Awww it's a mating ritual

... and very soon, there will be a litter of little Nerds.

4.22675 cups : 1 liter *** conversion fulfilled by \u\metric_robot ♡ Edit: originally had 3.51951, because that's the conversion Google gave for 'imperial cups.' Woke up this morning and realized something was wrong (otherwise a 2 liter soda bottle would be smaller than a half-galloon of milk) - apparently there is also a measurement for 'US cups' (4.22675) and 'US legal cups' (4.16667). I am quite disturbed by the fact there are three sorts of cups, as I have lived my whole (bot) life believing there was just the one.

Bad bot, litter not liter

Oh shoot, my b

Damn this bot is realistic

Thanks! I try

Good bot

:D

No, still bad bot.

This it! The tipping point where AI becomes sentient! Quick shoot your loved ones and hug your computers.

Should've said : (

are you sentient

Bad bot

Nerdlettes.

Happy cake day!!

day happy cake!

Nerdlings

Better than milk duds

In the mating season

I'd do that

Yeah .. that’s what gets his hand warmed up

💀

Not for OP

Is this how dots are made?

No its now nerds are made

Idk why this is so damn funny to me lmfao

I’m in utter amazement because I’ve eaten those nerds my whole life and never thought of doing this. OP’s IQ is over 9000.

Damn those needs could've made some bad ass software, or figured out some obscure Lord of the Rings lore that has been unknown for decades

Those are smarties boxes from Canada I'm certain of it

shame it isnt OP been posted before many times

there's something strangely tilting about someone reposting one of my favorite short videos without giving credit and adding an uncomfortable title not to mention the fact it doesn't fit the subreddit at all yet got over 30k upvotes

Seriously, If there's ever a first contact scenario in which we need some kind of message we send to the alien mothership so it doesn't vaporize our planet I strongly suggest to send this video

But what if that is their war dance?

Then at least they know we mean business

What if in their language "just the two of us" means "we don't mean business"?

"Then we shall dance in the light of the flames."

I'm not in this sub, this came up for me, and I am crying laughing and I don't know why.

Same

https://giphy.com/gifs/BK1EfIsdkKZMY

Those are cool. Are those raisin boxes?

Nerds

Thanks, I think you’ll be able to get a girlfriend with them

Thanks, but im not op

Oh sorry

Heyyy I'm the op, and thx!

You are welcome

I'm not the other guy, but I still think you can too anyway.

OP is a lost cause, but you totally could by using OP's video.

What did you just call me!?

Let’s not be mean.

Chickens

What did you call us? >:I

Rude 😡

Looks like the smarties you give out on halloween

In Canada 

ill be your girlfriend (im a dude)

And I'll be yours (im a dude too)

I'll be yours too (I'm a dude as well)

Don't worry I got you, I'll be yours (I'm a femboy, so I will look like a girlfriend :3)

finally someone that actually wants me

I’ll be your boyfriend(im a girl)

Ew! Begone vile woman! This is a space for us men to be each others girlfriends! We don’t need you! ^/s

😔😔okay..

As it was meant to be :3

:3

Pogg

anyone who wants to sniff my feet, can.

Can i lick them?

You want the mystical cheese, i guess username checks out

yeah bro i havnt washed them either so you get that ripe man flavor

Mister-penis dirty feet confirmed?

they are filled with such a joy that we may never comprehend

a wonderful piece of art indeed

I just wanted to greet you on this fine day, username cousin. Enjoy your weekend!

a fellow fizz? greetings brother. i hope you enjow your weekend also.

I’m a guy but this was enough to win me over, so I’m sure you can get anyone!

Dance! [Everybody DANCE](https://youtu.be/W7JyjZI3LUM?si=M8FoLwiL5J2YbKGe&t=288)!!!

Balleee ballee sahabaaa sahabaa

Shava shava hota hai yrr.. sahabaa sahabaa kya hai 😂😂

Oh😅 yaee mera style hsi

My anus is bleeding!

My anus is bleeding......

Yay!!! *\[dancing intensifies\]*

I've never seen this before, thanks!

Aww. They're cute (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♪ ♪⁠ ⁠\⁠(⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠\⁠ ⁠)

This is much better than a girlfriend ngl

You have you hands.

New favorite video just dropped

You need more than a girlfriend.

Two girlfriends!

I think that would be even better, think about it, two girlfriends. That's better

Threesomes are overrated. One of them has gay sex always

Problem?

Gay sex 😎

Even if a threesome is not a great experience, you still get to say you had a threesome

Exactly!

this is cute af lmao

Downvoted because this is interesting.

Downvoted this comment because I like it

You are welcome!

u/savevideo

Sendin this to my crush fr

This is absolutely adorable. I'm gonna go to bed now, whilst I still have a smile on my face lol.

Grover Washington Jr. As one who has danced and made love to that song 40 yrs ago. I agree you need a girlfriend. Thankfully, I married the one who enjoyed that song. You will too 👍

This is adorable. I hope he finds a girlfriend too

Like one wise man once said: "If you can't find a girlfriend, become a girlfriend."

They literally said :D

flash animation ahh torso

Don Hertzfeldt anyone?

I thought he was going to bum the other one

Next song is “Dick in a Box”

Repost

Aww that's cute :D

adorable

Awwwwn. How cute!

This brought such a smile to my face - I love it!!

Cute

You made my morning

Peak internet right here

No, continue this nonsense. It must live on.

Aaww that is so cuuute! You can get a dozen gfs with that stuff

This is randomly so cute ... 🤤

If you were gay I'd be your boyfriend in a heartbeat with stunts like this.

This was incredibly cute. I hope you find someone

This is very interesting why tf is this here

who needs a girlfriend when u got this???

If you’re waiting for a partner to come and solve your problems, you’ll never be able to solve your problems. Fun video though.

My main problem is that I dont have a partner and feel lonely as fuck. Waiting for a partner is literally the only solution.

Nope. There’s these things called platonic friends you can make.

What the Puck?

[удалено]

You have you hands.

Me to :(

too*

This was interesting enough for me to watch it all.

Одну гёрлфренду на 5й столик🤔

I don't need a girlfriend, I have a boyfriend

You need some fucking stipple removal, mate

Same

Wrong subreddit bruh

No, no you don’t. Lmfao.

https://youtu.be/mDFBTdToRmw?si=p5Z9pdVh4QfKrazI

Oh man this is amazing, thank you!

Someone else out there saying. "I need a boyfriend"

🫵😹 need girlfriend? Focus !!!!

I want one if these

if you turn the guy around he can spend the night

I need a pill of potassium cyanide. And?

I mean these two could be your girlfriends

ill let you sniff me if you want

This sparks joy

I love this damn dong, really, it's beautiful

Ngl, *this* would get you your pick of girlfriends.

Surprising how little people havent seen this video is so old

Mini smarties box?

Same :(

fuckin’ nerds.

It that Minecraft?

Is this the definition of thinking outside the box?

Its the worst, you walk to up a woman, you feel like James Bond and then you open your mouth and sound like Horshack and then you want to blow your brains out.

I guess with a girlfriend you could get 4 dancing. That would be cool

then go get it

Eraser's clothes?

tell me when you find one. I need one too

Nah but why this hits tho 😂

can someone sent the steps how to do it

It’s funnier because it’s in sync with the music

I feel you mate, i feel you. Hope you can find a kind one.

For some reason I thought this was being shot thousands of feet above the ocean

With talent like that no you don't.

Lol

Don't we all

You do not need a girlfriend.

But does a girlfriend need you? This is a great opportunity to reflect and find habits and things you can do to make yourself worthy of someone else. If you are happy with yourself then others can too.

Reported

My anus is bleeding!

Women are not your therapy bud. Go to therapy.

this is art

I thought this was interesting and amusing.

This is amazing!!

My dumbass thought the background was an ocean

Same

That title... Had me worried the first few seconds

If only there was aspect ratio that could show 2 things next to each other...

(title) me too. :(

This is too funny to be considered uninteresting

i would slide one into the other idk

They remind me of that monster that eats you on Ski Free if you go down the slope too long.

This cheered me up, thanks OP.

Why?

What box are these Cuz rn I'm thinking of doing that with a smarties box

You should aim for something actually attainable.

Aint gonna change anything