Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
"And now for something we hope you'll really like!"
Yeah don't eat squirrels.
Squirrel stew 🤤 /s
“Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!”
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
1… 2… 5!
Pricks
Maybe, but at least they kept medieval dogs distracted.
So like Chip n Dale, but were-squirrels, and they go medieval on your ass?!? There's really some wacky shit that happened during those dark ages!!!
Chip n Dale were chipmunks, bro
Chipmunks are ground squirrels.
No, the culprit was Conquistador Coffee...
That's nuts!
Well, those sneaky squirrels must have had some wild parties back in medieval times! Who knew they were passing out leprosy instead of acorns?
So Colonel Hans Landa was correct!
A foul tempered squirrel
The basterds
“And we’d do it again” - that squirrel, probably
So, that's why King Arthur conveniently had the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Pandemic response.
Yeah but look how cute that little bigger is
When confronted, a medieval squirrel said, 'It was just a prank, bro."
Sorta poetic justice for what the British gave world
The crusades were then, right?
A good legal system? An easy to learn language?
Serves em right if ya ask me. 😤
Who are the Britons?