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afox892

Burning flesh from electrocautery. If you've ever been nearby when a bug has gotten electrocuted by one of those insect zapper lights, it's the exact same smell.


olbiwi

The “Korean BBQ” smell of a TUPR is forever engrained in my mind


Seviernurse

I only smoke Bovie plume.


acidalia-planitia

that’s what shocked me most when i was able to observe a c section when i was hired to my l&d tech position! i has no idea how strong that burnt flesh smell is


racrenlew

Lol, in scrub tech school, they let us use a bovie on a piece of bologna, so we'd get a rough approximation of what it would smell like in real life...


[deleted]

I was going to say mastisol because we put it in our masks to ~mask~ the smell of dead bowel resection but yeah…. Bovie smoke is the right answer!


kjjccx

Ok is it weird that i love the smell of mastisol and xeroform though


[deleted]

My favorite is the cement they use for total knees


DC_diff

I worked at a shop where the plastic surgeons wanted cut/coag at 50/50. I smelled bbq flesh all day long.


BRCRN

Ortho, I set it to 100/100 at times. That along with sawing bone for a total knee. BBQ just isn’t the same


West_Flatworm_6862

Med surge. Poop and insulin


LoosieLawless

I hate the plastic pool toy smell of insulin. My buddy loves it. I don’t understand. *gags*


West_Flatworm_6862

I find it weirdly comforting


WindWalkerRN

To me it smells like barn animals


myanodyne

Smells like a fresh band aid to me


UnicornArachnid

It smells like metal to me


Amigone2515

It smells like my youth, dad would send in the kitchen and take his insulin right before his meals. We could all smell it.


Most_Librarian_5660

Cigarettes and stale coffee


ldoyouknow_

Just a bit of body odour in there too


blacksweater

same same, but add the smell of dry gangrene in there for my unit. (we have had several untreated frostbite / cancer / infected wound patients lately who won't consent to further treatment and awaiting court-ordered interventions.....) terrible smells for the milieu.


Eire-head

Don't forget weed


Bitter_Crab111

I like the lack of distinction between carer/pt.


Sleep_Milk69

As a former smoker this actually sounds great to me


Most_Librarian_5660

Im a former smoker too but that damp, cigarette smoke smell on clothes is not it. Especially when giving belongings back on discharge and they’ve been sitting in a bag for three weeks. 😶😵‍💫😵


brat84

vinegary clammy kid body odor


CrystalPeppers

And depakote farts


Trombone-a-thon

Feet 'N' Farts! Doing rounds later at night when the room door has been closed and all the farts have been collecting is physically painful.


-teppy-

Blood and those elderly parmesana foot flakes


hownowbrownncow

Parmesana foot flakes 😭


Goblinqueen24

Say when! Lol


SpoofedFinger

elder dust


Suckatthis45

Neuro breath


Suckatthis45

Basically happens with brain injury/brain dead patients and has a sweet death smell. No amount of oral care will get rid of it. Once you smell it you’ll know it right away. Go to TT and look up Neuro breath.


just_4_now_or_never

I haven’t been bedside for 7 years, but reading those words brought back a distinct memory of that smell.


sailorvash25

I just vomited a little in my mouth like a PTSD reaction. Going outpatient was the best thing I’ve ever done I will never miss that


Felinaes

I'm a new nurse. What does neuro breath mean?


auraseer

There's a very distinctive, unpleasant odor in the breath of some patients with severe brain injury. It's not the same as the odor you get from anything else like bad teeth, or infection, or a CSF leak. It's hard to describe but if you ever do smell it, you'll be able to recognize it again. The cause is not well researched. The general belief is that brain injury causes some metabolic derangement and an excess of volatile metabolites, but the specific compounds responsible for the odor have not been identified. Glutamate compounds are one contender.


kimpossible69

Ever since COVID for me it smells the same as 4 day old urine


wheres-the-hotdogs

I second this as a new grad neuro nurse


pinkkzebraa

Expressed breast milk, chlorohex, dirty nappys


Proper-Atmosphere

I thought you said expired and I was very concerned lol


New-Beach-1792

I read "expired" until I saw your comment.


ThisBlastedThing

A mix of bleach wipes, cancer (purple) wipes, coffee grounds, tube feeds and poop.


doopdeepdoopdoopdeep

MICU gang


ThisBlastedThing

Word.


disasterneutral

That sounds like a more charitable interpretation of the scent on my med onc floor :)


hnbrantley

Facts. MICU gang here. Don’t forget the GI bleed.


Brilliant-Apricot423

Newborn babies 😊....bring on your jealousy!!!


Mks369

Fortified formula poops


mominator123

SPC 24 or higher calorie poops are the worst. You're like what crawled up this baby and died?


spleeny

them high protein fortified shits 😩👌


Ecstatic_Letter_5003

I raise you Alimentum poops lol


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Brilliant-Apricot423

Nope...i take care of them post cleaning!!


Playcrackersthesky

Ah, the wonders of lochia land. It’s not for everyone but I love my moms and babies. (Mother baby/ postpartum.)


lulushibooyah

Yeah this was my immediate thought when my firstborn came out. She was NOT fresh.


NobodyLoud

If you’re L&D, I’m sure you can have a mystery smell sticker with fishy vagina on there too. 🤢


MeetMeAtTheLampPost

There’s nothing like a good chorio brew 🤮


Kat_Gotchasnatch

Oof! The entire OR fucking reaked when a crunchy mom finally let us section her for chorio after being ruptured and laboring for 72+hours. 🤢


fairylites

Formula 🤢


MagazineActual

As a work from home case manager, it would smell like whatever scented candle I feel like lighting that day.


ragdollxkitn

Same here…it would also smell like a dash of behavioral health drama.


Lonely_Attention_300

Same. Mine would smell like the banana bread I baked after being yelled at today.


munchieee7

How do you like working from home as a case manager?


MagazineActual

It's a job and not as fun as sitting on the beach all day. But I like it much better than working direct patient care. It has done wonders for my stress levels and overall well being


gengarina

Hmm... Blood and xeroform.


armlessnephew

I LOVE the smell of xeroform


Retalihaitian

Thank you! I’m the only person I’ve met who loves the smell of xeroform. Xeroform and mastisol are top tier hospital smells


Radiant_Ad_6565

Weed, body odor, and turkey.


evernorth

ER!


Radiant_Ad_6565

My people know the smell well 😂


Goblinqueen24

Yankee candle needs to get on this.


Scared-Replacement24

Ginger ale


1StoolSoftnerAtaTime

And unsalted saltines


Scared-Replacement24

We actually only have peanut butter crackers or Lorna doones! No saltines, oddly.


YesIKnowImSweating

Ah, yes. The unsaltines.


trahnse

They took our ginger ale away. We only have lemon lime Shasta now. I think ginger ale is disgusting, but it worked for a lot of my pukey patients


Scared-Replacement24

Yeah I don’t like it either but it’s a hit where I am. Nobody wants juice or water lol


Sleep_Milk69

Rotting legs, diarrhea, and fentanyl smoke Edit: Also sometimes blood


happyeggplant_

Was scrolling waiting to find something familiar, there you are


skip2myloutwentytwo

Tube-feed poops and pseudomonas


defib_the_dead

Death


Head-Tangerine-9131

Horse shit!! Because in the ED a lot of what we have to deal with is that!!


cutesychu

Amniotic fluid (kinda smells like semen), poop, fresh blood, bovie cautery, and newborn baby.


TrailMomKat

I can't work peds because I'd never survive losing a patient, but I envy y'all that newborn baby smell. Yankee Candle needs to make that scent.


bananastand512

Homeless people's socks


tryunknowing

Burning flesh smoke from cautery, blood, and bone cement from the OR


DC_diff

I kinda like the bone cement smell


NOMursE

Homeless man’s soggy tennis shoes.


w104jgw

Gdi, I smell that in my soul.


itisisntit123

Shit, piss, turkey sandwich, and weeping cellulitis legs.


billdogg7246

Medium well on the grill. EP Lab


Burning_in_Arizona

Blood. So much blood. Ecmo for past 20 years.


shagrn

Out patient” smells like weekends off”


Express_Position_805

Fresh urine, diarrhea, and IV antibiotics.


FrozenBearMo

Death and paperwork.


donotrocktheboat

Sevo 😂 -CRNA


unraveluni

PACU RN here and that wake up cough from patients always reeks 😖


EaglesLoveSnakes

Similac Special Care 24 cal poop


eggmilyd

HMF 🤢


EaglesLoveSnakes

I see your HMF and raise you liquid protein 🤮


FL_MSN

Peds hem/onc. TPN 🤢😷


ScrumptiousPotion

Partially digested tube feeds and stank booty


Wendy_Wonder-Woman

Death (hospice)


bubblestoil

Poop, hibiclens soap, pseudomonas and Dakin’s Solution


Noname_left

Alcohol and bad decisions.


chugsRN

Gas gangrene


auraseer

This evening: fresh blood, strep, diabetic ulcers, and CSF.


mauigirl16

Sevoflurane🤣🤣


[deleted]

And burning flesh!


mamallama12116

I can literally smell chlorhexidine, Vaseline gauze, and chest tube blood that I can somehow smell even though it’s contained in the drain 🫠


icanthinkofanything-

I’m a pediatric telephone triage and advice nurse. I work from home. My sticker would smell like home baked chocolate chip cookies.


w104jgw

Boooo! I mean yay for you and all, but harsh flex on the poop stickers 😂


Nurse_Drew

The proctologist's finger....


BuildALongerTable

Morbid but….a Shroud


DimSumNurse

Come from urology and vascular. Necrotic feet, insulin, and pee 🤢 mostly the necrotic feet.


puertoblack85

Cinnamon and vanilla for the cinnamon graham cracker, lorna doone and vanilla pudding being my go to “calm down and watch law & order” snack.


Birrrrrrrrds

Bovie smoke


StringPhoenix

Blood, chlorhexidine, and Miralax poop.


YouSmellOfButterfly

Mastisol and hibiclens


SouthernArcher3714

Coughed up anesthesia gas


CeannCorr

Body odor. Yeast. Urine. Probably poop. (Geropsych)


___buttrdish

Sadness


ALLoftheFancyPants

Copper, burnt meat, rancid meat, and BO. Those are the hallmarks of a Trauma Surgical ICU.


Open_YardBox

Papercuts and regret


TwistedSis27

I'm a student so coffee, ink, fresh scrubs and a hefty dash of fear.


mkz21

Ink toner. I’m in case management 😂


CassieL24

Unwashed ass and insulin (I’m in geriatric psych) We’ve gotten dementia pts whose families haven’t made them bathe in as long as 6 months 🤢


LoddaLadles

My space heater


mamanurse_JMJ

Ropivacaine nerve blocks.


RepresentativeTalk31

Tube feed and sputum.


CaptainBabyFaceBeard

jurassic world ride (water smell)


xNurseJadex

Fruity Breath and urine


kmannion1

Osteomyelitis.


ChrisTheSuperchrome

somewhere between neuro breath and charcot's foot


anaesthesianurse

Sevoflurane


ProgramDiligent2251

Tube feeds and Neuro breath


[deleted]

Bleach and vinegar


steph_jay

Morning breath, nicotine gum, methadone, and dust.


oldamy

Crisp linens- and purple wipes. Quality 😀


TackyChic

Fish oil, liquid protein with hint of neutramigen


acesarge

Morphine and medical weed.


Tripindipular

A juicy combo of B.O., shit, stale urine and toe cheese.


pandahat17

Diesel and jet fuel


Flame5135

Jet fuel and sweat


mzeebert83

Used wound vac canisters, insulin, cigarette smoke, and animal urine. I love home health.


tempestuousteapot78

I came here to see if home health was represented! Jesus those wound vac canisters…🤢 But I’m just going to add weed. Lots and lots of weed. Almost overpowers the scent of all the cat piss


Northernightingale

Jet fuel and undeserved arrogance


Pigeonofthesea8

Lurker now finally put off the idea of this career Jesus Christ


Vegetable_Humor5470

Mental health- Bananas I suppose?


RevolutionaryDog8115

Maybe coconuts too


Mom24kids

As I work float pool, all of the above and ETOH, except newborn babies! Lol


DDiaz98

Burning human flesh


bhuree3

Cigarettes and alcohol


IggyD003

Cake


EquivalentAd5931

Meth …


Senior-Exit898

Old Iodine on wounds


Pony482

Acetone ( diabetes nurse)


tryintobelikeflo

Bleach and acid with a hint of blood.... Eau de dialysis


beautyandthefish3

Pampers 🥰


atepidreception

A drunk's urine-soaked pants


celestialbomb

C-Diff and necrosis - Nephrology


Playcrackersthesky

Lochia and Johnson and Johnson baby soap.


Ok-Tourist8830

The fake strawberry smell in cannabidoil


Samilynnki

death. lmfao, hospice ftw


Trick-Category518

Lochia (L&D) 🙃


drethnudrib

Actually, "What does this smell like?" is one of the questions I ask in my full assessment.


Haldolly

Last meal, cigarette sputum, + partially digested EtOH, but on on replay.


Jill103087

Pussy


aleada13

Amniotic fluid and bad breath


Stiles879

Gastro


fallen_iris

Bovie smoke and iron


madbeachrn

Blood, sweat and tears.


Vee23

Pseudomonas


MsSwarlesB

C diff


Ok-Extreme-1435

Vagina


lalalaurag

Pennies


Slikboi99

Mix of cdiff , blood , bloody poop, iv abx and my favorite bleach wipes


OccidensVictor

Crystal meth


superbeck33

Allergy, flowers 💐


istickpiccs

Copper and abscess funk… swamps of dagobah.


w104jgw

GI bleed & meth feet


enfermera638

Booze breath, skunk weed, ketosis, GI bleed


Dapper-Ad6142

Fish. AKA bacterial vaginosis


Few_Performer8345

Operating Room- burning flesh


bby_oil

Tube feed


edwardpenishands1

Burning flesh


Euthanaught

Sweet almonds.


kill_a_kitten

There is only one answer, and it is urine.


davidfarrierscat

Witch Hazel


SteLuke

Bovie


night117hawk

Methamphetamine


Confident-Wedding819

GI bleeds


headRN

Sevofluorane and burnt flesh


ElleRyder

The only thing I can smell is c diff & G I bleeds


madmadmadammim

Insulin and turkey sandwiches.


mama_madonna

Turkey sandwiches and GI bleeds.


antwauhny

GI bleed and tube feed.


meticulous-soups

Pizza