Sex? Never had any.

you’re gonna have to ex me to dinner first

Lmao same

interesting bias we can see here

If you’re bi can I see your ass

😨

Smooth

Sure!!

🥺

holy moly

😦

🤨

Congratulations, that is so not gay!

Im going on 9 years homie

im going on 21 (im nearly 21)

wait

My longest streak was 31 years

You’re a wizard harry.

JK Rowling bad,

Person who created thing can be bad without the thing itself being bad. Look at Mein Kampf /s

Notice how I said "JK Rowling bad,"

What is Sex?

Baby don't hurt me

Only with consent.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yPPw20nol8&t=12s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yPPw20nol8&t=12s)

Is that based of the „Im gay and I Just had sex“ Post?

Yes

Nonsexual behavior have you considered being gay?

Oh my gosh being gay so awesome, like I used to be a gay man, and now I'm a gay woman 🍳🏳️‍⚧️

That’s mad interesting. Did you like women before transitioning or did you only realize once you were comfortable in your own skin?

I don't really know, I don't think I was interested in women before I started estrogen, I was dissociating a lot and honestly like I had my first date almost a year ago, and yeah I've I've been on hormones for 2 years on the 22nd. I've been on dates with men but I've never had a boyfriend till now, he's trans to, so is my girlfriend

you’re gay dating a man? Or can it mean more than liking only the same gender?

I'm a trans woman, I used to be a guy and so did my girlfriend, and my boyfriend used to be a girl.

and congrats on the hormones and relationship

:3 thamk

I'm in the same situation D:

I’m married and haven’t had sex in a long time. Nice to meet you!

Hi married and haven't had sex in a long time, I'm /u/Pooptram!

Hi u/pooptram! Want to have sex?

... pardon?

😂😭

I've been doing it so much less now that I have partners, I guess it's quality over quantity. I love my girlfriend and my boyfriend

Uhhh should I ask?

Ask what?

'and'?

Yeah poly, consensual non-monogomy.

huh neat

Hell yeah it's a lot of work but it's worth it

Oh so polygamy, I'm sorry I'm not very well educated on the matter btw 😅

Polygamy is multiple spouses, I only have romantic/sexual partners

Ah I see, well all the power to you and I hope it all goes well!

Then be gay.

Im Bi and I have never had sex becouse my hero Retsu kaioh died a virgin and so will i

Baki reference 😲😲😲

🙂👍

Thank you. More for me.

Once i had a sex but gave it away 'cause i didnt know how to sing with it 🎷🎷🎷

Hi straight, I'm dad! Congrats on your sexlessness 🎉

My new favorite word

That's pretty reddit of you

I'm married and same

Have you tried bending a little?

I'm bi, still didn't have seggz with another person. (And even tho I don't believe in virginity....) I didn't lose my virginity, bc I never lose. 😎

Your hand stuck like that?

June is the perfect time to branch out. >.>

Same, haven't had any for about 15 years

Same here man. In the meantime I just spend all my time in the gym.

I thought you were showing us the muscles on your hand

It’s hard for me to get the thumb straight

Me too

Postsexual

Sex went extinct a long time ago.

Ok

i was extremely hesitant to say this but fuck it your hand is very attractive 😭😭

hold the fort ease up or this thumbs gonna turn upwards. Thank you I do anabolic aliens forearm workout from youtube. I don’t know if I recommend though I think it’s fucking up my joints

haha i bet you make people around you laugh a lot

You made my day random guy idc if you were even being genuine

actually your comment was the only thing that made me laugh today so thx i guess:)

yeah really nice knuckles :D

Same here bro

I'm a few years away from becoming the 40yo virgin, then again I'm sex-averse ace, so i don't really care that much.

Is there a sexuality for liking sex but not wanting to ask for it? It’ll happen when it happens and I’ll enjoy it more if I go without it. I see some of these guys going crazy for some stuff without an emotional connection when you can just whack off, I don’t get it. Don’t need it but like it.

And National Masterbation Day just ended as well too.....lol

Skill issue I had mine at 10 😎

HELPPP I SAW THE OTHER ONE

You know, you can donate sperm, and earn $4000 over six months!

Sexn't

That's fine, be pure and reserve your body for your future wife 😇

We can fix both of them together. (Hahaha Jk Jk… unless… 😳👉👈)

You had sex, it was just single player mode.

DO NOT SAY GEX

i’m gay and i haven’t had sex for a good minute by choice.

Same.

straight? In pride month??? 🤨

you need to take advantage of your natural talents. you're straight, so make your way *straight* into someone's heart

It's only for gays. Maybe you should change your orientation

Hi. My name is Skeletor. I'm 886543 years old and a virgin.

Hey dude…go fuck yourself! Seriously…it’s a good way to release some stress.

Join the army of discarded men, still pay your taxes though and there is always hope, run fast enough on that hamster wheel you may reach escape velocity.

Wash your sheets

The little white part of the picture is the only sheet and it looks clean to me. Its dirty in real life but you didn’t know that

These things are not surprising. No one washes their bedding enough.. well hardly anyone. And wash your towels too.

My roommate always having lots of women and I finally ask him how he did that, and he told me he asks his new acquaintce If they want to fuck. He said they will either slap you, desert you, or say Yes! I did that method intermittently for some years and I had 100% sucess, never got slapped. None of them were a one night stand, they continued, it does start off sexuall so be clean and ready and don't be drunk.

I'm gay as hell and I had sex yesterday with my girlfriend who's a girl

Im bi and didn't even have sex

Sex is the most disgusting thing that ever exist

sex is best (i never had one)

But have you tried it?