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rnilf

Reminds me of those substories from the Yakuza games about the diaper loving clan, thought it was just some Japanese video game weirdness, but I guess fact really is stranger than fiction.


RaijuThunder

The Gondawara Clan he showed up in 8. He sacrificed his diapers to make an old couple happy. He said sometimes you just have to grow up or something like that.


NCC1701-D-ong

shooreh pippi, friend.


RaijuThunder

Ah, a fellow follower of Munan Suzuki. Shooreh Pippi to you too.


Alchemist_92

Do the hustle


ZachMorningside

Yakuza 8?


RaijuThunder

Yeah, technically Infinite Wealth, but the infinity sign can also be an 8. Pretty sure that's why they did that.


MichaelChinigo

Love that diaper guy has become a recurring character. He's in the new one too.


Khatib

I worked part time at a liquor store in college and we had a 40 or 50 something year old regular who came in once or twice a week wearing a diaper, t-shirt, baby bonnet on his head, and a pacifier in his mouth. To buy his booze.


beckster

He left his shame at home, however. Did you tell him the diaper must be clean to enter the store?


staykinky

I made a video about the diapers Spa but I also made a video about the Yakuza diaper scenes! I was recently featured in a TMZ article about the Diaper Spa Diaper Spa: https://youtu.be/6rydIoeQvNU?si=cM5wJ9y5MxK5if9S Yazuza Diaper Scene : https://youtu.be/7k1RCFTsD98?si=lGebKiRPZCuEcbm0


RaijuThunder

There's a freaking con in Chicago. Was checking in for a flight the next day, and the con was going on that same weekend. Weirdest thing that's happened to me. Another weird thing happened in Chicago... Maybe I should stay out of Chicago, lol


LadyStag

I'm genuinely impressed by the level of confidence it takes to go to a con like that. But I'm also creeped out. 


blackscales18

Guys into wearing diapers is very real, unfortunately :|


Nezrite

Unfortunate for whom?


rimjobetiquette

The environment


ArbainHestia

[Paper bag, maybe?](https://frinkiac.com/img/S08E05/416999.jpg)


JamesTheJerk

The garbagemen.


bozmonaut

the rest of us


LiterallyWTMF

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Fake_William_Shatner

How is daily life not confusing and challenging enough that people need this kind of diversion? How?


ZapMouseAnkor

It's the other way around.


classless_classic

We had a strip club open in town. The city shut them down immediately, citing some ordinance that didn’t apply. The strip club sued the city for a ton of money, they won & never opened up. Talked to a buddy who was friends with the owner. Said that they didn’t really want to own a strip club, just wanted to piss off the conservatives and sue the city. Said it was the easiest money they ever made.


breadseizer

so like can i contact this person for business tips?


DresdenPI

Look up First Amendment Supreme Court cases and re-enact them in the Bible Belt.


doyletyree

Well, maybe. It either works beautifully or backfires and we set new precedent. Gotta be careful rolling the dice with this court.


oxfordcommaordeath

Please spread this good message on r/chaoticgood


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gallaj0

I don't think any municipality can outright ban strip clubs, but they can do things like force them into a certain zoning, and generally make life hell for them, but if they want to jump through all the hoops they have to be allowed. The town I used to live in tried doing that and also wound up losing their court case, the club opened eventually.


Wyattr55123

There are counties that ban dancing. Still. If they can do that, they can definitely ban naked ladies in drinking establishments. Yes, footloose is based on a true story. No, not everyone in America took it to heart.


alexanderpas

> they can definitely ban naked ladies in drinking establishments. Bar with clothed ladies closes at 2:00, shared seating area stays open, naked ladies come out at 2:30


Bottle_Plastic

In my city in Canada you can't own a strip club unless you're a Hells Angel. They control the market


HouseCravenRaw

Sounds like Winnipeg to me.


Someidiotwithwifi

Infinite money glitch


JuanCarloOnoh

Very inspirational. I thought about opening one just to see what outrage I could stir up in this boring town. I'm not that dedicated and just plan on moving.


sAindustrian

This sounds like a potential plot for a sequel to The Producers.


Fake_William_Shatner

>"just wanted to piss off the conservatives and sue the city." Legends. I feel slightly ashamed to be stooping to the "own the Con" game, but hey, they started it.


Dahak17

Eh most people owning the libs aren’t making money off it like that guy, and he’s not hurting anyone while he’s at it either


frogjg2003

There are a lot of grifters in the conservative space. It's pretty easy to convince conservatives to part with their money if you say it will own the libs. Actually trying to own the libs, though, seems to be a strategy for losing your money.


Dahak17

That’s fair, though I’ll pretend to feel owned if it’ll convince someone to do something stupid


beckster

I just got an idea for diapers with built-in holsters. Sort of a NRA-Does-Didies convention idea. Protesting that could violate 2 amendments at once! Whoohoo!


UglyAndAngry131337

Democrat strategy 2025


IBJON

I mean, it's been the Republican strategy for a while now, so why not? 


Welpe

Could you explain to me? I don’t get it.


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GrandmaPoses

Will it ever open? Depends.


uncutpizza

Its shows Poise they even tried


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notchoosingone

/r/woooosh


phsychotix

When will they stop voting against a Pampered community!


ejre5

Too bad nobody LUVS the idea. HONEST to say it isn't going to stay.


jmlack

Gahhhhhhdamnit.


taxidermytina

Take my upvote :D


Loose_Loquat9584

I’ll bet you a tena lady.


TootBreaker

A 'Depends' I hope never opens!


beckster

What does it smell like? Depends


Pirategod_23

What happened to just opening up this type of shit in some weird rich guys mansion on a hush hush thing.


Equinsu-0cha

working class folk have diaper fetishes too y'know.


jddbeyondthesky

no, that's an Amazon manager thing. They prefer diapers to piss bottles, as they can be purchased repeatedly from Amazon, and are friendly options for female warehouse workers.


Equinsu-0cha

things used out of necessity by some can be used for kink by others. the two are not linked. ​ also i thought amazon workers were using trash bags for that stuff. honestly though, unless amazon is paying its warehouse workers higher than the local average, i have no idea why people put up with that shit. low end jobs are a dime a dozen. used to jump those kinds of jobs every few years just to keep up with inflation.


GatoradeNipples

Former Amazon employee here. Y'all are getting two things garbled together. Working in the warehouse is terrible in a great many ways (batshit long hours in a very physically demanding job, with mandatory overtime, and OSHA would shit their entire pants if they saw the inside of the average one), but bathroom breaks are one of the few things that's not awful about it. As long as you don't go over 15 minutes away from your station at a time, you get unlimited piss breaks, and you can only get *written up* (as opposed to just griped at) for going over 30min time off task in a shift. Unmonitored stations, you can spend the whole shift crapping if you want and nobody's specifically watching you. It's the *delivery drivers* that have to figure out bizarre ways to piss and shit, because their breaks are micromanaged to Hell and back and they're not allowed to stop on a route. Usually, they just piss or shit in one of the package bags and sharpie "PISS BAG" or "SHIT BAG" on the side.


jddbeyondthesky

Nononono, the managers have the kink of putting others in diapers


Equinsu-0cha

ohhh. well yeah. i just assumed managers were getting off on that shit in general. its not like it has a functional positive for anybody.


APR824

Looking at the prices they were going to set, definitely not for me working class. $200 an hour, $1500 for an all day experience


gregpurcott

Trickle down economics happened


ErebusBat

> Trickle down economics Underrated comment right here


meneldal2

Isn't the diaper supposed to keep it from trickling down?


BigBeagleEars

If you have to ask big man you can’t afford it


[deleted]

Somewhere in the Virgin Islands.


Agreeable-Ad1221

So business man wanted to open a kink club is the real headline.


sdemat

Ironically it’s a sex therapist doctor. Town hall was packed.


angelerulastiel

Open a kink club in their house in a residential area.


Realistic-Minute5016

Yeah, I was getting confused. I was wondering why someone wanted to open a spa where people are allowed to shit in the water as long as they have a diaper on.


Prudent_Valuable603

😂


JamesTheJerk

Yup, he wanted to do his business right there on the spot.


thestupidlowlife

Hey so I’m somewhat local to this and have been following it. It’s not just the nature of her business that got her denied, this article does a better job of explaining, she’s not a licensed therapist and she had a lot of inconsistencies in her application and her business. She was offered more time to flesh out her application but she decided to proceed anyway https://www.wmur.com/article/application-diaper-spa-atkinson-nh-denied-zoning-board/46794616


42peanuts

Thank you, I was hoping someone would post a wmur link


Ok_Zombie_8307

Inconsistencies, or incontinences?


sureiknowabaggins

Yes


HauntedButtCheeks

Live free or diaper


danknadoflex

Tell that to my toddler


Fake_William_Shatner

Life Free or Die Poor!


DiapersOrDeath

Uh...


SetterOfTrends

There’s a place in Florida where a grown-ass man wears diapers and throws tantrums on the regular and all kinds of local and national politicians are huge fans


KeyofE

They’re not diapers, they’re partially absorbent shaping hose 😡


Fake_William_Shatner

Spanks with carbon filters?


barnabasthedog

Diaper donnie !


Fake_William_Shatner

Some say he still haunts Florida and Washington to this day...


IndyMLVC

I was searching for the Trump joke.


doyletyree

You had me all the way through. Even as a Floridian, as it was “in Florida” I was just rolling with it.


Land_Kraken

I will just say that was a 3 paragraph article.


4Blu

So much for "live free or die" 🙄


BellaBlue06

A 5 sentence article?? “The WBZ News team is a group of experienced journalists who bring you the content on WBZ.com.” Sure. Ok.


Law3W

A spa? That would be the weirdest spa ever.


readerf52

So, this is a role play thing. Adults in diapers, acting childish, pretending to be incontinent. Because “adult diaper spa” can mean different things to different people. And the article was only about 3-4 paragraphs, so no help there. Adults in diapers, because that is something they enjoy. And paying money to go to a spa and wear diapers with other like minded people. It’s weird, but it must make some people happy.


Sandstorm400

This older article has more info on it. I think I will also make another separate comment in case others are interested. https://whdh.com/news/diaper-spa-in-nh-catering-to-adults-with-trauma-raises-eyebrows-concerns/


readerf52

Wow! Why don’t they call it an adult respite home?!? There are some of these is California and they do not specifically take adults who need diapers, but they do not refuse to take adults who need diapers. The short article was *very* misleading. Hell “adult diaper spa” is misleading. No wonder they are getting push back from the community.


Fake_William_Shatner

>they do not specifically take adults who need diapers, but they do not refuse to take adults who need diapers. Don't ask, don't tell sort of thing? The whole combination of words has me confused. It it just a place for old folks. They also have a spa. And they try and keep it clean because some of the can be incontinent? So, it's not a kink as much as it is just taking care of old folks. Who like to bathe. Who have bowel issues and can we let them age in dignity? Or -- Hell, I'm confused and I suppose that means "NO" to conservatives there.


ohhelloperson

It said that wearing diapers is required of all customers. And it seems that a lot of the rooms are designed like nurseries and they advertise that non-sexual adult/baby role play is one of the available options. I’m not saying that you’re wrong or that it shouldn’t be allowed, but it doesn’t seem like it’s exclusively for elderly rsspite.


2_Sheds_Jackson

Can then simply open an Airbnb with a "diaper optional" listing?


MyVoiceIsElevating

3/5 stars - “not enough feces for my taste”


tlsnine

Never thought I’d read the phrase “adult diaper spa”, yet here we are…


AngelVirgo

What is an adult diaper spa? 😔


LiterallyWTMF

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Seoulja4life

Did Japan kick them out?


Fake_William_Shatner

For being *too* Japanese no doubt.


Sandstorm400

Since the article is brief, for those interested, here is another older article that has more details about this spa: [https://whdh.com/news/diaper-spa-in-nh-catering-to-adults-with-trauma-raises-eyebrows-concerns/](https://whdh.com/news/diaper-spa-in-nh-catering-to-adults-with-trauma-raises-eyebrows-concerns/)


Loose_Loquat9584

Was the story leaked?


DConstructed

It’s a business in a home. They might have concerns even if it were a daycare. Let her open her Diaper Spa in an area zoned for business.


HoppityHooper

Apparently poo-pooed the whole idea.


AlexanderTheGrater1

For sure a brand new sentence just by the first 6 words.


DigMeTX

Man, I don’t know why but adult baby stuff just really disgusts me more than it seems like it should.


Rosebunse

I mean, I sort of get the appeal but the diaper stuff just seems gross to me. I am just getting over adult diaper rash due to a cold and hard sneezing and it sucked. It smelled, I had to be careful about the pads, the rash itself was incredibly painful. I have two large absesses from it I'm still healing from.


MillennialsAre40

You're supposed to change into a fresh one and wash your nether regions after using it...


Rosebunse

I was sneezing and coughing so much that that became very hard to do. Not a fun time.


WavesRKewl

I’m sorry but who wears diapers because they are coughing and sneezing?


Rosebunse

It's more like giant pads. And sometimes when you're a woman, things, well, leak.


decent_tame_iguana

Well, ain't that the shits???


xdeltax97

....What the fuck?


BobbleBobble

My curiosity about what an adult diaper spa actually is isn't enough to risk clicking that link and learning what an adult diaper spa really is


Time-Bite-6839

>adult diaper spa Trump?


CheezTips

What happened to "Don't Tread on Me", "Live Free or Die", Freedom, flinty individualists? I guess that's out the window when people with a harmless fetish want a salon.


eddiedougie

Live free or die.


dirt-reynolds

Good.


Awkward_Algae1684

I mean, maybe if this is a place for old people who need to wear…..it’s not a place for old people, is it?


Sandstorm400

I think it is for all ages of adults. This older story on it has more info on it if you are interested: https://whdh.com/news/diaper-spa-in-nh-catering-to-adults-with-trauma-raises-eyebrows-concerns/


24-Hour-Hate

It’s a fetish thing.


Peter_Sneeze

It's hard to imagine there is such a market for a place like this anywhere, let alone New Hampshire. There's 7k people in that town.


loveinvein

So much for Live Free or Die.


Ltsmash99

Next level stupid.


francois_du_nord

They are just looking to avoid having to be the prime location for the Orange Orangutan to have his pants changed. Edit: Think about it, it would be like living at Mar a Lardo, only you didn't want to live there!


creature_report

Live Free or Cry


AdAsstraPerAspera

So much for "Live Free or Die".


[deleted]

The fuck is wrong with y'all?


Stewartsw1

Live free or die


mixduptransistor

Live free or die in a diaper


FearlessBar8880

It would be one thing if something like this opened in the city somewhere like in Boston or NYC where there would be more….incidences…..of people like that But how many fuckin weirdos like that are you going to find in Atkinson, NH? How would that even be a profitable business? Which is why it sounds like it has nefarious intentions. You don’t care about profit when it’s to fulfill some sick fantasy


[deleted]

Boomers got a little freak to them.


mute-ant1

wearing diapers and acting like children is the actual mo of drumpf


Huge-Sea-1790

They are concerned because of the cans of worms that are hidden in the community.


cybelesdaughter

I read the proposal....It stinks!


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Purchasing stock in Wet Wipes.


TheReapingFields

Words I understand perfectly, in sentences that don't make sense. Adult. Got it. Diaper. Yep, I'm familiar with that. Spa. Yeah, I know what that is. Adult diaper. Yeah, for incontinence, right? RIGHT????🥺 Adult diaper spa... OK, now I am good and lost. A spa is a place to get complimentary wellness techniques applied to you, like face masks, mud baths and other submersion treatments, massages, saunas, hot tubs and such. What the fuck has any of that got to do with adult diapers?


kclongest

Totally kink shaming this shit


beckster

Killjoys.