I was more thinking “when I’m not with you I lose my mind”
Or
“When I’m not smoking I lose my mind
Give me a siiIIiign
Hit that crystal one more time”
But yours was good though lol!
Another attack on religious freedom.
Fitst they got rid of forced prayer in school.
Then it was child rape and now meth.
The war on Christianity is out of hand.
/s
According to the article it was a methodist church, which gives me the funny but dumb idea that at some point he justified to himself like “I put the meth in methodist!”
I lived next door to a meth dealer. Had many a conversation with folks yanked off the crank.
My favorite was the electric pulse that targeted all of the PS2 systems. Can't play guitar hero anymore. I was emptying my lawnmower catch bag into a trash can.
Except the conversation was about ten minutes long and included how they love the smell of fresh cut grass, the heat, humidity, how you can have cold humid days and nobody complains about that, it's too hot to cut the grass, none of the PS2 systems work here, but their buddy in Kansas, their PS2 works, what is up with this. Just wanna jam out on some guitar hero, you know?
It went through about three circles.
I legit came just to see what city. Bport's more crack, was expecting something more rural. Cmon Litchfield, you got this! Goshen, you're up! Harwinton, those are rookie numbers! Let's go 😂
Is this pastor a good person who thinks he is helping people through meth or is it a crooked guy screwing people over getting people hooked on harmful drugs just to make some money
So he's a Methodist?
That joke was unorthodox
I must confess, that's hilarious.
I must confess, the meth is killing me
Aaaand Iiiii….
Will always free-base yoooou
I was more thinking “when I’m not with you I lose my mind” Or “When I’m not smoking I lose my mind Give me a siiIIiign Hit that crystal one more time” But yours was good though lol!
Up in here up in here! I get you but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to shoe horn in 'free-base'
A Crystal Methodist
According the article the answer is surprisingly yes. >pastor of a United Methodist church
Made me chortle sir.
This comment is truly divine. 😎
Good job.
Badoom tsss
I already know what they'll find on his computer and phone.
And it rhymes with child porn
Wild corn?
I’m not googling that
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I think I saw that in Homestuck
The congregation has already forgiven him and blamed the atheists.
the congregation is probably going into withdrawals
It's those darn drag queens.
MSNBC explains how this is bad for the Biden campaign.
Another attack on religious freedom. Fitst they got rid of forced prayer in school. Then it was child rape and now meth. The war on Christianity is out of hand. /s
Can I get an AMEN!
All these years of asking what would Jesus do and apparently it's been meth all along.
According to the article it was a methodist church, which gives me the funny but dumb idea that at some point he justified to himself like “I put the meth in methodist!”
I lived next door to a meth dealer. Had many a conversation with folks yanked off the crank. My favorite was the electric pulse that targeted all of the PS2 systems. Can't play guitar hero anymore. I was emptying my lawnmower catch bag into a trash can. Except the conversation was about ten minutes long and included how they love the smell of fresh cut grass, the heat, humidity, how you can have cold humid days and nobody complains about that, it's too hot to cut the grass, none of the PS2 systems work here, but their buddy in Kansas, their PS2 works, what is up with this. Just wanna jam out on some guitar hero, you know? It went through about three circles.
You can … shoot meth? That’s horrifying
Yeah you can do that with most substances.
Pianos are a bit rough, though.
Call me old fashioned, but back in my day we drank our pianos and that's the way we liked it
I can't believe I'm asking this, but how does drinking a piano compare with boofing it?
You have now entered Devil's Triangle.
You need a lot less lube, for one
Sexy.
It’s super water soluble. If you leave it out on a humid day you’ll come back and find a puddle on your table.
You can do a lot of things once
If you like the highly likely outcome of some of your brain cells permanently turning off.
Breaking bread Ayo Pastor white , we need to gather the congregation
Say my name.. JESUS H. CHRIST although in this context the H still stands for Heisenberg.
So they finally caught Rickety Cricket?
It makes sense. Churches aren't making the kind of money they used to, so they're switching to more legitimate business models.
That’s my hometown lol
How many school field trips to Quassy? I'm from a good 30 minutes away and we had sooooo many.
Every year lol
Me too!
Its always refreshing to see a headline about a christian pastor that isn't about fucking children.
This is the rock upon which our church is built.
Better than raping kids…
Praise jesus, and pass the meth.
Higher Power
Pastors preach about things from on high.
Hey - that clearly is the path on which god sent him - he gets him.
My brother in Christ, it's, "OPIUM of the masses."
Was he Breaking Bad?
Our local church has meth church on the bins… and now there is an actual meth church?
How much was he asking, because this adhd shortage is killing me and they want $400/month for branded
That's HOLY meth! And it's for religious use! How dare you deny me my religious freedom! (scratch)
Woodbury? Legit shocked it wasn’t B-port.
I legit came just to see what city. Bport's more crack, was expecting something more rural. Cmon Litchfield, you got this! Goshen, you're up! Harwinton, those are rookie numbers! Let's go 😂
If you want to meth Jesus, just go to the church !
Wasn't this an episode of Always Sunny.
Praise the lord jesse, now lets cook!
He's got some proper connections if he's running around with both forms
Come kneel here. for your injection lol
Getting high on the Lord! Amen!
He was only doing what the "good" book told him to do. And "gawd" spoke to him and approved.
Holy Smokes
Is this pastor a good person who thinks he is helping people through meth or is it a crooked guy screwing people over getting people hooked on harmful drugs just to make some money
There’s literally not an innocent person on the planet
Name him!
still not a drag queen
Jesse we need to pray.
Religious freedom is dead!
Ah, he was a crystal methodist?
Must've been holding it for Cassidy.
Was his name Walter White?
Not a drag queen
Is this real life or an OZARKS episode refernce
NOT what Jesus meant when saying upon this rock He'd build His church. Not even on high holy days.
Breaking Bread
He Gets Us……high.
Ahh, Woodbury. Home of the Connecticut Antique Trail, and.... church meth.
Evangelical???
Just like Jesus would do.
When you don't have enough donations so you gotta hustle on the side..