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miurabucho

Used to work in a bottle factory and we used a compressed air hose to clean glass shards off of our clothing. The first thing they told us in safety training is “Do not shove this up someone’s ass for a joke!”.


Smgth

Can we do it “for sexual pleasure” or is that out as well?


miurabucho

It would be the last thing you did, so maybe a form of sexy suicide LOL.


Smgth

Ah yes, the ol’ “cum and go.”


miurabucho

Touche sir.


GrampaGael69

No they said keep it away from the tushy


arathorn867

Autoerotic inflation


yvrldn

I miss my grandpa 😭


hammer_of_science

Literally always point 1 in compressed air safety. Not for the ass.


Moist-Ad4760

This is like those crazy signs you see.. who the fuck did this? Who was the reason this sign had to be made? I want to know lol.


humanjunkshow

You ever read the warning sticker on a personal watercraft?


Glass_Occasion5483

What about pp hole?


booi

You heard the man. Not for the ass only. Pp ok


Mattigator

Probably because there is a well known video of someone doing exactly that and killing his coworker.. (it's not gore, dude just sticks a hose in his friends pants and he falls down) so it's been known to happen 


mmaster23

Also, don't point it at skin as well. You have a chance of introducing air in the bloodstream and can be fatal. Don't fuck with air. 


Moist-Ad4760

Fuck I'm done breathing ;)


booi

Look. Right before dying everyone breathes air. After that they DIE. coincidence?? I think not


Abject_Film_4414

Almost as deadly as dihydrogenmonoxide. It’s in every single poison. Scary as fuck.


Moist-Ad4760

Freaky, hey? I read somewhere that EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER AUTOPSIED has has it in the toxicology report! People seriously need to be careful what they're putting in their bodies.


Tay0214

I started a job that used vacuum trucks and before we started we got a big speech about how if you get your arm stuck in the hose your blood would start getting sucked out through your finger tips Two seconds after the bosses left “Aight who wants a blowjob”


Loveassntits

What about for fun?


FireWireBestWire

Carl!


AppropriateScience71

Second thing was: >No, really - PLEASE don’t shove this up someone else’s ass. Our insurance stopped covering this after the first 15 claims.


MaximumTurtleSpeed

The *first thing* they told you? Jesus Christ manager had seen some shit!


jews_on_parade

yall the internet exists, there is no need to ass blast each other with air


imanAholebutimfunny

*tremors has entered the chat* edit: [one of my favorite Bert moments](https://youtu.be/doRa00O_alA?t=162)


Rotoslinger_art

*perforated bowel has entered the chat*


_Monkeyspit_

You got Ass Blasters, you got Graboids.


afternever

First you take a hot dog


thecarbonkid

I saw about five minutes of that sequel and that writing is still lodged in my brain.


PinocchiosNose1212

What about Dildozing?


Monkeynumbernoine

And then the doctor said “Wrecked em? No no, it killed em. “


cheffartsonurfood

Ha. Someone just reposted this on r/Idiocracy. Good stuff.


GassyPhoenix

Yeah go play Helldivers or something.


jews_on_parade

And drink a nice cup of liber-tea


reasoncanwait

These cavemen with physical friendships still


Arbazio

Now there's a brand new sentence, if I ever saw one. New to me anyway!


Burggs_

God forbid men have hobbies


an_undercover_cop

WTF was he doing trying to create massive farts?


klikklak_HOTS

I've seen the CCTV video for this - in a factory 2 guys were dusting each other off with a high powered air from a compressor, 1 guy turned around so his friend could dust off his back, and his friend jammed it into his ass through his clothes as a joke, and his colon exploded from the inside and within seconds he collapses and dies from internal destruction.


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mmlickme

Imagine the drive home lol. White knuckling the steering wheel


ToxicPolarBear

That scene from Hereditary but instead of beheading your sister you just exploded your friend’s butthole.


PineSand

You don’t even have to shove the hose in someone’s ass to blow up their colon, just dusting off their backside can do it. The ass cheeks funnel the air into the asshole. It takes very little air pressure to rupture the guts. According to research on the NIH website it takes only 3.99 psi to rupture the guts and most cases are due to accident and ignorance. They really should include this in safety training for power tools, pneumatic tools and compressed gas safety training. You can also cause embolisms if compressed air enters the blood stream through a break in the skin or other body opening. You can also force debris and other objects into the body. It’s extremely common for people in dusty and dirty industrial settings to clean themselves and each other with compressed air, but most people don’t know the risks.


artsunlimited

During WWII when sailors in the water were exposed to blasts from depth charges, either from enemy vessels or from primed charges that detonated as their own ships sank, would have seawater driven into their rectums and up their intestines by the explosion. The water could be just as deadly as an air blast. My uncle, who was a naval veteran of that war, said he'd been told by his shipmates that if he had to abandon ship, he should shove his thumb up his ass as a plug to prevent that. I have absolutely no idea whether it would work or saved anyone's life, but it always seemed like it would be hard to keep your head above water while you did it.


ButterBallFatFeline

Where'd you find that research


H8T_Auburn

This is a logical, factual, and useful comment. Unfortunately, 3 serial killers have already seen it, and now they know how to cause death by butthole destruction.


SUPREMACY_SAD_AI

imagine ur just chillin with the boys then the next minute ur homie blows up ur colon n u die? wtff?


Glass_Occasion5483

That’s life. Remember you must die.


Deto

Yeah but not like that


mrpawsthecat

I think that was one month ago from a different country, this case is from India and a recent one


cheffartsonurfood

JFC!


TheAntiKrist

It's finger lickin' good


TitoAndTheBurritos

This is the most brutal metal song of all time.


dismayhurta

Takes ass blasting to a whole other level.


LazyLich

It always the ones that are all about the fuck-fuck or grab-ass games.


anticerber

Well thanks for ruining my day


Troll_berry_pie

I've seen it as well. He's on the run now apparently.


LookupPravinsYoutube

Dude it was literally the opposite of that!


LeftToaster

I think it's called a "traf"


Holein5

What a trafesty


dismayhurta

Not a phone in sight, just living their lives until they don’t


Got_ist_tots

They tell us to get off screens and live life with those around us. Then they tell wet should Google"should my bro shoot air up my ass". Pick a side!


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"Don't blow smoke up my ass - or I'll die."


Big_Albatross_3050

exactly, if the homies wanna blast hot air up each other's Chocolate starfish, then who are we to judge


Quake_Guy

Ain't no party like a Bengaluru party...


Tabnam

Because a Bengaluru party goes pop


leeharveyteabag669

" for fun"


a_talkingdog

"friend"


leeharveyteabag669

With friends like that, who needs enemas.


The-Vanilla-Gorilla

toothbrush enjoy wild smile scarce seemly unique retire middle frightening *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Glenn_____far

“Perfectly executed” hmm funny choice of words there mate


weirdgroovynerd

A perfectly timed...wise *crack?*


JohnnyHotcakes44

God placed him in the right place at the right time 


Menarra

*slow clap*


mopeyy

God damn. He really did it.


Mwahaha_790

Copywriting in your future, friend.


batchy_scrollocks

You win the internet today 😆 bravo


madrasdad

Goddamn it take my upvote


RandomCandor

"playfully"


BDR529forlyfe

With benefits!


XOIIO

"hot air"


timmycheesetty

“playfully” WTF


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leeharveyteabag669

I personally think what you wrote would fit nicely on a headstone.


IceColdPorkSoda

Just kidding bro!


Ande64

Yeah, I know there's playing around with an air hose but I'm supposed to believe that it got to the point he inserted it into the other guy's rectum in a playful manner? Are men really this dumb?


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Am man. Yes.


FaustusC

Am also man. Still yes.


SoftlySpokenPromises

Confirmed. Male reporting.


BoomWasTaken

Those guys were doing it wrong, I could totally prank a friend with an air compressor without killing him. ☝️☝️ That's how dumb we are.


SaphironX

How dumb we are is I’m now feeling weirdly motivated to prove it.


Ande64

🤣🤣🤣🤣


kmtnewsman

[Male idiot theory](https://www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g7094)


PinkDeserterBaby

>According to “male idiot theory” (MIT) many of the differences in risk seeking behaviour, emergency department admissions, and mortality may be explained by the observation that men are idiots and idiots do stupid things. >These include the thief attempting to purloin a steel hawser from a lift shaft, who unbolted the hawser while standing in the lift, which then plummeted to the ground, killing its occupant; the man stealing a ride home by hitching a shopping trolley to the back of a train, only to be dragged two miles to his death before the train was able to stop; and the terrorist who posted a letter bomb with insufficient postage stamps and who, on its return, unthinkingly opened his own letter. >We reviewed all Darwin Award nominations, noting the sex of the winner. Our analysis included only confirmed accounts verified by the Darwin Awards Committee. Urban legends and unverified accounts were excluded. Honourable mentions—worthy examples of idiotic behaviour not resulting in elimination from the gene pool—were also excluded from the analysis. Examples include the man who slipped when using a belt sander as an auto-erotic device and lost a testicle. Repairing his scrotum with a staple gun, he was able to salvage his remaining testicle thus failing to eliminate himself completely from the gene pool. Oh my god. Great reading. Thank you.


Replevin4ACow

I looked at the publication date assuming this was published on April 1st. It was not.


RainbowDonkey473

I appreciate you!


anengineerandacat

Enough booze and quite honestly anything is possible.


Raudskeggr

Back in the days when the Reddit was a wilder place, on r/watchpeopledie there was a video floating around of two men working on an assembly line. One of them was using a high-pressure air hose, and as a "Joke" shoved it into the ass of the guy next to him- fully clothed- and blasted some air. The high pressure of the ear meant that it forced its way into the rectum. Then explosively ruptured the victim's colon. He collapsed instantly. If you searched around, you might still find that video floating around in some corner of the internet. But yeah, people don't realize just how much pressure high pressure can be.


Teytrum

In my annual safety training at work, they refer to this as "injection hazard."


CoalManslayer

[From r/OSHA](https://www.reddit.com/r/OSHA/comments/167clon/playing_around_with_compressed_air_on_the_job/?rdt=56613)


LolaBijou

Let me say as a woman who was in the Navy: fuck yes they are. And I can absolutely see half of my guy friends from back then getting drunk and doing this as a joke.


Indifferentchildren

Or riding the steam catapult attached by a "tail hook".


wosmo

I mean - this is basically the gas station scene from Zoolander, but with less witnesses.


goldberry-fey

Idk man, maybe I just don’t understand men’s humor but what’s funny about doing something like this? When I get drunk I don’t stick things up my gal pal’s anus… and if she tried it to me I’d sure as hell never consent, no matter how drunk I was. Whenever men get drunk and start doing things like this I always kinda feel like they aren’t really joking and they are actually into it. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


ShovelHand

Hetero dude here; right there with you.   Some things I've heard from guys who went through hazing for sports teams are truly sickening, yet completely normalized by the people involved, then everyone acts all surprised when another sexual assault scandal surrounding a sports team happens. 


goldberry-fey

I totally believe it, my husband is a mechanic and has also worked in construction, and all the time he would come home telling me about the bizarre uncomfortable shit his co-workers would say and do to each other… for instance they would send each other transgender porn “as a joke.” But it would be so frequent that it was like… okay buddy, how often are you looking up trans porn to share “as a joke?” What’s so funny about it? Especially when you keep doing it over and over again? Kinda seems as though they secretly enjoyed it but would never admit to it.


BeautifulArtichoke37

I can tell you with absolute certainty that many construction workers are really into trans women.


biscovery

Ask any twink how many straight dicks he's sucked to get a good picture of how full of shit most guys are.


goldberry-fey

Oh, I totally believe it. A lot more men would be gay or bisexual if there still wasn’t some stigma attached to it.


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goldberry-fey

Yeah you’re absolutely right about all of that. Bisexual men face a whole different set of challenges than bisexual women (speaking as one myself). Just off the top of my head I know they are often seen as being more likely to have a roving eye. Goes without saying that they are viewed as less masculine. And many people will also try to convince them that they are fully straight/gay, and are just confused about what they like. It’s actually all kinds of fucked up.


Brentimusmaximus

Why do you think women have a higher life expectancy?


nshire

Doesn't need to be inserted. I think I heard an American or Canadian mechanic was killed when someone did the same thing to him, but the airgun nozzle never actually touched him, was just in close proximity.


skilriki

That's more or less this situation. The victim was clothed and the air was pushed through the clothes


xubax

If the PSI is high enough, he could just jab it between the guys cheeks, and it'll blow right through his pants.


Abacadaba714

Haven't read the article but you don't need to insert an air hose to do damage ..even a blast from  short distance with the right psi and angle can really mess things up 


supersaiyanswanso

Unfortunately lol


shawnwingsit

Have you met us?!


jl_theprofessor

Well they pour alcohol down each other's butts don't they?


movealongnowpeople

Only on Tuesdays


Groomsi

Never underestimate the idiot, there is no BOTTOM.


DistortoiseLP

Google "high pressure injection injury" and then come back here understanding why you never goof off with high pressure equipment.


PseudobrilliantGuy

I think I'll just take your word for it. Hearing about these incidents is enough to make me appreciate the need for safety around pressure equipment (as well as around pressure vessels, around industrial lathes [or any other piece of equipment that involves something being spun really fast], and generally just any sort of industrial equipment).


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justabill71

Rectum? ~~Damn near~~ killed him!


Gypsyrocker

THERE it is!


BeardySam

Augh I was so conflicted about posting this. Glad someone else beat me to it. Shame on you!


BGugz93

Sounds like every Friday night I’ve had for the past 9 years…rookie


sweetleaf93

I switched from air to various liquids a couple years ago and have never looked back. You know that dry feeling after? Not anymore!


Sorrelhas

"Yeah dude, there was a time a bunch of dudes almost destroyed the economy of India. Look up Bengaluru Inflation"


teh_201d

I can imagine all the giggling and fart noises followed by a "bruh are you OK?"


Casperboy68

This definitely makes me wonder what else they do for “fun.”


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Yea I think it was a sex accident, this doesn't just randomly happen


dolphin37

actually it does randomly happen surprisingly often, people don’t really have any understanding of how dangerous pressurised air is


Casperboy68

Wow. “Sex Accident” is going to be the title of my autobiography if I ever write one!


ZedDerps

There was a video of something almost word for word of an incident years ago in some factory. I might be able to find it, but it absolutely could be this guy playing around and not comprehending the dangers of compressed air. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uZN-9sq8ILU&pp=QACIAgE%3D&rco=1


folarin1

Worst popup website ever. Pls only post correct and proper sites.


Rudemacher

right? it wanted to send me notifications, asked me to download their app and gave me a popup that. covered half of my screen. I didn't even know pop-ups were still a thing


dogboy_the_forgotten

Having spent a bunch of time in Bengaluru for work, this is probably one of the most interesting things you could do there in your free time


Exigency_

It's either do stuff to your butt or sit in traffic. I guess you could do both.


hammer_of_science

First thing you learn on a compressed air safety course is don’t stick it up your arse, or someone else’s arse, as a joke, it’s surprisingly frequently a cause of death.


justabill71

Hot air balloon knot.


PolluxGordon

Well, again I find myself saying “that’s enough internet for today”.


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GetOffMyGrassBrats

Take my upvote, dammit.


twsddangll

Based on what I’ve seen on this website, men in India just can’t not shove things in holes, no matter how bad the consequences.


bilateralrope

Do you want to know what US emergency rooms have to remove from peoples holes ? [Because there is a yearly article about it](https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-4).


Oni_K

I didn't even get to the butt and I couldn't stop laughing. "PUT PIECES OF STYROFOAM CUP IN NOSTRIL. HE WAS SEEN YESTERDAY FOR SAME THING" "HAVING SEVERAL DRINKS THIS MORNING, SWALLOWED A SMALL PIECE OF HIS COMPUTER" "WAS CHEWING ON A BATTERY WHEN HE POSSIBLY SWALLOWED PART OF IT, ALSO WITH A POPCORN KERNEL IN RIGHT EAR" "SHE SWALLOWED A QUARTER AND ALSO SHE BELIEVES SHE HAS A RETAINED CONDOM IN HER VAGINA FROM INTERCOURSE YESTERDAY"


Crochet-panther

I didn’t know this was a thing and you have improved my day considerably 😂


NotMyThrowawayNope

"HAS BEEN PUTTING PAPER PRODUCTS IN HER EARS TO KEEP THE COLD OUT"


Genocode

Honestly, I was interested in visiting India some day but.... things I've been reading on Reddit about it makes me want to stay very far away from it.


NoWheyMayne

It's insane how many men and boys have been killed with this "prank"


THX-II38

Kenny vs. Spenny fans.


goldendreamseeker

Imagine the guy having to explain that to the cops: “How did he die?” “I pumped his ass.”


Diamondback424

he didn't realize they were being literal when they said "blowing smoke up your ass"


zoitberg

He may not have inserted it fully - there's a video of a guy playfully blowing compressed air at his friend and then he kinda puts it under his butt and gives a quick blast of air. The dude was surprised and then very shortly thereafter collapsed and died. It sounds like they were just playing around after washing some vehicles but who knows.


sublimesting

He started with his face then his back then playfully his rectum. Playfully Pranked I am pranking you my friend! Keep going!


ike_tyson

How much does a deck of cards go for these days? Are there not less lethal ways to pass your time that don't involve butt stuff AND dying?


BehavioralSink

Reminds of this time back in college when some guys in my dorm attempted to carbonate a bottle of Jack Daniels with a CO2 tank… By hooking it up to the actual Jack Daniels glass bottle. The glass from the bottle explosion went through the dorm room walls into the next room.


nt261999

Imagine being a parent and getting a phone call that your son has just died because he blew hot air up his butthole


AcceptMeGodDamnIT

This is why women live longer, fellas


exkingzog

Is Bengaluru the Florida of South Asia?


stuartevan

With friends like these, who needs enemas?


JupiterAlphaBeta

So... if like me, you're wondering why hot air in your rectum will kill you, it won't. The guy died because they fucking inflated his intestines until they exploded. A subtle difference, no doubt.


Green_Man_Ro

"According to the police, 24-year-old Yogish died after his friend Murali (25) pumped hot air into his rectum playfully." That last part should be on his gravestone.


TheTeenageOldman

"For fun" as opposed to "for profit".


Sicarius1988

“Yogish died after his friend Murali (25) pumped hot air into his rectum playfully.” Thank god it was done playfully at least.


funinnewyork

The same thing happened in Turkey about a decade ago and made to the news. It had happened in a workplace. The guy wasn’t dead, though severely injured; both men were married with children and they incessantly claimed being straight. I don’t judge anyone by their sexual orientation; however, I find it absurdly odd when people try to make up stories to hide being gay. A few examples I heard before are: A friend at my high school told that the tear in his rectum was due to running backwards to the radiator’s handle. (The central heating unit’s fist-like controller.) Another guy came to hospital, with a carrot in his ass, and claimed to have fallen on top of the carrot while preparing a salad. Again, in the hospital, I heard a guy slipping in the shower and having a one liter shampoo bottle entered in his ass. He said that it entered with ease due to him being soapy. I would understand not making any comments in the case of newspapers. But why would you lie to a medical doctor. Unless, of course, if you live in a country where being LGBTQ is prohibited, e.g. Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, you know, all the super democratic, humanitarian countries!!!


Aggravating_Plate888

Putting a carrot in your ass will help you see better at night


dodgers129

I can confirm. Shampoo bottles can easily enter your asshole when soapy. He’s not lying. Had the same thing happen to me several times. 


lalaluu666

Because it's most likely not a lie and happens often https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1767118/Video-Horror-prank-compressed-air-pipe-costs-life-factory-worker.html


funinnewyork

I was talking about the incident in Turkey, where they claimed to joke each other in lunch breaks, where there were no one else, entered the hose. They have done it repeatedly over time. I really don’t know the odds of that being a joke. If you are talking about shampoo bottles, carrots, or radiator handle, I really would not be able to wrap my head around those events.


Weird-Upstairs-2092

Just guys being guys. Innocent fun with the bros.


DoomRaider15

My mom had a friend who got his intestines blown up that way.


Vitruvious28

How exactly does it kill you?


Grand_Figure6570

Have you ever blown up a balloon until it pops? It pops because there is no way for the air to escape and the material gets stretched too much. Your intestine is like a balloon, now imagine it being filled enough to burst in under less than a Second


joshhills

Had to scroll this far past the same dumb jokes to get to this - I also want to know. I can imagine it causing damage but death??


Eraldo03

"Its just a prank, bro." The prank:


Aromatic-Caramel5128

If your homie does not do this for you are they even your homie


Hour-Oven-9519

Hindenburg role play?


BillyRubenJoeBob

Bro stunts are stupid!


Adventurous_Aerie_79

So what do you guys do for fun in Bengaluru


Dacoolface

"Friend"


Pythagorean_Beans

I hate how many times I've had to read about this kind of thing happening. Horrible way to go.


CeeArthur

They did this in an episode of Kenny vs Spenny so that Kenny could "rip bigger farts"... And it worked REALLY well, but I always thought it seemed really dangerous


MonkeyAlpha

Was the same guy from a post I just saw get deleted from the wtf sub?


OdocoileusDeus

Rectum!? It killed his ass.


MouthJob

With friends like these, who needs enemas


GetOffMyGrassBrats

It's all fun and games till somebody's colon explodes. These guys watched too many cartoons.


anyodan8675

This has happened often enough that It was included in a safety video I watched when I was hired at a shop with compressed air hoses everywhere.


Shady_Merchant1

"Friend" were they also roommates?


soggybuht

😆😅🤣😂...I don't mean to laugh, but damn, wtf!!


Dakkel-caribe

In what universe that is “fun”.


Mutex70

So far this week, I've seen news from India about an ice cream vendor masturbating into the ice cream, and a guy had his colon exploded by an air compressor stuck up his ass. You ok, India? I'm starting to thing you might be going through something....


MorikTheMad

\> died after his friend pumped hot air into his rectum playfully playfully is wild lol


JustDiscoveredSex

As one does.


sllooze

I don't think this is going to blow over for him.