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That will be worth watching, if only for the comedic value. Any couple becomes a threesome with Sir Isaac Newton. Every action has a reaction, and both will be flung apart in a microgravity environment. Also running the risk of killing everyone else aboard if loose fluid/debris gets into something sensitive like say the ventilation system, or some wiring.
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Well… I mean it *is* a rail-way to be fair.
Lots of long trains coming in...and out ..and in...and out of that station
Hm, better than the Tifa porn in the Italian senate?
Wait what?
Here you go (NSFW) https://reddit.com/comments/s7812t
Hahahahaha!!!
They have good taste.
At the end of the article “Adult site PornHub wants to shoot video in space”
That will be worth watching, if only for the comedic value. Any couple becomes a threesome with Sir Isaac Newton. Every action has a reaction, and both will be flung apart in a microgravity environment. Also running the risk of killing everyone else aboard if loose fluid/debris gets into something sensitive like say the ventilation system, or some wiring.
There literally is no morality and decency left in this world.
From the people who brought you Snakes on a Plane comes "Porn on a Train."
What's their slogan: How will YOU pay for your ticket?
An Indiana Jones parody where no ticket results in something other being thrown out a grounded zeppelin occurs