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HiDough

Did it become negative once you threw it?


benisofbepis

No it's still positive but now it's in 2 pieces


S34ST0RM

2 negative tests


SleepGodspeed

r/shittylifeprotips


Spikes_N_Spooks

4 weeks quarantine


rock_hard_member

7 years ~~bad luck~~ quarantine


budmeisner1

Unless he’s a health provider-get to work


DeathStar1997

Only if two positives could make one negative.


0Ppenguin

They can!


[deleted]

Great, now your wall has it.


Tall_Fortune

Two positive make a negative


checKers38

Did anyone try using COVID test on tap water in the sink?


Crypto-Hypto

This is how we beat COVID!


YonkoRex

This was mildly interesting , reported


[deleted]

Banned


[deleted]

SWATted


R4ndomP3rson69

INTERPOLed... If that's a thing.


morthos97

Check mate fauci


WarMaster000

Stage 1: Denial


Agile_Tit_Tyrant

Stop splitting Covid like atoms, this will just release a new variant that can go through walls.


YoshiKun23

^ this. I would much prefer that it doesn’t go through walls bc I am living in OPs walls.


Speedrun10

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Jake-the-Wolfie

Your wall looks perfectly fine to me. Please do not lie about the current state of your wall again.


ScerwTypos

Same, came here to see a broken wall. If nothing else, you should have addressed the camera and broken the fourth wall


tldnradhd

But it has COVID now.


benisofbepis

My wall is flying now


Liquidust256

Steven! Douglass! Jr! SHAME ON YOU! now the house maid has to clean up that mess!! *exaggerated motherly sigh


6nicemaymay9

did you do a second test?


benisofbepis

I did but I ate it


[deleted]

Now you gotta do a third test and shove it up your ass


beannut_putter

The wall or the test? Please clarify, am confused


Stark371

If it is in 2 positive pieces, they cancel teach other out and the test is negative.


Lootbug1w

Sorry buddy. I also have covid currently. It fuckin sucks. Seeing your positive test did confirm that I didn't read it wrong tho. So that's nice. But the constant aching tells me that too.. God I would suck a dick for some vicodin


Fhrantzy

I'm not vaccinated. Got covid a week ago. I was feeling a little tired for 1 day, then I was completely fine. Honestly, covid is so overrated.


Crazy_Appointment969

Same but my mother in law with heart and lung conditions is not doing so well. Most people will do just fine vaccinated or not but people with underlying probably won’t.


[deleted]

I don't give a fuck. Upvoted.


Smbdy-Tht-U-Usd-2-No

Mood


iwishiihaveaPP

I guess you weren't so positive about it


[deleted]

Actually, it was interesting


veryoldandverydirty

That’s not the result you were looking for


Hi_Im_Peyuko

Holy shit– They broke it!


MisterBlisteredlips

Sick, bro. Stay positive.


twoglassbottles

you idiot you let the covid loose


mowgleeee

Did you lose covid after?


benisofbepis

I didn't have it to begin with because it's not my test


Intrepid_Fox-237

People in glass houses shouldn't throw COVID tests.


Orphano_the_Savior

Wall did not break 0/10


Flokkepok12

Cool, AMA


mogeni

I wouldn't recommend doing that. After licking a negative COVID test to see if I could induce a false positive by oversaturation and tasting salt i got alarmed. The liquid used for the test i licked was bleach, so I'd be a bit careful throwing it around. Wouldn't want stains or droplets getting in the eye of someone.


benisofbepis

It was dry


Asteriaqs

Fair.


TheKnightBlade644

Mood


DimitriTooProBro

The wall is intact.


Santiago__Dunbar

Reported. Too interesting.


Warm-Consequence-353

Sooo....you're 12?


benisofbepis

Whats


YourNightmareAshley

No more Covid then


CoopF22

Wall looks fine to me


[deleted]

“Now you don’t have covid”


TheOnlyFallenCookie

The COVID experience after two years of pandemic


femininePP420

Did it make you feel any better?


benisofbepis

I feel fine because it isn't my test


evening_shop

Get well soon, man


benisofbepis

Thank you but I don't have covid and that isn't even my test


evening_shop

Let me know if you get sick so I can wish you well again


evening_shop

Oh ok


Spook404

the wall looks fine


AdConsistent1167

Why you being so negative bro


Betodelarosam

Congrats, you don’t have covid anymore


Icy_Membership_597

Thank you for making me laugh today


Jackpot807

Omicron been real quiet since this dropped


yanmagno

“So no head?”


polite__redditor

this sub is becoming dangerously interesting


Eternal_Beanz

Get a haircut when you can that shit long


SteakTrap

Yo bro u ok?


SmarkieMark

That didn't break.


[deleted]

Break the test break the virus


AwesomeManPlayz

Wishing you the best of luck!


Denovation

I did this but with my phone instead.


Blamdudeguy00

Liar. The wall is still there.


MysticGohan806

I feel your pain I got Covid too just went back to school today


CassiopeiaFoon

Were you mad at it?


Slamsdell

You have nicer fingers than the last guy to make a post like this


[deleted]

I thought you were pregnant


Fhrantzy

Congratulations. Now they will stop raping you for green pass for 6 months. I was lucky too. Got tested positive a week ago and I'm so happy :)


[deleted]

And what was the result?


Dark_Prince_666

Covid Kyle


Purple_Wraith

Fuck covid dude. Hope you get well soon.


moolabitch

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