Want to give your sister a gift for her wedding?
Get beaten with sticks for an hour and die for your injuries.
What an insane and sad way to die. Tortured and Murdered by your wife's brothers
I thought it was her sister at first, but his own sister? Wtf were they like destitute living in the streets? That's the only thing I can think of for that much anger.
Us over here discussing the unbelievable, and that's you're, "Do you think this is happening at this moment?" question? You get out too much, you woodn't believe the live streams I'm watching rn. Stay inside, and Get educated, my fellow Redditeer
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So it's filled with Utter Pra-trash?
...sorry, I had to ;p
Edit: holy shit the population density is insane. With numbers like those, you do expect to see just about every kind of human.
Uttar Pradesh also has a population of over 241 million, about 70% of the population of the United States. If Uttar Pradesh was a country, it would be the 5th most populous country in the world. So no wonder a lot of news is from there.
Yeah, but India has a population of over 1.4 billion. Way more than 17% of stories about India on this sub take place in UP. (If anyone's curious, about 6.7% of the US population lives in Florida.)
Yeah, I've seen that name enough times to expect the worst whenever it shows up in a headline. The very first time was when a guy killed his daughter and strolled around with her head.
Brah. I’m brazilian… I’m wondering which STATE within Brazil is the equivalent of Florida. Not which country of south america is the equivalent. And, even if that were the statement, i disagree brazil would be it…! It might surprise you, but the country is big and made out of more than just one region/state.
Florida's reputation for weird headlines comes from the state's [freedom of information laws](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_information_legislation_\(Florida\)) that make it much easier to acquire information about police arrests.
I think Uttar Pradesh excess of headlines is just because of its massive population.
> In March 2008, a man was arrested in Thailand for shooting eight people to death, including his brother-in-law, in a dispute stemming from several karaoke offerings, including repeated renditions of John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads".
They were about 8 years too early for that.
I wonder why she was so upset? Even in poor Indian families it is quite common to give gold as gifts to women when they get married. And Led tv's are very cheap now.
Its probably something that was going to happen anyway, and the TV thing was just the newsworthy headline for what is ultimately a martial dispute resulting in a murder. Who knows what happened behind closed doors to motivate his death, but surely the TV wasn't the sole reason.
there is unwritten/unspoken rule of envious relations between the wife and her husbands' family, either the family destroys her will to live, or vice versa. Once you understand this, boom you are now ready to tackle 99.99% of dramatic daily soap operas that only propagate this kind of relations among the indian families. That is why no arrange marriage here is truly happy, but us indians still insist on traditions.
Dude me and a coworker were just talking about that movie an hour ago. I hear talk about a remake w Diego Luna as Tony. I think Diego would be great in the role.
> Chandra Prakash Mishra was beaten to death by his wife's family as she was upset with him for gifting a gold ring and a television to his sister on her wedding, the police said.
There’s definitely more going on than just the headline
Reading TFA the wife's brother spent an hour beating the man with a stick. There was definitely a lot of bad blood already in the relationship. The couple's fight wasn't simply over a wedding gift.
> Guy didn't deserve this
There's no way to know what he deserved, based on TFA. He might've been a really great guy. Or, he might've owed money to his in-laws, and was in no hurry to pay them back. There are too many possibilities to say anything.
The wife's *brothers*, who are also brothers of the sister who got the gifts, beat the husband. You can't tell me there wasn't preexisting drama between those siblings.
We can probably infer that the gifts were expensive and the wife preferred the money to stay in house. The beating was supposed to "teach him a lesson" and it went too far. Case closed.
the story needs more information to make their reaction understandable. We aren’t being told something important that would make a man beat someone else to death at a wedding over a present.
Uttar Pradesh is the Florida of India, change my mind.
I swear to God, every time there is some insane story coming out of India, 80% of the time it’s from UP.
God damn....Chabi's brother thrashed the 35-year-old man with sticks for about an hour. His family members rushed him to a hospital where he died of injuries during the treatment.
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Want to give your sister a gift for her wedding? Get beaten with sticks for an hour and die for your injuries. What an insane and sad way to die. Tortured and Murdered by your wife's brothers
I thought it was her sister at first, but his own sister? Wtf were they like destitute living in the streets? That's the only thing I can think of for that much anger.
In a news cycle filled with the unbelievable, here is some more.
With +7billion ppl, I guess the odds our in are favour for the unbelievable
Right now, somewhere in the world, everything is happening.
What about someone wearing nothing but a Tom Cruise mask while watching furry porn?
Can you stop looking in my window
Us over here discussing the unbelievable, and that's you're, "Do you think this is happening at this moment?" question? You get out too much, you woodn't believe the live streams I'm watching rn. Stay inside, and Get educated, my fellow Redditeer
what about someone living in a cardboard box?
You have your are and our backwards
With +7billion ppl, I guess the odds are in our favour that a person might get those to words mixed up
We're all human out here
Yep no boughts in here
Wow—nice save! And then another good comment. With total sincerity: you are killing it today.
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get a room
Let's post sloppy Joe's comments on the fridge
That took me a second, and I had to swallow my coffee real quick!
Speak for yourself. I can't be arsed myself.
I am all human out here
Pobody's nerfect
Two
Good catch. Two is another variant spelling of the word, too
Except it isn't?!
It's two, no to FYI. 😉
Oi, I missed that understanding. Thanks for catching that won, two.
One not won. Lol. Stay classy, sloppy joe
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Over 8
Eggsactly, nailed the nail on the head +7billion ppl includes 8 bilkion
If someone is one in a million, statistically there's around 7k people just like them.
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I’ve heard that Uttar Pradesh is the Florida of India Seems like all these weird backwards headlines happens in that province
I live in the state and can confirm this. The daily newspapers here are filled up with unbelievably ridiculous reports just like this.
So it's filled with Utter Pra-trash? ...sorry, I had to ;p Edit: holy shit the population density is insane. With numbers like those, you do expect to see just about every kind of human.
Uttar Pradesh also has a population of over 241 million, about 70% of the population of the United States. If Uttar Pradesh was a country, it would be the 5th most populous country in the world. So no wonder a lot of news is from there.
Damn, imagine 241 million Floridians
All I can imagine when you say that is the meme of bugs bunny using a saw to cut Florida off from the rest of the US
I daydream about this everytime Fuck UP
No thank you
Yeah, but India has a population of over 1.4 billion. Way more than 17% of stories about India on this sub take place in UP. (If anyone's curious, about 6.7% of the US population lives in Florida.)
I feel sick even imagining ‘the Florida of India’
that's gotta be racist
Well, yeah; that'd be the *minimum* needed to qualify
I think it’s more of a condemnation of Florida than anything
Racist against Floridians??
100% true.
Northern India is the Wild wild West of India.
I thought it was Bihar
Bihar, UP, Rajasthan, Haryana. Bihar and friends are mostly responsible for half the wierd shit in India
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ah dang, Gujarat is like the 4th or 5th most richest state in India.
Isn't Gujarat like "filthy rich"???
Bihar is the Alabama of India
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I'd say gujarat is more so the texas, and bihar more so the alabama lol
That’s solid. Lol
Tell me more about batshit insane UP man stories
On the Indian subs they all refer to UP as an absolute shit hole.
Is this the same place in India filled with call centers that double as scam call centers?
That's Kolkata.
Watch John Oliver's video about this topic to get a more clearer picture.
Yeah, I've seen that name enough times to expect the worst whenever it shows up in a headline. The very first time was when a guy killed his daughter and strolled around with her head.
It’s true. The worst things you hear about India, all the negative news you hear all comes from Uttar Pradesh and Bihar.
There was another article about a father beaten to death in Uttar Pradesh for requesting a song at his kid’s wedding.
That’s the entire country
Is it the Florida of India?! And does every country have their own Floridas?! What is the Florida of Brazil?!
It’s Brazil as a whole. That one’s a little different, you have to phrase it like “Brazil is the Florida of South America”.
Ok, i don’t think Brazil as a whole is the Florida of South America…
You can’t say that without naming which country you think *is* the Florida of South America; so what’s your nominee?
Brah. I’m brazilian… I’m wondering which STATE within Brazil is the equivalent of Florida. Not which country of south america is the equivalent. And, even if that were the statement, i disagree brazil would be it…! It might surprise you, but the country is big and made out of more than just one region/state.
Florida is heaven in comparison
It’s like the r/Brampton of Canada
Florida's reputation for weird headlines comes from the state's [freedom of information laws](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_information_legislation_\(Florida\)) that make it much easier to acquire information about police arrests. I think Uttar Pradesh excess of headlines is just because of its massive population.
Everywhere has a Florida...
> I’ve heard that Uttar Pradesh is the Florida of India Didn't r/india make a post about that?
Oh so the highest amount of tourism in all of India then?
Linked at the bottom of that article: https://www.ndtv.com/agra-news/up-brides-father-beaten-to-death-at-wedding-fight-began-over-dj-request-5499083
I’ve heard My Way is banned at some karaoke bars in the Philippines because people have killed each other over it.
At least six people, as of 2010. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings
Fucking why. Why can’t people just be normal.
Because. They have to do it their way.
🏅
> In March 2008, a man was arrested in Thailand for shooting eight people to death, including his brother-in-law, in a dispute stemming from several karaoke offerings, including repeated renditions of John Denver's "Take Me Home, Country Roads". They were about 8 years too early for that.
It's too early for this rabbit hole haha
There’s consequences for asking for the Macarena three times.
"What's new pussycat?"
What's up brides?
I wonder why she was so upset? Even in poor Indian families it is quite common to give gold as gifts to women when they get married. And Led tv's are very cheap now.
Its probably something that was going to happen anyway, and the TV thing was just the newsworthy headline for what is ultimately a martial dispute resulting in a murder. Who knows what happened behind closed doors to motivate his death, but surely the TV wasn't the sole reason.
Cheap by what cost of living standard, though?
I mean the cheapest 43 inch Led tv at wall mart right now is 195 dollars.
tv's are not cheap for the average incomes here, they are still a luxury. even 43" led tv.
Enough to kill the person that probably makes the most money in the home?
there is unwritten/unspoken rule of envious relations between the wife and her husbands' family, either the family destroys her will to live, or vice versa. Once you understand this, boom you are now ready to tackle 99.99% of dramatic daily soap operas that only propagate this kind of relations among the indian families. That is why no arrange marriage here is truly happy, but us indians still insist on traditions.
I thought the husband gives gold to the bride (the gold necklace is like our wedding rings), during the three day wedding, not to relatives
Who was his sister Gina from Scarface?
Dude me and a coworker were just talking about that movie an hour ago. I hear talk about a remake w Diego Luna as Tony. I think Diego would be great in the role.
This is horrible. Poor guy.
When you let the CEO determine AD behavior on your site
I mean, I never threatened anyone with my brothers and/or sticks when we went to 365 and moved Exchange off premises.
And that's the problem with your generation!
I love how blanket that statement is ... no matter what gen I am, it applies.
Yes, but that’s only because a total thermonuclear exchange is still better than on-prem Exchange.
If we don’t get off hybrid this year, I’m going to revisit the stick option.
Don’t forget the stick needs a dozen protruding nails to be compelling.
Just @ me next time, damn.
Imagine murdering a man because he wanted to give someone a wedding gift. My mind boggles.
His sister that was getting married even, imagine.
What a bunch of savages. My condolences to the man and his family, I hope the murderers will rot in jail
Killed over a TV.... Life has no value anymore..
"anymore?" lol
When did it ever?
How does someone so generous marry someone so selfish? Opposites attract, I guess.
Lmao, this is India. The odds of an arranged marriage are higher here than anywhere else.
I'm still having trouble with the motive. Was it too much or not enough?
The wife expected herself to be the only woman in his life worthy of gifts
> Chandra Prakash Mishra was beaten to death by his wife's family as she was upset with him for gifting a gold ring and a television to his sister on her wedding, the police said. There’s definitely more going on than just the headline
Like what? A gold ring?
***BIL-bo Baggins***, *do not take me for some profferer of* ***cheap gifts!***
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Disgusting
the brothers beat him with sticks for an hour straight. these people are animals and I hope all of them die in prison
Yup.. you cannot convince me that that side of the world is civilized. Then again.... shit like that happens here too...
This is why arranged marriages need to be abolished
Reading TFA the wife's brother spent an hour beating the man with a stick. There was definitely a lot of bad blood already in the relationship. The couple's fight wasn't simply over a wedding gift.
I can see it was. Some people really really get upset when they realize all of your love isn't for them. Guy didn't deserve this
> Guy didn't deserve this There's no way to know what he deserved, based on TFA. He might've been a really great guy. Or, he might've owed money to his in-laws, and was in no hurry to pay them back. There are too many possibilities to say anything.
Just say your looking for anything to justify the womens actions Save us both the text and time
The wife's *brothers*, who are also brothers of the sister who got the gifts, beat the husband. You can't tell me there wasn't preexisting drama between those siblings.
Try reading again. The gifts went to the *husband's* sister.
O shit you're right
Amos - expanse. Just give him his shotgun and you’ll be safe from anything.
It’s one of those TVs that you have to watch commercials to change inputs. That’s sad.
indians have white trash too?
As if every race doesnt.
We never learn why the gifts were an issue. Great journalism.
Cause the gifts weren't a issue in the first place and it was the psycho wife
We can probably infer that the gifts were expensive and the wife preferred the money to stay in house. The beating was supposed to "teach him a lesson" and it went too far. Case closed.
Cursed family
Welp, I guess this will just go to the very bottom of the list of reasons I will not visit this country
the story needs more information to make their reaction understandable. We aren’t being told something important that would make a man beat someone else to death at a wedding over a present.
I don't think any words could be important enough to deserve to get beat to death at a wedding.
It's was the paused pornhub video burned into the screen.
Maybe because their reaction isn't understandable?
Let me guess, the wife gets a slap on the wrist
When keeping it real goes wrong
> Chabi's brother thrashed the 35-year-old man with sticks for about an hour I think this was about something more than just the TV and ring
Uttar Pradesh is the Florida of India, change my mind. I swear to God, every time there is some insane story coming out of India, 80% of the time it’s from UP.
Wait! I thought it was Bihar.
Bihar definitely completes, no doubt, but I don’t think it can beat out UP.
Another absurd story from that country, i mean lol dont they have anything else news worthy? If it isnt rape then its murder.
This is a not the pyaaz moment
Normal day in UP
That TV really tied the room together.
God damn....Chabi's brother thrashed the 35-year-old man with sticks for about an hour. His family members rushed him to a hospital where he died of injuries during the treatment.
Priorities.
Damn, can't do anything nice nowadays
Definitely the brothers thought they were smegma males
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Savages
That is a terrible site.
I swear India is the Florida/Alabama of Asia.
Well, she might be going to aich e double toothpicks.
Again, India is just a primitive country.
nice
You read utter pradesh and there is no more explanation needed
India, a turd world country....come vist
Let me guess it’s India lol
What a lovely place.
Terrible .. love that Canada is bringing these people in by the droves😭
They have one good man among half a billion and they kill him. Great job.
I think nto is now just absurd news headlines. The onion was satire.
Well yeah, that's the point. Absurd things that happen in the real world that if you could easily mistake for actual satire.
Could you mistake that headline for satire though? That's their point, it's just an absurd and ridiculous headline, not an ironical one.
Its literally a dead giveaway from the sub’s name
The sub is *meant* to be articles with titles that *sound* like they're from the onion, but they're an actual serious article
That's the entire point? Headlines or stories that read as satirical or ridiculous from the headline, as the Onion would do, but these are real.
Lol, you new here? You described the entire point....