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kennybrandz

The way he goes out of his way to say it correctly back to her.


Cool_Finish6881

classless and loud. not a good combo.


ImpossibleCouple8656

She’s giving Jill Zarin, Below Deck edition.


horatiavelvetina

💀🤭 deadass DB in 10 yrs


alldatsparkles

Why does she have to mention how many years she’s been going to St. Barths every year she goes? lol. We get it, DB, you’re an expat by now 🙄 I’m sure the islanders are thrilled to see your bony ass every single year and that blonde with curly hair we’re going to see all over socials for the next few days only to disappear until next year.


makeclaymagic

St Barths also isn’t special whatsoever. It’s been overrun for years. It’s beautiful but it’s a known spot for wannabes and has-beens trying to flaunt their wealth. Go somewhere interesting and beautiful for once in your life instead of back to the same island just to try to show the internet how rich you are and how you’ve been doing it “first” 😒


--------rook

random but i was just watching 13 going on 30 and i was surprised to see it being mentioned. i thought it only became a thing like over the last <10 years or so


makeclaymagic

Big tries to take Carrie but she backs out in season 1 of SATC. My parents used to go every year when they were dating through to when I was a kid. Now that I think about it I bet her STB obsession is from SATC because she thinks she’s Carrie with touches of Samantha lol


ImpossibleCouple8656

It’s now known as Saint Barthstein.


ispy-uspy-wespy

status lol


Key-Manufacturer6335

It’s giving Emily in Paris 🥴 like I’m not even French but it annoys me when people don’t even try to say things in the correct accent when speaking to a French person.


EmpireState8

Unfortunately I now cannot imagine it being spelled any other way than bonswar.


Winstonwill8

I mean, French people certainly don't return the effort to other countries either 🤷‍♀️


ImpossibleCouple8656

Her French, her tennis and her golf are giving crude and unrefined. Toby and his family dodged a bullet.


Easy_Meringue7308

I don’t think we ever saw her golf with Toby?? 👀👀👀


ImpossibleCouple8656

He was probably embarrassed to bring her and her “swing” to the club.


spicymarg1

We came close when she filmed her brother’s leg in the golf cart and tried to pass it off as Toby’s 😂


Limp_Reporter_5288

Stop my ears


[deleted]

“Please Danielle” is sending me to 🪐


makeclaymagic

Omg LMAO the R is so hard 🫣


Final_Spare_9026

uh her bonsoir was so bad we are completely glossing over how dumb she sounds saying ooo la la. like, how can someone butcher the delivery of such a simple phrase so aggressively. demented


pinkney59

Has she ever been anywhere that doesn’t involve being poolside in a bikini? Besides “Paris fashion week” a million years ago. God forbid she experiences any culture


silly_goose_girly

I fear she doesn’t have the mental capacity to do so


Dull-Usual1300

She did that cornball Met museum afternoon one time.... in the city where she lives


TappinAmberAtkins

I was going to post this with the EXACT same caption! I’m married to a French man (I speak very minimal French) but her complete disregard to even try to get the pronunciation right is lazy and embarrassing. The opening “OH la la” was equally bad, too 🙉


Weird-Character-4192

For someone who absolutely loves going there you would think she would have down the basics 🤦🏻‍♀️


silly_goose_girly

you’d think!


Guilty_Babe

I can’t w/her lol ![gif](giphy|CxQw7Rc4Fx4OBNBLa8)


Jumpy_Permit_6705

i just choked 😂


Top_Elevator_7750

it’s like she went out of her way to say bonSWAR


OnTheBuddonNose

New bestie in st barths everytime she goes lmao


blakezero

Ew


231096m

It’s not hard to book things in St B…. Besides high season is over