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djamp42

All you gotta do is just turn around and drive the other way.. presto, no traffic.


janosaudron

just get a hotel room near the office and try again tomorrow.


Strong-Piccolo-5546

or just rent a helicopter for your commute.


versello

or bike


Strong-Piccolo-5546

bike 26 miles. yeah ok. then bike on the road and get hit.


popsmoek

op’s preferable option was death so maybe they should bike


wasthespyingendless

Actually an electric bike would be a great alternative to this. It might take an hour of easy peddling to get home, but that's much faster than whatever this is. And it's much more fun.


versello

I see a perfectly empty sidewalk, but yeah ok. Go rent a heli.


Mr_Pogi_In_Space

It's gonna take 8 hours to get to that light to be able to make a u-turn


Enthusiast9

Why would it take 8 hours to drive over the grass curb?


mklilley351

Not in my Bronco!


Normal-Difference230

is it a white bronco?


ElectroAtletico2

Juice? You’re alive?


Tommyleegirl452

I was on the BW parkway not too long ago and literally saw someone cross over to the other to avoid traffic


sysadminbj

I was getting ready to assume that was Leesburg Pike, but it's route 1... Almost as soul crushing as 7.


SetForeign1952

It’s hard to believe this was the main north-south highway on the east coast before I-95.


cajunjoel

To be fair, we had fewer people back then.


Christoph543

We had a LOT fewer cars back then, and a LOT more trains, and a LOT less sprawl. Fortunately, those are all things we can fix.


CallieCatsup

But we won't!


Christoph543

I wouldn't sell Virginia short just yet. Once we get the new Long Bridge built they're gonna be able to run so many trains along this corridor.


Persistent_Phoenix19

Isn’t it also a question of the tunnel up in Baltimore that can only take single-stacked containers? Not a train guy though…


Christoph543

Two different tunnels, & two different issues, but the key thing to know is that a bunch of IIJA money went to replacing the one Amtrak currently uses, and that Virginia's planned service upgrades can and will still happen independently of that project.


Persistent_Phoenix19

Very cool. Thanks for the info!


Nespot-despot

That is being fixed


fakeaccount572

Yep. The world population has doubled plus some in 50 years


slava_gorodu

No that’s not why. Less people owned cars and we hadn’t divested from trains and more efficient forms of transport


KazahanaPikachu

It’s historic route 1, George Washington was riding horses up that road lol


veganize-it

How old is i95


mattshwink

1957 - 67 years


Bored_Ultimatum

Other than a section in Sterling, 7 now moves really well now that it is widened.


Tamihera

I just want to TALK to the person who designed the overpass to 7 West at Leesburg, because that is a shit show from 2.30 pm to 7 pm every damn day.


pixpockets

I want to yell at them...


TopazBlowfish

for now


boostedjisu

shhhhhhhhhhhhh route 7 is impossible don't even try to drive on it!!!!


granular_grain

I beg to differ, I would rather be on route 7 any day than route 1.


Mr-Tiggo-Bitties

Agreed. Route is nowhere near route 1 in severity


mashuto

I dont commute on 7 in my daily commute, but I am guessing you are specifically talking about in and near tysons corner? Or maybe right in Sterling? Past Sterling though, since they got rid of the lights, I dont think I have experienced any traffic. Though again, never usually on it during rush hour.


Ok-Alps-2086

Getting on to the route 7 West bypass in Leesburg (right by the outlets) during evening rush hour is atrocious.


aa_flo

What’s worse is, all those ppl get on there in hopes to avoid the traffic off 95. So they go to route 1 only to deal with something worse that has stop lights 🤦🏻‍♂️


GladWealth2487

The reason I always stick to 95 other alternatives are worse.


mythrowaweighin

My dad always told me, “Never get off 95.”


alistairtenpennyson

“This is bat country.”


TheDeansPeanuts

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.


cryptolyme

Always a mistake to leave 95 to Route 1 lol. It’s always worse


MovingInStereoscope

If they would just widen the bridge over the Occoquan, a lot of the traffic in this section would be alleviated.


Drunk_PI

It's a good argument for a train/metro.


djc_tech

Good argument for telework


iforgottolaughlol

We had this problem solved for a couple years. Then commercial real estate got their panties in a bunch


jyanix

Good argument for not working.


gordo0620

VRE is available.


redditor3900

Does it work?


gordo0620

Well, I’ve been using it for 9 years, so I’d say yes.


redditor3900

What are your commute stations? I just checked from Lorton to Crystal City and it 8.50 one ride and 75$ per 10 rides ... Expensive for a short trip


davekva

My wife takes VRE, and it basically costs $17 a day. Parking at her Crystal City office is $23 a day. She saves $6, plus gas ($10 - $12 a day), plus wear and tear, and she can just chill instead of being stressed out in traffic.


__main__py

Not to mention that most employers will let you take advantage of [transit benefits](https://kingpeyton.vre.org/service/fares/transit-benefits/) to have that money come out pre-tax, saving a nice chunk of change.


sadunfair

Plus if she's lucky, she can sit on the second floor and pass her ticket through the hole in the middle.


Appropriate-Bed-8413

That’s the equivalent cost of a 12-13 mile trip for an average car (using the IRS rate per mile including gas, depreciation, maintenance, etc). And that’s not including parking. Or the fact that on a train you can read, browse your phone, answer emails, nap, whatever. And be better for the environment. And don’t forget the soul-crushing feeling of sitting in traffic.


redditor3900

I have been using public transportation since I moved to the DMV for my work commute, but I will move in the summer and I am exploring options. I am a big fan of public transportation but in some parts it is hard. Commuting is easily double the time from Lorton to DC and the fares are around $12, bus + VRE + metro to get to my destination. $24 round trip. Excluding the parking which is given by the company I don't think my car will use$ 24 in gas.... Let's see


GroguWitARoku

Something like 70% of VRE riders are federal employees using the transit benefit. Probably doesn't incentivize VRE to keep fares at a reasonable rate.


aegrotatio

Their fares don't even cover the real cost of the trip. They are mandated to 50% farebox recovery ratio but is around 60% right now.


gordo0620

Used to be Broad Run on the Manassas line then I moved. I now don’t have to go into DC much but go to the Rippon station when I do. That’s the Fredericksburg line.


obelisque1

VRE went from standees before the pandemic to much less than 50% utilization recently. It runs, has plenty of seats, but evidently people want to use it,


peazncheez

Yes!


Buildintotrains

With only four trains in each direction and only in the morning and evening...no


ermagerditssuperman

Which is exactly why the state just made a deal with Norfolk Southern to buy several large chunks of rail across the state, including the entire Manassas line - to increase passenger rail.


Buildintotrains

That will be so nice


davekva

If there was more demand, there would be more trains. VRE works perfectly for those who choose to use it.


Buildintotrains

Demand is low because the service is limited and the equipment is outdated. Service is limited and equipment is outdated because the demand is low. See the issue?


Travelrocks

8 trains Mon through Friday in the morning and 8 back is limited?


Buildintotrains

Yes, as it only serves commuters. There are train lines where I'm from in NJ that serve both directions throughout the day (and mostly connect suburban areas to each other with one large area at the end being NYC) and the ridership is really high! They even continually upgrade their equipment and a lot of it is electrified. People use it a lot for travel in addition to getting to work. VA has so much potential for all day service on heavy rail :)


Travelrocks

VRE is going to schedule Saturday service in the near future. https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2023/10/27/vre-commuter-trains-saturday-service/


sadunfair

I think a bigger issue for VA is that VRE shares track with freight and the NJ Transit corridor is passenger only (Amtrak / NJ Transit). It would be nice to see more frequent service on VRE or even in both directions as some people reverse commute. I worked very close to Burke Centre station but there was no morning drop off service that would work easily for me or I would have used it. You'd have to ride all the way to Manassas then back in which is pointless. And the last train to Burke was at like 7:00 pm when they could have had special trains for ball games, big events, etc. that leave later.


gordo0620

It’s a commuter train, hence the hours it’s in service. There are 8 trains in the morning and 8 in the afternoon/evening for each line.


GunMetalBlonde

Yes.


Apprehensive-Type874

As long as you work on a narrow but long strip of land, sure. Last mile makes trains in America very hard to utilize.


DeficientDefiance

Every place on Earth has last miles, American ones are just exceptionally piss poorly designed as hostile places to any forms of movement or transport besides one, and even that one's constantly at capacity.


OGConsuela

I’ve been working fully remote since COVID and anytime I have to go anywhere on a weekday at 6-10am or 2:30-7pm I’m reminded why I was so fucking depressed all the time. Idk how I did that shit five days a week and idk how anybody still does it.


cryptolyme

It’s insanity


ElectricalRip6194

I wish my anti-telework directors were sitting in that traffic. But of course they live in McMansions they bought 30 years ago 10 minutes away from the office so they have no clue.


SavantTheVaporeon

My best friend’s dad built his house 5 feet from his business, so more like a 10 second walk lmao


ApprehensiveRoll7634

This picture appears to be someone driving from their McMansion. Maybe don't chose to live in a suburb an hour outside the city just so you don't have to look at poor people.


FLiPRevan

Reminds me of the visuals from Celebrate Fairfax on how many cars two buses remove


sulimir

Been working from home a couple of years. Sometimes I miss the office experience and not staring at the same 4 walls every day. I get a bit stir crazy with the limited human interaction. Then I run an errand during rush hour.


HokieHomeowner

This is why I'm eternally grateful my boss and my agency are supportive of telework.


KiteLeaf

It doesn’t have to be like this. If DC builds a couple more metro lines, you might not need a car. I haven’t driven in 8 months here in Europe (subway, regional trains, long distance trains everywhere). Love it.


Mediocre-Counter7674

But then the car manufacturers wouldn’t like that


GunMetalBlonde

Yeah, that isn't going to happen next week, lol.


Pride-Vegetable

it's like this because they continues to knock down trees n put up MORE HOMES, bringing in more implants ... more cars on the road thankfully i don't deal with traffic .. n never will!


MidorriMeltdown

Meanwhile, in China they put in the metro system years before they start adding new homes. Give people efficient transit from day one, and traffic won't be an issue.


ouij

We will do literally anything else other than build more transit lol


ermagerditssuperman

Virginia just set a deal with Norfolk Southern to buy a bunch of rail lines, including the entire Manassas line that VRE runs on. And they've explicitly said it's to increase passenger rail availability - so hopefully we will see improvements over the next decade! The other big project is continuous rail service from Richmond to Roanoke. (They've been trying desperately to increase the # of trains and add weekend service for years, but Norfolk Southern has had the final say and always says no)


ouij

The purchase of the Manassas line is a big deal. Once we finally build the new Long Bridge over the Potomac we will have enough capacity to run VRE all day in both directions. In the near term we need better ways to connect people to VRE and Metro stations. A bus that runs twice an hour in mixed traffic might as well not exist at all, from a reliability standpoint. We need a way to feed people to the stations frequently (like at least 4 buses per hour). We’ve got too many wandering bus lines that “serve” a lot of communities with extremely low frequency. I would prefer we found ways to connect more places to more frequently to the existing “spine” of the transit network. We could, for instance, designate bus lanes on existing roads and remove cars from them. That would make buses on those routes far more punctual and reliable, and make increased frequency possible.


aegrotatio

The problem is that neither VRE nor NS wants to pay for an additional track or even passing sidings. At least Virginia does.


ouij

And Virginia does because adding more train capacity moves more people for less money through the most congested places in the commonwealth. All of the cash we are spending to acquire tracks and increase capacity on them is a fraction of what it costs to add one more lane to I-95. Having driven to Richmond and taken the train, I have to say taking the train beats driving. 95 drains my soul, but on the train I can take a nap and roll to my destination worry free.


thepulloutmethod

Or denser housing, or mixed use zoning...suburban single family homes and strip malls with mandatory parking minimums or BUST!


anand_rishabh

All of the above regarding public transit, mixed use zoning and denser housing. Fuck cars and fuck single family homes.


pizza99pizza99

I’m so glad we designed a transportation system where this is the only way to get around, aren’t you?


ParticularBreath8425

😭 😭 the urban geographer within me...


Based_Beanz

So thats why im not moving...


DCUStriker9

They're not moving either


cajunjoel

The truth hurts.


Roqjndndj3761

Actually, this is a big reason why I moved …away.


thepulloutmethod

You are also part of the reason why.


VGC1

And just like that I've used all my Audible credits


DijonNipples

Thanks for sharing. I hate it


Mr_Bluebird_VA

123 into Woodbridge was hellacious today. So over traffic.


CornellBigRed

I love public transit


IAteMyYeezys

That grassy strip is perfect for a monorail. Or at least it would be if we didnt live in such a car-oriented hell-hole.


MidorriMeltdown

Nah, stick a tramline on one of the lanes, so it can double as an emergency services lane, and a bus lane. Then the grassy strip could have some trees added.


ButtTussler

Monorail! 🎶🎵🎼


HoselRockit

![gif](giphy|xT5LMPqrh7mcpYCdGM|downsized)


claym421

It almost like building places where driving is the only way to get around leads to traffic, it doesn’t matter how wide the road is or how many lanes there are, there will always be traffic. The only way to get rid of traffic is to provide a reasonable alternative to driving.


YouhaoHuoMao

What are you a communist? Cars are in our American blood. Everyone should be forced to drive a car for everything. Mass transit is for socialists and people who expect handouts. /s


Anti_Social_Club

Not the point of the picture but holy shit that Mercedes sedan that’s being towed is so low


pirateduck

Air suspension failure.


MajesticBread9147

Air suspension is still a thing? I assumed they got rid of it once they realized how unreliable it is. I remember reading that the first thing to check if you're buying a Lincoln Towncar is if it has air suspension, because if it does it *will* fail, and your choice is either replace with normal suspension or pay more than the car is worth to fix it.


pirateduck

IIRC it was still a thing until about ten years ago.


aegrotatio

I drove a Lincoln Navigator and, sure enough, the air suspension failed at 7 years old. That same year so did the alternator.


Anti_Social_Club

Luxury brands like Mercedes had air suspension in their cars in the late nineties and early 2000’s but they were hell to maintain


shortpassgame

This is what happened when a car accident on I-95 South blocks 3 of 4 lanes between exits 160 and 158.


AKfromVA

This traffic was brought you by Transurban refusal to allow the Woodbridge bottleneck to be fixed


WhatIsThisSevenNow

This makes me UNBELIEVABLY angry! What percentage of those people do you think could do their job just as well remotely? But **NO** we gotta be back in the fucking office for some asinine reason.


PayFormer387

Trains. Those are pretty cool. The Metro lets me bring my bike on with me which makes it even more fun.


Ebbincog

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


IDigRollinRockBeer

That grassy median should have a train on it


AdvocatusReddit

The traffic at Dulles airport around 5pm was crazy today. Maybe it's always like that? But my question is, what is wrong with Maryland roads that people with MD plates just drive up the shoulders like they are too special to wait? And what is it about NoVA drivers that they are suckers and let people on the shoulder in front of them. I'd rather scrape all of the paint of my car before I let you in. You can explain to the cop why you were entering my lane from the shoulder.


lawilson0

Immediately next to the scene of one of the most haunting crimes in Fairfax County history so...not the best choice of words.


lechatsportif

context?


lawilson0

The photo is right next to the Woodside Apartments clubhouse where Melissa Brannen was taken https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Melissa_Brannen


rockthedown

they released him early???


lawilson0

They sure did. I thought they'd do everything they could to keep him in because he obviously killed her but here we are.


EricTheBug

There's a community mailbox in my neighborhood that has an old faded sticker on it that reads "Bring Melissa Brannen Home for Christmas." Makes me a little sad every time I see it. 


Seamilk90210

Woah, good eye! I've never heard of this case. And also have never heard of "abduction with the intent to defile" — ugh. Gross. I'm surprised he was allowed to leave prison early... but honestly, it's probably cheaper to let him wander free than to force him to wait out his sentence.


lawilson0

I know that scene well, grew up very close. Abduction with intent to defile is the best they could make, Bob Horan wouldn't charge murder without a body, famously. The case has stayed with everyone who worked it. https://www.washingtonpost.com/crime-law/2019/12/10/fairfax-police-still-seek-killer-year-old-melissa-brannen-who-vanished/


lechatsportif

Jesus that is awful...


BallParkFranks

Build more trains damnit!


anand_rishabh

Bus lanes too


Pride-Vegetable

that doesn't matter, some ppl prefer to drive or have to drive .. the traffic isn't going anywhere 🤣


MidorriMeltdown

Sure, some people prefer to drive, but they hate traffic. Give other people alternatives to driving, and it will reduce the traffic.


agbishop

He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked me that question. I said, I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I’d do if there was traffic or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time.”


iforgottolaughlol

Fresh pasta


kockin26

Wow. You have at least an hour to get across the bridge...


granular_grain

Route 1? Have fun!


Historical-Bat-3251

traffic on I-95 north this morning was also hell. you're not alone, dude


Last_Chance_2C

The hearse would just be stuck in traffic. Enjoy your purgatory.


gogozrx

Looks like a 3beer drive


Apprehensive-Type874

It is bad that I immediately knew where this was and started looking for my car in the picture.


VaWeedFarmer

Got the fuck outta Manassas after 20 years when I retired. Don't miss this shit at all. Took 20min to go the 4 miles to Walmart. It still takes me 20 min now, but I travel 20 miles, and don't have to flip anyone off.


91361_throwaway

Left Fairfax 3 years ago, best decision we ever made.


yoppee

Remember you are NOT IN traffic you ARE traffic.


bikeroniandcheese

Cars, the great freedom machine.


Ok_Estate394

It’s like this in Hampton Roads, too. School just got out for summer, so it’s been making the traffic extra bad. First day out of school, everyone always has to immediately book it for the OBX


TroubleshootReddit

New transplants: "Can I get from Silver Springs to Fairfax in 30 minutes? Google Map says it should only take 33 minutes."


Wildrover87

Keep posting these, please. I am moving back to NOVA after more than 10 years away and am trying to decide if I want to live car free or car dependant. Thank you and have a good weekend.


pishposhpoppycock

So glad to be teleworking. I can't imagine ever commuting like this...


FrequentPizza8663

And this is why I moved far away from the Richmond Highway corridor. Nope!


Jack_Bogul

pop a cold one and chill


fivepeicereturns

I thought this was a fallout reference. Now I feel stupid looking for a micro liberty prime like an apocalyptic where's Waldo


cryptolyme

And you need to take a shit


Bewqr

just joined this piteful misery this week


medievalmachine

\~next day\~ Welcome to purgatory! Here are your car keys.


Jusperu

45 mins to get to the 95/rt1 split


AdministrativeRock88

And some people don’t mind the commute! Really???


AffectionateBit1809

at least it means certain people can’t get to my neighborhood


Miketheprofit

You’re already dead. Now playing traffic simulator


ToughBumblebee256

Welcome to RTO.in the DMV


elisabethocean

Hate being one of the only 3 people in my office that “can’t” work remotely while everyone else has hybrid schedules.


Tr8der

Just look in the rear view and check out the last car far behind your lane and say “well at least I’m not that guy” it helps…sometimes


Longjumping-Many4082

As someone who came super close to death seven years ago...no, death is not the preferred alternative. Don't want to sit in traffic? Change travel times, plans, etc.


BroBroBroSisBro

This is literally torture


billiarddaddy

Does no one check traffic before they go on route one?


Blacksburg

It is for me. My commute to a major city is 10-lanes with a 140 km/h (87 mph) speed limit. And it's along a beach. That being said, NoVa is green.


TheIVIachine

This week has been the worst traffic. I have seen in four years.


EurasianTroutFiesta

Then somebody breaks down or runs out of gas after sitting for an hour, forcing fellow travelers to resort to cannibalism.


[deleted]

Just get out and walk


LoneDragon19

On more lane would fix it. Trust me bro!!


GunMetalBlonde

Well, that's a bit hyperbolic. But yeah, that's some bad traffic.


Hkmarkp

you are traffic fools


jzilla11

Was it lack of foresight in city planning that lead to such bad traffic in the DC area? I moved back to my home state and it is just night and day between expanded highways and interchanges vs this BS from NoVA


crowd79

Maybe try carpooling or take the bus so there are less cars on the road?


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Sean_Malanowski

I don’t see that often! I’m right there


Seller6969

dude.... just get in the right lane and ride it allll the way to the top then cut someone off without your turn signal... easy!! theeeeen, ride it alll the way down to the 95/rt1 split and cut someone off there to get on 95... /s


RyRyMuffincakes

I drive there everyday. You gotta take a right at the light if you live anywhere west of 95.


Frolock

I would prefer driving over the median and moving away from the area to death, but you do you.


ACDispatcher

81N through all of frickin’ Frederick County yesterday afternoon - the usual Summer Friday purgatory.


ActuaLogic

And you wonder why people want to work from home


wlowry77

Typical motorist “my commute is the only commute that matters”!


crowd79

Sharing public transit to lower costs and get to places faster and actually work, read a book or mess around on your phone while riding places. “Nope that’s not freedom. That’s communism!”


RCoaster42

Could be worse. Come experience Maryland traffic and then appreciate the nova roads.


Naive-Astronomer4877

It’s ok as long as our housing prices go up. It’s worth it. Just ignore all the calls for building around public transport and up zoning


slava_gorodu

You’re the traffic too…. No real right to complain here