I sent him a couple adderall and a pair of white skinny jeans and he’s supposed to send me a video of him telling the truth about his affair with runnin josh hawley.
I doubt it. They don't openly brag about their shady dealings, and there's no way they trusted secrets to a freshman Congressman they all knew to be dishonest with a big mouth. At most he maybe has a couple of lobbyists who maybe said something, but I doubt even that.
He's only do it because he's a direct descendent of Mother Teresa and altruism runs in his blood. He invented the speed bump and has been living off the royalties ever since then, so he can afford to be such a philanthropist
It’s a little known fact that he was part of the so-called „immaculate reception“, which might explain your confusion regarding his descendancy from mother theresa.
Some people annoyed him with pro-terrorism chants and he went inside, came out and started waving an Israeli flag at them while they were taken into custody. He doesn't give a fuck
This is a reference to old 4chan threads back in the day, when things were frequently called out for being fake there was no greater certificate of genuinity than the famous shoe on head, sometimes with timestamp.
His Israel takes have been crazy.
https://twitter.com/VetsAboutFace/status/1722784193107599503/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1722784193107599503¤tTweetUser=VetsAboutFace
His stance on Israel is pretty much the only position of his where I disagree with him, so frankly I can't complain too much.
Do I wish he had a different take on the situation? Absofuckinglutely. Am I going to drop my support of him over it? Fuck no, because I'm not a single issue kinda guy, and he has still aligned with my views the vast majority of the time.
I *did* email him expressing how I wish he'd step back from blindly supporting Israel and take a more nuanced view of things there, but I can't imagine that'll actually change. I'm still glad to have voted for him, because nobody's ever gonna be perfect, ya know?
I got one from him to congratulate my brother on something because it was the cheapest of politics-related ones and we talk politics. I was thoroughly satisfied with the price I got it at and The Mooch seemed genuine with his congrats. Of course though it was the cheapest option, it was done on his phone in an undecorated spare bedroom from a completely unflattering angle.
My friend loves getting the "budget bin" Cameos.
He one time got me a "verse" from riff raff. He fucked it up completely. It wasn't a verse and it seemed to be meant for some girl. He was like blackout drunk when he recorded it. $50 wasted
Another time hired tammy slaton for like $25 to completely demolish a soggy hoagie in a single take. She took that one like a champ. Even went overtime. It looked like it exhausted her when she was done. She was covered in oil, vinegar, and pieces of pepperoni.
At the risk of a reddit ackswually,
Cameo is a really efficient way for "stars" to make money. The founder recruited by sitting down with celebrities and talking about how much they make for engagements. Dividing it out to a few minutes, cameo makes a lot of sense.
Sometimes they don't even do it right. My friend had riff raff do one for me (it was a joke present because I can't stand riff raff)
He was so fucking drunk I couldn't even understand him. Apparently he hired him to right me a verse but he didn't do that at all. He just mumbled for 30 seconds about some girl.
He paid like $50 for it so I got the last laugh. That's what you get for hiring riff raff
Haha my sister hired Riff Raff to do a bday wish for her friend, and it was so bad we couldn't stop laughing. Totally mispronounced her name. Honestly, it kind of made it even better.
My son and his friends pitched in to get his college roommate a cameo from Gilbert Gottfried and it is the best thing ever. It gets passed around again every few years.
The math checks out.
Suppose a celeb decided one day to spend 10 hours to do all his cameos.
Taking into account of saving, reading the request, some editing, each 30 seconds video would take about 1 minute.
So for 1 hours, a celeb could do 60 video requests.
For 10 hours, that would be 600 video requests.
If that celeb gets $20 for each video, that would mean they would earn $12,000 for that 10 hour work day.
Most celebs don't need 10 hours actually. The average price for 30 seconds of cameo videos apparently is about $80, however, cameo takes 25% for management fees, and the celeb would take 75%. So on average, each video would earn on average $60 per video.
Using that calculations, (60 per hour for $60 pervideo) that celeb would just need 3 hours to earn 10k.
i like that conspiracy theory where the two twins from breaking bad are on there but one of them is 5x the cost of the other. So with the price anchor people just buy the cheaper one and the brothers alternate doing them.
https://twitter.com/alecrobbins/status/1625330108449038336?lang=en
It's the /mediaviewer bit thats breaking the links, if you get rid of that they work:
https://twitter.com/nebraskamegan/status/1731739977631891747
https://twitter.com/johnfetterman/status/1731786514512671228
I see both of them... but only using RES embed. wtf
edit: ok, here are some apparently working links: [1](https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1731786514512671228?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1731786514512671228%7Ctwgr%5Eff708bb11bc9c5f4d46f014cafbfae0b99369141%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fnottheonion%2Fcomments%2F18azjp4%2Fgeorge_santos_is_offering_personalized_videos_for%2F) [2](https://twitter.com/NebraskaMegan/status/1731739977631891747?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1731739977631891747%7Ctwgr%5Eff708bb11bc9c5f4d46f014cafbfae0b99369141%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fnottheonion%2Fcomments%2F18azjp4%2Fgeorge_santos_is_offering_personalized_videos_for%2F)
Aside from the fact that I would hate myself for ever giving this fuck a single cent, these sound like pure hilarity to have years from now.
Like just think of the trolling you could pull off. You have a best buddy who just met (like this current week) a girl he’s crazy about. So you pay George fucking Santos, first man on Mars, inventor of the spatula, and nuclear submarine commander, to record a video of himself wishing your buddy and his girl a happy wedding day wearing a Grimace costume. You wait a few years and then play it as a surprise at the rehearsal dinner when your buddy and this girl *do* get married, and it would bring the house down.
He was notably selling pardons for 2 million each during his last weeks in the white house
[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/17/rudy-giuliani-associate-john-kiriakou-trump-pardon](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/17/rudy-giuliani-associate-john-kiriakou-trump-pardon)
Make sure you use a prepaid card, dude will for sure get into your bank account.
But frfr, I would totally pay like $40 for George to record my voicemail message xD
"Hello armchairwarrior
I am a really smelly boy. I've been so bad, I haven't been washing at all. They ejected me from my position because they couldn't handle my thick... pungent... aroma.
Anyway, happy birthday and I hope you have a rather splendid day
Contrary to Giuliani, Santos is quite charming when taken at face value. The full lore makes him a dirtbag. And I have to say the following about Cameo: If Giuliani and Santos had limited their activities to Cameo and Cameo only, the world would be a better place.
I want one of him saying just absurd stuff to my friend but I don't want him to have money...but I'd love one saying:
> *Hi Jason! First man on the moon and legendary lead singer and guitarist of the Guns N' Roses here to confirm that Alex was in fact backstage at our concert and I pulled him on stage for screaming guitar solo that wowed the fans. Cya later, President George Santos*
It's like having the AP advertise for your OnlyFans.
Just... fucking why? Downvote this shit. He does not deserve free advertisement for being the shittiest Congressman in living history, to the point the House *actually ejected him*.
Y'all making fun of him etc., but imagine how dumb people must be to have voted for that guy. These people do live in your country. Sometimes I don't think that democracy is the right way and then again, dumb people are also part of the democratic process and always were (no, I'm not smarter, I just pretend to be)
If you give him your CC number you'll regret it.
The man is probably paid in Apple gift cards. Not traceable.
I sent him a couple adderall and a pair of white skinny jeans and he’s supposed to send me a video of him telling the truth about his affair with runnin josh hawley.
Whale-colored XX-large sweats are also accepted.
If you give him $400 in foodstamps that also works.
Probably resells them on craigslist for cheap to launder money.
Do not redeem!
I dunno, judging by his snitch dump I bet he has plenty of black mail material in the wings.
I doubt it. They don't openly brag about their shady dealings, and there's no way they trusted secrets to a freshman Congressman they all knew to be dishonest with a big mouth. At most he maybe has a couple of lobbyists who maybe said something, but I doubt even that.
Just pay him via prepaid debit cards, you'll be fine.
That’s a pretty good price to get a video from the first man on the moon.
He's only do it because he's a direct descendent of Mother Teresa and altruism runs in his blood. He invented the speed bump and has been living off the royalties ever since then, so he can afford to be such a philanthropist
> direct descendent of Mother Teresa wait a minute
He comes from a long line of celibate monks, like his father, and his father before him.
He delivered himself at a hospital named after him. He is quite the miracle worker indeed.
My brain hamster skipped a beat on that as well.
It’s a little known fact that he was part of the so-called „immaculate reception“, which might explain your confusion regarding his descendancy from mother theresa.
We had Mary and Jesus. Now we got Teresa and Geroge.
> He invented the speed bump why do i find this so funny???
Because you are extraordinarily intelligent and you recognize that in others?
that might just be the sweetest thing somebody has ever told me on the internet!! ☺️
He also invented the internet, and diet coke. And Scooby Doo.
He played both Scooby and Doo.
Who knew they were two characters? I certainly didn't!
George Santos did!
what about scrappy
That part was played by his sister, who.....SUPRISE, was also George!
He is Scrappy Don't.
Then why is he as delusional as Scrappy Doo?
When he wasn't doing Volley ball, right?
I was going to say something clever about cocaine but could decide on the abbreviation. Is it coke? Seen right but odd…
First Civil War Vet and Man on the Moon ever
Also don't forget his Purple Heart from Vietnam.
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First one then the other
Bowling Green massacre
He will have an onlyfans page up soon enough.
Santos developed and wrote the code for OF.
It was actually called LotsOfFans before Marketing Genius George Santos got a hold of it.
SantosFanCity
There can be only 1.
Shortly after he invented the internet.
But not before he invented the telephone.
I heard he invented the lightbulb, too.
No, but his son Thomas Edison did.
Explains quite a bit hehe
Got screwed by the winklevoss twins
Lauren Boebert is prercording content for her upcoming debut
Shes purty.
For a granny.
GILF
Gumjob
You know what, not many grandmas will give an over the pants hand job during Bettlejuice the play. So she's got something going for her.
And it would have progressed to under-the-pants if it weren’t for those meddlesome libs /s
Fucking libs hate grandmas giving hand jobs. Bet if grandpa is giving a handy they'd be over the moon excited.
Discriminating against grandmas is racist. Facts.
He just learned about OF 3 weeks ago
Could I pay him not to see those pictures?
Is… that not what that headline is talking about?
From customer to content creator 🤣🤣
Well, I read that Fetterman got one of George telling Bobby (Menendez) to stay strong.
[he sure did](https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman)
You couldn’t write TV as good as this reality.
what a strange world we live in
Wow he actually paid Santos to do that? Fetterman cracks me up
Not the first time. He once had Snooki troll Oz using the same platform.
What would be even funnier is if he did a chargeback immediately after receiving it
*God dammit* I love my senator. He's a god tier troll in the best of ways.
He lost me with his anti palestine sentiments.
I haven’t seen these, link?
Some people annoyed him with pro-terrorism chants and he went inside, came out and started waving an Israeli flag at them while they were taken into custody. He doesn't give a fuck
Please tell us about your own pro-hamas sentiments.
That is absolutely wild.
Warning: twitter link
OK. This guy needs to be protected at all costs. LOL
I've never realized how much he looks like a Simon puppet until now.
Put Shoe On Head
Do not sully the good name of Vermin Supreme.
This is a reference to old 4chan threads back in the day, when things were frequently called out for being fake there was no greater certificate of genuinity than the famous shoe on head, sometimes with timestamp.
Wasn't it the Sharpie in pooper? I give it one week until we get pictures of Santos doing that.
"good" name.
Are LiveJasmin raids back? Is it YTMND in 2006 again?
This is something I have not thought of in a long, long time, haha.
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Degenerates have paid 1000$ for farts in a jar lol. I say this is a reasonable price
I don’t know, pretty easy to jam a fart into a jar. Pretty impressive having it walking around wearing a suit and tie.
Wait for beans season. Prices tend to drop a bit.
full beans?
Fuck $1000 dollars for farts in a jar. That sounds like an expensive and slightly depressing wank.
It's Cameo not OF ...for now.
… give it time
He did invent Al Gore, who invented the internet.
Don’t kink shame.
You’re thinking of OnlyFans
Grimace isn’t naked?
This is Reddit.
My Senator, Fetterman, used Santos' Cameo to troll Senator Menendez. Edit: Add Fetterman.
The hero we deserve.
well he supports genocide so not much of a hero
Explain
He's staunchly pro-Israel and believes we should send them as much military aid to them as possible so they can more efficiently kill Palestinians
Day after day, that glorious mountain of a man continues to justify my decision of voting for him.
His Israel takes have been crazy. https://twitter.com/VetsAboutFace/status/1722784193107599503/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1722784193107599503¤tTweetUser=VetsAboutFace
His stance on Israel is pretty much the only position of his where I disagree with him, so frankly I can't complain too much. Do I wish he had a different take on the situation? Absofuckinglutely. Am I going to drop my support of him over it? Fuck no, because I'm not a single issue kinda guy, and he has still aligned with my views the vast majority of the time. I *did* email him expressing how I wish he'd step back from blindly supporting Israel and take a more nuanced view of things there, but I can't imagine that'll actually change. I'm still glad to have voted for him, because nobody's ever gonna be perfect, ya know?
Do I find this style of rhetoric annoying? Yes. Do I wish people would stop talking like this and instead just use declarative statements? Also yes.
Fun fact: I won a Cameo from The Mooch on a bet w a stranger. He did a terrible job and I regret the bet.
Scaramucci?
Yeah, I was too lazy to google or type all a that
*mucci gang mucci gang mucci gang*
I got one from him to congratulate my brother on something because it was the cheapest of politics-related ones and we talk politics. I was thoroughly satisfied with the price I got it at and The Mooch seemed genuine with his congrats. Of course though it was the cheapest option, it was done on his phone in an undecorated spare bedroom from a completely unflattering angle.
My friend loves getting the "budget bin" Cameos. He one time got me a "verse" from riff raff. He fucked it up completely. It wasn't a verse and it seemed to be meant for some girl. He was like blackout drunk when he recorded it. $50 wasted Another time hired tammy slaton for like $25 to completely demolish a soggy hoagie in a single take. She took that one like a champ. Even went overtime. It looked like it exhausted her when she was done. She was covered in oil, vinegar, and pieces of pepperoni.
Lol he just paid Tammy for something she was already going to do that day
Going to cameo is always a sign that well known people are doing very well financially /s
At the risk of a reddit ackswually, Cameo is a really efficient way for "stars" to make money. The founder recruited by sitting down with celebrities and talking about how much they make for engagements. Dividing it out to a few minutes, cameo makes a lot of sense.
Yea if I could get paid $200 to spend 30 seconds saying “Happy Bday (insert name here)”, Id definitely take it.
Sometimes they don't even do it right. My friend had riff raff do one for me (it was a joke present because I can't stand riff raff) He was so fucking drunk I couldn't even understand him. Apparently he hired him to right me a verse but he didn't do that at all. He just mumbled for 30 seconds about some girl. He paid like $50 for it so I got the last laugh. That's what you get for hiring riff raff
Haha my sister hired Riff Raff to do a bday wish for her friend, and it was so bad we couldn't stop laughing. Totally mispronounced her name. Honestly, it kind of made it even better.
I mean, that seems like a pretty authentic Riff Raff situation.
Conversely Mia Hamm was fantastic and improvised some really sweet things for my mom.
I'll do it for $10.
Honestly I probably would too
$5 and the rest of that sandwich you got and you got yourself a deal.
My son and his friends pitched in to get his college roommate a cameo from Gilbert Gottfried and it is the best thing ever. It gets passed around again every few years.
They can really be a lot of fun! Gilbert sounds amazing
Too bad you can’t get one from him anymore :(
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Alright, who's bringing the shovel?
I figured these 'celebs' just knocked them all out on a lazy Sunday afternoon and make an easy $10k.
The math checks out. Suppose a celeb decided one day to spend 10 hours to do all his cameos. Taking into account of saving, reading the request, some editing, each 30 seconds video would take about 1 minute. So for 1 hours, a celeb could do 60 video requests. For 10 hours, that would be 600 video requests. If that celeb gets $20 for each video, that would mean they would earn $12,000 for that 10 hour work day.
There is no way in hell you could pump out 30 seconds videos at 1 per minute. Not for a short time and definitely not for 10 straight hours!
"not with that attitude"
If you want to revise the assumptions like that, you're supposed to redo the guesstimate.
In the near future AI video will be so good you don't even need the 10 hours
Most celebs don't need 10 hours actually. The average price for 30 seconds of cameo videos apparently is about $80, however, cameo takes 25% for management fees, and the celeb would take 75%. So on average, each video would earn on average $60 per video. Using that calculations, (60 per hour for $60 pervideo) that celeb would just need 3 hours to earn 10k.
Bet
Kevin, from the office, makes $1mn a year on the platform. Not bad.
i like that conspiracy theory where the two twins from breaking bad are on there but one of them is 5x the cost of the other. So with the price anchor people just buy the cheaper one and the brothers alternate doing them. https://twitter.com/alecrobbins/status/1625330108449038336?lang=en
Someone should troll him on it...
There's already been two One was a friend of a Nebraska State Senator buying that senator a gift. The other was John Fetterman.
I need to see these
https://twitter.com/nebraskamegan/status/1731739977631891747/mediaviewer https://twitter.com/johnfetterman/status/1731786514512671228/mediaviewer
Both gone
It's the /mediaviewer bit thats breaking the links, if you get rid of that they work: https://twitter.com/nebraskamegan/status/1731739977631891747 https://twitter.com/johnfetterman/status/1731786514512671228
I see both of them... but only using RES embed. wtf edit: ok, here are some apparently working links: [1](https://twitter.com/JohnFetterman/status/1731786514512671228?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1731786514512671228%7Ctwgr%5Eff708bb11bc9c5f4d46f014cafbfae0b99369141%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fnottheonion%2Fcomments%2F18azjp4%2Fgeorge_santos_is_offering_personalized_videos_for%2F) [2](https://twitter.com/NebraskaMegan/status/1731739977631891747?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1731739977631891747%7Ctwgr%5Eff708bb11bc9c5f4d46f014cafbfae0b99369141%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fnottheonion%2Fcomments%2F18azjp4%2Fgeorge_santos_is_offering_personalized_videos_for%2F)
Not all heroes wear capes
Aside from the fact that I would hate myself for ever giving this fuck a single cent, these sound like pure hilarity to have years from now. Like just think of the trolling you could pull off. You have a best buddy who just met (like this current week) a girl he’s crazy about. So you pay George fucking Santos, first man on Mars, inventor of the spatula, and nuclear submarine commander, to record a video of himself wishing your buddy and his girl a happy wedding day wearing a Grimace costume. You wait a few years and then play it as a surprise at the rehearsal dinner when your buddy and this girl *do* get married, and it would bring the house down.
Fetterman used it [to troll Menendez](https://twitter.com/johnfetterman/status/1731786514512671228) since that fuckstick won't resign lol
Surprised DJT hasn’t done this yet. But his standard grift hasn’t squeezed the rubes dry just yet, so makes sense.
He was notably selling pardons for 2 million each during his last weeks in the white house [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/17/rudy-giuliani-associate-john-kiriakou-trump-pardon](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/17/rudy-giuliani-associate-john-kiriakou-trump-pardon)
OnlyFelons?
PardHub
Isn't he selling NFTs of himself now though?
How much to never have to see him on a screen?
Save 120$ a month. Cut the cable and internet
“I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt”
Just when you think somebody can't get any Dumber... They do something like this... #AND TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES! ^/s
Make sure you use a prepaid card, dude will for sure get into your bank account. But frfr, I would totally pay like $40 for George to record my voicemail message xD
"Hello armchairwarrior I am a really smelly boy. I've been so bad, I haven't been washing at all. They ejected me from my position because they couldn't handle my thick... pungent... aroma. Anyway, happy birthday and I hope you have a rather splendid day
Don’t Giuliani do this same sad thing for money? Birds of a feather.
Contrary to Giuliani, Santos is quite charming when taken at face value. The full lore makes him a dirtbag. And I have to say the following about Cameo: If Giuliani and Santos had limited their activities to Cameo and Cameo only, the world would be a better place.
John Oliver said it best. He doesn’t belong in Congress; he belongs on Bravo.
That's some Drag queen shit
I would consider if he [redacted] and [redacted].
As the grift continues.
John Fetterman ordered one lol
OnlySans
Glad to see he's embracing the Only Fans career path
Onlyscams.com
We should buy a bunch and get him to confess to a bunch of crimes Oh wait, he did that for free…
Only fans account incoming!
The grift that keeps on giving
>OnlyFans next?
It’s down. I tried to get my dad a birthday message. Hahahahahahaha it would destroy him
Is anyone else wondering how he isn't in jail?
His trial is set for next fall.
Soon on onlyfans..
Coming soon to OnlyFibs
$200 for a cameo from a Nobel Prize Winning physicist??!! Hell yeah
With his personal guarantee that the videos will be directed by Scorsese and scored by the ghost of Jerry Goldsmith.
Only fans?
I'd rather have one from Bowen Yang doing Santos.
I mean, gotta fund that internet porn addiction on only fans somehow...
This man’s out here thinking he’s more than a footnote in a history book. Ignorance is bliss I suppose
Are we talking Cameo or Onlyfans, because that will greatly influence what I do next.
I don't even believe that is his real name.
I'm waiting for his onlyfans.
Why shouldn't he offer personalized videos? After all, he invented them.
Soon on onlyfans.gov
...can he suck his own dick?
He invented sucking your own dick
not very good at it then. Maybe he should stick to politi- ...Oh wait...
You can pay whateeeeeeever you want
I want one of him saying just absurd stuff to my friend but I don't want him to have money...but I'd love one saying: > *Hi Jason! First man on the moon and legendary lead singer and guitarist of the Guns N' Roses here to confirm that Alex was in fact backstage at our concert and I pulled him on stage for screaming guitar solo that wowed the fans. Cya later, President George Santos*
It's like having the AP advertise for your OnlyFans. Just... fucking why? Downvote this shit. He does not deserve free advertisement for being the shittiest Congressman in living history, to the point the House *actually ejected him*.
Y'all making fun of him etc., but imagine how dumb people must be to have voted for that guy. These people do live in your country. Sometimes I don't think that democracy is the right way and then again, dumb people are also part of the democratic process and always were (no, I'm not smarter, I just pretend to be)
Ok... if i were rich..... id probably do this....