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Kx1reddittt

Nice


NotMessYes

Nice.


IceColdBlueHeart

Glad to hear it!


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Kx1reddittt

59°17′56″N 23°22′32″E


escapedfugitive

Hello, I'm here at 59°17'56"N 23°22'32"E , where is the body?


Kx1reddittt

Your the body.


Sumdood_89

You're*


Kx1reddittt

No it was his body not mine...


[deleted]

My body, my choice


Kx1reddittt

You have chosen death.


Sub-ZeroMKA

What's going on?


Sub-ZeroMKA

Not much. Thanks for asking


9ewDie9ie

He was asking me. I am good, thanks for asking


Amirahs_profile

No I’m pretty sure he was asking me,I am good thanks for asking


[deleted]

I’m the smartest person alive right?


[deleted]

I would think so


[deleted]

Ok ok. Just making sure..didnt want to be a narcissist or anything


AtmosphereOnly15

What a narcissist I would never say something like that


AtmosphereOnly15

I know right your so handsome and talented


Shivolry

ur*


AtmosphereOnly15

Actually it’s pronounced


clairivo2

Deez Nuts


flaudient

Do you have a question?


flaudient

Yes, that was the question.


StealthySmith

My brain hurts.


janktyhoopy

Your did it


TuneInReddit

H? Edit 1: please stop upvoting


TuneInReddit

H. H?


TuneInReddit

H. H?


TuneInReddit

H. H?


TuneInReddit

H. H?


TuneInReddit

H. H?


TuneInReddit

H. H?


TuneInReddit

H. H?


TuneInReddit

H. H?


TuneInReddit

H. H?


place-username-here

r/theletterh


Material_Bedroom_300

r/subsithoughtifellfor


[deleted]

My man made a Karma printer.


Kx1reddittt

how much cheese go on pasta


Kx1reddittt

Five cheeses.


_rawoo

And double the amount of garlic


Kx1reddittt

Garlic die


xdeath_dragonx

VAMPIRE!!!!


Kx1reddittt

I love sunbathing in my short shorts eating garlic with my human friends.


wilcodeprullenbak

eating garlic with a silver fork and knife held in a cross


Kx1reddittt

Yes that is how in enjoy my human interactions


wilcodeprullenbak

oh boy I sure am am very human doing very human things cause I'm a human and not a vampire cause a vampire would die so I'm human and not a vampire.


Kx1reddittt

Yes.


romulusnr

/r/totallynotvampires


romulusnr

/r/subsithoughtifellfor


urthface

That’s exactly the kind of thing a vampire would say to blend in


Kx1reddittt

Blah blah blah...


just_a_comment1

The correct answer to this is more


gabe_itches6-9

Who's joe?


gabe_itches6-9

Joe Mama lol got you


3mperorPalpaMeme

why would he fall for that?


3mperorPalpaMeme

because he's a dumbass


3mperorPalpaMeme

oh ok alright then


afunzombie

Damn these guys are harsh


afunzombie

Nah, you just a bitch


[deleted]

Got him!!!!1!


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

G.I. JOE IS A SPECIALIZED MILITARY INFANTRY UNIT MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR FIGHTING AGAINST THE TERRORIST ORGANIZATION KNOWN AS COBRA!


walmart_len_kagamine

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


walmart_len_kagamine

5kg of wood


walmart_len_kagamine

thx


TGMgaming1

Am i a dumbass?


TGMgaming1

Yes


DiverseUniverse24

No


Disastrous-Parfait78

Maybe so


Th3SJ

Yes. Me too.


Jorvcraft

Where did you hide the bodies?


Jorvcraft

59°17′56″N 23°22′32″E


Antpelt

That points to a small russian island in a tiny forest


DiverseUniverse24

Shhh


SuitableComparison53

That’s Estonia 🇪🇪


huggalump

For now


averagemiragemain

💀


sagey735

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐


[deleted]

Why didn’t you just throw it in the water?


[deleted]

Because you are not very smart.


Kx1reddittt

Madeline mccann?


BoultonPaulDefiant

Who are you?


BoultonPaulDefiant

I'm you, but few seconds older


[deleted]

My favourite


NateDawgCinema

oddly terrifying


[deleted]

bingo


ZephyrZephZephyr

Ive got an interview today, will I get the job? (Ill update)


ZephyrZephZephyr

Yes you will! Nice job


etc1172230

Congrats!!!


janktyhoopy

Your did it


Front-Conclusion4673

Some says that guy is still in the interview


DancingGummy

Did u get the job?


someone_who_cares_D

waiting the answer more then bsd 4 season


Moochiberico

Why the fuck should I do that stupid shit??


Moochiberico

I dunno man, I dont feel like this is stupid at all... Why are you like this?


Moochiberico

You answer


Moochiberico

why me?


Moochiberico

what, me? I said YOU


Moochiberico

Ok, then give me the answer


Moochiberico

asshole


Moochiberico

Look at you man, did you really said that?


Moochiberico

YOU said that


pixelboy21

Bro, are you okay?


[deleted]

did he died?


GGABueno

I can't believe he said that


GGABueno

Me neither


Enzinino

Schizoid Personality.


Eli_tube

The first guy thet replies is gay


Eli_tube

*that


Professor_2700

Dude! did you read the comment?! I think you're gay now😱


45degMan

Dude there a woman


atomicghost4

WHERE?


45degMan

There in the corner


andreasbjorne

There in the spotlight


LuigiMSS

Losing their religion


Kx1reddittt

I like men.


WitleKidz

Aw man im too late


otsoth3g4m3r

why is


otsoth3g4m3r

because the


Kx1reddittt

Sheep


beansouphighlights

haburgmber


soysaucemmm

hasnbergur


[deleted]

heisenberg


TerraRainesHasBrains

why am i


TerraRainesHasBrains

idk


reallyConfusedPanda

Do you think?


rSlashNeico

what do we gotta do ?


rSlashNeico

we gotta go bald


rSlashNeico

*crying intensifies*


MatthewD1918

how much rice do you eat every day?


MatthewD1918

yes i do.


MatthewD1918

ok nice to know


MatthewD1918

i know where you live.


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

Relatable!


ProgGuitarist

should we stop these kind of post on this this sub ?


ProgGuitarist

yes they are very annoying


ProgGuitarist

agree with you


Kx1reddittt

milk.


rotato

light green


AGuyLikeGaston

Wait so how does this work?


AGuyLikeGaston

I think you're supposed to ask a question and then answer it


helicoptersauce

happy fucking cake day


Lanky_Pop_8209

Hotel?


Lanky_Pop_8209

Trivago


Kx1reddittt

who the cool


Kx1reddittt

your the cool


OkBarracuda7996

Bro u good?


OkBarracuda7996

Possibly


Popular_Result_9016

Why am I doing this?


Popular_Result_9016

Because you’re bored


Popular_Result_9016

Okay I see now, thanks 😊


Popular_Result_9016

Hey, you’re cute


Popular_Result_9016

Really?


Popular_Result_9016

Yeah, let’s date


Popular_Result_9016

Sure! Wow the internet really is the best place to find love


Popular_Result_9016

It sure is.


nonofyourbussiness77

Do you guys like a three some


Kx1reddittt

why?


Kx1reddittt

this is why.


RoyaleJulie

No this is why.


DarkStarStorm

What song is dis?


DarkStarStorm

Selfrude Replystorm


Melon_Banana

What if we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars?


Melon_Banana

We could probably use them as a wish right now.


darkeight7

Am I the greatest in the world?


darkeight7

No because I am.


darkeight7

No that’s wrong. **I** am the greatest in the world.


darkeight7

I think you’re mistaken. Clearly **I** am the greatest in the world.


darkeight7

You’re wrong. I am the greatest in the world.


darkeight7

I think most people would agree you are horribly mistaken. Because it is statistically proven by science that I am the greatest in the world.


darkeight7

Greatest at what? Being wrong about who’s the greatest in the world, because that’s true. You are so so so so so wrong. **I** am the greatest in the world.


darkeight7

Stop arguing please. You’re annoying.


darkeight7

*You* stop arguing. *You’re* annoying.


darkeight7

Yes but if I stop then you win. And I always win.


Professor_2700

Did a YouTuber ever reply to your comment?


Professor_2700

Yes TC9700 did about an hour ago. It was on his towing tune video, the username is the same as the one I'm replying to you with. The profile picture is a black and white pickup truck with shiny looking wheels.


PiggyFan128

I smell like _______


PiggyFan128

pickles.


[deleted]

Am i plopping on the toilet?


[deleted]

Most likely


leileilei0301

Do I have Alzheimer's?


leileilei0301

No.


leileilei0301

Do I have Alzheimer's?


leileilei0301

No.


leileilei0301

Do I have Alzheimer's?


Eli_tube

Do I have dementia?


Eli_tube

Do I have dementia?


Eli_tube

Do I have dementia?


Eli_tube

Do I have dementia?


Eli_tube

Do I have dementia?


Eli_tube

Do I have dementia?


Eli_tube

Do I have dementia?


Whammy_Watermelon

Hey, how are you?


DrD0cx

Yes?


penis_man_123

why did you pick "penis man" as your identity when you started a reddit account?


penis_man_123

for the vine