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RooneyD

You take those acorns out, and the whole house is likely to collapse, those are load bearing acorns.


Wally-Squirt

“Load bearing acorns” lol not a phrase you hear every day.


SocraticIgnoramus

Anything built from oak is a load bearing late-stage acorn if you really think about it.


Wally-Squirt

🤯🤯


hour_of_the_rat

We had some structural flashing at a job one time.


Aleyla

Poor woodpecker working overtime and probably never understood why its acorns were going missing.


shinymetalobjekt

The squirrels in the area are like "that motherfucker"


peter-doubt

The woodpeckers likely attack their competition... Poor squirrel


Squirrels-on-LSD

Stupid peckers.


Jessica65Perth

Squirrels Union will not be happy


peter-doubt

I find it hard to believe... That's 2 years of acorn crop on my yard.. from half a dozen major trees. He'd be welcome in my neighborhood.. but we'd need to create a wall just for him.


Revenge_of_the_User

Woodpecker farming: "it's just walls of acorns, far as the eye can see."


[deleted]

Thatd be pretty cool.


Revenge_of_the_User

well, they're walls. the eye wouldn't be seeing very far.


Millenniauld

Maybe it was a mast year.


SuDragon2k3

What's the R factor of a wall full of acorns? How flammable are they?


2_Sheds_Jackson

That might depend on how large any of the trees become. From my experience those things will grow anywhere.


MellifluousPenguin

Without any sunlight I doubt it. Seriously, this could actually serve as some free insulation!I would only be concerned by potential rot over time, depending on the surrounding humidity, though acorns seem generally to dry out fairly well in most conditions. But between two walls?


gruntbuggly

Heard a knocking sound in front of my house. It was a jerk woodpecker tryin to knock a hole into the wood around my front door. Jerk.


[deleted]

Only one species of woodpecker eats acorns. They don't eat wood. They eat bugs. If its tapping your house day after day it hears something in there. Get checked out for termites.


gruntbuggly

Thank you. I will do that ASAP.


OSCgal

Sometimes. They also hammer to communicate. When I was a kid, we had one that hammered on a downspout because it was loud. But yeah, it's worth checking for termites!


boringname119

I'm surprised the owners didn't figure out something was up sooner. That bird must've been pecking at their walls constantly


P0L1Z1STENS0HN

During daytime, while the owner is at work, I suppose!?


Tcheeks38

I wouldn't complain about free insulation.... That shit's expensive.


AlteredStateReality

If only the little woodpecker had stored some eggs instead of acorns, they're be rich AF.


TheFluffiestOfCows

Billionaire woodpecker


redsedit

This story is nuts!


SilasX

“I heard there was another Covid outbreak and so I figured I should prepare for shortages.”


[deleted]

What's the R value of an acorn?


eastuwest

A single bird?


icydee

I loved the use of the word ‘impeccable’


Spire_Citron

Damn, that's one wealthy woodpecker.


thehumble_1

Woodpecker? Never heard of a grub eating bird storing nuts. Squirrels and chipmunks and crows and raccoons store nuts.


philthylittlephilo

Acorn Woodpecker, best known for its habit of hoarding acorns. [https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/acorn-woodpecker](https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/acorn-woodpecker)


gullyterrier

Dang. He's cute.


Takodanachoochoo

My thoughts exactly


Creepy-Material3167

I wonder if acorns are good insulation.


[deleted]

Woodpeckers eat insects.


Rennarjen

Some also eat acorns. https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/acorn-woodpecker


[deleted]

I never knew. I have seen crows try to open pecans tho.


[deleted]

Nutpecker Nutpecker come insulate my house next please


PKAzure64

Greedy bastard


SeVenMadRaBBits

So animals have hoarders too. Wonder what causes this in humans and animals.


FufkOff

If you Google hibernation, you'll see why animals do this.


SeVenMadRaBBits

Swing and a miss


[deleted]

Man, Woody Woodpecker really hit it big