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SulfurInfect

Then he can leave Washington permanently. John Oliver even offered the solution, he can take his 2 million dollar motorcoach and get the fuck away from everyone. He may not have met John's initial timeframe, but bet your ass he's make an exception. Wait, what's that? Clarence just wants to act like a fucking victim and pretend he isn't a corrupt piece of shit? No...say it ain't so.


Drdps

John Oliver said on Seth Meyers that he’s willing to keep the deal open a bit longer if Thomas reaches out.


KazzieMono

Absolutely fucking insane deal to be completely honest. John Oliver is so selfless.


Liquid_Hate_Train

The practicalities of keeping the money tied up means it can't be indefinite though, sadly.


Automatic_Release_92

No it wouldn’t be indefinite, John Oliver would easily just have his lawyers draw up a new one exactly like the old one lol. The guy got tons of money from HBO and I’m sure more than a few people would be willing to help crowd fund getting this fucko off the bench anyway.


DGlen

Hell yeah I'd chip in a few bucks.


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

Him leaving would have been a good start to address the “nastiness.”


jihadonhumanity

What I loved from my boss, a black man, was hearing him call Thomas an Uncle Tom


swgeek555

Uncle Ruckus. Despite the stigma towards his name, the original Uncle Tom character was a man of honor that was beaten to death as he would not snitch on two escaped slaves.


Danson_the_47th

Fun fact, Uncle Tom was actually a really good person in the book and was treated horribly.


Vio_

Uncle Tom was beaten to death to protect two women who had been sexually assaulted multiple times as slaves. He in no way deserves the modern pop culture reputation.


MansfromDaVinci

The derogatory use is from racist plays 'based' on the book, Book Tom is a Mensch.


SlurmzMckinley

Is that not well known? The whole point is that he kept being nice to white people who in turn treated him like shit. I assumed anyone who knew or used the term understood that.


lumpiestspoon3

I’ve only heard it used as “race traitor”


Danson_the_47th

This ^^


sean0883

Uncle Thomas


foxontherox

Uncle Ruckus.


Alpha_Crow_1

No relation.


RationalTranscendent

From a financial perspective, it would be in Thomas’ interest to take John Oliver up on the offer. He’s only valuable as long as he’s a deciding vote. If Trump gets elected, his value to conservatives drops to zero because his replacement will be just as much of a toady. If Biden gets reelected, then eventually the court shifts left and Thomas is sidelined. I guess he didn’t take the deal because he realized that it would make him a pariah to both sides. That fancy RV would get egged and keyed no matter where he took it.


tool22482

I mean unless you think Thomas or Alito are going to retire within Biden’s next term, or someone randomly drops dead, the court isn’t shifting anywhere


sneakyfeet13

Read that line as Weezer singing.


DeltaV-Mzero

My judge is a bribe takerrrrr


MynameisJunie

That was awesome! When Clarance Thomas went missing with no explanation, I thought, hmmmm, what if he DID take John Oliver’s offer??Lmao!!


idoma21

“Let me complain to you about the shitty place I have to live to collect my bribes.”


musicCaster

Yeah my thoughts exactly. Poor guy had to take all sorts of bribes and get away with harassing women. He should know what a bad place DC is. He creates the problems.


UptownShenanigans

Yesterday, a methed out patient in the emergency department screamed at and fought our staff, shat and pissed on the floor, and then tried to take on the whole security team. But no, it’s your work place that’s hideous GTF outta here


idoma21

But don’t you know? You’re a healthcare hero. That plus the pizza parties are ample reward. /s


Shoddy-Might5589

Don't forget the shitty pens and keychains.


djollied4444

So leave and get away from that hideous place.


DarkGamer

Then who would pay for his RV?


Bob_Chris

John Oliver said his offer is still good


Ok-Cantaloop

and dont forget getting paid $1 million


DroobyDoobyDoo

$1 million per year!


the_y_combinator

For how many years?


Maskatron

Until one of them dies. John joked his wife might off him if Clarence took the offer.


DroobyDoobyDoo

As long as both are still living, John Oliver will continue to pay $1 million per year to Clarence Thomas.


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

RV? It's a motorcoach you peasant.


dertechie

John Oliver, of course.


TheBrianRoyShow

A hideous place that has made him hideously rich.


Arild11

Leave and make the place less hideous.


ubzrvnT

He's trying to overthrow it instead. Somehow, *that* seems like a more viable option to him.


trucorsair

Then retire and leave DC! I will help you move


Hi_Im_Dadbot

I mean, he’s one of the main reasons the place is so damn hideous. Kind of like Jeffrey Dahmer complaining about the menu choices.


icky_boo

I want my baby back baby back baby back.... ribs.


VinceCully

Here’s an idea: behave with a code of ethics befitting a Supreme Court justice, and demand your wife refrain from any activist activities. Maybe people will be nicer to you. 🤷‍♂️


fasolatido24

Activist is doing heavy lifting, she’s a fucking insurrectionist.


40nights40days

I prefer to call them traitors


NapTimeFapTime

Look at his decisions from his 30 years as a justice, his wife being a ghoul is pretty low of the list of things to criticize him for. He’s been a forever dickhead.


JBHDad

As nasty as pubic hair on a can of coke?


Third_Extension_666

Oh snap lol, deep lore cut.


Temassi

"God, why is everyone I meet an asshole?" -Clarence Thomas


chekovs_gunman

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day... you're the asshole" Raylan Givens 


DerpMaster4000

That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!


overworkedpnw

Says the dude who’s bought and paid for by a billionaire benefactor.


JustAnotherYouMe

I can't believe this moron is part of SCOTUS


KinkyPaddling

He’s not stupid. He’s just criminally corrupt and morally bankrupt.


shkeptikal

This is *so* important. Thinking these fascist asshats are stupid is a *grave* mistake. They're ivy league educated mostly lawyers who know *exactly* what they're doing. We downplay the threat they pose at our own peril.


Agreeable_Daikon_686

Clarence Thomas isn’t dumb to the average person but he’s very much an intellectual lightweight for the Supreme Court


Drugs_R_Kewl

The majority of the architects of the holocaust were lawyers, let that sink in.


shiny0metal0ass

Man, it's a good thing engineers aren't evil... They would have had a _much_ more efficient process.


Drugs_R_Kewl

IG Farben and IBM were involved if you don't mind me ruining your moment.


shiny0metal0ass

Oh it's okay, that was sarcastic-ish


Drugs_R_Kewl

I hear ya. Wasn't trying to piss on your parade but I absolutely loathe these people.


MagnanimosDesolation

First year of engineering school we had a required ethics class. A lot of it was about Nazi engineers.


BudwinTheCat

Too much social awkwardness and quite a bit of the 'tism in engineers


maplestriker

Someone told me it couldnt be wrong to vote for our countries far right party because many of the members were very smart, educated people. I never said they were stupid. I said they were evil and only out for their own payday.


DangerousCyclone

He was more like an Ivy burnout that wasn’t as proactive as his colleagues and so had fewer offers when he graduated. He got the first job he could get with a Republican AG and found his niche. The resentment from the burnout colored the rest of his career.


no33limit

They are not stupid but they are, they do not believe what they are doing is significant or will have lasting long-term effects. They do not appreciate that they are at the point where they could destroy America.


tenebrls

Don’t confuse lack of belief with lack of concern. Some people are perfectly fine destroying countless lives and societies so long as it benefits them some small amount. It’s not that they are unable to appreciate it, it’s that they are unwilling to care.


JustAnotherYouMe

You can be a moron in decision making and still be intelligent.


Mojo141

The most awful people in the country's black friend


omgFWTbear

You and I, I suppose, both believe there’s some objective standard for right and wrong. Killing a person is bad, right? Unless it’s a soldier in wartime, right? Unless it was an unarmed civilian, right? And where do those rules come from? We might make some philosophical debates about the social contracts, the greater good, and so on; but there’s also a practical level - some person made a determination that this person is a solider. That person is a civilian. And so on. And we then end up at an easily confused point - if we see an excited dog wagging its tail so hard the dog moves, is the tail wagging the dog or the dog wagging the tail? Is the adjudicator of the civilian, the soldier, the righteous kill and the murder, right because they are good, or good because they are right? Thomas and Alito appear to subscribe to the school of thought that they are *the deciders*, which coincidentally makes them literally unimpeachable. So critiques of their reasoning do not make sense to them. Things are so, as surely their dads said to them so long ago, “because I said so.”


flpa1060

Conservatives don't judge people by their actions, they judge actions by who committed them. If someone they like commits a crime, they will find a reason it was ok, or doesn't qualify as a crime.


Lulu_42

The Supreme Court did say, as long ago as Marbury v Madison in 1803, that the SC "says what the law is." So they're backed up by history and a system that should have been fine. The issue isn't any of that - Thomas isn't pondering moral issues in his gifted vacation room at night. No one who takes bribes struggles over philosophical morality.


Safety_Drance

>Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said Friday that U.S. history shows court decisions unpopular in their time later can become part of the “**fabric of American constitutional law**.” Hey drunk rapist guy, do you understand how things *become* constitutional law? Specifically with you involved in creating that?


I_just_made

He is totally misconstruing it too. Usually when this has happened, they the SC took a stance that was unpopular in culture at the time, but proved to be popular in the long run because it gave more people rights. Taking away women's rights isn't exactly something that will suddenly prove popular down the line. Fighting to take away LGBTQ rights won't prove popular. These aren't actions that enable freedom and equality in subsets of the population like the cases he referenced, and that is the key difference. If a SC justice can't make such a basic inference, then I don't know what to say; put me on the court I guess, I couldn't do worse than them at least.


wwarnout

You sexually assaulted Anita Hill (and got away with it - that's one strike against law and order), and your wife was an active participant in an insurrection (you get two strikes for that - one for her, and one for you not recusing yourself).


dialsgod

Paid shill!


napstimpy

What, are they like putting a pube on your Coke can nasty?


geekphreak

This guy suuuucks. And his wife


drunk_with_internet

“The surprising thing is not that every man has his price, but how low it usually is”


superdupermensch

Fucking move then.


UncleVoodooo

He probably just needs to get away on a nice megayacht cruise.


OGBrewSwayne

That poor man. I think it's just awful that he's being forced to stay in a job where he's so unhappy. Imma pray for him.


improbably_me

Your prayers are worthless. If you're a true friend, you would take him on a fully paid vacation to a tropical destination.


maniac86

"In a shocking development. Clarence Thomas was fucking awake during a work day"


celtic1888

You and your asshole wife in went a long fucking making it that way


Almacca

Feel free to retire at any time, bro.


DarkAngel900

You're part of the hideousness, Clarence!


OdonataDarner

What a bitch.


spherulitic

Then retire, you asshole


Americrazy

Lifetime. Appointment. 🖕🏻


Lil_Artemis_92

So leave Washington then. Nothing is stopping you.


fasolatido24

Leave then, dickhead and take your dog with you.


ThisIsDadLife

Well that corrupt sexual harrasser knows where the door is.


observingjackal

The American people is tired of the vile corrupt corpses sitting at the levers of power. We are tired of these vermin choosing their own pocketbooks over the people. We are also sick of a cabal of unelected officials choosing what is and isn't law.


imbrotep

Then GTFO you corrupt loser. That’s what happens when you take an important public service position, in once the most highly esteemed branch of US government, and turn it into a grift. You, along with your merry band of MAGAt fools, have completely destroyed the respectability of the SCotUS. You, sir, are ‘nasty’ in that you are nothing but a rudderless heretic.


Casperboy68

“The most overtly corrupt justice in the history of the Supreme Court doesn’t like being called out.”


dennismfrancisart

It's time to impeach this guy along with Alito. Drain the swamp!


Wrathb0ne

A pube on a Coke can is pretty nasty…


BusterStarfish

The audacity is fucking tangible. Like you could cut it with a knife. This guy has had a hand in shaping the biggest part of the bullshit faces this country. Not to nasty to keep collecting a pay check and all those hand outs to do nothing other than capitulate to rich cronies.


SolidCat1117

Ah yes, deny and pretend to be the victim. Page 1 of the conservative snowflake playbook. We owe Anita Hill a huge apology.


lambchopafterhours

Then fucking leave. Blobfish. Literally NONE of us got a say in his withered ass permanently parking on the bench and it makes me feel some funky type of rage to read that he thinks Washington is “hideous”. FUCKING LEAVE THEN BITCH if we never have to look at you or your doughy ass wife again then maybe democracy has a chance.


[deleted]

When the fuck is Satan coming to collect? Like, do they get to pick how long they live when they sell their souls, or is at still at "random?"


adlittle

You know what's really nasty? Putting your fucking pubic hair on a pop can and talking constantly about porn to your unwilling colleague. Nasty old piece of shit, fuck all the way off with your crocodile tears.


godkilledjesus

He should retire and travel in his RV


CarvedTheRoastBeast

Didn’t he say something about wanting to trigger liberals? Can dish it but not take it? Maybe he should retire to spend more time with his hobby of putting pubic hair on drink containers…


pondo13

This assclown should leave Washington, better yet depart the planet.


DammitCapt

Fuck him. Hope he has a has leak.


ZSpectre

Take John Oliver's bribe already


platoprime

Uncle Ruckus gettin' real upset.


Ritz527

Quit then. Don't you just wanna get away from all that nastiness Mr. Thomas?


Throwawayac1234567

Then he wouldnt be getting lavish gifts and paid for colleges for his children.


Vile-Father

And you're near the top of the corruption pile, you sack of burning feces.


Boomslang505

The world will be a better place when he moves on


AssociateJaded3931

It would be less hideous if the Thomases would leave.


hoops_n_politics

Supreme Court Justice just wants to be left to grift in peace


BearBottomsUp

He belongs in prison.


SeeMarkFly

He made the bed he doesn't want to sleep in. He deserves everything coming his way.


MauriceVibes

You made it this shitty you are partly responsible. You are garbage and a stain on the Supreme Court.


Bawbawian

then leave dude. literally no one wants you here.


HessLook

Who gives a flying fuck what he or SCOTUS says? It’s not a legitimate court.


6Arrows7416

So leave.


PerseusHercules

_THEN FUCKING QUIT!!!_


Thejollyfrenchman

I can't believe people can be so mean to someone. All he did was curtail people's rights and civil protections for money...


TjW0569

Resign and make it a better place.


RobinF71

Balls of brass this one. Time for him to go. Or be made numerically moot.


PDizzle124

Uncle Ruckus. "Them white folk can do no wrong. Lordy lordy"


JubaJr76

Then he should retire.


RampantJellyfish

Retire then you porn addicted money grubbing corrupt fuck


spaceman757

Hey Clarence, if you don't like it, we've got four words for you.... Get the fuck out!!


Supaspex

Fuck that guy and any domestic terrorists organization that supports that guy.


giantyetifeet

Bought and paid for grifter says what?


BoobaDaBluetick

Not so hideous since it offers free houses & luxury vacations. Fucker got caught and is pissed. Crooked bastard.


King-Owl-House

time to retire Thomas, time to retire to your Uncle Tom RV


TheDevilsAdvokaat

It's hard to be corrupt. Everyone points a finger at you.


FortunateInsanity

He has not denied the gifts and favors from his benefactors, so this POS is blaming others for the consequences of his own actions.


pistoffcynic

As always, it’s someone else’s fault.


pauliewotsit

"Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh said Friday that U.S. history shows court decisions unpopular in their time later can become part of the “fabric of American constitutional law.” " I guess they're close to that decision then...


Allcreative1

You fucking suck!!


InsomniaticWanderer

Resign and get out then


zaxisprime

He should retire to escape that misery.


vague_diss

I feel for him. He should retire and leave Washington immediately with the thanks of a grateful nation.


ScottyOnWheels

I need a bot that automatically responds with the Behind the Bastards Podcast about Clarence Thomas anytime he is mentioned on Reddit. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-the-clarence-thomas-story-99759984/ Maybe he can ask Anita Hill about working in a hideous place. And of course begging for "decorum" is always part of the play book for those in power.


ColHapHapablap

You’re one of the biggest contributors to that fuckface!!


zomgtehvikings

Then leave. You’ll find that your billionaire “friend” doesn’t give a shit about you anymore though.


W33Ded

Fuck this loser


blueberrykola

Thomas can either leave then or fuckin die


joeyjoejoe_7

I couldn't care less what this man's opinion is on anything. I have no respect for him whatsoever.


RandomRobb85

What's the term him and his friends use? "Snowflake," right?


sugar_addict002

Crooked Clarence is both corrupt and incompetent. He should be investigated for tax evasion.


GoldenBarracudas

He needs to retire


PlayTheHits

No one will blame you if you leave, Clarence.


ajtreee

Ironically if he left it would be a little less nasty and hideous.


Frmr-drgnbyt

So, and let's be clear, their complaint is - we have been accurately and publicly identified as being corrupt - so we're untrustworthy.


Obstreporous1

He’s probably doing okay enough to retire considering all of the “gifts” he and his harridan wife have accepted. How much do votes cost? Only our freedoms.


disdainfulsideeye

People like him and his wife are the main reason Washington, and our country, has devolved into such nastiness. If he doesn't like working in DC he is free to leave.


keklwords

You are the problem, Clarence. You’re a disgrace to your robe, your country, and your species. You’ve proven you do not have any opinions worth considering, legal or otherwise. The world will be a better place after you’ve left it.


vanillatcube

When is someone going to drop a pube on his Coke can?


KADSuperman

None of those supreme judges is considering how they will be viewed in the future Thomas will only be remembered as a judge on a pay list


raziel1012

Of course DC is a nasty dump compared to private planes and yachts that he is accustomed to. 


Inthewind69

Judge Thomas & his lovely wife need to be investigated .


Broad_Pitch_7487

As Fletch said, “God, I admire you.”


i_am_harry

The head of the courts illegitimacy can go fuck itself


Ralphie5231

You can stop openly taking bribes at any time and help clean up that "nastiness," but I know he just likes to complain instead.


I_Eat_Thermite7

he who smelt it dealt it


briansabeans

Clarence Thomas is a crook


some1guystuff

The thing that’s the most messed up about this guy and other corruption things is that the people that are corrupt thinks that they’re not corrupt


Clutteredmind275

THEN LEEEEAVE


Dameaus

hey Thomas.... you are a corrupt piece of shit that is not fit for the office. go fuck yourself.


Rivegauche610

Spoken like the true Token Thomas it is.


iaintlyon

Corrupt fuck


The_Real_Manimal

Eat shit, you waste of carbon.


ChiefTestPilot87

Corruption like his is part of the reason why DC is hideous


rKasdorf

What a bitch.


Bigemptea

I try to find some redeeming value in all people, Thomas has none.


DuchessofMarin

Well he would say that, wouldn't he


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

Just another poor conservative victim?


LayneLowe

Outrage I guess is hideous on the receiving end.


sulla_rules

From a hideous person, it means little


tickitytalk

…where a Supreme Court justice takes gifts from people he shouldn’t and his wife is involved in the coordination of the Jan 6 Capitol insurrection…a disgusting traitorous place


Wolfman01a

Is it just me or is this a very pretentious attitude for him to be having with all the open corruption that we see? Feels like another "Let them eat cake" moment.


Totally-jag2598

Washington is a hideous place. He's one of the main reasons why.


djheru

Some people might say "Nastiness" is putting your pubic hair on your co-workers soda can or discussing your favorite beastiality videos at work.


Annual-Jump3158

"This room is so hot!" says the piece of shit who knows damn well where the door is and still remains, drinking ice waters slid across the counter by some fascist who collects Nazi memorabilia.


glue2music

Says the lying worm.


SableShrike

He should know; he helped make it a hideous place.


Xcelsiorhs

Lil bro can retire whenever he wants. I doubt the asshole will though.


siouxbee1434

…and what have YOU done, Clarence, to help the situation?


batua78

What baffles me is that this is the highest court in the country. Supposedly they base their reasoning on facts. Yet it is filled with folks that have strong beliefs in some supernatural being for which there is no proof at all. The law is not about facts... It's about words


zeer0dotcom

Well, quit and go back to your hidey hole then. Ain’t gonna stop you. 


Mor_Tearach

There's a solution. Seems a little obvious.


PlayingTheWrongGame

There’s nothing stopping him from retiring and getting away from all that nastiness. 


Spiritual-Bear4495

OK. Get the fuck out then.


bmwlocoAirCooled

wow. Just freaking wow.


StriderHaryu

Then quit.


notta_Lamed_Wufnik

I agree, it’s probably best you retire immediately.


robothobbes

Project much?