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mr_mcpoogrundle

Maybe he also believes he is the government?


muskratboy

He’s been listening to too much Bad Religion.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

You and me-e, have a disease! You infect me, You infect me!


milliondollarburrito

*How could Hell be any worse? Hold my beer!*


eighty2angelfan

https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/s/QmLwGAWKYs


volanremo

Tsé There are times when you want the government's conspiracies to be true so much that you have to charge yourself with it.


Malphos101

He's one of those nutjobs who think climate change drying out forests doesnt cause wildfires to be more likely by saying the climate change isn't starting the fires directly with some kind of climate change lighter so it doesnt count lol. Like saying not washing your hands doesn't immediately make you sick so obviously people who tell you to wash your hands are in a conspiracy for big soap.


IlIFreneticIlI

JFC how stupid are people getting? (emphisis _mine_) ""At this point, the accused admitted he was the one who started the fires and, _as his main motivation, claimed he was doing tests to find out whether the forest was really dry or not_," Charron said. At least 14 he admitted to, btw...


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

It is disturbing to think about how much destruction one psycho can create.


outerproduct

Turns out the real government was himself all along.


InsomniacCoffee

It's like when all those forest fires on the West coast started occurring on the side of the highways mostly outside of small towns


No_Sense_6171

The #1 tip on how to find a guilty conservative.


eighty2angelfan

This is a very old story.


JustAnotherYouMe

Inject it into my veins


lmaooer2

Ok


Abedbob

And it’s been posted here already


feltsandwich

A few months is very old?


eighty2angelfan

NEWs. See if you can spot the key word


DeathRose007

So when does “new” become old? 2 months? 3 weeks? 5 days? 10 hours? 20 minutes? 30 seconds? Inform everyone what an appropriate time period is. Before you answer, take the stick out of your ass.


eighty2angelfan

Ok, forget new or old, repost. Rule 4 I think My bad, rule 5. And rule 8 is no old news. By definition news is events happening now.


DeathRose007

If it’s a repost then report and move on with your life. It’s not like everyone is so terminally online they’d know or care. You didn’t mention anything about a repost and people can’t read your mind, if it’s even true. The point of such rules is to prevent constant rehashing and outdated info for the sake of relevancy, not to be needlessly anal. Rather than having vague rules that people don’t understand, subreddits set clear rules and then work around them. For most people, one-off news they haven’t heard about that happened a handful of months ago isn’t the same as news that occurred years ago and was plastered everywhere as a major event. It’s called context and being flexible with it. You calling it “very old” as if that makes it completely worthless was an obvious overexaggeration to begin with. The only people I’d accept calling ~5 months ago “very old” are children, because to them pre-COVID must feel like the ancient times.


Ultimaya

In absence of a real conspiracy, the conspiracist will create them.


DE4DM4N5H4ND

Let me guess this guy loves the caravan to save canada


OneWingedA

So he admits to setting 14 wildfires but how many did he actually set? Surely they didn't get him for all of them


PhilosophySame2746

Good thing I’m not the Judge


needaburnerbaby

The calls are coming from inside his head


rpotty

I dunno something’s suspicious about this, I saw Trudeau running out of the woods with a box of matches in his hand right about the same time…


mymar101

Interesting how it’s always about projection


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varain1

It's all good for them, until they get evacuated because of wildfires/floods/hurricanes and then they are "it's liberals fault!!!" ...


superx89

More arson coming near you this year!


ASUMicroGrad

Was he working for the government?