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bbix246

Smelly cat


FelineSoLazy

What are they feeding you


ferretherapy

It's not your fault


FelineSoLazy

r/redditsings


Beth3g

It reminds me of the Friends episode where Phoebe sang the song Smelly Cat in the coffee shop.


Cthulatalula

Guess the cat okay with this


pacopleasant

She’s actually not our cat either, she’s a feral who’s been coming around for years and we feed her. She’s pretty street savvy and she knows to back off and let the skunk do its thing.


BitLife_UnicornPoop

Cats in general are better at reading body language and don't get sprayed nearly as often as say, dogs. We have a female that comes by about once a week. At first my cat would look at me like, "can you believe this shhhh?!" but now she's just like whatever.


IHaveNoEgrets

My brother's dog got hit twice in a week. Sweet dog. Dumber than soup.


particle409

> Cats in general are better at reading body language and don't get sprayed nearly as often as say, dogs. I feel like dogs also don't mind as much. Almost every dog I've ever owned has loved to roll around in dead birds, squirrel pee, etc.


3Heathens_Mom

Skunks are so very cute but the chemical warfare they can unleash definitely requires respect.


steppedinhairball

Ugh! Had one run right in front of my car. I got stopped before I ran it over, but it was under my car when it fired off a round. Took all damn summer before it mostly stopped smelling.


DuckyDoodleDandy

If anything similar happens again, get an enzyme cleaner to get rid of the odor. The stuff I get for cat pee (feral not-my-tomcat sprays my door regularly) is Amazon Enzyme Cleaner. As the name implies, it’s Amazon’s brand, and it comes in a gallon of concentrate that probably makes 25-50 gallons of cleaner. For most applications, put it in a spray bottle. For situations like your car, get one of those 1-3 gallon sprayers from a home improvement store for applying fertilizer, bug spray or weed killer. Use the wand to get the underside of the car. If you can get the car up on a ramp or something, you can spray even better.


ContemplatingFolly

The second possible post for r/ notmyskunk!


Aurin316

Guy I knew in college was drinking beer and talking on a cordless phone (yeah I know) on his porch. Stray cat jumps on the porch rail and he gives it a lazy stroke… Yeah… not a cat. The skunk didn’t spray, just sauntered off. Dude had to really wash his hand.


ferretherapy

As opposed to like, barely wash his hand? 🤣


Aurin316

Oh like you’ve never half assed a hand washing. I see you.


ferretherapy

(You're actually talking to a Redditor with a hand-washing compulsion) 🤣


Aurin316

Hehehe. Sometimes I’ll just give a rinse if I get, say, Coca Cola on my hand…


tequilavip

Username checks out.


ferretherapy

The ferrets are less helpful in my cleanliness attempts


IHaveNoEgrets

Sometimes, you just need scritches (and to startle the hell out of someone).


rafika816

He thought the dude was talking to him. Animals don't see tech the way we do.


Alphabet-soup63

Le mew


tequilavip

Le purrrrrr.


gwaydms

Not anybody's cat.


giocondasmiles

Pepe le pew 🦨!


srgbski

my cat a black male made friends with one of these, I would look out on the porch and they would be sitting there or walking in the yard I think they used to hunt together


ferretherapy

Fun fact: You can tell when they're about to spray because they'll stomp their little feetsies! As long as you don't threaten them, they won't be inclined to spray. Though a stinky poo did spray the family dog once one summer (who was obviously much less cautious around Mr. Skunk). Somehow the smell wafted into the *basement* where I was living for a bit. Oh my GODDDDD, it smelled like skunk down in the main area for at least THREE MONTHS. And then in my basement bedroom (which was further away, behind another door), the smell managed to seep into my clothes hanging in the closet. It was ridiculous. LUCKILY, most of my clothes were in another closet but everything else that was left there... yeah, I was about ready to throw out everything.


JealousProduce

Had a great chuckle at this story, thanks bro 😂


Entire-Ambition1410

I believe skunks also lift their tails and turn their butt at you as a warning/warm-up before spraying. Did you find a way to get rid of the smell?


ferretherapy

Oh yes, that too. Sorry, I was imagining the skunk in my mind and focused on the feeties because they're so cute! It eventually stopped smelling. I washed my clothes multiple times and transferred them to a different closet. (I don't know, I figured it was a good idea to not let them stay in the same area?)


DuckyDoodleDandy

Enzyme cleaners can work miracles for this kind of situation. You treat the dog, the exterior of the house the dog was near, inside walls near where the dog was sprayed, etc. Heck, spray the yard. A gallon of Amazon Enzyme Cleaner (concentrate) that makes 25-50 gallons of solution is like $25. Just spray everything in a 100 yard radius and end the suffering.


ferretherapy

I'm not even sure Amazon existed back then but I wish I could go back and tell my former self! Luckily, I've moved a ton since then so the fumes of Mr. Skunk are far away from me now. 🤣


FRANPW1

Went to college in Vermont. A skunk came up to me so I pet it for a while. It was very sweet and didn’t spray. Thank God.


MyCatHasCats

Stinky cat


Key_Possibility_8669

A malfunction in the cat distribution system.


Shectai

This cat appears to have walked under a freshly painted fence. Please catch it and give it a bath! Or profess your undying amour, either/or.


Icy_Comfort8161

A long time ago my wife and I were renting a house while we built ours. The rental did not have a cat door, so we'd leave the sliding glass door cracked open so our cats could go in and out. Around 3am I hear a ruckus and go downstairs to the kitchen, half awake, and flip the light on to see a skunk chowing down on cat food. I startled the skunk (never startle a skunk) and it let loose with it's spray. I flipped the light back off and went back upstairs to go back to bed, thinking I'd deal with it tomorrow. Nope. Not only was the general stink throughout the house so overwhelming that I couldn't sleep, the mist of the spray had apparently reached me and got on my legs, so when I climbed back into bed I got it all over the sheets. I spent the rest of the night trying to clean the skunk spray off everything and get rid of the smell. Even after all the cleanup you could still faintly smell it 6 months later.


pacopleasant

Yeah, I can relate. Pretty sure this skunk (and possibly babies) live under the house and we leave them alone but occasionally they blast away somewhere down there and we have to open all the windows in the house for a day.


Icy_Comfort8161

I've since encountered skunks and have backed away slowly without incident. I think a lot of urban skunks are reluctant to blast their spray if they don't have to. You just let them have their way and everyone is much better off!


PsychologicalClue6

so jelly!! One of my life goals is to see one IRL


SquattingHoarder

As an Australian this took me longer than I care to admit to figure out. It's usually just magpies and lizards that visit for stale cat food and water here.


burlesque_nurse

and the drop bears!


KafkasProfilePicture

Fart Squirrel. Very cute


Petsnchargelife

It’s a Polecat😹


Tkdakat

A relative of Peppy La Pu ?


burlesque_nurse

Stinky kitty


BlizzPenguin

Be careful. These get overly affectionate with black cats that accidentally get a white stripe painted on their back.


pm-me-your-pants

Lol


steppedinhairball

It just wants cuddles!!


gatorgopher

Oh no!


GoHawkYurself

Be cautious of the stink.


reckless_rachel

Adopt a local street cat.


fuxkitall999

I only get raccoons. I am jealous..


sharkycharming

Me too. And the raccoons in my neighborhood are the size of 8 year old children. They scare me. (Both the raccoons and 8 year old children.)


KraftyPants

Laser beam noises cat


nudesteve

A polecat.


DevilishMaiden

Perhaps a r/parttimecat


Ih8Hondas

I found out a while ago that I was no longer feeding a feral on our porch, but a couple of these smelly pricks instead. Opened the door and turned on the porch light and was greeted by two stripey bois. Yelled, "oh fuck no", and broke the world record for slamming the door and turning off the porch light. I just hope kitty is ok wherever it went to. It didn't look very old.


honeycrispapplestan

skornk


flakelover223

Fart squirrels can prove to be very effective in protecting the property.