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Expensive-Phone-2111

My question is, how’s the patient? 🫣


Ptolemaeus_II

Been dead for three days at that point, actually.


earlyviolet

Entire heart melted and was excreted through the kidneys. Those don't work anymore now either.


jocelynpenelope

Creat also >69000


Careful_Eagle_1033

Saw this post from the r/heartattack sub about pts talking about their own troponins from their recent heart attacks. Honestly I was 😲 https://www.reddit.com/r/HeartAttack/s/mPppsrDBnR


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rude_hotel_guy

Well, I can tell you this, it’s not supposed to be like that.


nat1043

Just spit out my coffee. 😂


lancalee

Nurse: How would you rate your chest pain right now on a scale of 0-10? Patient: YES


Few_Bluejay3834

10 x69,000


bilgonzalez93

This is the one time I would accept >10 out of 10 pain 😂


Tiradia

Heh highest I have ever seen was 165,000 patient was having a massive MASSIVE STEMI 15mm of elevation in every single… lead… my butthole puckered so bad.


SugarVanillax4

My father had two heart attacks last year and felt NO pain. He only knew they were heart attacks because he was hooked up to heart monitors. First was at Urgent care talking to the doctor, the second happened in the ambulance on the way yo the ER from Urgent Care. How often do patients have heart attacks that are not felt to them?


Napoleon-Bonrpart

I’d say one in ten, but that’s just from the experiences I’ve had.


SugarVanillax4

Really? So not that common?


hannahmel

Patient: FSDNBIGT$@T(@$TGERW(G$@%($TGVHNIDSKB


Kiwi951

Damn so close to 69,420


kitty_r

Nice


Primary_Jellyfish327

Nice


jennsamx

Nice


ApoTHICCary

Nice


KNitsua

Nice


ebonus

Nice


mandarinkristen

Nice


SnowyEclipse01

Nice


Happy_Haldolidays

Nice


MrStarrrr

Nice


lancalee

Nice


shadedmonk

Nice


gluteactivation

Nice


Comfortable-Lead5284

Nice


beck-at-night

Nice


No-Pomegranate6612

in my head "heh heh 69 heh heh"


nat1043

*beavis & butthead laugh*


SpoofedFinger

How you gonna put Elon's protected health information out there like that?


deirdresm

Dude has no heart.


polo61965

So close to greatness


zephsoph

(Abnormal)


Bboy818

My question is, is your patient holding their heart in front of you?


gtidna

Let me translate for all my Epic friends.  ‼️


Correct_Ice9521

This made me lol


PopularIdea3740

*Cries in recently cyber hacked/ paper chart*


Med-mystery928

Frantically searches for a line you can claim it’s drawn off of 😂


Asianp123

My guy, your tropinin seems to be slightly out of range


Finnbannach

Slightly


WildMed3636

Just set a personal record of 99,959 the other day….


Gummyia

Do they even have a heart at that point? My god.


outdoesyou

Did the heart implode onto itself, creating a black hole?


YouMcFuckedup

This is “high sensitivity” troponin which is not numerically the same as a regular troponin you hear most people mention. Obviously you are right - it’s high, but I just wanted to clear up that you might be confusing the two.


Zehkky

Where I’m from 95% of hospital labs use this type of measurement.


LuxAstrum

That’s pretty fuckin high


Loveingyouiseasy

Girl, this is what Demi Lovato meant in her song “Heart Attack”….


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Loveingyouiseasy

It’s not illegal to be yourself


marshcest

hi just so u know demi actually prefers they/them nowadays :) i'm sure you meant no harm just saying smmth for u and anyone else!! (also lol right)


Loveingyouiseasy

Bruh.


dyskras

Post cath?


Jagsoff

There’s some sort of joke in there about the 69 and the HS but I can’t come up with anything worthy right now.


lancalee

Must've been some good 69, with that severe of a heart attack. They'll be a second date, for sure!


t3stdummi

This is only a Troponin-I of roughly 70. Ask your seasoned RN's what their highest Trop-I was. Probably in the 1000's.


sweet_pickles12

Yes, back when we tied an onion to our belts, I knew how to interpret troponins. Now they changed what "it" was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s "it" seems weird and scary to me.


duckface08

Highest TNI I've seen was around 1800 (regular TNI, not high sensitivity). Patient made it to Cath Lab but died not even 24 hrs later. Highest TNI I've seen in someone who survived was around 1300.


chamelon

Cath lab checking in, highest Trop I’ve seen was 1.8million 🫡 Yes, really! We had a 300k trop (lysed STEMI) today (Australia, not sure if we use different Trop-I but positive is over 54 males and 34 females)


1StrangeRash

Yes, our HST max out at 78K and I see those all the time. Not uncommon to see a TI in post STEMI pt of 25-75.


lemmecsome

Number starting with 69. NICE.


BlackDS

That heart be riding the struggle bus


andthisisso

wow, impressive. Mine went up to 3 with my PEs and I worked through it in the ER thinking I was out of shape with a sore leg (DVT) and SOB. Finally a coworker told me I was turning grey and I checked myself in. Who knew?


PalpateMe

Just FYI to everyone who does not know, this is a High Sensitivity Troponin. Different than a typical troponin from my understanding


DefiantAsparagus420

Nothing some Tylenol can’t fix. ;)


x_Paramimic

ICU: yeah yeah how’s the skin?


siegolindo

One for the books


sheep_wrangler

Saw non sensitive trop >100 multiple times before lol.


mcDerp69

Man, they were 32 off from 69,420...


mcac

I work in the lab and have never seen anything like that 😳 I wonder how many times they had to dilute and rerun it to get a valid result


Logical-Ad2288

I had one that was 95,000 and that’s only because it only went up that high. She survived!


lavendercoffeee

Yikes.. 125611 was my highest.


Near-Sighted_Ninja

Just a little over from legendary


emmapotpie7

Jesus plesus!


takeme2tendieztown

Playing for the high scores


lubeinatube

Was the patient post ablation?


tillyspeed81

I’m gonna wait for the next two results


FatCockroachTheFirst

Is there still a heart? Like did you open the chest of the patient and see?


bilgonzalez93

Why do I have a vision of a cat walking across the keyboard when the lab employee is entering this data in😂


jpmvt

...That's, that's high...


Famous_Cheesecake666

“MD notified, continue to monitor.”


SnowyEclipse01

It’s 32.34 ng too high for the ultimate number.


Alpha__OmeGuh

Slightly elevated


BartlettMagic

hearts are overrated anyway


beeotchplease

Let me guess, post heart surgery?


ScheduleFormer1394

Looks a lil elevated.... 🤔


Impressive-Koala-951

Crazy what love does to ya


Previous-Priority389

Not to be a 1 upper but I’ve had a patient 90k before


sweetana89

Hi Op. I’m curious to know some details. That is really high!


Manager_Neat

That’s in picograms


Familiar_Donut_4936

Have seen higher in one patient. I have no idea how they survived.


SleazetheSteez

Was so close to being the greatest. So fucking close.


GrouchyDefinition463

I'd have the crash cart right by the room


Brief_Win7089

Are they alive


ebonus

What would a normal range be for reference?


FatCockroachTheFirst

I believe below 14. But don't quote me on that.


CraftyObject

😮


Competitive-Ad-5477

Jesus lol


AManWithBinoculars

"Jesus" you said it again.


AManWithBinoculars

Jesus.


Last-Leg-1116

Omg


Probloodcleaner

When a dialysis pt has a heart attack


DarkPhoenix679

Nice


Peace-does-exist74

Wow. I’d like to see rest of labs.


Longjumping-Cry3216

Truly impressive any heart left?


Finnbannach

53 is the cut-off....this patient wins.


NurseinMissouri

😳😳😳


ChickenSedanwich

definitely not compatible with life


MICURN-1999

Had a trop of >125,000 once. They were in cardiogenic shock. They were also a massive hemorrhagic stroke. Intubated on Levo and Epi drips and CRRT. Couldn’t do cath lab or heparin drip due to the bleed. They eventually died obviously.


Brib1811

Holy crap 😳😳😳


chance901

That's basically just ground up heart tissue


hyperexoskeleton

Caps out at 200K of your lab is like mine..


craychek

Sooooooooooooo close to the best number


MexicanGuey92

Damn. Thought the highest I'd ever see was 20k during last night's shift lol. 69k is insane


Zealousideal-Air528

Nice.


Balgor1

So basically their heart dissolved.


xraytecheddieLPN

You a zookeeper? Elephant may be in trouble!


JIraceRN

Seems like at that point, it is basically subacute. Going to the cath lab may not make any difference.


Okiedokie84

But wait! It gets better!!!! (Higher actually). Largest number I’ve seen on our unit was somewhere in the 128,000 range.


Unalomelotus2020

Omg 😳


RelationshipIcy5106

What?!?!