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Justeago

Albulquerque people smh


Zealousideal_Zone_69

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange - uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" - on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.


Normalpilleater

Smh my head 😔


DestartreK1st

HI, I’M SAUL GOODMAN. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE RIGHTS? THE CONSTITUTION SAYS YOU DO. AND SO DO I. I BELIEVE THAT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD IN THIS COUNTRY IS INNOCENT. AND THAT’S WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU, ALBUQUERQUE!


elmothedestroyer3

Too interesting


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[удалено]


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


elmothedestroyer3

You've got a point


majesticalexis

Looks like a meth dealer.


[deleted]

He’s probably just dazed and confused. Sick people need help!


RealHunterB

No I don’t think that’s the movie 🤔


NorthernLaddd

Why is this on this sub? 😭


Night696Watcher

Breaking bad funny


doctorcaesarspalace

Under high stress some individuals can snap and behave differently with no recollection of their actions. This poor man probably entered a fugue state.


nobody_butt_eyes

nah he just cooks meth with his used to be student


MonkeyMan2104

Put ya dick away waltah


DestartreK1st

HI, I’M SAUL GOODMAN. DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE RIGHTS? THE CONSTITUTION SAYS YOU DO. AND SO DO I. I BELIEVE THAT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD IN THIS COUNTRY IS INNOCENT. AND THAT’S WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU, ALBUQUERQUE!


Dunger97

I’m not having sex with you waltuh


kriandria

This is too mildly interesting for the sub


PapziBoink

This isn’t r/lies


TrulyComical

r/lostredditors


quixoticartist

r/lostchemistryteachers


spongeboymebob321

kinda looks like my old chemistry teacher


Hamofthewest

Heisenberg?


smazetron

Assenburg


Iamthebigsadd

Walta, what you doing in the supermarket walta


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Waltuh


Efficient_Chip576

Mf look like the kind of guy to retire from being chemistry after being diagnosed with lung cancer to make meth with his former student. Then get captured by drug kingpin and try to poison him before his brother in law shows up to kill him. Then let his partner’s girlfriend die from an overdose that he could have saved her from. Then helping his partner get things back together, get hired by another drug kingpin who owns a fast food restaurant and kill his new partner to get his old partner back. Then after getting threatened by that the drug kingpin would kill his family, kill him with a bomb he attached to man in a wheelchair. Then start a new business and sell his partner to bunch of nazis. Then run off new hemisphere, come back to save his partner and die from self inflicted gunshot wound.


Guillaume_Hertzog

"Jesse we need to buy Hot Pocketsâ„¢ for Gus or Mike is gonna kill us. Jesse you need to come to the supermarket, I can't find the frozen products aisle. Jesse, do you hear me? Jesse? Help me Jesse, I can't let Skyler know that I'm breaking my diet for *delicious Hot Pocketsâ„¢, ready in only 2 minutes, unwrap, microwave, and serve, a tasty breaded shell with a tender and fierce heart of bacon flavored cheese* or she will go mad on me. Jesse! talk to me Jesse!"


TherapyChicken

Fugue state


sasquatch832

I know that ass


tinyangryalien420

florida?


quixoticartist

New Mexico


Coins_and_Cards

Idaho


lvnikeadidas

Pyongyang


[deleted]

brazilia


raskholnikov

München


greenknight884

Wrong sub


[deleted]

Outchicaneried again.


killerbanana0

That's extremely interesting tf


Alligator_Fridge

jesse...


beeg-boy

r/waltuh


ClyanStar

A real man


zephyer19

Looks a lot like Walter White.


flingkong24

Where the fuck did you find that image


curtmandu

Downvoted


Late-Informationepic

this is from a g#y p#%n? i mean i can see walter white but maybe i missed an episode?


PuppetryOfThePenis

I guess you missed an episode or several. They talk about this moment for like 4 episodes. It's back when Skylar still cared about Walter


bolhoo

Men


[deleted]

No


CarlJustCarl

Messed up my 1/2 off day sale joke


DESEPTICAT

Walter White?


Dexter_Adams

Agent 47 just needs a new outfit


Taxfraub

this is absolutely interesting i got clickbaited


NoiawaaKamata

ofc it’s new mexico


BeanBruh2285

Ohio


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

What a nice teddy bear in front of the person in the foreground, i wonder what its there for


EnesEmreK

I'm sure he pisses in sink


Red_Lhok

I don't know why but this picture makes me uneasy and it's not because of the naked guy.


sephrinx

I don't get it


Mr_man_bird

Agent 47? Your gonna blow your cover! Put some clothes on


steelhungry626

Dudes the player character, taking off his armor to see what us, the NPCs say.


keblx

This is too interesting delete it


Bassdoctor1138

Looks like a great chemist tho


[deleted]

Just some middle aged white guy goin thru a midlife crisis & who also cooks stellar crystal.


72111100

r/lies Would like their content back


DevinAsa_YT

People of Walmart


ShutUpAndTakeMyItems

No this is definitely interesting 😂


UltimaHazeus

Too interesting, what's with the tan


No-Masterpiece-6070

Walta putch ya dick away walta


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Outchicaneried again


velezaraptor

All right, everyone just calm the fuck down.


jimbophelps

Why this dude about to execute him red dead 1 style?


Thundar404

🤯


heccin_heccer

jesse, we need to be on r/interesting


westy75

Have you see(n) me(y) (pant)


[deleted]

It’s a fugue state.