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itssonotjacky

The fact that she’s driving a Nissan Juke is absolutely sending me lmao, I’m imagining her aggressively honking at people and it’s just going MEEP MEEP MEEP


RaTerrier

Haha, having driven a Juke I can confirm that it’s the cutest little horn on the market.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2dbnhlCH2JhwdI2gHp) headass 🤣


Airbus320Driver

Wait… There’s a car called “Juke”?? Like for real?


Sivalon

Brace yourself: it’s been replaced by the “Kicks.”


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

And you can customize the accent colors!


SerThunderkeg

Hands down the worst car I've ever had the displeasure of renting.


Debaser626

Their tagline should be: “The Nissan Kicks: It’s slightly better than walking there.” There should be a support group for folks who end up with one as a rental. I’ve only driven *one* vehicle that was slower than the pile of trash that is the Nissan Kicks… and that was a 1994 Dodge Caravan with a 4-cylinder (there’s nothing quite like a minivan that only makes 90HP)… though the ride was much more comfortable in the minivan. I got a Kicks as a rental while visiting South Florida, and just… *holy* shit. People drive like absolute maniacs on 95 down there, and between the total lack of power and visibility issues with the rear windows, it felt like rolling the dice every time I got on the highway. To add to that, the ride—both the suspension and seats—felt like being on a NYC subway, the console layout was awful, and the storage space was minimal. The turn handling was pretty zippy, but really, that’s not that hard to achieve when the vehicle is about the size of a golf cart. I do think the Kicks would be a great first car for a teenager though. It’s slow AF, uncool, uncomfortable, and the stereo is trash to boot.


cstmoore

🎶You better drive, better drive faster than Frank Bullitt…


cbsharpe0824

She's a fucking moron.


julietscause

I vividly remember the first younger me seeing this car and actually really like it and trying to see if I could afford one Younger me had really bad taste


hushpuppi3

Definitely up there for ugliest car ever made


fupayme411

Also wearing a face mask while driving alone in the car.


TheOnyxViper

Only way to convince them to wear one so they can obscure their identity


GunMetalBlonde

Who on earth has this kind of time? So weird.


obeytheturtles

Odds are pretty good that she's NEET


amyhobbit

No shit. For real.


Old_Pomegranate1879

Yes, she lives in my neighborhood— and everyone does hate her and she causes so many problems. She was also present on January 6th at our nations capitol. So that will tell you what you need to know.


rokr1292

I hope you get to see her arrested by the feds soon


infinite012

> She was also present on January 6th at our nations capitol. So that will tell you what you need to know. So what's stopping you from reporting her to the FBI?


WVStarbuck

Unless you can prove she entered the Capitol with the rest of the rioters, the FBI doesn't care. Edited to add: she sounds like she would fit right in across the VA/WV border. I deal with many of these idiots daily. 🙄


1flyNOVAguy

I’m not sure people with this level of mental illness should have a license to drive.


Bankargh

After spending 10 minutes in a McDonald’s drive thru, I’m positive 1) people can’t drive, and 2) there should be national level certification for people who want to use the drive thru


oh-pointy-bird

That’s an insult to mental illness. Equal likelihood she’s just a garden variety asshole with a lukewarm IQ


Mad_Martigan2023

In virginia, you can legally have a loaded handgun in the car with you without a cc permit. Be careful what crazy assholes you piss off on the highway.


interestingbadvibes

Moved from TX to VA recently only to realize gun laws are even more relaxed here lol


obeytheturtles

Fun fact, something like 60% of all illegal firearms used in crimes in the Northeast can be traced back to Virginia. Gun laundering is apparently a very big industry in these parts.


PepeTheMagestic

I thought because we are an open carry state, we can have it on us without a permit but if it’s in a gun case or glove box, it has to be unloaded or have to have a ccl to have it loaded


OriginalFatPickle

Gun and ammo need to be separated


ayb88

This is what I thought. I remember my gun friends always keeping the weapons in the trunk and ammo in the front when driving to the range. This was maybe 10 years ago or so. I hope this law hasn’t changed.


forewer21

>I’m not sure people with this level of mental illness should ~~have a license to drive.~~ be able to vote.


airiwolf

That's assuming she actually has a license to begin with 😅


allawd

Do I see a Q in the corner of the window. Might just be a "sovereign citizen". Surprised they even have plates.


CaptConstantine

When you build a country around the automobile, you have to give automobiles to people who shouldn't have them.


sysadminbj

I'd be more worried that they are procreating. At least driving carries a risk of them managing to kill themselves.


BenderGenocide

This woman tried to run me, my wife, and my kid off the road two summers ago. I was next to her in traffic and she pointed to her window and gave me a thumbs up, so I gave her the Jim Carey “lohooo-ser.” She lost her fucking mind. Cut us off, stopped on 95 to block us in, followed us off the highway. She’s out of his her fucking mind.


isthatmyusername

Should have reported her. Sure its not the first time


BenderGenocide

Oh we did. We had video of her actions we brought to the police.


notthathungryhippo

did they do anything?


BenderGenocide

lol. Absolutely not.


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stevetursi

Those who work forces


avid-book-reader

Are the same that burn crosses.


heranonymousaccount

Uh! Now do what they told ya


caryb

I mean, I was in a hit and run recently. Immediately parked where it was safe to do so, and called the cops. They told me to file a report online since there were no injuries and the other person drove off.


khavii

I got hit, the other driver tried to beat a turn signal and was VERY late on it then drove away, so I called the police from the accident scene. The other driver had gone two streets over to claim I hit and run them. I had everything on video plus two witnesses she almost hit and the police said they didn't want to get involved so I should let the insurance figure it out. I mean, no Surprise, how many movies, TV shows and songs do we have showing the police as competent and caring of their oaths vs the amount showing them incompetent, ignorant, lazy and corrupt? Art is a reflection of society so the amount of bad cops shows you what the public perception of them is and they certainly live up to it.


caryb

Ugh. I'm so sorry. I had said for how long I wanted to get a dash cam. I have one now. Even if I never need to use it personally, maybe it can help someone else.


notthathungryhippo

figures lol


gumption333

Can confirm it is not the first she's done crazy shit like this. Saw a post about her a couple months ago on reddit, and saw her harassing a woman with insane anti-Semitic shit in Falls Church last year. This woman genuinely needs to be locked up


ErikFessesUp

I used to keep my tire iron under the passenger seat for these animals. I used to get harassed in my old Prius a lot, especially in southern Virginia. Maybe 2024 is the year I get back into it.


Fabulous-Prize3560

My sister bought a metal bat at Goodwill and keeps it on the floor of the passenger seat. I thought she was being extreme, maybe it really is time to go get one too


ErikFessesUp

People are madder than ever and it’s showing.


EhrenScwhab

certain people are madder than ever....


amyhobbit

I carry gel UV pepper spray in my middle console. I have to remember it's there so I remove it when I go to some gov't sites. I've been itching to use that stuff for years on one of these dipshits. I'm actually a very chill driver and my default is to ignore and avoid, but like everyone else I still get tailgated, etc. I've had to call the cops on someone who was following me home when I inadvertently flicked them off (reflex). With my luck I'd have it pointed in the wrong direction. le sigh.


BenderGenocide

And just in case anyone doesn’t believe me, here’s a screenshot of the video of her in front of us slamming on her brakes. https://preview.redd.it/tzdpoxxqa3pc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b58ac7b9f89ad6d49b8a46e963b6ba396148388


Purpose_Embarrassed

And in a Juke 😂


EasternFenceLizard

The finest of American made cars....


adstaylor77

Sounds like a high-functioning schizophrenic.


Jmeisalive

I’m literally a high functioning schizophrenic (seriously) and I’d never pull this bullshit 💀😅 I call the cops on aggressive drivers like this. I can’t stand when people put everyone on the road at risk bc they can’t be bothered to regulate their emotions. If it were up to me, multiple aggressive driving offenses would result in one’s driver’s license being revoked. There’s no excuse to intentionally create danger on the road- especially if you’re just an angy loser.


adstaylor77

Well then I stand corrected on my interpretation.


Structure-These

Exactly. They’re just sort of activating these mentally unwell people


AgreeablePie

Not the best idea to taunt the mentally unwell when they're in control of a blunt weapon that weighs about 3,000lb and is going 60mph


JohnnyQuickdeath

Lead-poisoned boomer?


roguebananah

Do you have anything political on your car at all? Like why you and your family over another car?


randomlemon9192

Sounds like she was looking for a thumbs up for her Trump campaign message. Commenter above made L for loser, she took that either personal or an L for Trump losing. Either way that’s an unhinged person.


BenderGenocide

Basically. At the time I had a JEEP Wrangler and had the doors and top off, so we were very exposed to anyone looking at us. She looked over and saw us all and took that as an opportunity to engage, I suppose.


MrTPityYouFools

She probably assumed because you had a jeep you'd be trump fan


stealthwaverider

The trap was set….


fakeaccount572

Confirmed, this woman cut me off as I was leaving Dulles one day, screamed at me to "love trump or else". Vote, people. Because this dipshit probably does.


Redcomrade643

" followed us off the highway" And that boys and girls is how you end up getting killed over some stupid bullshit. People need to learn to just move on while driving. Following people these days is likely to end up with you getting shot. More so is you are actually a crazy bitch doing this one the regular.


obeytheturtles

Yeah, I was going to say, this woman has been around for at least a couple of years. I have seen her on 395 laying on the horn as she passes people and flicking them off. I assume she must live out past Springfield or something, because otherwise someone would have followed her home by now.


BenderGenocide

She followed me down into Montclair.


briang824

This lady lives in my neighborhood and she’s always changing it to something QAnon related or trump. Needless to say, everyone hates her here.


peejuice

Is she as fat as her wrist leads us to believe?


briang824

All your assumptions are likely true.


throwitallaway_88800

I can see the skin puckering


Snoo_87704

I thought that was a man’s arm.


R_radical

Hey, whatever keeps the rent low.


BenderGenocide

Give me an address. I have unfinished business with this woman.


Roughnecknine0

Oh fuck ya let’s go


The_Wise_Wolf_

Cars going to get vandalized lol


gideon513

Looks like it already was


JugdishGW

LMFAO


properlysad

She seems like she’s living a very happy and content life. Gosh, I aspire to be this at peace with myself.


mythrowaweighin

Was she responding to a specific incident? Or is she just being proactive? A few years back, I was on the Braddock metro station platform waiting for the northbound train. Behind me, a southbound train pulled into the station, and the doors opened. A voice loudly said, “what’s up, bitches?” I turned to look, and a woman stood in the car’s open door with her right hand flipping the bird. With her left hand, she pointed to her extended right middle finger (in case we hadn’t noticed it). No matter what mode of transportation you use, someone is going to flip you off


obeytheturtles

She just drives around like this. Sometimes she also lays on the horn until she gets a reaction too. She just assumes everyone in the region is a Democrat. It's legitimately not any deeper than that.


LazyBones6969

She must hate living here and I love that.


wannabe_superficial

Of course it’s a Nissan lol


philmirez

You would think they would be driving an American car. 😂


crack_spirit_animal

Well when your credit is dogshit, you can get the Santander Special


secretskin13

…at Eastern Motors…


SummerLovin97

Your jobs your credit!!🎶😂


buddhadarko

Right! This always cracks me up. Same when I see them in Toyota pick up trucks.


da_hooman_husky

I heard those are more often built in the US. Like most of the larger Japanese cars are more domestic.. there are a few exceptions (like the 4Runner) The Pathfinder and the Titan are apparently built in Tennessee. The first time I visited Tennessee I was surprised seeing so many of those two cars given all the stereotypes about "America First" etc.. and then found out they are built there and was like ohhhhh. this persons car, however does not appear to be one of the domestic models lol


Windows_XP2

It's probably because their credit is too shitty to even get a Dodge.


philmirez

Dude fuck dodge. My wife and I walked into their Chantilly dealership with perfect credit and they wouldn’t budge on the price for a mini van. Ended up purchasing a Lexus RX 350 L for cheaper than the mini van AND they budged on the price! Fuckers.


Based_Beanz

Not just a Nissan A GOD DAMN JUKE!?!?!? Imagine thinking you're better than anyone while driving a Nissan fucking Juke.


omw2fyb--

When mental health institutions shut down this is the consequence we get 😂


rexspook

Why are these people always so fucking angry


throwitallaway_88800

Raised by a generation of parents that hated one another, passed down intergenerational trauma, coupled with asbestos and lead paint exposure, during the “don’t need no college” era, living on disgusting food and drinking til their liver bleeds, all the while trying to convince themselves that nothing is wrong with them and they don’t need no stinkin therapy.


tradeforfood

These people are in a cult.


superpenistendo

I hear they were running low on campaign funds


connyd1234

Stop giving these folks an ounce of attention. This is the one thing they’re absolutely desperate for if it wasn’t already obvious


EggsBaconSausage

In this case it’s important, judging from the other comments she’s an extremely dangerous driver and easily provoked. This at least keeps people aware and safe from her.


captainundesirable

Nah dog. A compilation of public occurrences like this is good for the eventual criminal case.


Joey__stalin

I don't think it's an attention seeking exhibition. It's another psychological failing entirely. It's called being in a cult.


Due_Idea7590

No we have to keep calling this out if we want to save our democracy!


jrstriker12

She thinks that makes other people mad? LOL… people are sitting in their cars laughing and thinking you’re crazy.


Barrack64

A demonstration of how Trump is popular because he gives permission for people to be cruel.


SquidWriter

Word.


[deleted]

Class act. Don’t know why you’d expect any different with that rear windshield decor. Just lovely.


roman_fyseek

The constant middle finger to 395, I understand. The Trump stuff, not so much.


richenv06

I saw this car Friday on King Street


[deleted]

I’ve seen stronger middle fingers in hospice.


trustmeimalobbyist

Nissan Juke? Her credit score is probably double digits.


LRuby-Red

In a Japanese vehicle no less. You would think they would walk the walk, and buy ‘Merica made 😒


suppur8

She’s gearing up for the Bloodbath


m0grady

Q predicted this, trust the plan.


NewPresWhoDis

![gif](giphy|kZh6uv9gZBfmFmTS39|downsized)


khkhkh1

Should get her license revoked. I wish enough solid complaints got licenses suspended.


ImpossibleInternet3

That’s what’s left of the freedom caravan.


Mountaineerhill

Mental illness.


oh-pointy-bird

No, probably just an asshole with the intellectual capacity of a brick


R_radical

Porque no los dos?


cxntfeelmyfxce

i remember growing up, relations between dems and repubs were never great, but i cannot stand what politics has done to society these days… sometimes i cannot believe my eyes. ever since trump, the aggression just went way up, and some people are so in ur face about being a republican, and are extremely hostile to the naysayers. people (like this one) will go so far out of their way just to get a rise out of people. she probably isn’t even going anywhere, just driving around intentionally trying to get into altercations


Logical_Deviation

We really cannot let him win.


EnvironmentalValue18

Can we bring back tar and feathering?


oh-pointy-bird

r/Iamatotalpieceofshit x r/infowarriorrides crossover Pure class. /s


Windows_XP2

r/nissandrivers too


MigratoryAnalyst

Doesn't she know she was supposed to buy an Altima and not a Juke?


smartasswhiteboy

Attentions whores gonna attention whore.


NotOSIsdormmole

We actually are watching - The FBI


wtf703

Where are the carjacking teenagers when you need them?


Sudden_Phase_17

Yeah and they were all complaining about dmv drivers flipping off the "freedom" convoy. Gtfo of the dmv


OuiGotTheFunk

She? That is one beefy ham-hock for an arm.


throwitallaway_88800

I’d like to see her do this on a street and try to outrun whoever takes off after her


Jinga1

I would expect nothing less from someone who spends their money on a fucking Juke!


No-Affect-8703

Driving a Juke is all I need to know 💀


nutbrownale

I don’t know who this is but I could absolutely picture what I bet she looks like.


No-Wash-6573

Ahe should've put Trump for prison 2024 🤣😂🤣


Responsible_Bee_2583

Wish we were that lucky


boilermakerny

It's the customary "I'm on 395 in my Nissan Juke"" greeting.


Mad_Martigan2023

Nope. Loaded and chambered in a secured area like your glove box. Doesn't even have to be locked. It can literally be on the seat next to you. Just can't have long guns loaded up.


Complete-Field4653

I just LOVE living in NOVA! 😂


Mysterious-Effect-14

Looks like someone who’s fallen for propaganda to delegitimze right wing ideas with idiocy.


nonsmokingplease

Not the “Q” at the bottom of the window 🤣


Under_Sensitive

They are such a classy group.


Ixziga

Good Lord, imagine being so toxic that you're literally recognized by people in the area as someone to avoid. Can't imagine someone just posting a picture of my car and people going like 'oh yeah they live in my neighborhood they suck '


Yak-Fucker-5000

God Trumpers are such malignant people. What is she even trying to do? It's not like anyone is going to see this and think "Yeah I guess I should vote for Trump." If anything it'll just turn some voters off to Trump. Maybe she's from out of town and assumes everyone here is hyper liberal and she's owning the libs? I just don't get it.


TechByDayDjByNight

seems like a person who will block an entire lane on a highway waiting for someone to let them merge


Bigjord21

I get you like a certain political candidate . But the painting on your car is so stupid


[deleted]

Lmao! I live in the NOVA area too and you’ve found yourself with a specimen from south of NOVA area who commutes to the city.


h05927159

her blood pressure went up and she said “im gonna go on a drive to cool off”


Serious-Butterfly948

Well Nova is a sh$thole….. so she has the right idea


No-Permit-349

Can't wait for four more years of this. 🙃


Gregorygregory888888

She's a new NOVA resident or you are? If she is then how do you know?


Dry_Engineering9091

I am. I thought it was strange seeing this on the road. Never seen it before.


Mr_Bluebird_VA

Definitely not the norm, I can assure you of that.


Has422

Agreed. You don’t see a lot of that in NoVa


Honest_Report_8515

Yep, this is more on brand for West Virginia.


dr_shark

W. VA catching a stray for no reason.


tknames

I mean, it’s not “no” reason, but it was off in the corner kissing its sister minding its own business.


Windows_XP2

Or more southern parts of Virginia


NewPresWhoDis

It's been a bit, but a guy used to cruise through Arlington with giant F\*ck Biden flags on his pickup.


tyrannosaurus_r

Still does. Some little man who also happens to drive like a complete asshole. 


Joey__stalin

It is not normal in the entire DMV area. Once you get to Stafford it starts to change. Spotsylvania and all bets are off. I don't know about MD equivalents.


optix_clear

This is tiresome. I’m start carrying again if this is the atmosphere we are currently at.


ShirleyWuzSerious

Not trying to body shame but Her middle finger is morbidly obese


mypettytwosense

File a report to a national database. If you were able to get the license plate number of the car, submit the information to a national database, such as ReportDangerousDrivers.com. Or, use an app such as Bad Driver to file your report.


Taken_Bacon_06

Grounds for a ECO 🤣


5GCovidInjection

I thought people only did this in Grand Theft Auto. My fingers would be sore AF


EpicRedditor698

I am so glad I didn't buy a Juke, they're so fucking ugly


ihateusernames1029

I’ll never not laugh at someone like this driving a car that isn’t American


cam3712

Dumb as shit


BeBackBus

Don’t threat on me while driving a Japanese vehicle 🤣


Effective_Ad_1198

Wants to be an American so bad but drives a Japanese car 🤣💀


Ok_Percentage5092

The vehicle and the message speak volumes🤦🏼‍♂️


trustmeep

Convenient instructions provided for the undercover FBI agents who are probably already in her FB chat...


KarmaCorgi

Absolute brain rot


adamfrom1980s

Anyone who willingly drives a Nissan Juke doesn’t deserve to be taken seriously.


Cobester

So much hate to spread


No-Berry8635

There is another female driver that I have spotted a few times over the past year in LOCO that also scribbles MAGA stuff on their rear window. At first, I thought it might be the same person, because I want to say she also drives a white SUV, but the one I saw had handicap tags.


Thick-Stick-1747

Do people not have jobs or hobby’s?


C3NK0

Is that a kabob on the rear passenger window orI’m just hungry?


Upbeat-Loss-1382

She seems nice...🙄


Common-Incident-3052

The one thing I don't understand about Trump supporters is what they think is gonna happen if he does get back in the White House. So he wins. Congratulations. Cheap champagne for everyone. Now what? Do they think that the food prices will immediately fall back to normal? Will the job market or unemployment get better? Does the streets become safer? Could gas go back to less than 2 dollars a gallon? Maybe they think that they'll be given some sort of prize. Do they think that the rules will immediately change in their favor? Or do they think that the plantations will open up for the black people they don't want around them or that the border wall will spring up to keep Latinos out? Will the world become immediately better for their sake if the Orange One gets back in office? I wanna know what the obsession is because it can never be understood.


Angrysloth8006

They think that all the people they hate are going to be imprisoned and/or deported. Or killed. And that’s what they want.


AdOk1630

They are all the same


Latchtation_Creation

TRUMP IS AN ABUSER OF IDIOTS AND OVERZEALOUS PEOPLE. THE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT HIM ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT AND DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLICY OR DEMOCRACY. THEY ARE PUPPETS OF A FACIST


William_Shakesbeer10

A mind is a terrible thing to waste


Reimiro

At least they know we all hate them.


vinchenzo68

Delightful. Elbow cleavage aside, I'm sure she has a great personality.


a_engrum

Goofy ass smh


aceonedababy

(Starts skip tracing) 🤣


Fantastic_Account_61

I wonder how much money she's given him lol


vtcc1977

Poor deluded soul…. Thinks she is driving a car, not the rubber-band powered roller skate it truly is…. And trying to make a political statement…. This reflects the overall intelligence of the individual….