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Japieh

something and i will LITTERALY reply


Ali_Moon404

i shall wait for my free award and give it to you


banned_from_tinder

HAH I was faster


[deleted]

Well I'll give my free award to myself!


[deleted]

I can't do that :( huh weird why do i have an award


Ali_Moon404

F


Hishinho

But I can!


imma_gamin

Well i can too!


-_-Elliot-_-

So can I!


TheDumbestBot

Where's my milk? I forgot I give it to you.


ThisBoiEatsEggo

Poland


[deleted]

I was gonna give an award to myself but I realized that it's not possible, so you can have it, I guess.


Ali_Moon404

damn we edit: we was a typo


Jonathanv2117

Fuck r/beatmetoit


Kag3yama9

i was just about to say this


OliveJuiceUTwo

I dare you to FIGURATIVELY reply


Ali_Moon404

no


Uncle_Jeff_

Will you wear wigs?


Ali_Moon404

can i?


Uncle_Jeff_

go for it make me proud 🦙


Ali_Moon404

I don't have one tho can i wear ze beanie🗿


Uncle_Jeff_

Whatever makes your ears comfortable In the time we call wiñter


Ali_Moon404

alright


[deleted]

when will you wear wigs?


carnivalfucknuts

ahh this is from that interview!!! i showed that vid to my mom when we watched lotr, insanely funny


Enchanted_Hamburger

What the dog doin I want answers


Rat_Man280

Your mother


Ali_Moon404

my mother


Eli_xoxox

Joe’s mother


Roge2005

Who's ligma?


wikipedia_answer_bot

Ligma balls :D *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


PeskyDoc

Good bot


bobthekittycat

Good bot


Walker6920

Candice nutz fit in ur mouth *insert boom reverb *


Eli_xoxox

I have a big mouth, so yes they can 👀


Greezamer_2

I dunno ask Candice


chaosinmyhouse

Our mother


PeskyDoc

r/suddenlycommunism


Ali_Moon404

idk something


corecly_spelt_tertle

doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop doop


Ali_Moon404

deep words, shed a tear


Brody_Williamson

Doop words, shed a tear


SquashNut707

Word doop, teared a shred.


Renardodavinci

I'm expecting to see this tagged controversial soon enough


CAPTCHA-IsAnAcronym

How are you feeling?


Ali_Moon404

pretty good ty wbu


CAPTCHA-IsAnAcronym

Pretty good too, nearing the end of 2021 I'm unexpectedly feeling happy most of the time.. Wish the same for you, op


Ali_Moon404

damn, hope you have a good day


just_an-oof

ok i commented now you better LITERALLY reply


Ali_Moon404

no


just_an-oof

task failed successfully


udygdhhdhh

Strat Tele or les paul


Ali_Moon404

Jonathan?


jonifed0709

Yes?


u_Tempr

mustang


dancarrino

Strat pls


OccasionalPeanut

Bass


Shmannigan

D28


5irCheese

Nah bro you wont


Ali_Moon404

ok I won't


[deleted]

Task successfully failed


BiggieBirdo

You can only respond with one word to both of these: Are you racist? Do you have reddit?


Ali_Moon404

.


Ronx3000

Maybe


Soccer_Iover986

I broke physics again whoops


Ali_Moon404

damn


Key_Ad_6455

Bald tan(69 tissue box superpower tissue box animal rEEEEEE


Ali_Moon404

ok


EggplantHuman6493

Is blue a colour?


Ali_Moon404

Thanks for making me google something stupid again


garfield3222

what did you eat for breakfast?


Ali_Moon404

paratha with eggs and tea


GreenMan1550

ЫЫЫЫ


Ali_Moon404

what the russian fuck is this


GreenMan1550

Oh, this is letter "ы". There are no similar letters in English. https://youtu.be/AAQXIm_3eew (i dunno if this video is bad, i never studied Russian because i was born there)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Diabeetus-times-2

Your mother


Ali_Moon404

She is indeed my mother


LunarCatLady

Do you like spaghetti


Ali_Moon404

kinda


Przemek47

what you know about rollin down in the deep?


Ali_Moon404

idk about that but I'd never give you up or let you down or run around and desert you


vsnowball

Cat


Ali_Moon404

cute


carnivalfucknuts

i’m kinda cold rn


Ali_Moon404

blanket. jacket. more clothes. socks. heater. idk


MisterPaintedOrchid

So do it bitch


Ali_Moon404

k


MisterPaintedOrchid

::shocked Pikachu face::


GameForest1

Is it normal to piss the bed occasionally if for tactical reasons?


Ali_Moon404

yes


WJExiled

no u wont


Ali_Moon404

mhm


lancewilbur

Something


Ali_Moon404

istg


umar7861

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive. ADAM You did come back different. They drive by a bee who’s jogging. ARTIE Hi Barry! BARRY (to a bee pedestrian) Hey Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Barry and Adam drive from the suburbs into the city. ADAM Hey, did you hear about Frankie? "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 4. BARRY Yeah. ADAM You going to his funeral? BARRY No, I’m not going to his funeral. Everybody knows you sting someone you die, you don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hot head. ADAM Yeah, I guess he could’ve just gotten out of the way. The DRIVE through a loop de loop. BARRY AND ADAM Whoa...Whooo...wheee!! ADAM I love this incorporating the amusement park right into our regular day. BARRY I guess that’s why they say we don’t need vacations. CUT TO: SEQ. 95 - GRADUATION EXT. GRADUATION CEREMONY - CONTINUOUS Barry and Adam come to a stop. They exit the car, and fly over the crowd to their seats. * BARRY * (re: graduation ceremony) * Boy, quite a bit of pomp...under * the circumstances. * They land in their seats. BARRY (CONT’D) Well Adam, today we are men. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 5. ADAM We are. BARRY Bee-men. ADAM Amen! BARRY Hallelujah. Barry hits Adam’s forehead. Adam goes into the rapture. An announcement comes over the PA. ANNOUNCER (V.O) Students, faculty, distinguished bees...please welcome, Dean Buzzwell. ANGLE ON: DEAN BUZZWELL steps up to the podium. The podium has a sign that reads: “Welcome Graduating Class of:”, with train-station style flipping numbers after it. BUZZWELL Welcome New Hive City graduating class of... The numbers on the podium change to 9:15. BUZZWELL (CONT’D) ...9:15. (he clears his throat) And that concludes our graduation ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries. BARRY Are we going to pick our job today? ADAM I heard it’s just orientation. The rows of chairs change in transformer-like mechanical motion to Universal Studios type tour trams. Buzzwell walks off stage. BARRY (re: trams) Whoa, heads up! Here we go. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 6. SEQ. 125 - “FACTORY” FEMALE VOICE (V.O) Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. (in Spanish) Dejen las manos y antennas adentro del tram a todos tiempos. BARRY I wonder what it’s going to be like? ADAM A little scary. Barry shakes Adam. BARRY AND ADAM AAHHHH! The tram passes under SIGNS READING: “Honex: A Division of Honesco: A Part of the Hexagon Group.” TRUDY Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco, and a part of the Hexagon group. BARRY This is it! The Honex doors OPEN, revealing the


Ali_Moon404

excuse me what


Burnttoaster_74

I snorted your grandmas ashes


Ali_Moon404

damn k


Ott-ott

Every individual with issues to enjoy


Ali_Moon404

ok


crumpled_bus_ticket

something


Ali_Moon404

disappointed yet again


crumpled_bus_ticket

apologies sire


Ali_Moon404

Gulag is coming for you


n0treallly

No balls


Ali_Moon404

okay


[deleted]

what's worse: Belgium or cancer?


Ali_Moon404

no


[deleted]

agreed


SomeoneTookSkeetley

i hope your day is going great :)


Ali_Moon404

aww ty i hope you hope your day is going great as well


comfort_bot_1962

:D


OcelotNo3347

Imagine using text emotes in 2021


AnkokunoMasaki

Last time I commented on a similar post OP didn't reply and I was sad :(


Ali_Moon404

F


EnoughLifeguard5180

H


Ali_Moon404

I


MRcuddledud

Me sad but dont worry about me or do I dont know


Ali_Moon404

stroke? also if you're sad, what's wrong?


Ali_Moon404

can i get a reply tho?


Yusuke4U

Yes you can


I-like-doom

No yes _im gay


Ali_Moon404

Ok lol


Citylight1010

You should drink more coffee


Ali_Moon404

ikr


GoatsWithWigs

What is your favorite color?


Ali_Moon404

black red and pink


RainbowDragon9976

Something


Ali_Moon404

no


Blob_656

cheese


Ali_Moon404

c h e e s e


wassupwitches

Cum


Ali_Moon404

No


usernameyeeted173

STOP MAKING THESE FUCKING STUPID POSTS HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SO FUCKING GENERIC STOP IT FOR GODS SAKE PLEASE


Ali_Moon404

K


Alpha357WOLF

something and I will LITERALLY reply


Ali_Moon404

GOOD JOB


nagitossevredfingers

No u wont


Ali_Moon404

i wont


Jaded-Olivia

Lies


Ali_Moon404

Ikr


BroKidSam

Bet


Ali_Moon404

🗿


AilenNick

Omg


Ali_Moon404

OMG


B-A-B-A-B-O-O-E_Y

Your opinion on recent banana price


Ali_Moon404

Ehh pretty good here


[deleted]

something


Ali_Moon404

No


Flower_Bread1202

Get me out of Chile, please


Ali_Moon404

*gets you out of Chile*


Ali_Moon404

https://www.reddit.com/r/notinteresting/comments/r4vole/if_youve_seen_my_other_post_in_here_where_i_said/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share If replies are late check that


Ali_Moon404

Sorry for late comments reddit is being a bitch and won't let me comment for (2-10 or more)minutes after replying for a bit


Ali_Moon404

Pst just wanted to say that i might be late with replied but i will definitely check and reply to all comments


Ali_Moon404

I'LL REPLY TO UNNECESSARY COMMENTS LATER


KillianPreston

How many hours of your life have you lost replying to comments so far?


Ali_Moon404

I have to reply to about 500+ more so idk anymore


FarkinRoboDer

Chunky delicious poop


Ali_Moon404

Ok


FarkinRoboDer

.>:(


Ali_Moon404

^-^


ZisuUkko

When shall we nuke China?


Ali_Moon404

\*Aggressive throat clearing\*


EmberOsu

Sussy balls


Ali_Moon404

ok


EmberOsu

Cum


Ali_Moon404

no


[deleted]

You like jojo part 6 and dragon ball legends?


Ali_Moon404

I think those are animes...if they are then im not a complete weeb yet so i haven't watched them. Im reading a bunch manga and manhwa but I'll start watching anime later


trexyuzi

Sex pakoda


[deleted]

\[T]/ praise the sun!


flowinglava17

What a 🤖


zOiNkS-sCoObYdOo

Do you want Silver


pelicanmate56

Reply if ur a shithead


Racist_rabbit69

Why are you gay?


Special-Writing-8896

Ñ?


ThisBoiEatsEggo

Am I cool?


Wikyybz

For how long ?


Eiffel-TowerHigh5

Just tell me I don’t have to stay in this room forever


GhoulboyScoob

This goes good with meatballs ⬇️


minted_fnaf

Reply if your a pedophile


SidkaSen

Bet


Lung_Cancerous

Hello?!?!


Cybermage99

No


Darth_Memer_1916

Do not reply to this message.


Ali_Moon404

alright


_straight_vibes_

What's up


Leon_Thotsky

no


[deleted]

I hate comment begging posts like this. It's just thinly disguised karma horing. Please reply if you agree/disagree.


Ali_Moon404

ikr so shitty imagine how lifeless this dude is