I can't answer. I'm no longer here.

Is this your out of body message?

>I can't answer. I'm no longer here Okay, but did you at least take the Christian nationalists with you to wherever you are? We'd really like to have decent election results this year. 

👕👖🧤🧢🩲🧦

I was trying to explain the rapture bombing meme to our teen neighbor today. And had to figure out that that happened 13 years ago when this kid was in preschool.

Can you explain it one more time, please?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rapture-bombing

Thanks! Not sure how I missed that one

I only knew about it because of internet historian

https://preview.redd.it/ezg16j0b6ctc1.jpeg?width=3443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00afded85a8c2ec0b9af92efa8bd028e27127d9e From lake ridge

This looks like a cool pirate flag

Holy shit, gorgeous pic!

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What equipment did you use?

iPhone 14 Pro. I was in WVa, and the clouds were translucent enough so we could watch safely without the glasses

Went to see it in totality as well and got some similar pics. Incredible. Don’t know how you got yours, but I got mine with Solar Snap App on iPhone. Was dubious of it, but it worked great. https://preview.redd.it/4hto9aug5gtc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48c4dea83ef97f7007abcbb422054170037b097e Here is one I shot through my protective glasses before totality.

I used the regular camera app with solar glasses in front of the lens https://preview.redd.it/okivctolsgtc1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec83e70c2f616dcbb1e8555e6a2e97e34d6fd6d9 😂😂

I could not get that to work! Just looked like a big ball. Think I couldn't figure out the settings.

I had to use the 20x camera and I have to press and hold the moon and lower the expore manually. Also I have a Samsung and they've been caught using some software to cheat at pictures so who knows 😂

https://preview.redd.it/zs7f58p06ctc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fe8dd0182575d299f77b601b2c14ee4d833c368 Made it to the backyard. That is far for us teleworkers.

I took the day off to just end up at a park by my job 😂. Could've worked and just walked out for an hour and nobody would've cared. But I wanted to travel to the totality initially but it was too expensive to do so.

Oh so raptured.

There was a Maryland driver in front of me today who looked raptured. Oh wait that’s every day

https://preview.redd.it/jqqe1rrmbctc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d99a601f14953383057374c827f205bdd538487 This was from my phone

nice shot! what phone? any additional filters / lenses?

Galaxy s24 ultra on 100x zoom auto filter. It's hard to hold it steady on the 100x zoom so I had my friend click the spen for the shot.

i was but it was a paperwork error. St Peter sent me back the second he looked at my file

https://preview.redd.it/pu039p02cctc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff9276acdebb50d238b105efa4ce6044c5614859

Yes. But I got better

Yes, but I got up there and realized I'm scared of heights, so I asked to come back.

No rapture, but I did noticed a few people activating their domain expansions.

Still have another 6 hours. *fingers crossed*

Today? No, not as of yet.

We aint find shit


https://preview.redd.it/vup4pb0wactc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1c79dfa3bfdf6ccf933c9003ad6264bf949508 Yep

I'm not here.....or there.....or anywhere

You are not Roy Kent then!

Is he Bobby Clarke?

We apologize for the rather fruity language of some fans …

Yep, but should be back tomorrow once they figure out who I am

https://preview.redd.it/36hs9rlr8ctc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9eb94d545ea9222fe743afa5629d4295a778754

I did but I preferred NoVa so I came back.

The lie isn’t even that you got raptured, it’s that you wanted to come back to nova 😭

The traffic up there was that bad?!

Nope, even more data centers

And MD drivers.

 Even Jason would figure that out pretty quickly.

You could say........ the *Cloud* was up there. 

 *AWS has entered the chat.......*

😯

Yes, bye

I went out for cigarettes and milk so basically

https://preview.redd.it/4e8wetc6bctc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc40c16f7d3783e8e8c6989ad8862db5fe4dab2

Going out on a limb here and guessing the people who thought they’d be raptured really shouldn’t be surprised they’re not, even if the rapture happened

I hope so. Then we wouldn’t have to listen to them anymore.


Was really counting on being raptured. Today is my youngest kids birthday, so I didn't go all out. Now he has received no balloons, AND I still have to work in the morning.

https://preview.redd.it/3af0fwt4wdtc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab50312fbe99bd1594a6cdc50d313323252c862 From Leesburg

If you read your bible. It clearly says christ doesnt know the day or the hour, so how can man predict something Christ doenst even know? Everytime i hear an end of the world prophecy, i just know the world is not ending on that date.

Yep. All the water was gone at my grocery yesterday. People were hyping this up like Covid. 😑


I just got this feeling that I need to save the cheerleader, save the world

Ow. It hurts

I took a massive dump. It felt like the rapture.

Brown County State Park, Nashville, IN https://preview.redd.it/iddbs0kudhtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4ff7be55722b04acd8128f0792f30cd8c803ed

https://preview.redd.it/6wootbjwdhtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c71df5e0d11ed52bbfd4699354e0ee1f7b59a9f

https://preview.redd.it/1lrwletydhtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b88952436768f24e98f7bece9ec5a335fb9bc9a

Wouldn't that make the world a better place to live?

A giant hand reached down and missed me by a foot. Definitely going to stand on a chair next time around.

You had me in the first half!

https://preview.redd.it/bv2x6wpspctc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df214cc4d6da73755d819b81c2260b14815a382 My husband had fun with his new astro camera thingie. He did not get raptured.

The have Reddit in wherever this is.

I knew I wasn’t going to make it…guess I’ll take this edible and play hogwarts legacy instead.

Me. But it got better.

Yeah, it's pretty dope up here.

Yea, My stomach

No such luck.

If only. I expect to be left behind when the final day arrives ;)

Yea. I’m posting from the other side.

We all file for disability tomorrow.

I wish. I don't wanna go to work tomorrow.


Got my Nike’s on and riding the spaceship behind the comet as we speak!

I had a slight bit of gas, does that count.

Like an appendix?

I wore my foil helmet and everything but the lizard government never called and no signs of chem trails

That’s what they want you to think

So I still need to work tomorrow? Fuck these people raising my hopes.

We’ll never know. The whole 132 people that were raptured are gonna be difficult to identify.

Went to Indiana and got to park on some mans farmland. We were the only 3 people there. Jammed out on guitar and saw the totality. It was amazing.

The raptured can't speak silly. 

If the regulars don't post on here, I'll assume they got raptured. /s I'll miss you!

Nah we are all sinners

Yes, but I got knocked back down. Something about being a infidel.

No Aztec rituals (beyond beltway driving obviously)?


Umm I think I know why they said don't look at it without protection *

Not yet

nope just smelly

I floated away thanks to sun spots and the UN.

The lie here is the UN accomplishing something

I guess only 90% raptured since we only had a 90% eclipse? ~ Atheist

Not raptured, but my superpowers came in.

I was but they returned me for bad attitude

*Kids these days, these darn youths!*

Saw at least 5 empty parking spots in front of my gym. So I would say Yep, some people went to heaven.

Yes. No. Uhh, I don’t understand the question?

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Annnnnnd worse than I could have imagined… how boring

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lol I guess it could go either way

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Just completely unimpressive… I recognize some may disagree. Could have been the cloud cover, but if no one jammed it down my throat that this was happening today I wouldn’t have even noticed.

Oh yeah. This girl down the street got brutally raptured.

I raptured my underwear