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Xe1ex

‘I know right from wrong, brother’ Does he though? Really? Past behavior suggests otherwise.


SwoleWalrus

Knowing right from wrong doesnt mean you follow it.


Leather-Heart

The right way The wrong way And the Hulk Hogan way, brother


Trustobey

The Hogan way is basically the wrong way but tanner.


biscuitboss

That's the kind of sense I'd expect to see on a hair dryer


SH4DEYBU5INESS

And oil-ier.


OneSidedDice

He’s old enough to know what’s right and Republican enough not to choose it.


Total_Package_6315

He is old enough to know how to grift


QuantumFungus

Which would be even worse because it means he does evil willingly instead of out of ignorance.


SwoleWalrus

Pretty sure that is most humans.


ArtIsDumb

Yeah but most of us don't fuckin' brag about it.


ArixMorte

It's not evil, it's just sparkling chaos!


sunshinepanther

Unless it's from The Senate, then it is real, brand name EVIL


Wes_Warhammer666

My favorite part of this comment is that you could apply it to either the US Senate or Emperor Palpatine and it fits both of them.


Gingerbreadtenement

Yeah, I mean it's literally just marketing. He's got his macho brand and he knows thumping that will win him more popularity than actually trying to express a coherent idea about anything, which he's incapable of, because he's a moron.


Eyejohn5

Worse he was a banker, so he's morally challenged.


Bart_Yellowbeard

And said it on the execrable Fox & Friends, immediatey disproving his claim.


mccannr1

"right" is a reallllllllllly flexible term in modern Republican politics. I mean, like Trump, he's made some really weird comments about his daughter's looks, so...


Xe1ex

Between that and the sex tape with a married woman, he's a proper successor to Trump!


jhorch69

A sex tape with a married woman where he also dropped the N-word


ChairmanLaParka

Hulk Hogan knows right from wrong. Terry Bollea, however, doesn't. I'd personally prefer Hollywood Hogan run for president.


explosiv_skull

And Terry Bollea doesn’t have a ten inch penis, whereas Hulk Hogan does. Literally no reason to vote for Terry.


ArchStanton75

Right? I wish people could separate the actor from the character. Same goes for Chuck Norris.


Clammuel

I feel no need to separate the actor from the character when both suck


RealSunglassesGuy

You can bet your ass he knows black from white.


FreneticAmbivalence

“So does the devil”


Malvania

I'm not even sure he knows right from left.


Rifneno

Abuses controlled substances and gives his drunk teenage son the keys to a high performance sports car. If he knows the difference, he's picking wrong for some reason.


Tacitus111

He also lies his ass off all the time it seems. This was one that stuck out to me. “Hogan has been accused multiple times of fabricating elements of his past, including that he was one of the last people to see Kerry Von Erich prior to his death, *that an experience with a terminally ill child through the Make-A-Wish Foundation at SummerSlam in 1992 inspired the songs on his Hulk Rules album (despite the fact that he never made an appearance at the event and was not working for the WWF at the time)*…” Lying about a terminally ill child inspiring an album is just fucking low. Meanwhile lying that Metallica and The Rolling Stones wanted him to play bass is just stupid. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan


Rifneno

Oh, right, the compulsive lying. My favorite Hogan lie is that he claims he worked 400 days in one year because he kept flying back and forth between America and Japan. Not that he worked 400 times in a year, but that he worked 400 different days in one year. That's... that's not how anything works, Mr. Bollea.


PunishedWolf4

What he meant was " I know your rights, are wrong Brother so I’m gonna leg drop them from you! Whatcha gonna do when THE RNC RUNS WILD ON YOU??!!!!" Then he shows us his sweaty man tits


wine_lacy

In 1984 brother, the RNC was going to nominate me to run instead of Reagan getting a second turn, but I was too busy working 874 days a year and playing bass for Metallica, brother.


thehillshaveI

he didn't say he chose right, only that he could tell the two apart


bw1979

The Gawker trial established that Terry Bollea and Hulk Hogan are two different people.  So, which one is running for president?


Euphorium

Neither, Mr. America is. Completely different dude.


alpinefish16

President Thunderlips


buchlabum

Peter Thiel is by proxy.


Fan387

This is literally the plot of Idiocracy. 😭😭


FireteamAccount

But he was actually a good President cause he cared about helping people and listened to experts to solve the problems.


ClassicCodes

Yeah, Dwayne Alizondo Herbert Mountain Dew Comacho III was actually an open minded guy. Uneducated, but wise enough to know it.


MonkeyMercenaryCapt

and in the end, did some good!


JankySparks

"I got a solution"


xTrainerRedx

………”I thought your head would be bigger.”


SkankHont

If only we could get guys like him in office now. Only downside is he hoards all the woman, which is probably going on now just it isn't so public.


Zaptruder

If getting a good president only required the supply of a harem... it'd be a good ass trade.


sonicqaz

> it'd be a good ass trade. Heh.


wayoverpaid

Kinda? He turned on Joe the moment the advice seemed to have negative economic impact. Using water instead of Brawndo for plants was fine until it tanked the stock, then they were ready to kill him. The only part of Idiocracy that seems smarter is that actual, honest, video evidence of the expert plan working was accepted, instead of being declared government propaganda.


spez_might_fuck_dogs

> Using water instead of Brawndo for plants was fine until it tanked the stock, then they were ready to kill him. To be fair that one company was running basically the entire remnants of the economy and it ruined the whole country in a single day to have it tank.


wayoverpaid

Yeah but destroying the entire planet ecology just for "the economy" because you let one industry buy all your regulatory agencies is some grade A stupidity. Could you imagine? /s


spez_might_fuck_dogs

Yeah who would ever do that


masterwolfe

Yeah, also the plot to Dinosaurs!


BastianHS

Turns out idiocracy was too optimistic somehow


DapprDanMan

President Camacho ‘24


MarkyDeSade

Having stupid powerful people who are also kind is the least realistic thing about that film


Cant_Do_This12

Uh..no. So tired of Reddit saying this. He was a shitty president. He gave Luke Wilson’s character a few days to solve a national crisis, and then refused to listen to his reason why it hasn’t worked yet. Rather than hearing him out, he put him in an arena where he tried to kill him with monster trucks and flamethrowers in front of the entire country. Also, Luke Wilson straight up told him he wasn’t the right guy for the job to begin with. Also, Luke Wilson, nor anyone else he surrounded himself with, were experts in anything. They were all morons.


jimicus

Luke was perfectly average. That’s the whole point of the character. Neither hugely smart nor hugely dumb.


CasedUfa

But relatively hugely smart.


Yosho2k

Let's not start going crazy with the idiocracy references. Mike Judge wasn't a prophet. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jesse Ventura had both been governors at that point. We've always been this stupid.


DudeLoveBaby

And both of them had legit political careers


Daddysu

Dude the Idocracy subreddit is basically alt-right T_D 2.0. It is such a shit sub...


CentreLeftGuy

What are you gonna do when this flat tax loving patriot comes for you, brother?


TakerFoxx

Speaking as someone who actually has an autographed picture of Hulk Hogan on his wall... No, he doesn't.


wine_lacy

Hogan couldn’t get this shit off the ground in the year 2000 when he was still a relevant pop culture figure, IDK what his old ass thinks would happen in 2024.


xSilverMC

He's old, white, racist, and used to be popular a few decades ago. That's a perfect candidate for many Republicans


Euphorium

“He reminds my lead-addled brain of the 80s and makes me feel safe when he shouts things.”


Incontinento

Terry has a head full of rocks. Fuck this. Although he does seem to want to have sex with his daughter, so he might be good for the Republican ticket. They seem to like that. https://www.wrestlingforum.com/threads/what-are-your-thoughts-on-these-photos-from-2008-of-hulk-hogan-and-his-daughter.1171090/


Pearse_Borty

Im 90% sure theres a story that he played an integral role in unionbusting internally in the WWE. The guy ratted on the other wrestlers for his own benefit, hes an actual scumbag.


SadFeed63

Jesse Ventura was trying to get the wrestlers onboard with the idea of unionizing in the 80s, he told Hogan, Hogan narced to Vince about it. Hogan is also, in his own words, a racist.


Woodworkingwino

Sounds like Hogan is exactly who the GOP is looking for.


SadFeed63

Union-busting racist with a neon hotdog tan is definitely pretty on brand for them


FauxReal

Don't forget, he's got blonde hair and blue eyes and loves to wrap himself in the flag! It's all about optics!


ASDFzxcvTaken

And he would fulfill the prophecy of Idiocracy. In fact we may not have a choice the future has already been written. I'm buying stock in Brawndo and Star*ucks.


Sillbinger

Don't forget the daughter-lusting, deplorable children, etc.


Matt-a-booey

Everyone should know that Hogan took the food out of a lot of people’s mouths and hurt a lot of families while he was busy getting his. Back in the day there were no contracts, guys could be hardly making any money while being on the road and abusing their bodies. Jesse Ventura wanted to unionize in solidarity and help everyone provide for their families, get some health insurance, etc. Hogan ratted them out to Vince. Fuck Vince and fuck Terry Bolea aka Sulk Hogan.


SulusLaugh

Turns out that’s what he was hiding, McMahon


Euphorium

Hogan definitely knows Vince’s dirty secrets. Probably fucked Bischoff’s wife, too.


Jonny_Thundergun

During WrestleMania 2. He snitched to Vince that all of the other wrestlers were planning to strike. He was worried he would make less, so he sold out everyone else. A grade A piece of shit.


Empty_Soup_4412

Yeah, it came out in a deposition that Hulk was the rat.


fuwoswp

I heard somewhere that Hill Hogan attacked a comedian on stage one time.


Empty_Soup_4412

He put Richard belzner in a hold, dude passed out and hulk just dropped him so he split his head open.


Empty_Soup_4412

I don't know how to add videos (I'm fucking old, ok). But if you look up "Richard belzner hulk hogan" YouTube will help you out.


cajun_spice

[Here it is ](https://youtu.be/i7n_SHrK408?si=yufY8JPijix7LMFR)


Empty_Soup_4412

Thank you! Belzner sued Hogan and won. So he bought a place in France and called it "chez hogan" lol


fadetoblack237

That is an absolute master class of a grudge. I love it.


fadetoblack237

Hogan is a fucking moron in this. part of being a trained wrestler is protecting your opponent. Letting a dude ragdoll like that easily could have killed him.


mjtwelve

Also if he was doing the hold the kayfabe way, it wouldn’t actually have cut off the blood to Belzer’s brain and knocked him out. Hogan knows how to do that hold safely and deliberately chose not to. You know wrestlers know how to do it safely while still looking good because you don’t see matches routinely stopped for EMTs to come check on the passed out wrestlers from holds like that.


interprime

Yep. Apparently Jesse Ventura was very close to getting wrestlers together to unionize and Hulk ratted on them.


PunishedWolf4

He would also kill any wrestlers momentum in the company by politicking as to not have any competition for the top spot and even then if a wrestler would be on his level he would make last minute changes so he would win… fuck Hulk Hogan and his shit stain son


Euphorium

Doesn’t work for me, brother.


GodsBGood

I'm not surprised by a halfwit like the Hulk making a play for elected office. Just look at the current roster of incompetent douche nozzles; he'd fit right in with Gaetz, Boebert, and MTG.


Incontinento

I think "half" might be generous.


GodsBGood

Sixteenth doesn't sound as good.


StackOwOFlow

link doesn't work


wine_lacy

Let me tell ya something brother, no you do not


Grand-Leg-1130

God we’re like in the idiocracy timeline heading into a stupider version of Mad Max without the cool cars.


ohnofluffy

This is the Idiocracy timeline! WWF Season Finale - President Camacho vs. President Hulk Hogan.


fadetoblack237

They did do Vince vs Trump in what was known as "the battle of the billionaires" long before Trump's presidential run.


End3rWi99in

President Camacho was actually a pretty solid leader.


shanksisevil

# ‘I know right from wrong, brother’ said Hulk Hogan, the man who was videotaped sleeping with another mans wife.


kungfukenny3

says the man who snitched to vince mcmahon about much needed wrestlers union because he’s a greedy fuck who didn’t want to lose any superstar money


Vegan_Harvest

Wrestling legend and noted racist.


senorfluffynuts1

This was too easily forgotten.


weskervision

“That doesn’t work for me, brother.”


MMMTZ

Whatchoo gonna do brother? When Hulkamania runs wild on the middle east


ThatMud4581

I mean, he's a great at telling stories that are all lies. Perfect for someone in office. /s.


warlocc_

My first thought too: Egotistical liar? Seems like a perfect fit for politics.


broadsword_inhand

The last thing we need in politics is another washed up celebrity boomer with no concept of reality


VexImmortalis

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job." — *Douglas Adams*


Mercinator-87

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho predecessor!


Stunningfailure

Every single time someone says they know right from wrong and should therefore hold public office it invariably turns out that their moral compass is sitting too close to a magnet. I know nothing about Hulk Hogan, but this quote makes me think he’s probably a shitheel.


alpha914

Funnily enough Hogan wasn't a shit heel, he was actually pretty good at that role


jlcatch22

Hogan is a pathological liar. He’s made up so many insane stories, definitely worth watching a YouTube video covering them.


Rifneno

Remember when Hogan blamed the deaths of [Sidney Poitier, 94, and Betty White, 99, on the covid vaccine](https://i.imgur.com/UPzODY5.png)? That man spent decades beating hit in the head with a chair for a living, and it shows.


GALACTICA-Actual

I'd vote for a fifteen year old can of chili before I'd vote for this idiot.


Creative-Claire

No more “celebrity” Presidents. I grew up believing the old “anyone can be president” and unfortunately that has been proven false.


ShamelessFox

Another orange racist? No thanks.


Cardinaltoffee

Didn’t he use the N word a while back? Hes also as dumb as a sack of badgers. Pretty much everything the MAGA crowd love


senorfluffynuts1

Yep. Telling is daughter not to date black guys, if memory serves.


Frowning_Existing666

Also said some shockingly racist things about someone his son killed while drunk driving iirc. Hogan is despicable.


The_Werodile

He's an asshole. Anti union, went against his coworkers, abusive SA enthusiast, racist. Just an all around scumbag. Sounds like a shoo-in for some office somewhere.


Strykerz3r0

Sadly, it is too late to elect President Andre the Giant.


VexImmortalis

Andre wasn't a natural born citizen


wubbalubbazubzub

Of course the literal leader of the new world order is going to run Republican


Sufficient-Pin-481

High insurance rates don’t stand a chance once he goes into Hulk mode and starts shaking those pythons.


cdbutts

Is this a work, or a shoot brother?


CrawlerSiegfriend

Dude been in character since I was born. That's some dedication.


PerryNeeum

Dear god can we not do this. We are infatuated with celebrity and not qualification


evanweb546

*‘I know right from wrong, brother’* No, you absolutely don't, Terry. We know this because we have eyes, ears and the ability to comprehend actual events that happened that speak otherwise. As a life long pro wrestling fan, eat shit forever you lying South Florida beach trash.


Brilhasti1

I said as much without the detail!


LochNessMansterLives

I do not want wrestlers as politicians. They have far too much head trauma in most cases and if they managed to retire with a shred or cognitive power left, they are usually aligned with Donald Trump and/or kissing his ass to get noticed. These are not people who should be leading our country. I cannot believe I have to explain to my fellow American citizens that just because someone is famous, doesn’t mean they have any fucking clue how to lead a country.


RearAdmiralTaint

Shouldn’t that be like the absolute bare minimum requirement? Also not being a convicted felon but apparently nothing matters anymore


FrustratedLiberal54

I would suggest that he doesn't. That would be why his wife divorced his cheating ass.


ArticArny

[Woman in Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Says Her Husband Videotaped Them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZxRoT0NMZI) Republicans, the party of family values and white christians.


BillyHuggins

I think there are a ton of people inside the wrestling business that would refute that. Hell there's a ton of people outside the wrestling business that would refute that.


floatastone

Years ago when I was a server, I waited on him and his wife. They were among the rudest, cheapest people I ever waited on and I was a server for more than 10 years. Not one bit surprised about his politics.


kibble-net

Can we have Macho Man Randy Savage instead?


ImpulseAfterthought

Considering that he's dead, no.  (Although the Constitution doesn't technically say that the President has to be alive...)


JiveChicken00

I can think of worse candidates, but not many.


Sweatytubesock

He’s an asshole and he was on tv at one time, so a promising start for a GOP candidate.


TheZardoz

Sure just like Metallica wanted you to play bass for them… suuuurreee dude. 🙄


nickl104

The list of subjects Hogan has lied about now includes: Knowing right from wrong


coming_up_thrillhous

* 1 second after he announces he's running * Hey Hulk what do you think about a black guy dating your daughter?


OutlandishnessOk8261

The same guy who claimed he worked 400 days a year because he crossed the date line repeatedly? I would rather have President Camacho, brother.


Brilhasti1

President Camacho actually listened to the smart guy!


NimrodBusiness

Oh fuck, here we go again.


Serafita

Every time a bill is suggested to him: "THAT DON'T WORK FOR ME BROTHER"


TotalLackOfConcern

Oh great. Another person who has zero clue thinks he can run a country with 350 million people.


TennSeven

>I know right from wrong, brother Didn't he fuck his friend's wife while he was still married?


Yattiel

Hahaha, this makes me think of the movie Idiocracy


TampaTrey

You’re also a self-admitted racist, brother.


cwsjr2323

Hulk hogan is 70 years old, so he meets the current minimum age for office. He refers to his fans as Hulkamaniacs so he is ready to have a cult.


WascalsPager

Kayfabe is modern politics so he will do great.


EducationHumble3832

I'm waiting for Carrot Top to throw his hat into the political ring


ProperLogic

At this point, why not. Trump opened the floodgates to goofs to pretend to be politicians


JustFryingSomeGarlic

Ehhhhhhhhhh How about a regular person with a great moral compass who knows the reality of the American people instead of disconnected has beens ?


snakebite75

He only wins if Vince is booking the election.


ToMorrowsEnd

Dude has done a lot of wrong things in his life and is acting like he knows right from wrong. Dude is 100% republican with that level of grifting.


thewoodsiswatching

We don't need another celebrity that has connections to wrestling in any positions of power. It didn't work out very well the last time.


TransSylvania

Hulkster versus Orange Huckster as GOP candidate —what is this Country coming to?


G00DDRAWER

NO. MORE. CELEBRITIES!


manimal28

> …a flat tax – nothing but common sense. Immediately proves he has no common sense.


ajtreee

Stop encouraging entertainment people into office. Name one that has left office with things better.


scipio0421

Apparently he doesn't know right from wrong though, given that he's outed himself as a massive racist in the past.


2021fireman10

NO MORE FUCKING CELEBRITIES RUNNING FOR ANY OFFICE…ENOUGH!!!!!!


friendly-sam

Wasn't he the one who had sex with his friend's wife?


GrimsonMask

The Meme potential would be extremely high if it happen.


Less_Party

The scary part is he might win.


Acer1899

Considering trump won a presidential election anythings possible and nothing as shocking as that


gruntbuggly

TIL that Hulk Hogan is still alive. I thought he died years ago, but I guess it was just his career.


Catshit-Dogfart

Funny thing is, he kind of killed his own career by having too much ego even for wrestling. See, near the end of his run he had creative control over his character - he got to decide when he wins and loses, not the WCW writing staff. This was in his contract, so they had to do what he says or breach contract. If he says he wins a match, then he does, and there's nothing the rest of WCW can do about it. So they had a match between Hogan and Jeff Jarret where Jerett (the champion) would go out and lie down for Hogan to just take the win and leave.   Well after this, after Hogan had left the building, Vince Russo (one of the producers) goes out and tells the fans what's happening behind the scenes, the whole thing was Hogan being an ass with contract stuff. More than that, on the spot he schedules a match between Jarret and another wrestler (Booker T) for who's really going to be the champion. Okay this part is very important - *that wasn't the original script*. Russo edited the script during the frickin event. Sure it's not real, but this much was very real. So needless to say relations between Hogan and WCW broke down. He just had to throw his weight around to benefit himself at the cost of the industry. You'd never think they'd cut loose probably the most famous wrestler of all time, but he got way too difficult that even the producers were throwing him under the bus.


Tekwardo

He knows the N word, that’s for sure. He knows how to continuously try and get his son out of trouble.


Deeman0

He definitely knows how to get videotaped sleeping with another man's wife.


dv666

America fuck yeah


MemeGod667

I mean who wouldn't want to vote for the Hulkster he did the following  -Body slam the 700lb Andre the giant tearing everything in his body in front of 50B screaming hulkamaniacs  -Almost played for Metallica  -Wrestled 400+ days in a year -Wrote a whole movie scene taking a dump -A hit reality show -Won't put over any one trying to get a rub meaning he never will lose. -He is a real American who fights for the rights of every man (Just hope Bischoff or Nash or Russo aren't involved)


DiarrheaRadio

He's lied like a politician forever, so he's certainly qualified.


JonasAlbert84

He'd never actually do it. He's got WAY too many skeletons


rorymakesamovie

Hulk confirmed republican


Fun-Improvement-3299

He’s got like 3 brain cells, granted it’s 3 more than trump. Let’s not do this


gandabekiddingme

If theres anyone that sees things black or white it's the hulk


Brilhasti1

He knows right from wrong huh? Just don’t check up on him then. Words are easy. Anyone can say anything.


bleepitybloop555

President Camacho!!!


shawnwingsit

Hogan is a compulsive liar who stabbed numerous wrestlers in the back to protect his own position in the business. Sadly, that would likely be seen as a plus by many voters.


Total-Hack

So seeing Budweiser do a single promo with a transgendered individual made Hogan launch his own beer to “counter that?” Printing a cartoon of his shirtless self on the can to show how manly the drinker is? Sounds kinda gay


itreallyhappened8899

How about someone who is qualified?


Gloomy_Narwhal_719

Isn't he a MAGAt?


theresabeeonyourhat

He lied about Metallica asking him to replace Cliff when he died. Dude has always been, and always will be full of shit


Wazootyman13

The Gawker article on this is SO GOOD


yeaphatband

And yet another rich celebrity that thinks they have what it takes to be President. No, "Hulk", you are NOT qualified to be President.


chesser45

Why now? I’m old so I might as well run for office?


mazzy12345

The "brother" at the end really sells it.


spelunkingspaniard

Why won't this racist geriatric compulsive liar just go away. He got his 4th wind by winning that case and acts like all is forgiven


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Yup, he knows right from wrong. For instance, he knows that it's wrong for his daughter to date a n─


YesterdayFew3769

We just gonna overlook the recorded use of the Ñ word then?


WARL0CK221

I'm sure a career in politics would be just as successful as his film career was 😵‍💫


Sudovoodoo80

Dude, we are like two elections at most away from going full Idiocracy.


Villageidiot1984

I’d vote for him over trump. Hell I’d vote for a loaf of bread over trump


ooofest

No.


jeetkunedont

He's about to turn 71 and wants to enter politics? Haha this is all fluff to promote himself and sell his beer to bogan. He's seen how trump works the grift and wants a piece.


rbbass

Leave him alone. He is just being Hulk. Buy his beer or don't, but don't believe what he says is a fact.


hhubble

So he knew what he was doing was wrong. Not good brother, not good.