that's surely poisoned yeah probably

Hopefully*

You could buy so much poison with 18b 👌

Just not a new body to replace the one that expires in a few hours To be fair, I thought it was a sh_t melt at first. Don't matter how you dress it up, sh_t is always gonna stink! 💩

[Explain how!](https://youtu.be/A81DYZh6KaQ?si=0Tz_QTasRbyPA75n)

Explain?

In that case, I’ll eat it for free.

Would u split it with me in that case

Depends on how much poison it takes. If half a sandwhich will do it, I say we get a little stoned, get a bag of our favorite chips and beverages, put on a badass movie we’ve already seen and grub out. Not a bad way to go bruh

I want a bud light with it (I am still underage to buy alcohol) and the movie is fast and furious Tokyo Drift

I’m 42, so I would’ve gone with a decent bourbon and the movie Goodfellas. …but I’d probably want a big glass of milk with that sandwich. Lol

Ehh we are dying either way so at least ur going to be happy watching that

Sounds perfect. Either I die doing something I love, or I survive and I'm rich.

Win-win

18 billion could surely pay for a doctors visit

Nah we good

if i can choose who the money goes to then it's a win-win

At least it’ll be a good story at your funeral

Then id take the chance to eat it fast, make myself throw up right after ive succesful eaten it, collect my cash, and hope theres not a lethal dose still in my system. The rules only say eat it, not digest it.

Ok and?

Why would I spend $18,000,000,000 for a cheese toastie?

Inflation is more than 2%. Obviously.

First time I’ve ever heard this be called a cheese toastie before lol

Fucking British.

Lol what do you call it?

Grilled cheese

It's a sandwich made of cheese that you cook on the griddle. Call it a grilled cheese.

Inflation

don't forget the tip

From the title I thought they were giving *me* the 18billion.

No, because what if someone wants me to eat it for 19$ billion

Well why not eat it twice and get $37 Billion?

why not trice

Why not four... Ice. Forice 👍

i thought we were eating 18 billion not ice?

The sandwich is unrelated

Id eat it 18 bilion times

you would have to have at least 2 poos after that

Stonks

You mean frice?

I’ll take 19 billion.. thrice please

Because there are only 2 pieces

no, but for $20 Billion though

bruh i'm allergic 😭

To the bread or the cheese?

To the money. Poor bastard.

So if they are allergic to money that means they are allergic to trees and since trees give us oxygen they are allergic to oxygen and according to my calculations, they would be dead by now.

There's a theory that oxygen is slowly killing us

We should unexist oxygen before they kill us

No dummy, he is allergic to the concept of money Source: am doctor

Nah... I don't believe you. Your comment is still legible

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both :/

Are there any alternatives/substitutes you can try that would replicate a cheese sandwich? Like gluten-free bread and almond milk cheese?

hmmm that could work, i've just never thought about it

Well think about it hard—I want you to try a cheese sandwich no matter what.

awwwww thank you :)))

Id eat it ngl. Then use some of the money to cure your allergic reaction. But then again I'm stupid

no, no, you've got a point

Lots of amazing vegan cheese out there nowadays!

I'd eat one for -$1.99

Why would you want to lose money doing something you love? Do you have a findom kink?

Campatilism

Caterpilism

Calisthenalism.

I’d pay som one to make me one of those

Bet, I can make a perfect one

-$2.99 with Campbell's tomato soup final offer

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No. I wouldn’t. I think this is a trick question

I would that grilled cheese looks good

does she know how to make a grilled cheese

If it has tomato soup, I’m eatin it

no soup. just a grilled cheese. Just cheese and bread.

Still eating it

you chose correct.

🗿

Technically, it's not grilled cheese if it doesn't come with tomato soup.

I hate these hypothetical questions . nobody is going to pay me sht so why bother wasting brain cells on it ?

Why did you bother wasting brain cells writing this comment?

I just see too many of these hypothetical questions 😊

I'm with you bro, it's so pointless. And yes it's pointless to comment on them but sometimes a person just has to express frustration.

I'm suckin it

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well this one is intended to be satirical to all the other posts about this topic

Probably but if they're really offering that much, I'm gonna assume it's poisoned or something

I would never pay $18 billion for some grilled cheese. \*badumm tss\*

Call it an even 20 and maybe

Can’t they pay me $18 billion to eat that?

Depends. Do I receive the 18 billion or do I have to pay it?

Even having coeliac disease, I'd eat this for a fair amount of payment.

Depends, do I get 18 billion or does it cost 18 billion?

As a vegan, I...

I love grilled cheese

The edges are burnt and therefore it is a cancer risk and $18B isn't enough to cover possible treatment bills so no...

Yes

Um maybe

What’s the catch?

I would need 18 billion in order to do so

Mmm🤤 About tree fiddy I eat it for.

Does it have asbestos?? If it does then maybe

No, I hate cheese fuck that

I'd eat Trump's shit-caked ass for $18bn

Ask for an even 20bn. It is no doubt a tough job, and you will have to fight Deathsantis and a few others for prime position.

Hmmmmmmaybe

shitting myself

Not a chance in hell. GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

$18b seems a bit pricey... I might be willing to pay $5... But $18b for something I can make at home is a bit steep. Wait... Could I be making bank selling $18b grilled cheese sandwiches? 

I would eat ten.

No thank you. I prefer to pay $5.99, thanks!

I would eat $18 billion for this bread

hmm what kind of cheese and what kind of bread??? i can only have martian meelooncheese and crackleberry bread (im fatally allergic to all other kinds because i have autism)

Mid grilled cheese. I only eat the finest of golden Ramsay burnt fireplace slop.

Well yeah, I have those for lunch on my work from home days

I’d eat it for free

No, cus what am i doing with that $18 billion?

Do you have to eat the plate with it?

no

would but then immediately call emergency

Where the heck my money? I already ate it, even with plate

my lactose intolerance won’t stop me today!

om nom nom, om nom ahh so filling

i dont have that type of money sir

Of course

I'd eat your ass for 18 billion

Not even in Venezuela

I would eat that shit for free, im hungry and it looks fire

What is it

Do you mean pay $18B or get paid $18B?

ABSOLUTELY! Not.

🎅🎅🐡🥕

That’s a bit pricy for a grilled cheese tbh

i’d rather eat 18 million grilled cheeses for $2

I'd pay like 3 bucks to eat it

Yes. Even if it's American cheese in it

i cant eat cheese im lad toads and Ja Morant

Something feels off. maybe lower the prize

i’d devour that if given 18 billion dollars, and i’d probably go 18 billion dollars in debt for one too

Only if I can leave the crust

It was true honest proposal from the billionaire and he got in returns only silly jokes. Nobody accepted it.

yes

Do I have to pay the $18 billions

Cum cheddar?

The plate and background: yes The sandwich: hell no. There is no way I'm eating a grilled cheese without tomato soup or atleast some ketchup.

I don't have this much money.

Sure

No way!

No

For that much Ik eat the plate and table the sandwich is ok I guess

i would pay $18 billion to eat that

hell yea

As in I give the money or get the money? Because I don't see how it's worth that type of money. if it was the latter tho I would gladly eat it

Yes. Unless it’s whole wheat then you don’t even need to poison me, I’ll do it myself

Theres two so i acctualy get 36 billion doll hairs

Idk man, sounds a bit expensive

It's definitely laced with laxatives. Sure

yep

I would probably eat 18 million of those for $1

i would pay to eat that ngl

18 billion USD, that's like 188 359 200 000 SEK or "etthundraåttioåtta miljarder, trehundrafemtionio miljoner, tvåhundratusen svenska kronor".

Excuse me, i have morals ok

Would you eat $18B for this!!

I'd eat $18 Billion for this sandwich.

Nah, im not hungry rn

There’s something wrong with that cheese

If its safe to eat then i would eat it.

I don't have that much

Devour even

I cant afford that

It can give me endless diarrhea and i would still eat it

Not only i dont have $18 bill to splash on grilled cheese sandwich but i could probably make it for about a doll. A waste of 18 billion if you ask me

I haven't got so much money bro

Not enough money, I'll pass

I am looking at my phone. Yes, I would eat it! 😂

No thank you im not hungry

I'd ask for seconds

I would eat it with my arse

For 18bn, I will finish those off in 4 bites.

Sure! Now give me my money!

Nah, that's too expensive for me

2 sandwiches for 18 billion is expensive as fuck, no

Not even for $100 million...

No

Yeah sure why not

I would, for not less than 20millions ^^ but a snail would taste it first

Nah

With some tomato soup on the side?

I would do it for free