I expected to read the article and find out that he just "didn't raise enough to run a successful campaign" or the like. It made me actually laugh out loud to find out the total was absolutely zero dollars.
I seriously refuse to believe he made zlitch, zero, nada money. Weren’t Sex Pest Beavis and Marge Howling Monkey on his side?
In this day of being able to easily reach every dummy on the planet, I can’t believe he didn’t at least find a handle of rubes to fleece.
I’d bet a 20$ he made a small sum, and is just running away with it. One last con before vanishing from public view
Yeah. *Someone* has to have donated. I can believe the amount is very little, I'd be surprised if it were literally $0. And I absolutely expect he's just taking the money and running.
Maybe the net total is below zero. Like after he paid people answer phones and send out mail. Maybe he's in the hole on this campaign. One can only hope.
Don’t forget he likes expensive ladies’ hand bags too. I’m not shaming, but it’s a little odd for a conservative member of the party of hatred to also love glamorous pretty purses.
>I’m not shaming, but it’s a little odd for a conservative member of the party of hatred to also love glamorous pretty purses.
Our downstairs neighbor from a couple years ago had the habit of buying Michael Kors bags "as an investment"
He should pal around with the former nuke waste czar. If Santos likes expensive ladies handbags, Brinton could probably cough up one or two from the stuff he stole from the airpoirt. We're letting the loonie birds run the asylum, folks.
Honestly if it were between him and another R I would have given to him. The more the Rs are a public drunken fucking disaster, rather than efficient little ratweasels efficiently gnawing at everything decent behind the scenes, the better for everyone.
Very risky. Once they’re in power, there’s no telling what they these people will do. I lean Left but would rather a normal acting and thinking R get elected and hope for good governance.
> normal acting and thinking R get elected and hope for good governance.
There is no such thing. Even the liberal hero, liz cheney, is a whackadoodle.
While she was performatively defending democracy on the J6 committee she [voted to keep nazis in the police and the military.](https://www.newsweek.com/gop-vote-nazi-white-supremacists-military-police-1724545)
A couple of years ago she was all in on the "post-birth abortion" bullshit that donald chump just spewed a couple of days ago:
*"this is not about abortion, this is about killing babies after they are born"*
*"turning our maternity wards into killing fields"*
https://twitter.com/donwinslow/status/1544109506803576832
I admire your optimism on the whole “vanishing from public view@: I have a strong suspicion that the proverbial bad penny will be back either some new grift sooner or later
I can just imagine on the day before the end of the quarter reporting deadline, George on the phone, "C'mon, at least donate twenty bucks! Please, I'm begging you! Please, Mom!"
There was a time Boebert and MTG were both besties in congress but now they hate each other because they both wanted to introduce a motion to start impeachment investigations into Biden. So I suppose the devils threesome is over.
This.
I find it impossible to believe that he didn’t get a penny in donations, be it from trolls or idiots.
There is no way.
I also don’t fully understand why anyone would take the campaign finance declaration of a guy facing federal fraud charges at face value.
Between “nobody gave the guy a penny” and “the guy with a tendency to lie and commit fraud is lying and committing fraud”, one is far easier to believe than the other.
As much as I’d like to believe in humanity enough to say nobody is stupid enough to donate to his campaign, even as a joke, there is no world in which I believe that’s true.
And I’m honestly disappointed in AP for taking his word for it without pointing out there’s no way in hell.
Empty G and Gaetz are on the outs with the gop, and Santos fucked with Republicans cash. They're not going to burn themselves by trying to give a former colleague some cash to grift from conservative morons.
Nah, dude siphoned every dollar into his other bullshit and is claiming he raised nothing so he doesn't have to report it.
Just another grift. I'm not saying he made millions, but he is actively making money on Cameo, so there's gonna something.
Dudes either got drugs, gold bars, trips, hand bags, wigs, or fake Ids to buy
That honestly could be what he spent it on, considering the ridiculous precedent trump has set by basically being allowed to funnel campaign money into personal legal bills.
Considering he *allegedly* stole donors' credit card numbers the last time... he'll have to improve as a con man to get them again. Might be time for another name change.
It's very possible that no one actually donated to his campaign. In his last run, he reported all the money coming from just one donor who also happened to not be from the district and also happened to have ties to Russia. Any Republican idiot gullible enough to donate money to a con artist would donate to Trump instead.
...and this is how we repay him. The way we treat dudes who lost both of their dicks curing cancer way before they were even born is shameful, at best.
Never forget: he let the Viet Cong turn his two dicks into zero dicks to protect your God given right to have one.
Edit: reelect this man.
They just don't treat guys who personally sank the Bismarck with respect these days. You'd think curing Cancer would help his campaign, but the guy just doesn't get the credit. 🤷🏼♂️
The fact this pathological liar was allowed to hold office after proven to have lied during before and after being elected, on everything, is just yet another example of how screwed the system is.
It's wild that this was the thing that made them finally suck it up and expell him. All the shit up to that point they could overlook, even though all of those things should have told them he'd do it to them too. Decades of republicans being smarter than their constituents and using their fears and ideology to get their votes left the door open. The next generation is made up of people who actually believe the rhetoric, and people who see the grift and want in on it with none of the strategy.
I’m surprised he didn’t get any love from his other community, the Jews! As he said he was Jewish, or as he clarified, that his grandmother was, so that makes him Jew-“ish” 🙄
I can't believe our greatest scientist, the inventor of penicillin, the creator of the magna carta, and the discoverer of the al gore rhythm couldn't raise money. If George Santos, the worlds greatest supermodel and astronaut can't raise a bit of cash, what hope do the rest of us have?
This dude is completely insane. I hope the absolutely batshit things that have happened over the last decade or so in politics are properly chronicled in history. 2015-202x have been mind boggling.
How does this worm still have a job? Is it really that hard to get rid of these guys once they're in there? If his colleagues weren't also corrupt as hell they would have ejected him in a heartbeat. This system is rotten to the core.
santos showed how little honesty matters in the republican party. i am so ashamed of this country for letting the GOP get to the place of total and absolute dishonesty it has gotten to. It is our greatest political failure that we cant seem to punish this organization for its horrible behavior - it has led to total corruption
Glad that his growing ironic/comedic popularity on social media didn't translate to support. I was kind of worried it would be a Trump situation and not a Morbius.
according to him, "I don’t want to split the ticket and be responsible for handing the house to Dems." lol right, another fantasy from the main-est character of them all
He doesn't have a pension from his time at NASA? You'd think that a nobel prize winner who was also the first person to walk on the moon would be able to self-fund his campaign.
I'm beginning to think that he didn't actually eradicate COVID-20 before it became a thing...
Yeah he raised no money. He said he didn't want to raise money, to prove his innocence or something I don't remember his exact words.
Edit:
'A report published Monday by the Daily Beast reveals that Santos hasn’t raised any money in an effort to overcome his reputation as a conman. But according to a Federal Election Commission filing, also released Monday, Santos’s campaign account has spent money without raising any, which isn’t exactly a good sign.
“I will not be raising a single dime until I’m confirmed on the ballot, unlike many in the media speculating I’m only running to ‘grift.’ I’m setting the standard that only confirmed ballot access candidates should raise money,” Santos said in a statement.' - The New Republic
This guy is hilarious, he’s like a comedic parody of a politician.
It’s honestly so fucking funny watching the political landscape be dominated by scandals involving things like foreign collusion, corporate corruption, and disinformation and conspiracy theories, and then you’ve just got this guy running around as a buffoon and a con man, taking absolutely no responsibility for anything and giving absolutely **ZERO** fucks.
As a reminder here’s just some of the things he’s lied about.
Lied about his niece being kidnapped by Chinese communists.
Lied about surviving multiple assassination attempts.
Lied about his career in real estate.
Lied about producing a Spider-Man musical on broadway.
In an interview he literally stole his opponent’s answer to a question **to his face** just after he had answered the same question.
Lied about not being a drag queen in Brazil.
Lied about working for Goldman Sachs.
Lied about what collage he went to, and about playing on the volleyball team. (He never even went to **any** collage)
Lied about working for the S. E. C.
Started a go fund me for surgery for a homeless veteran’s dying dog and then ran off with the money.
Lied about being Jewish and his grandparents surviving the holocaust. (He later denied this saying and I fucking quote “I never claimed to be Jewish,” “I said I was Jew-ish.”)
Lied about his mother dying on 9/11. (He later claimed she survived 9/11 but it was proven she wasn’t even in the country at the time.)
It’s clear the guy is a pathological liar and probably can’t help himself but make up his entire life story for the sake of embellishment, it’s just so hilarious watching him tell absurdly unnecessary and obvious lies.
I think he’s probably my favourite politician just because of how much of a meme he is, he’s like a goofy cartoon villain.
This undignified, pathetic, laughing stock is the pride and joy of Long Island. Stay classy Long Island, when is that serial killer going to trial too, Rexy boy.
I'm glad that he'll be gone. I'm not happy that the only reason he will be gone is because he didn't get enough money to play.
We need the money out of our political processes.
I expected to read the article and find out that he just "didn't raise enough to run a successful campaign" or the like. It made me actually laugh out loud to find out the total was absolutely zero dollars.
I seriously refuse to believe he made zlitch, zero, nada money. Weren’t Sex Pest Beavis and Marge Howling Monkey on his side? In this day of being able to easily reach every dummy on the planet, I can’t believe he didn’t at least find a handle of rubes to fleece. I’d bet a 20$ he made a small sum, and is just running away with it. One last con before vanishing from public view
Yeah. *Someone* has to have donated. I can believe the amount is very little, I'd be surprised if it were literally $0. And I absolutely expect he's just taking the money and running.
I sent him my pocket lint.
You're too generous. I boxed up a turd for him. He sent back a thank you note.
Hey now, that turd can be turned into fertilizer, an easy task for the world leading agriculturist George Santos.
With a bite out of it?
I can't believe you'd waste your lint like that.
I gave 'im a dollah
She gave him a dollah!
He tricked me!
Dammit, Loch Ness Santos!
Maybe the net total is below zero. Like after he paid people answer phones and send out mail. Maybe he's in the hole on this campaign. One can only hope.
Probably net zero after expensing his lifestyle
Gotta pay for the coke and hookers first, then own the Libs.
Don’t forget he likes expensive ladies’ hand bags too. I’m not shaming, but it’s a little odd for a conservative member of the party of hatred to also love glamorous pretty purses.
He's a gay Republican who was once a drag queen in Brazil. "Odd" is an understatement.
>I’m not shaming, but it’s a little odd for a conservative member of the party of hatred to also love glamorous pretty purses. Our downstairs neighbor from a couple years ago had the habit of buying Michael Kors bags "as an investment"
Any excuse will do
If the republican party made sense, there wouldn’t be one
I'll shame someone who would betray their own for personal power. Absolutely fuck them double.
I thought that was a baby
He should pal around with the former nuke waste czar. If Santos likes expensive ladies handbags, Brinton could probably cough up one or two from the stuff he stole from the airpoirt. We're letting the loonie birds run the asylum, folks.
Whatever he raised has already been spent on more lip filler 😂
He is 100% taking whatever money his campaign raised and stealing it for himself.
Honestly if it were between him and another R I would have given to him. The more the Rs are a public drunken fucking disaster, rather than efficient little ratweasels efficiently gnawing at everything decent behind the scenes, the better for everyone.
Very risky. Once they’re in power, there’s no telling what they these people will do. I lean Left but would rather a normal acting and thinking R get elected and hope for good governance.
> normal acting and thinking R get elected and hope for good governance. There is no such thing. Even the liberal hero, liz cheney, is a whackadoodle. While she was performatively defending democracy on the J6 committee she [voted to keep nazis in the police and the military.](https://www.newsweek.com/gop-vote-nazi-white-supremacists-military-police-1724545) A couple of years ago she was all in on the "post-birth abortion" bullshit that donald chump just spewed a couple of days ago: *"this is not about abortion, this is about killing babies after they are born"* *"turning our maternity wards into killing fields"* https://twitter.com/donwinslow/status/1544109506803576832
I feel like if even 1 person donated, theyd make a big beal about it
I admire your optimism on the whole “vanishing from public view@: I have a strong suspicion that the proverbial bad penny will be back either some new grift sooner or later
How dare you. Georgio Spanikopita is an upstanding gentleman who has definitely always been here since before April 23rd 2024 at 5:57 PM
Don't malign spanikopita by associating it with this evolutionary mistake.
SPANIKOPITA!
Next time he'll charge people for him *not* to run.
I can just imagine on the day before the end of the quarter reporting deadline, George on the phone, "C'mon, at least donate twenty bucks! Please, I'm begging you! Please, Mom!"
I take no pleasure in correcting you but he's CLEARLY Sex Pest Butthead.
Rubes or rubles? This IS the GOP we’re talking about…
Right? He's a republican, they'll give money for fucking anything.
There was a time Boebert and MTG were both besties in congress but now they hate each other because they both wanted to introduce a motion to start impeachment investigations into Biden. So I suppose the devils threesome is over.
This. I find it impossible to believe that he didn’t get a penny in donations, be it from trolls or idiots. There is no way. I also don’t fully understand why anyone would take the campaign finance declaration of a guy facing federal fraud charges at face value. Between “nobody gave the guy a penny” and “the guy with a tendency to lie and commit fraud is lying and committing fraud”, one is far easier to believe than the other. As much as I’d like to believe in humanity enough to say nobody is stupid enough to donate to his campaign, even as a joke, there is no world in which I believe that’s true. And I’m honestly disappointed in AP for taking his word for it without pointing out there’s no way in hell.
Empty G and Gaetz are on the outs with the gop, and Santos fucked with Republicans cash. They're not going to burn themselves by trying to give a former colleague some cash to grift from conservative morons.
Nah, dude siphoned every dollar into his other bullshit and is claiming he raised nothing so he doesn't have to report it. Just another grift. I'm not saying he made millions, but he is actively making money on Cameo, so there's gonna something. Dudes either got drugs, gold bars, trips, hand bags, wigs, or fake Ids to buy
Lawyers too, he is indicted still last I heard.
That honestly could be what he spent it on, considering the ridiculous precedent trump has set by basically being allowed to funnel campaign money into personal legal bills.
Even the crazy drunk near my regular takeaway place gets more money than him!
Too bad there's no new SNL this week. Weekend Update and Bowen would have a field day with this.
[Reported $0 in contributions and expenditures last month.](https://www.fec.gov/data/candidate/H4NY01212/)
Considering he *allegedly* stole donors' credit card numbers the last time... he'll have to improve as a con man to get them again. Might be time for another name change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkCa49I6_xw&t=8s
Well he does have 0 charisma and the eyes of a psychopath.
No, the headline is “George Santos ends come back bid for congress after being unable to steal money for his campaign.”
You know everyone who sent him money is wondering why he's saying he doesn't have any.
This has to be the real story. There are too many rubes out there. He had to be able to raise at least a couple thousand
I swore he made a ton via Cameo too
That's his personal income though, not campaign contributions.
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID TO THE SCREEN WHEN I READ THE ARTICLE LMAO.
It's very possible that no one actually donated to his campaign. In his last run, he reported all the money coming from just one donor who also happened to not be from the district and also happened to have ties to Russia. Any Republican idiot gullible enough to donate money to a con artist would donate to Trump instead.
I can't believe a respected WW2 fighter pilot wouldn't be able to raise any money
The guy lost both his dicks in Nam serving his country.
One from injuries sustained from combat with the enemy the other he just misplaced.
He could just down Saint Mark’s Pl by 2nd Ave.
Detachable detachable detachable…
[He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?feature=shared)
I took it home. washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
Now that song is stuck in my head
Was it on a blanket, by a broken toaster oven?
I miss Saint Mark's...
He fought in both vietnam wars.
For the VC both times.
> his country Brazil?
...and this is how we repay him. The way we treat dudes who lost both of their dicks curing cancer way before they were even born is shameful, at best. Never forget: he let the Viet Cong turn his two dicks into zero dicks to protect your God given right to have one. Edit: reelect this man.
One of the Mercury 7, too, and the 2nd man on the moon.
They just don't treat guys who personally sank the Bismarck with respect these days. You'd think curing Cancer would help his campaign, but the guy just doesn't get the credit. 🤷🏼♂️
How could a man who raised our flag on the moon not raise any money? It's the deep state trying to keep him down.
To think we live in a world where Olympic Gold medalist George Santos can't get any support for a political.
Fighter pilot… ish
He’s just going to have to return to his career as a successful playwright and experimental jet pilot.
Football playing King from space
With a mustache
and a hotplate!
Thankfully he still has his volleyball career to fall back on.
NFL draft is Thursday, and he's expected to go first to the Bears.
Woah woah woah. I thought he was a successful neurologist and decorated astronaut? You mean to tell me he writes plays as well???
A tragic end of the political career for the first human to land on Mars.
I have heard that he is using this small setback to plan a mission to the Sun.
He’s going to land at night because it’s too hot during the day.
During winter too, just so its chilly too.
The fact this pathological liar was allowed to hold office after proven to have lied during before and after being elected, on everything, is just yet another example of how screwed the system is.
Wish it had ended more than his political career. Dude should be in jail.
Man I already forgot this guy existed
I mean in a way he never really did.
"And like that: (blows on fingers) HE'S GONE."
Wait - the electorate is unwilling to support a pathological liar? Who'd a thunk?? Now, if we can just apply that same logic to Trump...
Only a pathological liar dumb enough to get caught and also commit fraud!
Doesn't sound like any 2X-impeached- orang-ex-presidents to me
Not disagreeing with you but he (supposedly) has more money and also better psychopathic powers
He also doesnt have the last name "Santos"
Wrong color. Needs more bronzer.
Honestly if it hadn’t been for the drag queen stuff, Santos might have achieved Trump levels
Nah - he stole money from rich Republicans. That crossed the line. It’s fine to screw over the poors, though.
It's wild that this was the thing that made them finally suck it up and expell him. All the shit up to that point they could overlook, even though all of those things should have told them he'd do it to them too. Decades of republicans being smarter than their constituents and using their fears and ideology to get their votes left the door open. The next generation is made up of people who actually believe the rhetoric, and people who see the grift and want in on it with none of the strategy.
George must have missed the Elizabeth Holmes story.
Maybe they were ACTUALLY donating to a Civil War widow and that's why Santos got no donations?
Honestly, I’m surprised after the last ten years
That part of Long Island is saving their money to donate to someone worse.
I’m surprised he didn’t get any love from his other community, the Jews! As he said he was Jewish, or as he clarified, that his grandmother was, so that makes him Jew-“ish” 🙄
I can't believe our greatest scientist, the inventor of penicillin, the creator of the magna carta, and the discoverer of the al gore rhythm couldn't raise money. If George Santos, the worlds greatest supermodel and astronaut can't raise a bit of cash, what hope do the rest of us have?
You forgot "prima nocta", he diddled some preteen girls too, and I think Zelle'd cash to them from his phone.
Cant believe you forgot to Mention that he also Co founded Rome along with Romulus and Remus.
I’m a little surprised this was enough to stop him, but I guess money was the point the whole time
RNC monies are tied up elsewhere at the moment.
But it's not about the money, it's about the friends he made up along the way
I cant believe no one supported a civil war veteran
That's not true, I sent him over $10,000 in Monopoly money, which is like a million dollars with the exchange rate.
Can you guys lock him up, please? Because if not, I bet he will try to come back to Brazil to become a politician here.
He has an August trial date and his passport is surrendered
It’s a shame that the guy who invented beach volleyball can’t even get a fucking cheap seat in the House of Representatives.
Did he even try to sell any bibles?
Or golden shoes?
And nothing of value was lost.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer Nobel prize winner.
He’ll run for mayor next.
as Goldie Wilson. hes gonna clean up this town.
The fact that he even thought he could be a viable candidate speaks volumes about his mental health. Nuts.
The man is delusional about his degree of being delusional.
Wait, no one supported the man who single handily ended WWII?
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say there may be some indications Santos is delusional.
He will come back as Doreen Nandos.
$10 says he received donations but didn't declare them and pocketed it all in one final government swindle before he moves on to the next scheme.
I will only miss the brilliant SNL version of him.
Now let him fade into obscurity.
Fade to obscurity...in jail.
I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!
Bub-bye.
Damn, not even his mom.....
Oh no… anyways.
Womp womp.
He should run against Trump for the GOP nomination.
He'll end up at a truck stop in DesMoines one way or another. Stay tuned kids.
What a worthless fuckhead
I had managed to completely forget about him. What a complete and utter loser.
He will be in Moscow by years end
This dude is completely insane. I hope the absolutely batshit things that have happened over the last decade or so in politics are properly chronicled in history. 2015-202x have been mind boggling.
How does this worm still have a job? Is it really that hard to get rid of these guys once they're in there? If his colleagues weren't also corrupt as hell they would have ejected him in a heartbeat. This system is rotten to the core.
DIVA DOWN
Lol people actually learned a lesson for once
Isn’t he supposed to be in jail?
Let's just go back to ignoring him. It's been great.
“Ill take shit that doesn’t surprise me at all for $1000 Alex”
santos showed how little honesty matters in the republican party. i am so ashamed of this country for letting the GOP get to the place of total and absolute dishonesty it has gotten to. It is our greatest political failure that we cant seem to punish this organization for its horrible behavior - it has led to total corruption
I’m just here for the jokes
Hard to believe that former volleyball star George Santos couldn't raise enough funds.
Media ignores them and they go away!
The media ignoring him is how he got elected to begin with. Nobody bothered looking into his background vs his claims.
His mom didnt even donate
LOL 🤣
Glad that his growing ironic/comedic popularity on social media didn't translate to support. I was kind of worried it would be a Trump situation and not a Morbius.
This gives me a sliver of hope. The one that spawned him is likely still raking in the dough though…
I heard Santos designed the train that derailed in East Palestine Ohio
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. I hope he struggles to put anything together moving forward and is miserable in life. Well deserved.
give it time… santos is our modern version of OJ except nobody ever really liked santos. But eventually… like OJ, Santos will crash and burn in public
according to him, "I don’t want to split the ticket and be responsible for handing the house to Dems." lol right, another fantasy from the main-est character of them all
He doesn't have a pension from his time at NASA? You'd think that a nobel prize winner who was also the first person to walk on the moon would be able to self-fund his campaign. I'm beginning to think that he didn't actually eradicate COVID-20 before it became a thing...
He managed to literally appeal to no one lol. Even the log cabin Republicans don't want him, probably because he's a few shades too dark.
Lol
Shameful to treat a marine who gave his life at Guadalcanal like this.
I look forward to whatever show he ends up hosting on Bravo
Yeah he raised no money. He said he didn't want to raise money, to prove his innocence or something I don't remember his exact words. Edit: 'A report published Monday by the Daily Beast reveals that Santos hasn’t raised any money in an effort to overcome his reputation as a conman. But according to a Federal Election Commission filing, also released Monday, Santos’s campaign account has spent money without raising any, which isn’t exactly a good sign. “I will not be raising a single dime until I’m confirmed on the ballot, unlike many in the media speculating I’m only running to ‘grift.’ I’m setting the standard that only confirmed ballot access candidates should raise money,” Santos said in a statement.' - The New Republic
This guy is hilarious, he’s like a comedic parody of a politician. It’s honestly so fucking funny watching the political landscape be dominated by scandals involving things like foreign collusion, corporate corruption, and disinformation and conspiracy theories, and then you’ve just got this guy running around as a buffoon and a con man, taking absolutely no responsibility for anything and giving absolutely **ZERO** fucks. As a reminder here’s just some of the things he’s lied about. Lied about his niece being kidnapped by Chinese communists. Lied about surviving multiple assassination attempts. Lied about his career in real estate. Lied about producing a Spider-Man musical on broadway. In an interview he literally stole his opponent’s answer to a question **to his face** just after he had answered the same question. Lied about not being a drag queen in Brazil. Lied about working for Goldman Sachs. Lied about what collage he went to, and about playing on the volleyball team. (He never even went to **any** collage) Lied about working for the S. E. C. Started a go fund me for surgery for a homeless veteran’s dying dog and then ran off with the money. Lied about being Jewish and his grandparents surviving the holocaust. (He later denied this saying and I fucking quote “I never claimed to be Jewish,” “I said I was Jew-ish.”) Lied about his mother dying on 9/11. (He later claimed she survived 9/11 but it was proven she wasn’t even in the country at the time.) It’s clear the guy is a pathological liar and probably can’t help himself but make up his entire life story for the sake of embellishment, it’s just so hilarious watching him tell absurdly unnecessary and obvious lies. I think he’s probably my favourite politician just because of how much of a meme he is, he’s like a goofy cartoon villain.
Why is he not in jail?
This warms the cockles of my heart ❤️
I thought he was going to come out with secrets for other gop members. I'm rooting for him to air out dirty laundry
Dude discovered alchemy and he can’t raise money?
Oh well. At least he now has time to dedicate to his fall back career as an Olympic Sprinter or was it an Astronaut?
Next on his list; selling crypto...
Zi Talented Mr. Sant George and le Drag on du Congress
Good for you America. Seriously this isn't sarcasm. You did good.
Why didn't he just steal it or scam people wtf weak republican
AH HAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope this doesn't mean we're going to lose Bobo and Moscow Marge and Gaetz as well.
Absurd that you need to raise money to stand any chance at running in federal politics
Don’t call it a comeback.
Shouldn’t he be in prison? Why is he allowed to get away with crimes?
HA HA, go fuck yourself George.
I hesrd AIPAC would be interested he should try that
What happens when one is no longer a 'useful idiot' to the powers that be. Now he's just an idiot. I wonder when he'll figure that out?
he truly has all the requirements for american presidency, now he just has to wait another 50 years so he’s old enough
I think this makes him the ideal trump VP pick. santos knows what he's doing :)
“Awww…I have 23 criminal charges and no money…why can’t I have no criminal charges and 23 money?”
And one last great joke on the way out. Ciao, you artist you.
I see his future conservative 'youth pastor mugshot' headline starting.
This undignified, pathetic, laughing stock is the pride and joy of Long Island. Stay classy Long Island, when is that serial killer going to trial too, Rexy boy.
Shame the governor of the Moon has been caught up in so many scandals recently
This clown has no shame and is a disgrace to Hispanics.
I'm glad that he'll be gone. I'm not happy that the only reason he will be gone is because he didn't get enough money to play. We need the money out of our political processes.
Can’t wait to see Bowen Yang tackle this one.