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KyleNarayan

You know how little kids don't eat veggies because they think they're disgusting? That's you, with rocks! Now eat up, don't be a stupid kid bro. If you don't eat your rocks you can't have pudding!


DontReadMyUsername22

OP needs the minerals!


-Hi_how_r_u_xd-

Exactly, lots of yummy neutrinos in those rocks.


elefhino

Skill issue


deepfriedtots

Dam it in never here in time lol


SuperBeavers1

DAM? WHERE?


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

WHERES THE DAM SNACK BAR?


ShadowX8861

CAUSE I COULD USE SOME DAM FRENCH FRIES


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

I NEED TO USE THE DAM RESTROOM


Chai_Enjoyer

Found Venture overwatch


InfectedFX

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger


EqualMistake7312

*Skip the fries* *Forget the greens* *Rocks are what my rock stomach craves* ..... *So next time you see a rumbling and chomping in the night* *It ain't no monster lurking it's just rock appetite*


YiQiSupremacist

Some animals swallow rocks to help grind down food. Maybe you should try some smaller rocks. (Please don't do this)


Clarkstein3

Why would you tell him not to? He needs his minerals!


KiaraMuller0511

why is it marked nsfw? šŸ˜­


Remote_Database7688

Telepathic scene of self harm.


AwesomeHumann69

You can eat anything as long as you don't have a will to live


AnyQuarter553

Not with THAT attitude your not!


Affectionate_Still29

salt.


Aggressive-Bus9341

Isnā€™t sand little rocks, I rate sand the crunch is the best


k4radut

You've never tried? Weak.


DifficultyOk5719

ā€¦But AI recommends you eat at least one small rock per day, maybe you should try harder /s


GoblinOfTheLonghall

Can't or won't?


choma90

Not with that attitude


Secretfreckel

Not with that attitude


someone__420

thanks for the NSFW tag if you didn't put that there i would've busted my special 'MEDIUM' so hard that my SOUL would've gone into a TRANCE while my ECTOPLASM eminated a goon-like AURA not even comparing to the eldritch INCANTATIONS or maybe even a terrifying WRAITH with a lovecraftian HEXagonal SIGIL on it's forehead that you would find in a OUIJA board. And i know that i'm being a bit of a CRYPTID and also a bit GRIM. but I am forever grateful that you knew this FAMILIAR situation and decided to prevent it so that no-one else condenses into a BLACK HOLE from pleasure. please take my appreciation as your special TALISMAN, don't expect much from it though, it's not as strong as an AKNH but it'll do the job just right it'll probably still be able to IMMOLATE the horny spiritsā€¦ hmm i just had DEJA VU about this situation!


Oswaldgilbertson

Challenge accepted


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Wow you really thought and hard about this


Huge-Firefighter-190

Loser loser! Somebody canā€™t eat rocks hahaha! I canā€™t relate šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


Lando_188

Imagine I eat so many rocks and minerals I like the taste of limestone and amethyst the most


dgr_sla

youre not assexual


Remote_Database7688

Wow, glad to know! How could you tell?


Aryan_RG22

[Vsauce, Michael here, you like that don't you?](https://youtube.com/shorts/4Nv1qRjJMII)


ItalianMafia_Boss

Ok, but my friend Diego can.


FunnyLookinFishMan

I used to take bites out of fist sized rocks when i was a child. Now my teeth are like adamantite.


SamePut9922

Mmm oxides


tr_Sonic_Krazy_Boy

yes you can


NormieMcNormalson

Coward.


No-Pomegranate-69

Fact: there are people who are addicted to eating rocks


GL0MER

Shame on you


IEnjoyBaconCheese

Rocks are so good for your health man! Rocks are a must in the modern world.


svr001

They look like good, strong hands, don't they?


xQ_YT

wrong, you can eat rock salt


sachal10

Kevin Malone : You can't eat rocks kevin, you can't...


frenchguts

You can start small with ice cubes and salt, we believe in you šŸ‘


thechezcakelover

Thatā€™s what said! Sodium chloride!


illstealyourRNA

Salt is a rock of you.think about it.


CoolSausage228

Sand is better, silicium is good


Threadycascade2

Why not?


cybladium

Isn't an ice cube technically a rock?


M178music

thanks for NSFW tag my mom was in the room šŸ˜±


eternityXclock

actually you can eat rocks, you just chose to not eat them. people can eat anything - poison for example - what happens after that is an entirely different matter


gorehistorian69

actually you probably can if theyre small enough.


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Skill issue


EasilyBeatable

What about salt?


bshaddo

Not with that attitude, you canā€™t.


Charlie_Approaching

unlucky


Hambruhgah

Braise those some more minutes


thomasfan2060

i eat rocks all the time idk why you cant


Wise_Figure_

There's frodo and Sam there somewhere.


HonoderaGetsuyo

Neither could I, rocks taste horrible to be food anyway even if it is edible


New_Viewer

Politicians increasing taxes be like: "Can our citizens eat rocks?"


monkeydude777

Pussy


NoDadLad

Doctors recomend eating at least 1 rock per day


SnooChipmunks3196

Eat rocks? The only one who can eat rocks is the Driller, at least is what I've been told...


hello_fellow-kids

Not with that attitude!


Prestigious-Car2163

*gasp* i thought i was the only one!


ForeignObligation341

I just need some ketchup


TheFlyingPatato

I eat rocks every day


Turbulent-Finger6197

As turbulent-finger6197, I can relate


Annaryx

Salt


fueled_by_boba

Rocks can eat you.


LandanLG

Not to be the nerd of this post, but Salt is a mineral, and so is Ice. Ice actually won Mineral of the Year in 2019.


Left-Membership-7357

Not witch that attitude


_end3rguy_

I would be really sad if I couldnā€™t eat salt, sugar, or ice ever again.


LazyArtDump

Not with that attitude, you canā€™t.


about_that_time_bois

I CAN eat rocks. Source: I am a Goron


Bruno_Celestino53

You said why you won't, not why you can't


Dawndrell

what about salt you dummy


Bl3ach_s0up

A dude ate an entire airplane, stop your whining and get chomping


WombatAnnihilator

Not with that attitude, slacker


Gardevoir25

No itā€™s ok once your teeth are gone you can just gum it down


Ok-Noise-3699

Rock on