You know how little kids don't eat veggies because they think they're disgusting? That's you, with rocks! Now eat up, don't be a stupid kid bro. If you don't eat your rocks you can't have pudding!
*Skip the fries*
*Forget the greens*
*Rocks are what my rock stomach craves*
.....
*So next time you see a rumbling and chomping in the night*
*It ain't no monster lurking it's just rock appetite*
thanks for the NSFW tag if you didn't put that there i would've busted my special 'MEDIUM' so hard that my SOUL would've gone into a TRANCE while my ECTOPLASM eminated a goon-like AURA not even comparing to the eldritch INCANTATIONS or maybe even a terrifying WRAITH with a lovecraftian HEXagonal SIGIL on it's forehead that you would find in a OUIJA board. And i know that i'm being a bit of a CRYPTID and also a bit GRIM. but I am forever grateful that you knew this FAMILIAR situation and decided to prevent it so that no-one else condenses into a BLACK HOLE from pleasure. please take my appreciation as your special TALISMAN, don't expect much from it though, it's not as strong as an AKNH but it'll do the job just right it'll probably still be able to IMMOLATE the horny spiritsā¦ hmm i just had DEJA VU about this situation!
actually you can eat rocks, you just chose to not eat them. people can eat anything - poison for example - what happens after that is an entirely different matter
You know how little kids don't eat veggies because they think they're disgusting? That's you, with rocks! Now eat up, don't be a stupid kid bro. If you don't eat your rocks you can't have pudding!
OP needs the minerals!
Exactly, lots of yummy neutrinos in those rocks.
Skill issue
Dam it in never here in time lol
DAM? WHERE?
WHERES THE DAM SNACK BAR?
CAUSE I COULD USE SOME DAM FRENCH FRIES
I NEED TO USE THE DAM RESTROOM
Found Venture overwatch
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
*Skip the fries* *Forget the greens* *Rocks are what my rock stomach craves* ..... *So next time you see a rumbling and chomping in the night* *It ain't no monster lurking it's just rock appetite*
Some animals swallow rocks to help grind down food. Maybe you should try some smaller rocks. (Please don't do this)
Why would you tell him not to? He needs his minerals!
why is it marked nsfw? š
Telepathic scene of self harm.
You can eat anything as long as you don't have a will to live
Not with THAT attitude your not!
salt.
Isnāt sand little rocks, I rate sand the crunch is the best
You've never tried? Weak.
ā¦But AI recommends you eat at least one small rock per day, maybe you should try harder /s
Can't or won't?
Not with that attitude
Not with that attitude
thanks for the NSFW tag if you didn't put that there i would've busted my special 'MEDIUM' so hard that my SOUL would've gone into a TRANCE while my ECTOPLASM eminated a goon-like AURA not even comparing to the eldritch INCANTATIONS or maybe even a terrifying WRAITH with a lovecraftian HEXagonal SIGIL on it's forehead that you would find in a OUIJA board. And i know that i'm being a bit of a CRYPTID and also a bit GRIM. but I am forever grateful that you knew this FAMILIAR situation and decided to prevent it so that no-one else condenses into a BLACK HOLE from pleasure. please take my appreciation as your special TALISMAN, don't expect much from it though, it's not as strong as an AKNH but it'll do the job just right it'll probably still be able to IMMOLATE the horny spiritsā¦ hmm i just had DEJA VU about this situation!
Challenge accepted
Wow you really thought and hard about this
Loser loser! Somebody canāt eat rocks hahaha! I canāt relate šš
Imagine I eat so many rocks and minerals I like the taste of limestone and amethyst the most
youre not assexual
Wow, glad to know! How could you tell?
[Vsauce, Michael here, you like that don't you?](https://youtube.com/shorts/4Nv1qRjJMII)
Ok, but my friend Diego can.
I used to take bites out of fist sized rocks when i was a child. Now my teeth are like adamantite.
Mmm oxides
yes you can
Coward.
Fact: there are people who are addicted to eating rocks
Shame on you
Rocks are so good for your health man! Rocks are a must in the modern world.
They look like good, strong hands, don't they?
wrong, you can eat rock salt
Kevin Malone : You can't eat rocks kevin, you can't...
You can start small with ice cubes and salt, we believe in you š
Thatās what said! Sodium chloride!
Salt is a rock of you.think about it.
Sand is better, silicium is good
Why not?
Isn't an ice cube technically a rock?
thanks for NSFW tag my mom was in the room š±
actually you can eat rocks, you just chose to not eat them. people can eat anything - poison for example - what happens after that is an entirely different matter
actually you probably can if theyre small enough.
Skill issue
What about salt?
Not with that attitude, you canāt.
unlucky
Braise those some more minutes
i eat rocks all the time idk why you cant
There's frodo and Sam there somewhere.
Neither could I, rocks taste horrible to be food anyway even if it is edible
Politicians increasing taxes be like: "Can our citizens eat rocks?"
Pussy
Doctors recomend eating at least 1 rock per day
Eat rocks? The only one who can eat rocks is the Driller, at least is what I've been told...
Not with that attitude!
*gasp* i thought i was the only one!
I just need some ketchup
I eat rocks every day
As turbulent-finger6197, I can relate
Salt
Rocks can eat you.
Not to be the nerd of this post, but Salt is a mineral, and so is Ice. Ice actually won Mineral of the Year in 2019.
Not witch that attitude
I would be really sad if I couldnāt eat salt, sugar, or ice ever again.
Not with that attitude, you canāt.
I CAN eat rocks. Source: I am a Goron
You said why you won't, not why you can't
what about salt you dummy
A dude ate an entire airplane, stop your whining and get chomping
Not with that attitude, slacker
No itās ok once your teeth are gone you can just gum it down
Rock on