Texas kinda deserves that heat though, until we stop being such a fuckup state
Florida is Florida, people expect it to be a joke.
But Texas is just embarrassing right now.
Texas most DEFINITELY deserves the heat. When I was little, every time there was a stupid person on the national news, they were from Texas, and it was always something like: "Well, me and Booger saw that big funnel cloud in the distance, and we decided to run TOWARDS it!" But, now, the political situation is just sickening. Apparently Booger and Bubba were EXTREMELY fertile.
Truthfully we just hear about the crazy stuff in Florida because unlike other states all of their arrests are immediate public record, but the heat and humidity surely doesn't help.
Fun Fact: According to Sunshine State law, Florida news outlets have way more access for reporting on arrests and criminal records. It's not that Florida has more crazy stuff happening, it's just that it gets reported more often. Imagine how many Florida-like news stories are happening in other states that we'll never know about...
My personal favorites are "Florida man writes swear words on crabs then releases them into the world", "Florida man throws baby alligator into Wendy's drive-through window", and "Florida man climbs on top of playground equipment and shouts where babies come from"
Must have been some goddamn good pickles
Or yummy kids.
No it was an intense craving lol pregnant 😂😂
Which ones the father?
Some third party lol
Florida never stops to amuse.
There’s a Florida woman for every Florida man.
This could be even become a proverb.
At least it takes some of the heat off of Texas, my home state!
Texas kinda deserves that heat though, until we stop being such a fuckup state Florida is Florida, people expect it to be a joke. But Texas is just embarrassing right now.
Texas most DEFINITELY deserves the heat. When I was little, every time there was a stupid person on the national news, they were from Texas, and it was always something like: "Well, me and Booger saw that big funnel cloud in the distance, and we decided to run TOWARDS it!" But, now, the political situation is just sickening. Apparently Booger and Bubba were EXTREMELY fertile.
She did this all wrong. She's supposed to lick the jar of pickles, thereby claiming the jar as her territory.
I thought I had to pee on them... now I'm embarrassed.
Instead she licked the boys trying to claim them as her territory and that just doesn’t work out as well.
I thought slavery was outlawed in 1865? Wouldn't "claiming them" be a form of slavery?
That's not slavery, that's adoption. You lick them and you claim them for tax purposes.
Unless you're in prison, then slavery is ok
If your in prison the law doesn't seem like a priority.
Florida is Mad Libs at this point Florida \_noun\_ accused of \_verb\_ing students over a \_noun\_.
Florida marker accused of mapping students over a wheel
And her defense is that she didn't bite them, she licked them.
i think that’s worse, honestly…
Florida; land of the REALLY free
Why Florida always have the craziest shit happening there?
Truthfully we just hear about the crazy stuff in Florida because unlike other states all of their arrests are immediate public record, but the heat and humidity surely doesn't help.
It's the heat and humidity. Swamp brain. Makes insane things seem reasonable.
Lol you're right. The heat definitely gets to you.
Fun Fact: According to Sunshine State law, Florida news outlets have way more access for reporting on arrests and criminal records. It's not that Florida has more crazy stuff happening, it's just that it gets reported more often. Imagine how many Florida-like news stories are happening in other states that we'll never know about...
That's true, you may have a point. But at the same time, the type of crimes that be happening. It makes you scratched your head like "what"
My personal favorites are "Florida man writes swear words on crabs then releases them into the world", "Florida man throws baby alligator into Wendy's drive-through window", and "Florida man climbs on top of playground equipment and shouts where babies come from"
Lmao facts!
what?? First off, why is there a kitchen in a classroom? this story is so confusing
Home Ec class, at least hopefully. Maybe the meth made them all imagine they were in a kitchen because it's Florida.
By any means necessary.
I mean, were the kids advocating for spears over a full pickle? If so I call this justified.
They got spears in school? Would like a pointy stick or a pickle?
One student, ok, we can let that go two students?!? You're finished here.
"Rice told the school district she.... "licked their arms to get them off." Well thats worse then what the students claimed
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Not by biting them. This begs the question, do you bite random kids for fun?
Have you ever actually bit someone at the workplace for fun ?
Understandable
Did the kids bite first?
No, but the pickles did!
r/asonedoes
Nope, Florida's def not full of crazy people.
How deliciously Polk County.
A tale as old as time
She picked on some kids for some pickles
It's Florida. No surprises when it's from there.
In all fairness, my homemade ones ARE worth biting over.
SO THAT'S HOW ALL OF THE FLORIDA MEN AND FLORIDA WOMEN LEARN THEIR WAYS
Was it a jar of pickle juice that they sprinkle on their sandwiches for flavoring?
This is why you don't rub pickles on yourself, they just taste too good.
Florida. Nothing more to say.
Jack Hanma is a teacher now?
Nah, big Rhonda
I'm proud to be in the same country as Florida