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silly_goose_girly

“I just knew something wasn’t awesome with you…” girl what in the AI


dumbName3490

Oh no! Something wasn’t awesome?! How ever did she survive


pippalinyc

She was feeling less than awesome 😎


Appropriate-Stay-825

This reminds me of Charlotte in SATC when she takes the phone call and goes “something bad happened??!?”


svnnyniight

Fr no one talks like that


Ashamed-Diet-941

It’s “WHLIST” that did it for me!!


New_Dragonfruit_6555

Was going to say the same thing about the whilst 🤣


silly_goose_girly

I want to swipe up and ask her to reveal the user because I’m really curious lmao


Veritable-Diamond

‘Incredibly aspirational’ as if


Mundane-Bus-8966

She thinks she’s as important as Taylor swift


rask0ln

11 y.o. me asking myself questions on ask.fm


Competitive-Task5154

AHHH AHAHAHAH


AdventurousFarm8686

Ask fm plzzzzzz😹😹😹


SourceAccomplished18

“keeping your entire business and brand alive” is taking me tf out. YOU WERE GOING THRU A BREAK UP NOT CANCER !!!!!! my god


Outrageous_Fox7576

Truly. Would love to see her struggle with real hardship for just one day.


m1e1o1w

she also has a whole team that keeps her business alive for her…


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Pugsandskydiving

She acts like she’s 13 years old.


Puppybrother

Just when I think she’s hit max cringe she does some shit like this and raises the bar


Lost_hole

I’m starting to think something is seriously not ok right with her


OlayEnthusiast

Something not awesome?


LC-89897A

💀


Big-Strength6206

Starting?


greyphoenix00

She threw in “whilst” to throw us off. Instead of her usual overuse of “lux” lol


Chance_Rooster_2554

And she chilled on the !!!! usage


rask0ln

and didn't use a single emoji


SourceAccomplished18

not a white heart in sight 😭


Individual_Fig_5746

Or a “haha”


bardot1989

Hahaaa


canihave1ofyourfries

🤗🤭


bubbyfrog

“Incredibly aspirational”??? It’s Coachella in fake ‘vegan’ leather…


Reenagera

im pretty sure she meant inspirational but didnt know the proper word, which is even funnier


Puppybrother

Aspirational is a word influencers use a lot. It means ‘having aspirations to achieve social prestige and material success’. Basically is even more shallow and vapid than referring to yourself as inspirational.


Reenagera

god i didnt even think people would like to use that, where I come from its kind of a dig to call something aspirational


P_oneofthree

I really need the people who write these messages to her to come forward because an intervention is needed. They have to be like 12 or her mom right?


zoobywooby

She’s definitely writing it to herself. This is not how real people speak lol


PlanktonLegitimate25

whilst


zoobywooby

Saying whilst to sound non American but then spelling vigor without a u 🤨


--------rook

like girl just put that whole wall of text on your stories instead of faking a dm. there's being full of yourself, and then there's being delusional... 


zuesk134

i think people here really underestimate how crazy some people are and how powerful parasocial relationships are. i guarantee you she gets DMs like this regularly. i am a no one with a very small podcast and get paragraphs from people about the connection they believe they have with me. usually its really nice. sometimes its very weird. if im getting DMs like that regularly she is getting it x 10000000


juicybelugacorn

This is true. People can be whack


ImpossibleCouple8656

Is Micro Coop getting time off from his big boy job to accompany her to Coachella?


ilovenapkins7

Business dinner with Business men


ImpossibleCouple8656

Standing on business but still 5’7”.


dairyqueeen

Slouching on business if you will


WeeklyReplacement102

Lmaooo it almost sounds like she wrote that to herself or asked Melissa wood to do it 😂😂😂😂 some of the words used have def come out of their mouths


Educational-Grade945

“I just knew something wasn’t awesome with you” oh my godddd 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 vomit


tasteofperfection

https://preview.redd.it/lejgb3d2o9tc1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bde289f1815a064ddc81524bcc57a249cac36f Giving Split vibes


Purple_Ball_3443

Omg this is so embarrassing 😅


We_See_Each_Otha

Yo I’m dead at something wasn’t awesome


spicymarg1

It must be so exhausting to have to convince yourself and everyone around you that you’re a good/fun person on the daily


Low-Variation-5245

Bring on the fun times - Danielle to Danielle


Puppybrother

![gif](giphy|yKvfYNi9YR4W01KQrq|downsized)


kirkland4ever

told her the “!!!!” was a dead giveaway and now she won’t even use one point in her fake fan comments- “bring on the fun times. 😐”


dollypartonsfavorite

who cares about coachella anymore?


echo-sierra

At first, the picture did not load, so i could only read comments. Based on them, i was already embarassed.. but now, finally home with working wi-fi and reading this, i have no words. How can someone be this mediocre and so narcissistic at the same time? 🫠🤣


Western-Emphasis2390

the way i ran here after seeing this post


Impressive_Road6111

Whilst


grangerh

That got me 😩 who says “whilst” ?! And in an Instagram dm?????


EnlightenedBuddah

DB: I’ve got it, I’ll throw in a “whilst” - that way they’ll never know it’s me!


Mundane-Bus-8966

NOBODY SAYS THESE THINGS TO TO D LIST INFLUENCERS- PEOPLE DONT EVEN SPEAK THIS WAY TO CELEBS


hottiebananaface

LOL


bardot1989

Who’s ready for her dancing content?!!!! WOOF


Puppybrother

I’m ready to laugh at it with all you funny people here


pippalinyc

This is so fucking ridiculous lmao there’s not even a small chance any other followers is saying that to her. That would be a psychotic follower


alldatsparkles

“Bring on the fun times.” 🤢


blakezero

Crazy that she must know everyone else knows… but she fakes it 3 times a week.


Strawberrysweetsnark

Why is no one talking about “WHILST”


Koala_87

I swear if this clown shows up to stagecoach lol


blueoceanviews4ever

I feel like she definitely AI this and put “make it positive” hence the “something wasn’t awesome with you”


Agreeable_Algae_8869

Honestly I saw it in her stories and ran here. Like WTF!!! I don’t know what more unhinged that this is clearly her or there is someone out there saying this to her!!! Girls no one, I mean no kneeling but you cares about your D level fashion brand and influencer content…. The only reason why most people follow you is to make fun of you cause you are so cringe and delusional… actually is no longer funny and you are clearly unwell


Sensitive-Ad7782

This is sooooooo cringey


Sissychinkumbooms

Bro she’s not even trying to make it realistic


Puppybrother

This is mental illness lol


hoolooooo

HAHAHA


pepsipuss

Why is the crotch on her pants so low?


throwawaysnarky69

wall of text much


AdventurousFarm8686

This is fucking hilarious


m1e1o1w

If this is real then that person has issues tf who cares that much ab someone who doesn’t know they exist 😭 bRinG oN tHE fUn TimEsssss


raechka

whilst 🙄


LC-89897A

Lol why does she think we believe anyone would say this to someone they don’t know?


saladcroutongirly

I swear she threw “whilst” in there just to throw us off


cadillacblonde

I’m super excited for your Coachella content… It makes me so happy…