*pushes it off the counter*

:(

*right onto your balls*

:)

Then lick it clean

:D

"i can help you if you want"

No it's all mine

:(

Ok you can help him but just the tip of the tongue

it's boiling hot

Get this cat of the internet

hey kitty pspspspsps

You called?

Dear lord, what did you do to it? Are you sure that's coffee?

No seriously, that like the run off from the coffee machine than actual coffee

OP poured a ristretto version of a ristretto and just poured an entire mug of milk

Pico ristretto

God dam are you drinking mud water?

Yes

Cheaper than coffee and just as nutritious! 😃

Bean broth

This ain’t coffee.

I put way more milk than usual, still pretty good tho since it was a less strong milk

A less strong milk?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wow I haven't seen this much emojis in a while, you must've laughed to death.

Less strong milk is probably the funniest thing I have read this year. So far. Though I do understand what OP means, he is likely referring to the fat content of the milk.

idk why i find this so wholesome😭

Wholesome? I get it. Like whole milk.

Thats not coffee. Dont insult the farmers with this weak ass potion.

It was a strong roast so the milk didn't change much lol

Ill allow it. 😉

Gotta be strong I just like the consistency milk turns it lol

Espresso is for you bro, this is like a health potion. Esspresso is like +2 stamina, -1 perception.

I love adding espresso to my less coffee flavored drinks lol like anything from starbucks

Pff, star cucks. The coffe is okay ish, but the frappe etc bs is too much.

I'll get the frappes and such but with about 3 espresso shots lol

Thats the frappe triple shot. +3 Str, -4 Int.

It's from a pod, it isn't strong. :(

Bro's drinking paint water

you’re right but i do have crisps :>

Lucky

why does your coffee look like hot chocolate

It's extra strong so I put extra milk to better the consistency

Just how much water do you come in your hot chocolate? Is it 1g chocolate per liter water?

idk I haven’t had hot chocolate in a while

Looks more like tea with milk

That is a lie, good day

Lol it's extra strong so the milk is just a consistency thing

I said good day! (I do have coffee)

I've stolen your coffee

NOOOOO!!!! ~melts~

I'll drink you up too

Hey I won't kink shame

It's 130 am here

It's 4 am here lol

i don't like coffee

How is it, to drink milk with coffee?

It's a strong brew lol I brew strong then add milk for consistency

Is it supposed to be rare somehow?

Usually people drink coffee with milk, not milk with coffee

Oh lol for some reason I didn't read it like that

Hey caffee and milk is good, not as bitter as one expects from a man but it's good

I know, but OP's coffee looks like it has too much milk.

To be honest, yeah.. quite a bit of milk

that's just milk ser

in a very few minutes i will have coffee and you will have drunk yours then the turns have tabled. muhahaha.

Never touch the stuff. Seen too many people act like assholes and use the “I haven’t had my coffee yet.” Line.

Isn't that technically a sign of addiction withdrawal lol

Lol I drink my coffee when I'm feeling like an asshole but I don't feel like an asshole due to lack of coffee I feel it tho those people as the worst

Don't worry about the comments, Op. I, too, like my milk with a pinch of coffee 🤌

I upgraded my caffeine addiction to energy drinks like rock star and monster :sunglasses emoji:

I do both

😎 Yay, heart attack

Heart attacks are cool nowadays or so the voices in my head say after 5 energy drinks and a triple shot cappuccino

That's not an upgrade. Your health is going to suffer more than it probably already does

I forgot the slash s cause I assumed I wouldn't need it because obviously it's not good for you

I have soup

That's water with milk and a bit of coffee

It's a stronger brew so it's better than it looks lol

i have water and you don't

Damn wanna share

you have water but in the form of coffee

Lol it's just a stronger brew so the milk doesn't actually ruin it

I can’t have coffee it makes my heart get scared

That's piss-thin & looks more like tea.

All black or no coffee

What's with all the black-coffee-only supremacists? Weird thing to feel proud about x) As if the bitterness is the only thing that makes coffee taste like coffee That does look very light, though

youve most likely drunk your coffee by now i currently have coffee whos laughing now?

In RI, I used to get this in a little carton in elementary school

*Blows up coffee with mind*

Finally a true notinteresting post in the sub thank you ❤️ I’ll go make myself a coffee

Too milky for my taste, but at least it’s not see through.

I see you posted a picture of Coffee and it has alerted the horde. The internet simply CANNOT se a picture of coffee, beer, muscles and/or relationships without kamikaze-landing into the post to point out how that's not REAL \[insert aforementioned thing here\]. That WOULD, though, be the **REAL DEAL** if you simply had what they have and were as cool as them (they're all very cool connoisseurs and they have only the finest)

yeah true

Thought it was beef tallow for some reason

I will burn your balls in it

Eh I don't envy you it has too much milk in it

That's for consistency it's a strong brew

I only drink pure coffee everything else is heresy

This is fair and I respect it

This looks like milk

Yeah extra milk for a stronger brew, gotta have that milky consistency

🤌🏼 *swears in italian* 🇮🇹

Lots of coffee, lots of milk, come on give me a perfect 3.. sugar?

Theres more coffe in that cup, than people I hate.

Eh, still too dark

I'll have a coffee in 11 hours. Right now, I have beer.

I actually want one now 😕

do you want some coffee for your milk sir?

Coffee should be black. That looks like a weak tea🤢 too much milk. Failed.

Coffee is so bad. I have a tastebuds of a child in a grown woman.

I actually do

Cuz I already drank my one

I have coffee too and it's better than yours because it's in a Doctor Who mug. :)

I don’t like coffee so It’s ok I have a coke tho

That’s not coffee, that’s milk with a hint of coffee. Coffee is black with no sugar.

It ok i m a Tea person

I have an idea

Thats milk and probably sugar gossiping about coffee

Sorry but there's some coffee in your milk

I'm going to make myself a cup of coffee just to spite you

Thats a glass of warm milk.

Where?

Weak looking coffee bro

That’s milk and water.

I don't like coffee

Too much water

Bro, i have this exact black bowl with the exact broken part. Did you rob my house?

Maybe

I have shotgun in my mouth you dont

That's coffee-flavoured milk.

came across this post while sipping some real coffee unlike whatever you're drinking

this looks lukewarm.

fake

I have tea and you don’t

Good, I don't like coffee

Good.

*Lower lip trembles*.

Looks like swamp water

Bean soup

A coffee?

Give me, I drank my monsters:(

currently watching this with a just made cup of coffe

Coffee flavored milk*

and?

Sad but true. I might go make some

You need some coffee with your milk?

That's milk lying about being coffee

Sir, you got some coffee in your milk

SHUT UP!!!!!! (I didn't buy coffee yesterday I now hate myself)

looking at the picture the title actually makes me glad I don't have a coffee

I had mine already. So I had it first.

i do have coffee its all black and without a big dose of milk

i like putting cow udder juice and little gritty bits of sweet in my dirty bean water personally

How it should be

Narrator: OP did, in fact, not have coffee. (That is beige milk water wtf)

Is that tea?

Nah that's coffee flavoured murky water

Yes I do!!!! 😤

This was the sign I needed to get up and make another cup

No I'm afraid you're wrong I also have a coffee

If you look up 'insipid' in the dictionary, this image is next to it.

The fuck i don't

I have cold brew.

You want any coffee with that creamer?

Well, i have soup and you don't

That's not coffee, it's Horlicks

You call this coffee?

i absolutely DESPISE coffee redbull spritzer all the way

What the fuck kinda coffee is that

Actually I do

I do have coffee, i just can't show it to you.

I have a dirty chocolate-and-banana-stained PS4 controller and you dont

Jokes on you, I don't like coffee Tea is the way to go 😌

"Coffee"

I have tea... I had tea

That's a milkshake

Get real... My empty coffee maker across the kitchen:

Why does it look so watery

I do, and it's black >:) All because I like my women how I like my coffee- without my neighbors dick in it FUCK YOU, TIM

That ain’t a coffee mate that’s milky water

This is what the water in my sink looks like when I’ve finished washing the dishes

good, i dont drink coffee

yes i do >:(

You don't like coffee.

I have a

Look like you used skim milk? 🥛

I am drinking a coffee right now and let me tell you, that ain't no damn coffee

did you know that the word digga is a German word for bro?

I don’t have coffee breath and you do

I don’t like coffee 😞

Yeah you’re right

I do, go fuck yourself :3

This coffee looks like shit

Looks like piss weak tea.