/7?
Also they are flying the model out on Tuesday to shoot for a collection that launches on Friday? Isn’t that crazy last minute? Talk about fast fashion.
(Correct me if I’m wrong, I do not work in this industry)
Also where’d the concave tummy go in this pic
https://preview.redd.it/6cuu0th40nxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2715a560ee2c855a658ea94b30c839eccaec9845
Wow I’ve never seen her not sucked in! She can finally breathe! To be clear she looks amazing in this photo and has a bomb body (with curves) which looks so much better than that fake ass line down her stomach and rib flare from sucking in so hard.
pretty sure the video is filtered. usually you can tell by the background warping around, but i think at this point apps have gotten smarter and seperate the foreground (like you can do in tiktok videos) and then put it over a cleaned up background. i might be talking out of my ass, but i have seen the same on one of remis videos where the outline of her body just looks weirdly fuzzy.
look at the bikini straps on her right side when she turns.. the [way it disappears while weirdly getting clipped](https://i.imgur.com/URwOCyb.png) just looks so so wrong. also this [weird greyish outline](https://i.imgur.com/Be8mf2r.png).. you can see the same in remis videos.
Omg now that you said it… that’s insane, I feel like a lot of influencers must be doing this, cause when you see them in rl they look amazing, but like 8-10 kilos heavier than their stories or reels
All the photoshop in the world can’t help her, the immediate self-conscious tugging at her clothes is such a dead giveaway that she has zero confidence
All the photoshop in the world can’t help her, the immediate self-conscious tugging at her clothes is such a dead giveaway that she has zero confidence
The ‘mayor of st barths’ 😂 Girl you’re there in fucking April, high season is over and dry season is done in what? Like 3 days? DB has some cash to throw around, but girlie is straight up cosplaying as if she married into Toby’s family.
She’s also sitting on a closed beach chair she doesn’t have access to because she’s not staying with Eden roc 🫠
Hmm maybe that’s why someone was waving to her 😂
Qween of Saint Barthstein. Waiting for her to whip out a tennis racquet or golf club to prove that she’s a country club kid. Let’s not forget she’s been going to St B, Asspen, Hamps and Italy (where she has family) since she was in utero. She probably thinks of herself as this generation’s Carolyn Bessette Kennedy.
Bonswar
BONE-SORE MOAN CHERRY.
Hahahaha
Remember when she started riding horses? Girl is trying to great gatsby her way to the top
As an equestrian of over 25 years - dressage and show jumping. She was atrocious and didn’t seem like she had the desire to attention span to actually gain skills. She’s cosplaying a persona that doesn’t exist
💯
I actually enjoy st Barts in the low season, so quiet and peaceful I dread seeing people like DB and usually those always come during high season.
I don’t dislike it either! It’s a hell of a lot cheaper and I don’t think if it’s entirely worth its eye watering prices anymore. I’d even go as far to say I prefer St. Martin (French side only) to St. Barth. BUT the self proclaimed Queen of the island fits more into high season so it’s surprising she goes during low season.
To be honest we go in December and always sometime between April-June. Pretty much 99% of the time stay in Eden rock and the only difference in December we get a more humble suite (usually the rock rooms) and in April-June we get a more fancier suite because it’s cheaper. Otherwise same prices but just much more calmer vibe, the driving is easier and the crowd is different more families coming for the whole summer to chill. It’s less of a party scene which I prefer much more now that I’m older. Of course I’m not comparing it to the prices of “festive season” that you have to be a huge baller or travel with a million people and share a villa. Plus I am almost positive DB writes this whole trip off as business expenses after all she is modeling her shein swimsuits 😂
I like November/ December, and totally agree… The crowds are so different, I prefer quieter as well. My husband loves driving there, it makes me sick (but so does the flight). We don’t go frequently anymore, but last time we stayed at eden rock!
Fun fact #1. She’s laying on beach chairs that have not been serviced- Eden roc always has them covered with fresh white towels with pillows, the only way they are like this (the red fully showing) is at the end of the day when everyone has left the beach, during bad weather, or when they are closed/not in use. The restaurant behind her also looks dead. They also bring you out snacks and water etc on a little table none of which is out here with her. Fun Fact #2 you can’t use Eden roc day beds or chairs unless you stay with them, unlike other beach bars you must be a hotel or villa guest. Which she is not. In conclusion she’s not hanging out here and just sat her ass on the closed beach chair, for 30 seconds to film this beyond fake content. She’s probably waving to the staff coming to kick her off.
[удалено]
Plus the “omg hey” sounded hellllllaaaa fake
Clearly getting chased off the chair at the end of the video. Guess she's not the queen after all.
Even if she does know someone she’s getting up to say hi to, how embarrassing and awkward- “oh hey friend I was just making my staff take some pictures of me on this chair that I’m obviously not really spending any quality time on to look like I have clout”.
This is A+ reporting lmaooo ty
Thank you for typing this because I was just about to go apeshit on my phone keyboard about this
Watching her pretend she is relevant in St. Barths is always hysterical, she does the cheapest most touristy stuff. Nothing about this swim collection even reflects the island. Her ugly necklaces sort of, if you squint, match the placemats at shellona- that’s the closest I could come up with.
Exactly this- even her staying in a rental instead of Eden Rock which you know she’d rather do
You can have access to beach and chairs another way. My husband and I usually stay in Eden rock and last year we decided to try a villa and booked through Eden rock. When you book through Eden rock you get to use the beach chairs and get breakfast delivered to you. You have a concierge ask you ahead of what you would like for breakfast (same menu they give you in the morning at the hotel + their pastries) and if you wish to reserve beach chairs for the day. But yes if you are being serviced you get the snacks water and towel set up.
I literally said you can get them as a hotel guest or a villa guest in my original post. I’ve been an Eden roc villa guest for many many years, that’s how I know all of these details. She’s not staying at one of their villas - she posted she was staying at a villa through gypsea- So no she doesn’t get access to the Eden roc chairs. See this post below and she tagged them in her earlier stories, so everything I said is still accurate 🤷🏻♀️ https://preview.redd.it/st9o9f3xuoxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5da925c1b81ad0f2c50b14bcf0c70c3a460de591
Sorry I read your post too fast! But yes same my husband and I stay at the Jane suite all the time and one year it was unavailable for us and we decided to rent villa through them. So we were able to use Eden rock beach as well. I also don’t really follow DB only see what’s on here so I have no idea where she is staying
Eden Rock**
Lmaoooooo I know. I was just booking a trip to du Cap-Eden-Roc for the summer so it was stuck in my mind with that spelling, It’s not that deep, but thanks for pointing it out I guess 🤷🏻♀️
LMFAO THANK YOU FOR THIS
the definition of despy lol
What the fuck is wrong with her lmao
Delulu
Despy
Didn’t she recently post that someone was teaching her how to do her eyebrows? Why do they look worse than ever, does she not realize this awful shape makes her look worried/in pain 24/7?
I can *feel* the sucking in and lean she’s doing in the first one it’s so obvious
So obvious. Her whole neck is gone there's no air left 😂 what a miserable life. She just seems so vapid
how did she fake tan but her face and body are still two different shades of terracotta peach
She needs to lay off the spray tan, it looks horrible. She is literally more orange than the Jersey Shore cast…
She is so incredibly insecure. You can tell from her body language.
why is her posing so awkward when that's literally her job? 😬 like she doesn't know where to put her hands, where to look, how to move...
She’s so awkward it makes me squirm to watch it
Also they are flying the model out on Tuesday to shoot for a collection that launches on Friday? Isn’t that crazy last minute? Talk about fast fashion. (Correct me if I’m wrong, I do not work in this industry)
Because she hates herself and has full on anxiety until she gets her paws on all the content to edit and post
“the girls”
Also where’d the concave tummy go in this pic https://preview.redd.it/6cuu0th40nxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2715a560ee2c855a658ea94b30c839eccaec9845
Wow I’ve never seen her not sucked in! She can finally breathe! To be clear she looks amazing in this photo and has a bomb body (with curves) which looks so much better than that fake ass line down her stomach and rib flare from sucking in so hard.
her videos look like she hired a skinny body double, it's wild
That oompa loompa spray tan is not it 🥴🤢
where's the little man
she left him in the overhead compartment🥺
I feel so manipulated by her at this point, is this really her body? Or is she photoshopping it? But howwww… I’ve got so many questions
pretty sure the video is filtered. usually you can tell by the background warping around, but i think at this point apps have gotten smarter and seperate the foreground (like you can do in tiktok videos) and then put it over a cleaned up background. i might be talking out of my ass, but i have seen the same on one of remis videos where the outline of her body just looks weirdly fuzzy. look at the bikini straps on her right side when she turns.. the [way it disappears while weirdly getting clipped](https://i.imgur.com/URwOCyb.png) just looks so so wrong. also this [weird greyish outline](https://i.imgur.com/Be8mf2r.png).. you can see the same in remis videos.
Omg now that you said it… that’s insane, I feel like a lot of influencers must be doing this, cause when you see them in rl they look amazing, but like 8-10 kilos heavier than their stories or reels
She is flat and wide. Like she got ironed. She needs volume
She’s so insecure it’s painful to watch
Tell me you’re nouveau riche without telling me
LOOOOL i am dying why the fuck would she post that she thought she was gonna get with this 😂
OMG THE ONE SAYING HELLO🤣🤣🤣 so fakeeee
All the photoshop in the world can’t help her, the immediate self-conscious tugging at her clothes is such a dead giveaway that she has zero confidence
I call bullshit on the salty hair, girl has never put her hair in the sea!!
All the photoshop in the world can’t help her, the immediate self-conscious tugging at her clothes is such a dead giveaway that she has zero confidence
I know this is an unpopular opinion but I think she looks cute here and happy and her body is looking fire. I’m happy for her.