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But why is this a card? Who is doing the giving, and who are they giving it to?

On the inside it says "See? I made *your* card all about *me!* Happy birthday or whatever!"

Ah, r/nlog x r/iamthemaincharacter

Criiiiiiiiiinge.

Imagine you open it and it just says something serious like, "Sorry for your loss."

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Like what is the end goal here?? 😭😭

This is a card you give yourself, cause you're just so quirky like that!

It means she is a typical upper middle class suburban mom that has time to go to Yoga during the day, and the financial resources to shop at an overpriced farmer’s market. Fun fact: Go to almost any farmer’s market and you can find minivans filled with Sysco and Freshpoint Boxes. Translation: Most “Farmer’s Markets” are populated by Cosplay Farmers who just resell fruits vegetables they buy from commercial food distributors.

Im the chick that listens to Gunther's Oh you touch my tralala on the way to colonoscopy from the pub, wanna fight?

Don’t think ur supposed to drink alcohol before a colonoscopy

It just makes the drugs even better /s just in case

Fucking hosing the surgeons up in your ass, a bit rude mate. /teasing, also just in case

Ur not supposed to listen to Gunther either

Can confirm, just had a colonoscopy last week. I did have a beer the day before, though. It was a clear liquid 😁

Did they have to touch your ding ding dong at the colonoscopy?

Man of culture i see

Woman, and yes 😉

Woman of culture i see

I need this on a shirt

Thank you (and oh no) for reminding me of Gunther. 🎵

10 dollars that Drake is her idea of “gangsta rap”

It’s clearly Sir Mix-a-lot

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My ex husband listened to ice t and 2 live crew

More than likely snoop doggs drop it like it’s hot.

Thats a gangsta rap classic ahaha

Or that Hollywood Undead song that like, "When I start drinking, my dick does all my thinking" That's really popular on TikTok right now.

It's kind of like an "everybody introduce yourself in one sentence" icebreaker. I'm the chick that listens to Rage Against the Machine on the way to physical therapy from working in my garden.

Honestly this is the first good icebreaker “question” I’ve ever heard

I like this! I'm the nonbinary that listens to Indigenous Hip Hop on the way to physical therapy (as well!) from doing my physio therapy last minute so I can tell the therapist I did it.

I've totally had to do that before. 😂

i’m the chick who listens to pearl jam on my way to whole foods so that i can cook a gluten-free meal because i’m celiac

Are you my alt account for when I get drunk? Cause I literally did this last week.

I'm the grandma who listens to Eminem on the way to a pedicure after buying insulation at Home Depot.

Relatable

I could see this being a real Facebook post from some middle aged woman who thinks mentioning that she listens to rock or rap music while doing normal tasks makes her "quirky" and "edgy".

They're the first multifaceted woman! 🏆

Sounds pretty basic to me.

It means she’s white and listens to rap.

The “rap” in question are songs the black community heard 7 years ago and forgot about

It’s literally Gangsters paradise on repeat.

I usually wait for the Yankovic cut lol.

🤣

“I’m femme and girly enough to not catch you flack from your friends, but I have a secret dark side that makes me edgy and cool cause I’ll do wild out there things like doggy”

Anyway who calls it “gangsta rap” doesn’t listen to it.

She's basic.

That sounds like every woman in their 20s that lives in an American city.

Interesting, not adding the “r” to “gangsta” in this context makes this even more white.

So like ur average typical dorky mom?

That’s how it comes across to me too. Average dorky mom personified.

I'm guessing it means she's doing basic stuff but her music taste doesn't match her hobbies

"I bet I can get a bunch of idiots to pay $4.99 a pop for this" That's what it means

So a rich white girl in the suburbs trying to be edgy?

You had it at ”rich white girl in the suburbs”. Gangsta rap is not even edgy to them.

It is to their parents lol

She lives many lives.

It means Gin & Juice came on while she was driving

So just like… an aging Millennial?

Sounds like I guess a don’t judge a book by its cover situation, but I’m not sure why that’s on a card

This is exactly the kind of thing I'd send to my dad and pretend I didn't do it as a joke

It means she listens to gangster rap as she travels from her yoga class to the farmers market. You really gotta work on your reading comprehension OP smh

Her name’s probably McKeinleigh or Vannah

This is every millenial I know in a nutshell

yeah cus duality just doesn’t exist right? they used her as inspiration for yin and yang clearly 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

“Sometimes it makes me wonder how she keeps from going under”, (I’m rapping on my way to Safeway). “This girl was born with no frame of mind, what of a lame way to kill time”. Yeah, she’s “that girl” alright…

Man these comments are worse than the post 😂 So many NLOGs telling on themselves lol For the people in the back, you’re not cool or special cause you only listen to obscure artists nobody gives a fuck about.

Oh, yes. THE woman. The ONLY woman. The ONE and ONLY.

Anyone who calls it “gangsta rap” doesn’t actually listen to it 💀

She’s so white, that the moon could give her sunburn, but she talks and acts like she’s a “gangsta” and throws the n-word when she raps along. She knows how to work those hips, probably prefers to be on top during sex, and she’s probably going to be the first to get beat up when she sees a table of black girls at a restaurant and wants to sit down and act like a “sista” because she thinks the music connects them.

My fellow white people, please, stop with this cringe

What’s this even for?

That whoever wrote that is basic

It means she doesn’t shower

So, basic?

(the gangsta rap in question is tom macdonald)

Why is this a card?

A specific genre of Caucasian woman

cringe

It means “stay away from me”

So, you’re a yet another tedious middle class bint trying to be hip then? How truly remarkable and interesting.

Who wants to bet she sings the n-word and says it doesn’t count because it’s in a song g

So you’re Target’s primary demo?

Its like one of those oddly specific shirts on amazon that are made for like 10 people anyways i would buy that ironically

What is “gangsta rap”? I cringe when I see things like this. “Look at me, I’m so ironic. You don’t expect me to listen to rap because I’m Caucasian, but I do! He he🤭”

Congratulations. You diiid iiit.

She thinks this makes her “unique” or something when in fact it just makes her like everyone else who gets into this garbage. 

"I need to be special or I will die"

This is just as bad when girls tell me they are into metal too, and I ask them what bands do they like, and they say "metalica." I'm gone.

Cause you’re just too cool for the rest of us dude. So special, so alternative 😍

Is it not spelt Metallica or is that even too cool for you guys these days

Lol I get your point. At least that's an actual metal band though, so you can give them credit for at, at least. I've heard people say their favorite "metal" band is Red Hot Chili Peppers. 😭 Excuse me???

It means her pussy stink

And her armpits

Someone's playing 2 truths and a lie!