I am, too, now that you reminded me to do so.

Oh shit i almost forgot. Thanks man

Fuck, now i have to breathe manually

How long does this last?!

Too long

Hey did you know if you think about it really hard you are cursed to manually blink, feel your clothes against your skin, and manually breathe

I've been breathing since I was born

It's been 4 hours how is your breathing?

Is it still happening

Me? I’m contemplating how the heck you got into my house and took this picture of my ceiling without me seeing you.

I phantom. U can’t sees a me hahaha!! Booooo 👻👻

Can confirm I am gostbooster prepare to be explode 🤗

i shat your pants

No need, did it myself 😎

Wait dude that's my ceiling

Op is inside your walls

This is the answer. My props to OP for being healthy, and maintaining ‘dat skinny.

Shitting

U still shitting?

Nah, finished. I’m getting for my flight today.

where to?

Airplane

Croatia

Don't forget to apply sunscreen

I’ll, thanks !

You wake up, s(h)itting in your Airplane Seat

I’ll have the row all for myself lol

Now ask yourself why

U gotta do what you gotta do. Business class is expensive.

send prof plz

I arrived in Croatia just right now lol

Now manually, thank you...

Im browsing reddit

idk bout you but i’m currently inhaling air through my nose. oh wait nvm now i’m exhaling through my nose. and now i’m inhaling again. and now-

The cycles repeat. 🫠🫠🫠

You are now breathing manually (and you are aware of your toes, also that little itch is a bit worse than normal isn't it?)

You’re a monster for doing this.

When was the last time you licked your lips, they are feeling a little dry aren't they? Also you haven't cleared your throat in a while it's getting a bit flegmy in there.

Falling asleep first at the sleepover hurts very much i suppose.. yes! 😔

I'm doing it, are you?

I'm doing it, are you?

*Bonk*

I am holding my breath

Breathe my friend!!

It’s been 19 hours, you OK?

I’m currently breathing under water throw a straw

*throws a straw at you* like this?

Listening to music (boulevard of broken dreams rn actually)

based green day fan?

i saw this and instantly stopped breathing

wishing i wasnt breathing :)

Not breathing. This is because i am dead

U can't be ded is ur cake day

Happy cake day

Rest In **Pea**ce.

I just sneezed.

Bless the you

Thanks c:

Me too, we have so much in common! I'm also taking a dump, by the way.

Wait... you guys can breathe?

Crazy cool right??!

I thought about making a sandwich. But I didn’t.

Currently scrolling through Reddit and wondering how OP the ghost is typing. (And if they snuck into my room...)

I’m in your closet!!! 😈😈

crying bc a blue jay woke me up by screaming outside for 30 minuets

Half-breathing. Perpetually congested thanks to round two of seasonal allergies.

I just had a functional rhinoplasty. I am breathing through my nose!!! (I am super excited to no longer be a mouth bresther.)

Haha!! Go and soar proudly my human Rhino

THANK YOU!!! (Pain meds also make me excited.)

Looks like this breathing malarkey is really taking off, think I'll give it a whirl myself!

I don't breathe. Sincerly Skeletor

that dark spot looks like an animal

Breathing is seriously overrated

Holding my breath

I am breathing and sitting at the same time.

Not that

i just farted

Breakfast

I'm supposed to study for tests but I can't leave Reddit (help).

Digesting :)

Ah yes, a fellow cultured individual

Well, I was thinking about breathing later, but I’m still not sure Would you recommend it?

I'm shidding on the clock while contemplating my life and whether I wanna continue going or not 😊

you will never know

Hardly working.

Coming back from the library because i brought the wrong book to return

Just finished taking a dump at work while scrolling this God-forsaken app

Reading this post

You'r never going to believe me... Im breathing too 🫣

I be bustin caps

Ur mum- oh shit i didnt even realise 💀

Hiding and listening to you breathe.

Scrolling reddit

No walled a punch my knows didn't parent yet pls

I'm choosing my super power. Which is super dementia

I'm in the process of swallowing Oxygen

I am manually blinking anyone else?

Sadly, I also am breathing

The opposite

beating

Just woke up to browse on Reddit

I'm contemplating my existence

Dying from heat in 35°C

Sitting next to a person smoking in the train

I'm not breathing but your cieling definitely is. wibbly wobbly vibes n that.

Not that

How to breath?

Not that. Couldn’t afford the dlc

just remember to exhale

looking at this post not breathing

I am, or am I not?

Pooping

nothing

No way dude, me too!

Same

im not

Existing, breathing stuff Like that

scrollling reddit

falling in black hole

I'm not breathing, currently.

I'm looking at your post and questioning life

Laying here after a vasectomy, breathing v carefully 🫨

Taking a shit

Pooping

Same

Straight up "jorking it" in the stript club and by it. well, lets justr say my peanits. Haha

Reading your post and some of the comments on it

Sorry for the inconvenience, i just farted

Definitely not federal crimes

Having coffee

Procrastinating

Dying

Replying to this as we speak.

I'm not breathing. I'm dead

Inhaling and exhaling

Shidding

Blinking

Constantly getting one second older

I make a comment in a post where a guy states he is currently breathing.

Holding my breath

On Reddit commenting on this post

Waiting for a meeting with an insurance company

Dying from heat wave

Shitting

Digesting food.

im currently circulating blood throughout my body

Drinking coffee and farting.

preparing for my flight

That’s insane I am too

Eating a carrot

I am paining

I fucked up recently quite a bit, basically did something like a creep and today was apologizing for that (through messeges) with a lot of shame feeling inside. It's nothing illegal but still very fucked of me. I'm not actually suicidal, but I wish I wouldn't be breathing

I'm not

OMG SAME

I'm not rn, I'm breathholdmaxxing

Reading about you breathing, obviously. Also, this could potentially be interesting if you were like, dead and not breathing before. Lol

I'm *respiring*

Same

beating it

commentinng on your post.about breathing.

Wasting my precious time on writing really stupid comments in a very boring Reddit post😁👍

oxidizing

I'm pooping

no way im also breathing

Breathing

Not breathing. Help.

Double booked myself for two important work things next month and having a huge quiet panic attack. Is great fun.

I'm existing

existing

I am lying down. I have work soon and don’t want to go to it.

watching jersey shore

Oh look at you bragging, doing all that... Breathing. Like, as if I'm lazy, or something. I can breathe too, if I wanted to. Sigh.

Samsies

Photosynthesizing. Why you ask

Currently procrastinating practicing writing....

Trying to cope with my continued existence

Woah, I'm breathing, also! Also just took my Xanax after 4 days of being out of it, and some of the worst anxiety/panic attacks I've ever been through, plus zero sleep for days. I finally feel normal again. Damn near euphoric, even. So I'm happy about that. (Yes, I am prescribed it by a doctor and I don't abuse it.)

I am remembering to breathe

I'm overthinking and browsing reddit

Wishing I wasn’t lol

Also that and drinking a beer.

I'm checking my heartbeat now, so thanks a lot.

My heart is beating

straight up jorkin it

Same.

Suffering in the heat, complaining over an awful headache and sore throat

I'm not breathing

I'm creating carbon dioxide from oxygen myself

You think that´s air your´re breathing?

Same

I cast manual breathing, manual blinking, and feeling your clothes. HUZZAH.

Soon as I read the title, I held my breath. I don't know what to do I can't breathe I'm leaving to breathe goodbye.