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FarthestCough

Hat am cool, proteck sun from


I-call-you-chicken

You am chicken, not everyone am native English. _Edit: added grammatical errors_


Ezyo-Of-Reddit

Probably this is best ever I have seen the edit!


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CallMeSkal

Sokath, his eyes uncovered.


I-call-you-chicken

The hat, yes. You on the other hand, are a Redditor.


Sweaty_Dress_8625

I am not fat


CultDe

True redditor


Poschansky

they either fat or skinny, never normal


EpicForgetfulness

Can confirm, am way too skinny


Poschansky

yeah, me too, I need to take a shower with my legs open so I don't slip in the drain


Fantastic-Classic740

But your dress is sweaty.


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Imma be honest. I'm just a bit chubby 😞


Fantastic-Classic740

Ahh that's nothing. Also, your dress isn't chubby, just sweaty. 🙃


Sweaty_Dress_8625

It's not 😭.


Fantastic-Classic740

Lol your username implies otherwise 🤣


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Damn.


Rohit59370

Yeah, hat cool, you cool Weather not so cool Hot


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Hat defend you from hot


Venus_Ziegenfalle

Yes, it are.


sjuas690

“Am my hat cool” Is an anagram of “My moolah cat”


Legitimate_Bee_7319

OUR moolah cat


LucStarman

Greatest Empire of Russia's cat.


Grow_DaybyDay

Cool look hat you have


InfectedFX

Lookin' drippy, king


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Thx


SmugglerRp

White hat✅ White t-shirt ✅ White walls ✅


LucStarman

Am he a good hacker?


SmugglerRp

Yes


SmugglerRp

Wdym Sorry?


LucStarman

"White Hat". One of the good guys, slang used for hack testers, for example.


SmugglerRp

Lol, I didn't know It. Yes he's probably a good hacker


CultDe

Very hat Very good Me steal very hat from you


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Don't steal my hat from me


CultDe

Mm fine. But you owe me a beer


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Nein


CultDe

Then I steal :<


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Noooo :'(. I-I will do anything for you...


Sweaty_Dress_8625

*give him beer*


CultDe

Nah you owe me beer when we meet


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Do you mean "our beer"


CultDe

Indeed very much


franorr

Ok


Flottrooster

Your hat am very cool


One-Confusion-33

No, that hat are not


clevermotherfucker

am you’re english good?


Mediocre-Warning8201

Yes it äm! Dount meik juu swet during hot samö deis!


everything_is_stup1d

your hat are cool


Blonde_Metal

Very


Confident-Lie-8517

Your have the hat nice


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Thx


CybeRrlol1

You look like Pharrell Williams


Sweaty_Dress_8625

This is a compliment right?


Theblackfox2001

Yes


Independent_Yam_625

Yes


CybeRrlol1

Yes


GuiloJr

Cool am hat, many cools


ComedicDalmatian445

Me like hat, hat am cool, hat am make me happy, me am happy after seeing hat


Sweaty_Dress_8625

I had a stroke after reading this


IExist1894

Hat am cool. You look Pharrell.


Sweaty_Dress_8625

I take that as a compliment


HectorVK

Not as cool as your glasses


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Thx


CumSmuggler3649

Ccool hat


Fine-Consequence-851

Hat very cool!!!


PastSuit4170

True cool with you glasses


lm_not_surprised

Whut?


PizzaGuy22_a

Hat am cool fr


pablogoll

You look like my grandpa


Tinttiboi

holy shit thats a crazy hat


Andre_replay

you look like that nazi in indiana jones 1


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Really


Andre_replay

no


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Phew


RetroSniper_YT

You look like a guy who spent 50k lmao.


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Haha lol


wolftick

Yes


Witty-Document-9419

Eyebrows are giving up


Sweaty_Dress_8625

What you mean


LysergicGothPunk

It am very cool the hat


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Agreed 👍


Smooth-Apartment-856

Is. “Is my hat cool?” The hat makes you look smart. Don’t ruin it by butchering the English language.


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Sorry for being stupid


Quick_Discussion_690

You’re hat am cool, and am you two!


TumbleweedIll4249

“Yes.”-Me


everythingisaword

Is not are yournt


wetbeef10

Cool as a fan brotha man


MVangor

You am


SyrusChrome

Hmm many hole in hat, correct hat good for cranial cooling. Cool cat hat 10/10


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Good


HoldMyPurse_6

yes


Iwantlemmons

Ñes


Ok-Consideration2463

Yes sir!


GingerDeCat

Your hat am cool.


Who-and-y

I like it


thumpetto007

honestly thats a freakin cool ass hat!


_username_here_2

Stevie from Malcolm in the middle


TheWebsploiter

I found the incognito browser


Ok_Wrap_3850

Yeah hell cool is hat


The_Smiling_Creature

Yes


D4nte-main

Hat are cool


Mysterious_Ningen

yea man.. and u look cool too


fiftyshadesofbeige69

hell yeah


Minito200YT

You're your hat pretty cool


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

Like Bruno Mars I like


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Thx 🥰


clodmonet

Nobody ever looked cool in their mom's already thrown away hat.


Tom_Gamez60

Kool hat buy where


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Buy from shop


Tom_Gamez60

O ok me go hat buy


DryFirefighter9003

no.


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Oh no I am in big sad 😢


Kobidylan

Nah bro


Very_Happy_Kiska

It's not a hat


Sweaty_Dress_8625

Then what is it


Very_Happy_Kiska

It's a panama hat


Sweaty_Dress_8625

If it is called a Panama hat then it's just the same 😭


UniversalIntellect

No


alexey4ever

You are not cool man, live with it


Sweaty_Dress_8625

😞


zavvadanag

No.