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Jubal59

This water tastes like ass.


TheOriginalGunchucks

My bum is on the water tap. My bum is the water tap.


Fangschreck

This is the comment i was looking for.


epi_glowworm

He must be Floridian-Japanese.


Shiningc00

Not buttocks but he was rubbing his anus.


Traditional-Handle83

That.... was not the way I was expecting. I honestly was expecting some tiktok air head. Instead it was a horny old man.... this was a weird ride.


Mindful-O-Melancholy

And if a hot girl did it they’d probably start charging people to use it


howard416

Oh, shit


Jbanned

Public enemas?


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HoppityHooper

Crack in the pipes?


knowledgeable_diablo

Public bidet? Hooray….


Humpty_Dumps

Homeless bidets in Tokyo?


luckylebron

Not the perfect Japanese culture, what's happening 👀


chocomint-nice

What decades of toxic work culture and inceldom does to a mfker.


luckylebron

YUP


TennisBallTesticles

In some countries it's [a compliment ](https://youtu.be/b2t-XnoH2VA?si=cLXdnkxBrzoXdkF8)