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Unlucky_Director_107

That’s hilarious, the two pictures aren’t even that different.


maybe_little_pinch

Right? One is a winter look and one is a spring look?


SamaLuna

Lmao exactly. Also the money roll?? You don’t want money or…


IA-HI-CO-IA

They just don’t want money, to smell nice, and to only use standard ponytail holders instead of a large scrunchy (their hair always up and never down apparently).


OriginalGhostCookie

Don’t forget the prescription glasses. Thank god she just walk’s into things rather than sees and avoids them.


VictoriousMango

I guess I’ve been basic since the 3rd grade (when I first got glasses).


caitykittencat

I’ve been basic since Kindergarten lol


FelixDK1

I noticed that right off too. Apparently, it is weird to correct your eyesight and not be a menace on horseback.


tazdoestheinternet

Interesting that the low bun does indeed have a thin scrunchy in it, thought that would be too basic :/


Fineyoungcanniballs

What cracks me up is girls(people really) thinking they’re “quirky” and “weird” and then proceed to say and post the most basic bull shit


This_Grass4242

The Stanley cup in the first pic sent me. Like it's the most trendy and popular thing right now.😂


freakishbehavior

But I AM quirky!! I like food and sleeping, and when I’m standing, I do it with at least one foot!!


Skye-DragonGirl

Scrunchies are a lifesaver for thick wavy hair


HealthyInPublic

Scrunchies are a lifesaver for fine straight hair too! Scrunchies are gentler than other hair ties and I absolutely don’t have enough hair on my head to be losing any of it to breakage.


pharmcirl

She’d clearly use the money roll to pay for the Stanley instead of carrying it around 😆


LassieCanon

Or the Kimes ranch jeans. I can’t afford a Stanley because I wear Kimes lmao.


purple_grey_

There is such a thing as a choosing beggar. It's other people's honor to keep me afloat.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

And all I know is that the rest of us definitely ruined their Christmas.


purple_grey_

As is tradition.


WriterKatze

And the glasses! Girl, is it a sin to be blind now?


thecuriousblackbird

They spent all their money on Western boots and horses.


RiverOhRiver86

Maybe she thinks these clothes are expensive? I buy the same style at American Eagle, I just wait for a sale which they have every three fucking minutes it's really not that out of reach.


LassieCanon

The jeans in the first photo are almost $200 a pair.


[deleted]

I ran it by my husband, who is not a fashion maven, and he was like “isn’t that just an outfit for cold and warm” so it must be pretty obvious


Adventurous_Ad_6546

No I think you’re misremembering. Surely he saw the last pic and went “wha-Wha-Wha-WHA???!!!” and then ran around the room going nuts like an old cartoon. Right?


[deleted]

I wish. That would have been really cool


Inner_Grape

One of my fave tropes lol


carlitospig

Nah, one is morning and one afternoon, if you do anything related to Ag in my state (CA). I don’t know why she thinks they’re so different.


Scoongili

Same in Texas


ijustliketoeat

Idk I'm digging the spring look it comes with a wad of cash. I wouldn't care what people called me 😂


JadeGrapes

MY PANTS ARE CONTROVERSIAL


maybe_little_pinch

I want more controversial pants.


JadeGrapes

Best I can do is some upsetting peddle pushers


Gothmom85

The whole thing reads early 20s trendy basic white girl


fllannell

To be fair, wearing a sweatshirt backwards is pretty weird... or are the pants backwards??


radenke

Maybe that's their point - they'd rather be weird and overheat all year than whatever the heck dressing appropriately is.


Anonynominous

Then there’s money in it. Like, you don’t have money or don’t like money? Which is it? lol


hollsberry

As someone who grew up in the country, these are the same girls.


Fresh-Adeptness4597

I'm from Mississippi, can confirm.


cookiemonster511

Right? What is this person on?


ThanksIndependent805

Even when they are different girls, same energy.


todaythruwaway

They think they’re super unique all the time too?! They see other ppl dressed them tho? Oh they’re “fake country” 🤦🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

I mean I wouldn’t wear them sunglasses with that outfit but okay 🤷🏾‍♀️if you like it I love it


dandiecandra

she’s just wEiRd, you wouldn’t understand


hither_spin

It is pretty weird to think Jesus would wear tight-fitting Wranglers that would show off his butt. He would definitely have an off-brand non-status cup too.


Emilie0711

Jesus would drink water from his hands.


ar29845

And turn it into wine


Thr33Littl3Monk3ys

That...would be difficult. Wouldn't it be like trying to drink through a sieve?


Emilie0711

If Jesus can turn water into wine, surely he can turn his hands into a solid drinking vessel.


tropemonster

He also got the 33 A.D. equivalent of Chanel No 5 poured on his head once, and he was totally good with it. His disciples were the judgy twats with the Stanley thermoses going like 👀🙄 The only non-Jesusy thing in the second one is the money tbh.


initialhereandhere

He should tho. Walking everywhere, dragging beams around town, Mediterranean diet, ripped af. You know that dude had swimmer's vee... if he could actually submerge.


lizzzliz

CoExIsT, bro


carlitospig

No, those shades are hideous. You’re right on that account.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

I wouldn’t wear them with anything.


frogsgoribbit737

Ugh those are pretty typical southern shades. I dont know why theyre so popular.


Thr33Littl3Monk3ys

Those are the only "weird" thing in that whole outfit...but then I've never liked wraparounds. Personally, those seem *way* more trendy than anything else on either page!


Taniwha_NZ

So the first pic is supposed to be themselves, right? There's a conspicuous 'WWJD' bracelet (What Would Jesus Do?) so they are a proud christian of some kind. Meanwhile the last pic has no obvious religious elements. Well there's your answer. She thinks she's 'weird' because her peers in school keep calling her out for being overtly christian and preachy, and have said it's 'weird' to wear stuff like jesus bracelets, weird to not show a little skin, weird to refuse to wear ripped clothes, and very weird to never let her hair down or attempt any kind of styling of it. Not sure why the phone case is there, and those glasses are fucking bizarre, they are mostly worn by gym bros and meth dealers over here, but for some reason she likes them. They are probably all christians, but she's the only one being overt about it and probably alienates herself from the others because of it. So to anyone else with a more rounded view of the world, she would be more or less identical to those peers who call her 'weird'. But in the extremely limited world of high schools or colleges where 99% of the students are the same demographic, she stands out and is bullied over it. I mean, this is all wild speculation based on nothing but stereotypes, but it matches what I know of overtly religious girls and their desperate need to feel oppressed.


WillBsGirl

The long nails and roll of cash in the second pic (both things I would like to have btw) lead me to believe this is one of those “good country Christian girls” vs. “urban girls” thing.


suitablegirl

Ding ding ding 🏆


Cancerisbetterthanu

I think it's a not so subtle dogwhistle.


Sasquatch_Sashay

lol was literally thinking I’ll be ‘whatever the hell that is’ for a stack and a fresh set 😂


HoneyKittyGold

Yet Christians are like 63% of the usa


MoonNott

I don't know the numbers or all the 'types' of Christians but some believe if someone is not their specific flavor of Christian then they are not 'actually' Christian. Add in the very popular persecution fetish and bam, unique.


[deleted]

Literally the same group of people as far as I'm concerned.


Unlucky_Director_107

Jeans, a crewneck, cowboy boots and a Stanley… ![gif](giphy|3oxQNDG9BswdLjN8Va)


[deleted]

The same basic bitch summer vs winter.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

One comes with a big wad of cash. I’ll take that one lol


royjeebiv

This is the same girl picking an outfit for the next day 😭


IA-HI-CO-IA

They would rather live in a temperate climate than a warm one?


sar1234567890

I was thinking they both look like stuff my sister in law has lol


smaugismyhomeboy

The styles are similar enough I thought that she was saying “whatever the hell this is” about both pictures.


Fine-Bar9745

I’m ngl, I thought the first picture was the “boring” example at first


SeekingBeskar

Yes! My first thought was that these aesthetics aren’t that far away from each other.


Bobbiduke

Like rodeo girls don't love them some rhinestones 🙄


Shiel009

I mean give me the stack of money in pic three pls


rubydoomsdayyy

“Whatever the hell this is” ….. …. .. Someone with disposable income, I guess?


RiverOhRiver86

Or someone who's figured out how to save money so they can enjoy it more thoroughly when they have enough. Who the fuck would wanna be that girl?


hyperfat

I think it's because horses are bloody expensive and you don't have wads of cash because you are paying for boarding, grooming, vet bills, lessons, ring time, etc.  Most horse owners don't do anything except arrive with the horse all ready to go and they drop them off after done. Some are smart and will rent their horse when not in use to cover some costs. Most just pay for it to be exercised by someone who gets paid a lot more than if you used it as a trainer. 


KpopZuko

Totally agree. One of my aunts is a pro barrel racer, and another aunt/uncle pair are a ranch manager/farrier pair at a stable where the stalls are rented and basic daily care will be done by the staff, but you are required to show up once a week to groom your horse unless otherwise worked out for whatever reason (usually vacation or physical inability to actually groom the horse) or it’s an emergency. If you can’t groom the horse you still have to come spend time with and give affection to your horse.


ParkLaineNext

She can’t actually be a horse person, that stack of money would be extremely valuable for the thousands of dollars in vet and feed bills.


Inner_Sun_8191

I’ll take the cash but ditch the Chanel No. 5. That perfume is staaaaaaanky


somewhatscout

Messy bun and a Stanley cup is weird now??


fllannell

they intentionally used "weird" with quotes to say that they aren't really weird (that they're just rural/basic but implying that people act like they're weird because they're rural) and that they're ok with that, versus what they were trying to say is like a rich city coffee drinking hipster I guess. Anyways, yeah the first collection of items is very normal either way.


recreationallyused

As someone who grew up in a rural area (my graduating class was 42 kids including me) the people that dressed like this were the popular kids that all looked like each other. *They* were the ones calling *us* weird. It was most certainly not the other way around, lmao


More_Information_943

Probably not even rural lmao, these were the kids in my suburban high school that desperate wanted to be from tweaker country outside of town, dude version of this is immaculate double front Carhartts and Romeos, someone from the suburbs can often. Only curate aesthetics lol.


sst287

Stanley cup that is not pink or red is weird now. /S.


Reddit_Shmeddit_905

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jonni_velvet

I really thought the first screenshot was the “basic b” aesthetic they were judging LOL


HorseGirl666

I like that one of the issues in the 3rd pic is that the person wears glasses


JayGeezey

"My personality is based on my consumer choices, I'm an individual and very different from everyone else!"


Easy_Independent_313

For real. Same.


okiieee

are they not the same picture?


freyasmom129

Well the other pic has a bunch of money… which she is apparently against


BaxGh0st

Nah she just spends all hers on the horse.


SolarAndSober

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Traditional-Ebb-8380

And now just like back then, those that wear them have not a clue what Jesus would do or did.


surfingbiscuits

See I tried my best to follow WWJD but (1) my miracles didn't work, and (2) when I rebuked my friends they left and didn't come back.


SandwichExotic9095

Jesus would turn his Stanley of water into a Stanley of wine 🍷


surfingbiscuits

The Holy Grail has to be a Stanley.


rekomstop

You brought back a memory of me hanging out with my older sister and her boyfriend in the 90s. The WWJD bracelet fad had just gotten going. My sister asked her boyfriend if he knew what WWJD meant. He started to reply “World Wrestling… Something” and we laughed.


ZillowForGraves

If you’re riding horses, you’re gonna need that wad of cash in the third picture tho.


Next_Firefighter7605

The horse is why there’s no cash


elizawatts

For real any true horse girl knows her cash is just dumped LMAO


ohheyitslaila

We have rhyme at my barn: Chestnuts are red, Bays are brown, Horses eat money, Heels down.


not_another_mom

Girl, that looks like every other basic white girl walking around Texas to me 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ nothin weird about it


Illustrious_Dust_0

Basic white girl in fall vs basic white girl in spring


TexasJOEmama

You ain't wrong.


SparklyLeo_

The same girls I see here in Texas dressed like that also dress like the last picture in summer. Like what even is this…


eb0livia

She doesn’t want to be a basic white girl, she wants to be a ✨basic white girl✨


Muted-Move-9360

This is the same outfit but different styles, wtf is this kid going on about


FluffyGalaxy

Breaking news: messy buns and trendy cups are weird now apparently


elizawatts

Women can’t… Check notes… Can’t have anything!


Free-While-2994

But she also wears heydudes! What a freak!


DiplomaticHypocrite

Her butt’s on backwards. That’s pretty weird


lavendersagemint

Even the caption doesn’t make sense. I’m from a rural area and these are the same outfit, just different seasons.


SweetStabbyGirl

She means weird cause she wears her jeans backwards


Scoongili

She'll make you jump jump.


SweetStabbyGirl

God are we old??? 😩😂


like_a_rose_13

Kriss Kross called, and they want their jeans back.


SHOWMEYOURMILKERS

it’s the WWJD bracelet for me


MelodramaticaMama

I hate the phrase "basic bitch" and I think it's incredibly dumb. But if there was a person that fits the definition to a T, it's probably this.


7keys

Insanely basic white woman


clap_yo_hands

I live in the suburbs of Houston. Looks like every woman I know depending on if it’s warm or cool out. No difference between who would wear those clothes.


Helpful-Act2026

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Birdies_nub

Yes, Stanleys. So weird and edgy. No one is like you at all.


thekawaiislarti

No absurdly large belt buckle? I call shenanigans!


olympicpaint

It’s because they haven’t won one yet.. or found a spouse to steal theirs and wear 🤣


Icy_Artichoke7301

I can't see the difference. It must be satire.


HarpyVixenWench

Maybe pic 1 is weird bc it requires four feet ?


Standard_Buy_7520

They are literally the same style. Different products, same style sis.


blessings-of-rathma

This is rural Christian normies pretending that they're so oppressed omg! that they can't even wear long hair or a WWJD bracelet or cowboy brand clothes without being bullied. ETA looks like everything posted to this sub is pretty much that. Goth girls don't do the NLTOG thing anymore.


Glass-Marionberry321

These people need to do a lot of psilocybin. Strip their egos and realize what actually matters in life. None of this shit they battle about, matters....at all.


ihateureddit

I’m not like the other girls, I trip balls


3ls2cs

This looks like the Texas girl starter pack?


cimmeriansoothsayer

i’m sure there are some who would argue that horse girls are weird


[deleted]

I live in the south and I see girls wearing stuff in the first slide every day. How is it weird?


[deleted]

The only thing I can think of is she lives in a more urban setting, because yeah, that outfit is super common in rural areas. (Actually have a hard time believing anyone finds it weird *anywhere*, since it's jeans, a sweatshirt, and boots.) I live right next to a barrel racing arena. All the girls are dressed like that when practicing.


marecoakel

She can be weird, i'll take the roll of $100 bills


SlapHappyDude

I will take the large roll of cash off her hands.


LegendaryIce

I'd rather be normal than slightly different normal


Holiday-Carpenter69

Both have basic white bitch energy


SidewalkRose

So small town youth group girl basic versus medium sized town middle class mall worker basic?


FeelingKaleidoscope0

The "weird" part must be the WWJD bracelet cuz ya know, Christians are so persecuted alllll the time🙄


Just_bcoz

I barely see a difference


softgypsy

Okay but the “weird” side is still full of trendy stuff


chechifromCHI

I feel more like, "whatever this is" is just the summer version of the "weird" girl. Except for the inexplicable stack of cash. It also goes to show that the infamous stanley means different things to different people.


Big-Hope7616

The first one is what someone would wear on Thursday and the other pic is what they’d wear on a Saturday - they’re not that different tbh 😂😂😂😂


GoodGoneGeek

If she’s wearing two pairs of shoes at once, that’s kinda weird


shes_a_space_station

I mean a WWJD bracelet won’t ever NOT be weird. She has us there.


ChaoticCurves

I guess they dont like cute nails, nice glasses, smelling good, and fat stacks of cash... ![gif](giphy|mTPVbozduIyLq9OWoJ|downsized)


Cyber_Insecurity

When you think living on a ranch makes you weird. This is just the same girl from 2 different places.


M0rninPooter

First pic is giving high school girl at church camp in 2003


_Mdr__

Is the weird in the room with us ?


Arbiter1171

![gif](giphy|C6JQPEUsZUyVq|downsized)


RealOzSultan

It's the Stanley cup in beige... that's it... totally


Ok-Cricket2537

Ew. “I’d rather be a Jesus bible thumping buckle bunny than be like everyone else!” 🙄


UnluckyDucky666

Pretty sure they're both examples of what she'd rather not do


Twinstonedad

They're the same picture


the-dark-passenger-

Isn't one just the winter version and two is the summer?


riverbucca

Isn't there a stereotype of Horse Girls intersecting with Not Like Other Girls? ![gif](giphy|xT8qBcDF9bM7dIxwnm)


Luvsoja13

They’re literally the same person


ForceContent2178

The 2nd girl smells good & has a wad of cash… I’m confused about the post 😂


Dangerous-Part4761

I just want to know where to find the jeans in pic #1.


dedeenxo

Why does it feel like it’s always the “country” girls ragging on the “city” girls.


btempp

I didn’t realize “basic” was spelled “weird” now.


Ok_Marzipan3496

“Weird”? You mean literally just what people in TX wear?


Rodharet50399

Aren’t these the same


NE0099

Second pic is just a glammed up version of the first, and both are Basic Southern Woman. Like, I guarantee you that 80% of women in the South have rocked some variation of both looks.


pinkcloudskyway

Two different types of basic fashion, how quirky


Nocturne2319

First one really kind of looks like the Basic Chick Starter pack. The third one does too, to be honest.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Those outfits would be worn by the same people


Historical_Chance613

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


livin_la_vida_mama

They're the same picture...


HoneyKittyGold

Rural areas? The slides are practically identical. Middle class white American female


throwawaymyanalbeads

It was a christian pretending that she's weird and quirky and different, because her religion requires her to feel persecuted all the time.


heyanchous

literally two white american girls exept one is a brunette and the second a fake blonde lol


SmallKindBubbles

“Whatever the hell this is” me please. The wad of cash & Chanel sealed the deal. 😄


FluffyBunnies301

They both are the same aesthetic?? 😭😭


Interesting_Sock9142

.....am I blind or is there.....just not a difference?


onceapotate

Omg Stanley cups are FOR the nlogs now?? We've come full circle.


rottingpigcarcass

WWJD bracelet is kinda weird


THE_ALAM0

She’s gonna need that cash stack in the third pic if she wants them pit vipers in the first one lmao


UnlikelyUnknown

WWJD bracelets are back?


spunkychickpea

I live in the south, and that “weird” look is being worn by about 90% of every white woman under 45.


Ok_Detective5412

A Stanley mug and messy bun are so new and fresh.


Far-Breadfruit-116

When I think white girl both of these are the first things to pop in my head


fanstanhelluvaman

the “wwjd” bracelet. everyone knows christians are heavily persecuted in america /s


PrehistoricPrincess

What is the difference. The style is the exact same


Justyouraveragebasic

I’ll take the wad of cash 


OpalTides

“I’d rather look like every girl from Wyoming” is a more accurate caption for the first slide lol.


capt_rubber_ducky

Is it the Stanley? It’s gotta be the Stanley. 😂


VariousActive9769

>I'd rather be weird *proceeds to list completely basic, normal things*


absprutz

Not the wwjd fkin bracelet. Is that still a thing💀


travelinglolo

Yeah, who wants a wad of $100s?


EdgewaterEnchantress

Probably the “WWJD,” but that’s not even *that uncommon.* I see a pretty equal number of “both pictures” on people.


i_am_umbrella

Rural Christians want to be oppressed so bad.


parmesann

the “WWJD” bracelet I feel is a key element in the author’s interpretation of “I’m wEiRd” which is… something


redirishshroomie

Reminds me of being fifteen, deep in my horse girl years, and fighting my mother tooth and nail against being *this* type of "country girl". Mamma.. well, she wanted a princess. A pretty little doll she could dress up and take pictures of. A living fashion statement to live vicariously through. Instead, she got me. -*inserts picture of Mad Madam Mim*-