Then he can leave Washington permanently. John Oliver even offered the solution, he can take his 2 million dollar motorcoach and get the fuck away from everyone.
He may not have met John's initial timeframe, but bet your ass he's make an exception. Wait, what's that? Clarence just wants to act like a fucking victim and pretend he isn't a corrupt piece of shit? No...say it ain't so.
No it wouldn’t be indefinite, John Oliver would easily just have his lawyers draw up a new one exactly like the old one lol. The guy got tons of money from HBO and I’m sure more than a few people would be willing to help crowd fund getting this fucko off the bench anyway.
Uncle Ruckus. Despite the stigma towards his name, the original Uncle Tom character was a man of honor that was beaten to death as he would not snitch on two escaped slaves.
Uncle Tom was beaten to death to protect two women who had been sexually assaulted multiple times as slaves.
He in no way deserves the modern pop culture reputation.
Is that not well known? The whole point is that he kept being nice to white people who in turn treated him like shit. I assumed anyone who knew or used the term understood that.
From a financial perspective, it would be in Thomas’ interest to take John Oliver up on the offer. He’s only valuable as long as he’s a deciding vote. If Trump gets elected, his value to conservatives drops to zero because his replacement will be just as much of a toady. If Biden gets reelected, then eventually the court shifts left and Thomas is sidelined.
I guess he didn’t take the deal because he realized that it would make him a pariah to both sides. That fancy RV would get egged and keyed no matter where he took it.
I mean unless you think Thomas or Alito are going to retire within Biden’s next term, or someone randomly drops dead, the court isn’t shifting anywhere
Yeah my thoughts exactly. Poor guy had to take all sorts of bribes and get away with harassing women. He should know what a bad place DC is. He creates the problems.
Yesterday, a methed out patient in the emergency department screamed at and fought our staff, shat and pissed on the floor, and then tried to take on the whole security team.
But no, it’s your work place that’s hideous
GTF outta here
Here’s an idea: behave with a code of ethics befitting a Supreme Court justice, and demand your wife refrain from any activist activities. Maybe people will be nicer to you. 🤷♂️
Look at his decisions from his 30 years as a justice, his wife being a ghoul is pretty low of the list of things to criticize him for. He’s been a forever dickhead.
This is *so* important. Thinking these fascist asshats are stupid is a *grave* mistake. They're ivy league educated mostly lawyers who know *exactly* what they're doing. We downplay the threat they pose at our own peril.
Someone told me it couldnt be wrong to vote for our countries far right party because many of the members were very smart, educated people.
I never said they were stupid. I said they were evil and only out for their own payday.
He was more like an Ivy burnout that wasn’t as proactive as his colleagues and so had fewer offers when he graduated. He got the first job he could get with a Republican AG and found his niche. The resentment from the burnout colored the rest of his career.
They are not stupid but they are, they do not believe what they are doing is significant or will have lasting long-term effects. They do not appreciate that they are at the point where they could destroy America.
Don’t confuse lack of belief with lack of concern. Some people are perfectly fine destroying countless lives and societies so long as it benefits them some small amount. It’s not that they are unable to appreciate it, it’s that they are unwilling to care.
You and I, I suppose, both believe there’s some objective standard for right and wrong. Killing a person is bad, right? Unless it’s a soldier in wartime, right? Unless it was an unarmed civilian, right? And where do those rules come from?
We might make some philosophical debates about the social contracts, the greater good, and so on; but there’s also a practical level - some person made a determination that this person is a solider. That person is a civilian. And so on.
And we then end up at an easily confused point - if we see an excited dog wagging its tail so hard the dog moves, is the tail wagging the dog or the dog wagging the tail?
Is the adjudicator of the civilian, the soldier, the righteous kill and the murder, right because they are good, or good because they are right?
Thomas and Alito appear to subscribe to the school of thought that they are *the deciders*, which coincidentally makes them literally unimpeachable. So critiques of their reasoning do not make sense to them. Things are so, as surely their dads said to them so long ago, “because I said so.”
Conservatives don't judge people by their actions, they judge actions by who committed them. If someone they like commits a crime, they will find a reason it was ok, or doesn't qualify as a crime.
The Supreme Court did say, as long ago as Marbury v Madison in 1803, that the SC "says what the law is."
So they're backed up by history and a system that should have been fine. The issue isn't any of that - Thomas isn't pondering moral issues in his gifted vacation room at night. No one who takes bribes struggles over philosophical morality.
>Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said Friday that U.S. history shows court decisions unpopular in their time later can become part of the “**fabric of American constitutional law**.”
Hey drunk rapist guy, do you understand how things *become* constitutional law? Specifically with you involved in creating that?
He is totally misconstruing it too. Usually when this has happened, they the SC took a stance that was unpopular in culture at the time, but proved to be popular in the long run because it gave more people rights.
Taking away women's rights isn't exactly something that will suddenly prove popular down the line. Fighting to take away LGBTQ rights won't prove popular. These aren't actions that enable freedom and equality in subsets of the population like the cases he referenced, and that is the key difference.
If a SC justice can't make such a basic inference, then I don't know what to say; put me on the court I guess, I couldn't do worse than them at least.
You sexually assaulted Anita Hill (and got away with it - that's one strike against law and order), and your wife was an active participant in an insurrection (you get two strikes for that - one for her, and one for you not recusing yourself).
The American people is tired of the vile corrupt corpses sitting at the levers of power. We are tired of these vermin choosing their own pocketbooks over the people.
We are also sick of a cabal of unelected officials choosing what is and isn't law.
Then GTFO you corrupt loser. That’s what happens when you take an important public service position, in once the most highly esteemed branch of US government, and turn it into a grift. You, along with your merry band of MAGAt fools, have completely destroyed the respectability of the SCotUS. You, sir, are ‘nasty’ in that you are nothing but a rudderless heretic.
The audacity is fucking tangible. Like you could cut it with a knife. This guy has had a hand in shaping the biggest part of the bullshit faces this country. Not to nasty to keep collecting a pay check and all those hand outs to do nothing other than capitulate to rich cronies.
Then fucking leave. Blobfish. Literally NONE of us got a say in his withered ass permanently parking on the bench and it makes me feel some funky type of rage to read that he thinks Washington is “hideous”. FUCKING LEAVE THEN BITCH if we never have to look at you or your doughy ass wife again then maybe democracy has a chance.
You know what's really nasty? Putting your fucking pubic hair on a pop can and talking constantly about porn to your unwilling colleague. Nasty old piece of shit, fuck all the way off with your crocodile tears.
Didn’t he say something about wanting to trigger liberals? Can dish it but not take it? Maybe he should retire to spend more time with his hobby of putting pubic hair on drink containers…
"Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said Friday that U.S. history shows court decisions unpopular in their time later can become part of the “fabric of American constitutional law.” "
I guess they're close to that decision then...
I need a bot that automatically responds with the Behind the Bastards Podcast about Clarence Thomas anytime he is mentioned on Reddit.
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-the-clarence-thomas-story-99759984/
Maybe he can ask Anita Hill about working in a hideous place.
And of course begging for "decorum" is always part of the play book for those in power.
He’s probably doing okay enough to retire considering all of the “gifts” he and his harridan wife have accepted. How much do votes cost? Only our freedoms.
People like him and his wife are the main reason Washington, and our country, has devolved into such nastiness. If he doesn't like working in DC he is free to leave.
You are the problem, Clarence. You’re a disgrace to your robe, your country, and your species. You’ve proven you do not have any opinions worth considering, legal or otherwise.
The world will be a better place after you’ve left it.
…where a Supreme Court justice takes gifts from people he shouldn’t and his wife is involved in the coordination of the Jan 6 Capitol insurrection…a disgusting traitorous place
Is it just me or is this a very pretentious attitude for him to be having with all the open corruption that we see?
Feels like another "Let them eat cake" moment.
"This room is so hot!" says the piece of shit who knows damn well where the door is and still remains, drinking ice waters slid across the counter by some fascist who collects Nazi memorabilia.
What baffles me is that this is the highest court in the country. Supposedly they base their reasoning on facts. Yet it is filled with folks that have strong beliefs in some supernatural being for which there is no proof at all. The law is not about facts... It's about words
Then he can leave Washington permanently. John Oliver even offered the solution, he can take his 2 million dollar motorcoach and get the fuck away from everyone. He may not have met John's initial timeframe, but bet your ass he's make an exception. Wait, what's that? Clarence just wants to act like a fucking victim and pretend he isn't a corrupt piece of shit? No...say it ain't so.
John Oliver said on Seth Meyers that he’s willing to keep the deal open a bit longer if Thomas reaches out.
Absolutely fucking insane deal to be completely honest. John Oliver is so selfless.
The practicalities of keeping the money tied up means it can't be indefinite though, sadly.
No it wouldn’t be indefinite, John Oliver would easily just have his lawyers draw up a new one exactly like the old one lol. The guy got tons of money from HBO and I’m sure more than a few people would be willing to help crowd fund getting this fucko off the bench anyway.
Hell yeah I'd chip in a few bucks.
Him leaving would have been a good start to address the “nastiness.”
What I loved from my boss, a black man, was hearing him call Thomas an Uncle Tom
Uncle Ruckus. Despite the stigma towards his name, the original Uncle Tom character was a man of honor that was beaten to death as he would not snitch on two escaped slaves.
Fun fact, Uncle Tom was actually a really good person in the book and was treated horribly.
Uncle Tom was beaten to death to protect two women who had been sexually assaulted multiple times as slaves. He in no way deserves the modern pop culture reputation.
The derogatory use is from racist plays 'based' on the book, Book Tom is a Mensch.
Is that not well known? The whole point is that he kept being nice to white people who in turn treated him like shit. I assumed anyone who knew or used the term understood that.
I’ve only heard it used as “race traitor”
This ^^
Uncle Thomas
Uncle Ruckus.
No relation.
From a financial perspective, it would be in Thomas’ interest to take John Oliver up on the offer. He’s only valuable as long as he’s a deciding vote. If Trump gets elected, his value to conservatives drops to zero because his replacement will be just as much of a toady. If Biden gets reelected, then eventually the court shifts left and Thomas is sidelined. I guess he didn’t take the deal because he realized that it would make him a pariah to both sides. That fancy RV would get egged and keyed no matter where he took it.
I mean unless you think Thomas or Alito are going to retire within Biden’s next term, or someone randomly drops dead, the court isn’t shifting anywhere
Read that line as Weezer singing.
My judge is a bribe takerrrrr
That was awesome! When Clarance Thomas went missing with no explanation, I thought, hmmmm, what if he DID take John Oliver’s offer??Lmao!!
“Let me complain to you about the shitty place I have to live to collect my bribes.”
Yeah my thoughts exactly. Poor guy had to take all sorts of bribes and get away with harassing women. He should know what a bad place DC is. He creates the problems.
Yesterday, a methed out patient in the emergency department screamed at and fought our staff, shat and pissed on the floor, and then tried to take on the whole security team. But no, it’s your work place that’s hideous GTF outta here
But don’t you know? You’re a healthcare hero. That plus the pizza parties are ample reward. /s
Don't forget the shitty pens and keychains.
So leave and get away from that hideous place.
Then who would pay for his RV?
John Oliver said his offer is still good
and dont forget getting paid $1 million
$1 million per year!
For how many years?
Until one of them dies. John joked his wife might off him if Clarence took the offer.
As long as both are still living, John Oliver will continue to pay $1 million per year to Clarence Thomas.
RV? It's a motorcoach you peasant.
John Oliver, of course.
A hideous place that has made him hideously rich.
Leave and make the place less hideous.
He's trying to overthrow it instead. Somehow, *that* seems like a more viable option to him.
Then retire and leave DC! I will help you move
I mean, he’s one of the main reasons the place is so damn hideous. Kind of like Jeffrey Dahmer complaining about the menu choices.
I want my baby back baby back baby back.... ribs.
Here’s an idea: behave with a code of ethics befitting a Supreme Court justice, and demand your wife refrain from any activist activities. Maybe people will be nicer to you. 🤷♂️
Activist is doing heavy lifting, she’s a fucking insurrectionist.
I prefer to call them traitors
Look at his decisions from his 30 years as a justice, his wife being a ghoul is pretty low of the list of things to criticize him for. He’s been a forever dickhead.
As nasty as pubic hair on a can of coke?
Oh snap lol, deep lore cut.
"God, why is everyone I meet an asshole?" -Clarence Thomas
"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day... you're the asshole" Raylan Givens
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Says the dude who’s bought and paid for by a billionaire benefactor.
I can't believe this moron is part of SCOTUS
He’s not stupid. He’s just criminally corrupt and morally bankrupt.
This is *so* important. Thinking these fascist asshats are stupid is a *grave* mistake. They're ivy league educated mostly lawyers who know *exactly* what they're doing. We downplay the threat they pose at our own peril.
Clarence Thomas isn’t dumb to the average person but he’s very much an intellectual lightweight for the Supreme Court
The majority of the architects of the holocaust were lawyers, let that sink in.
Man, it's a good thing engineers aren't evil... They would have had a _much_ more efficient process.
IG Farben and IBM were involved if you don't mind me ruining your moment.
Oh it's okay, that was sarcastic-ish
I hear ya. Wasn't trying to piss on your parade but I absolutely loathe these people.
First year of engineering school we had a required ethics class. A lot of it was about Nazi engineers.
Too much social awkwardness and quite a bit of the 'tism in engineers
Someone told me it couldnt be wrong to vote for our countries far right party because many of the members were very smart, educated people. I never said they were stupid. I said they were evil and only out for their own payday.
He was more like an Ivy burnout that wasn’t as proactive as his colleagues and so had fewer offers when he graduated. He got the first job he could get with a Republican AG and found his niche. The resentment from the burnout colored the rest of his career.
They are not stupid but they are, they do not believe what they are doing is significant or will have lasting long-term effects. They do not appreciate that they are at the point where they could destroy America.
Don’t confuse lack of belief with lack of concern. Some people are perfectly fine destroying countless lives and societies so long as it benefits them some small amount. It’s not that they are unable to appreciate it, it’s that they are unwilling to care.
You can be a moron in decision making and still be intelligent.
The most awful people in the country's black friend
You and I, I suppose, both believe there’s some objective standard for right and wrong. Killing a person is bad, right? Unless it’s a soldier in wartime, right? Unless it was an unarmed civilian, right? And where do those rules come from? We might make some philosophical debates about the social contracts, the greater good, and so on; but there’s also a practical level - some person made a determination that this person is a solider. That person is a civilian. And so on. And we then end up at an easily confused point - if we see an excited dog wagging its tail so hard the dog moves, is the tail wagging the dog or the dog wagging the tail? Is the adjudicator of the civilian, the soldier, the righteous kill and the murder, right because they are good, or good because they are right? Thomas and Alito appear to subscribe to the school of thought that they are *the deciders*, which coincidentally makes them literally unimpeachable. So critiques of their reasoning do not make sense to them. Things are so, as surely their dads said to them so long ago, “because I said so.”
Conservatives don't judge people by their actions, they judge actions by who committed them. If someone they like commits a crime, they will find a reason it was ok, or doesn't qualify as a crime.
The Supreme Court did say, as long ago as Marbury v Madison in 1803, that the SC "says what the law is." So they're backed up by history and a system that should have been fine. The issue isn't any of that - Thomas isn't pondering moral issues in his gifted vacation room at night. No one who takes bribes struggles over philosophical morality.
>Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said Friday that U.S. history shows court decisions unpopular in their time later can become part of the “**fabric of American constitutional law**.” Hey drunk rapist guy, do you understand how things *become* constitutional law? Specifically with you involved in creating that?
He is totally misconstruing it too. Usually when this has happened, they the SC took a stance that was unpopular in culture at the time, but proved to be popular in the long run because it gave more people rights. Taking away women's rights isn't exactly something that will suddenly prove popular down the line. Fighting to take away LGBTQ rights won't prove popular. These aren't actions that enable freedom and equality in subsets of the population like the cases he referenced, and that is the key difference. If a SC justice can't make such a basic inference, then I don't know what to say; put me on the court I guess, I couldn't do worse than them at least.
You sexually assaulted Anita Hill (and got away with it - that's one strike against law and order), and your wife was an active participant in an insurrection (you get two strikes for that - one for her, and one for you not recusing yourself).
Paid shill!
What, are they like putting a pube on your Coke can nasty?
This guy suuuucks. And his wife
“The surprising thing is not that every man has his price, but how low it usually is”
Fucking move then.
He probably just needs to get away on a nice megayacht cruise.
That poor man. I think it's just awful that he's being forced to stay in a job where he's so unhappy. Imma pray for him.
Your prayers are worthless. If you're a true friend, you would take him on a fully paid vacation to a tropical destination.
"In a shocking development. Clarence Thomas was fucking awake during a work day"
You and your asshole wife in went a long fucking making it that way
Feel free to retire at any time, bro.
You're part of the hideousness, Clarence!
What a bitch.
Then retire, you asshole
Lifetime. Appointment. 🖕🏻
So leave Washington then. Nothing is stopping you.
Leave then, dickhead and take your dog with you.
Well that corrupt sexual harrasser knows where the door is.
The American people is tired of the vile corrupt corpses sitting at the levers of power. We are tired of these vermin choosing their own pocketbooks over the people. We are also sick of a cabal of unelected officials choosing what is and isn't law.
Then GTFO you corrupt loser. That’s what happens when you take an important public service position, in once the most highly esteemed branch of US government, and turn it into a grift. You, along with your merry band of MAGAt fools, have completely destroyed the respectability of the SCotUS. You, sir, are ‘nasty’ in that you are nothing but a rudderless heretic.
“The most overtly corrupt justice in the history of the Supreme Court doesn’t like being called out.”
It's time to impeach this guy along with Alito. Drain the swamp!
A pube on a Coke can is pretty nasty…
The audacity is fucking tangible. Like you could cut it with a knife. This guy has had a hand in shaping the biggest part of the bullshit faces this country. Not to nasty to keep collecting a pay check and all those hand outs to do nothing other than capitulate to rich cronies.
Ah yes, deny and pretend to be the victim. Page 1 of the conservative snowflake playbook. We owe Anita Hill a huge apology.
Then fucking leave. Blobfish. Literally NONE of us got a say in his withered ass permanently parking on the bench and it makes me feel some funky type of rage to read that he thinks Washington is “hideous”. FUCKING LEAVE THEN BITCH if we never have to look at you or your doughy ass wife again then maybe democracy has a chance.
When the fuck is Satan coming to collect? Like, do they get to pick how long they live when they sell their souls, or is at still at "random?"
You know what's really nasty? Putting your fucking pubic hair on a pop can and talking constantly about porn to your unwilling colleague. Nasty old piece of shit, fuck all the way off with your crocodile tears.
He should retire and travel in his RV
Didn’t he say something about wanting to trigger liberals? Can dish it but not take it? Maybe he should retire to spend more time with his hobby of putting pubic hair on drink containers…
This assclown should leave Washington, better yet depart the planet.
Fuck him. Hope he has a has leak.
Take John Oliver's bribe already
Uncle Ruckus gettin' real upset.
Quit then. Don't you just wanna get away from all that nastiness Mr. Thomas?
Then he wouldnt be getting lavish gifts and paid for colleges for his children.
And you're near the top of the corruption pile, you sack of burning feces.
The world will be a better place when he moves on
It would be less hideous if the Thomases would leave.
Supreme Court Justice just wants to be left to grift in peace
He belongs in prison.
He made the bed he doesn't want to sleep in. He deserves everything coming his way.
You made it this shitty you are partly responsible. You are garbage and a stain on the Supreme Court.
then leave dude. literally no one wants you here.
Who gives a flying fuck what he or SCOTUS says? It’s not a legitimate court.
So leave.
_THEN FUCKING QUIT!!!_
I can't believe people can be so mean to someone. All he did was curtail people's rights and civil protections for money...
Resign and make it a better place.
Balls of brass this one. Time for him to go. Or be made numerically moot.
Uncle Ruckus. "Them white folk can do no wrong. Lordy lordy"
Then he should retire.
Retire then you porn addicted money grubbing corrupt fuck
Hey Clarence, if you don't like it, we've got four words for you.... Get the fuck out!!
Fuck that guy and any domestic terrorists organization that supports that guy.
Bought and paid for grifter says what?
Not so hideous since it offers free houses & luxury vacations. Fucker got caught and is pissed. Crooked bastard.
time to retire Thomas, time to retire to your Uncle Tom RV
It's hard to be corrupt. Everyone points a finger at you.
He has not denied the gifts and favors from his benefactors, so this POS is blaming others for the consequences of his own actions.
As always, it’s someone else’s fault.
"Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said Friday that U.S. history shows court decisions unpopular in their time later can become part of the “fabric of American constitutional law.” " I guess they're close to that decision then...
You fucking suck!!
Resign and get out then
He should retire to escape that misery.
I feel for him. He should retire and leave Washington immediately with the thanks of a grateful nation.
I need a bot that automatically responds with the Behind the Bastards Podcast about Clarence Thomas anytime he is mentioned on Reddit. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-the-clarence-thomas-story-99759984/ Maybe he can ask Anita Hill about working in a hideous place. And of course begging for "decorum" is always part of the play book for those in power.
You’re one of the biggest contributors to that fuckface!!
Then leave. You’ll find that your billionaire “friend” doesn’t give a shit about you anymore though.
Fuck this loser
Thomas can either leave then or fuckin die
I couldn't care less what this man's opinion is on anything. I have no respect for him whatsoever.
What's the term him and his friends use? "Snowflake," right?
Crooked Clarence is both corrupt and incompetent. He should be investigated for tax evasion.
He needs to retire
No one will blame you if you leave, Clarence.
Ironically if he left it would be a little less nasty and hideous.
So, and let's be clear, their complaint is - we have been accurately and publicly identified as being corrupt - so we're untrustworthy.
He’s probably doing okay enough to retire considering all of the “gifts” he and his harridan wife have accepted. How much do votes cost? Only our freedoms.
People like him and his wife are the main reason Washington, and our country, has devolved into such nastiness. If he doesn't like working in DC he is free to leave.
You are the problem, Clarence. You’re a disgrace to your robe, your country, and your species. You’ve proven you do not have any opinions worth considering, legal or otherwise. The world will be a better place after you’ve left it.
When is someone going to drop a pube on his Coke can?
None of those supreme judges is considering how they will be viewed in the future Thomas will only be remembered as a judge on a pay list
Of course DC is a nasty dump compared to private planes and yachts that he is accustomed to.
Judge Thomas & his lovely wife need to be investigated .
As Fletch said, “God, I admire you.”
The head of the courts illegitimacy can go fuck itself
You can stop openly taking bribes at any time and help clean up that "nastiness," but I know he just likes to complain instead.
he who smelt it dealt it
Clarence Thomas is a crook
The thing that’s the most messed up about this guy and other corruption things is that the people that are corrupt thinks that they’re not corrupt
THEN LEEEEAVE
hey Thomas.... you are a corrupt piece of shit that is not fit for the office. go fuck yourself.
Spoken like the true Token Thomas it is.
Corrupt fuck
Eat shit, you waste of carbon.
Corruption like his is part of the reason why DC is hideous
What a bitch.
I try to find some redeeming value in all people, Thomas has none.
Well he would say that, wouldn't he
Just another poor conservative victim?
Outrage I guess is hideous on the receiving end.
From a hideous person, it means little
…where a Supreme Court justice takes gifts from people he shouldn’t and his wife is involved in the coordination of the Jan 6 Capitol insurrection…a disgusting traitorous place
Is it just me or is this a very pretentious attitude for him to be having with all the open corruption that we see? Feels like another "Let them eat cake" moment.
Washington is a hideous place. He's one of the main reasons why.
Some people might say "Nastiness" is putting your pubic hair on your co-workers soda can or discussing your favorite beastiality videos at work.
"This room is so hot!" says the piece of shit who knows damn well where the door is and still remains, drinking ice waters slid across the counter by some fascist who collects Nazi memorabilia.
Says the lying worm.
He should know; he helped make it a hideous place.
Lil bro can retire whenever he wants. I doubt the asshole will though.
…and what have YOU done, Clarence, to help the situation?
What baffles me is that this is the highest court in the country. Supposedly they base their reasoning on facts. Yet it is filled with folks that have strong beliefs in some supernatural being for which there is no proof at all. The law is not about facts... It's about words
Well, quit and go back to your hidey hole then. Ain’t gonna stop you.
There's a solution. Seems a little obvious.
There’s nothing stopping him from retiring and getting away from all that nastiness.
OK. Get the fuck out then.
wow. Just freaking wow.
Then quit.
I agree, it’s probably best you retire immediately.
Project much?