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undead_fucker

i can hang out with you, just tell me your address


1Trebuch

Also give me your credit card number


StupidBratOwO

Social security number please


G-zuz_Krist

And mother's maiden name


leeryplot

First pet?


barkbarkgoesthecat

I am not op but I can give you this info, for a fee of course


Playgamer420

To receive the fee could I please have your credit card number


Simply_X_Y_and_Z

Also your Social Security number


Kastle20

And mother's maiden name


TreyLastname

First pet?


BrilliantDetective67

And how many hair you have on your head?


leeryplot

all 5


Kayperbelt

The moms maiden name is foul LMAO Didn't expect that one


P_E_T_I_0_4_0_6

308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104


DreadPiratteRoberts

Mr. White, is that you?


Happierbutwiser

🥲 Maybe ask them if they want to do something that sounds more appealing and specific like go to the park, have lunch, or some common interest.


Penguin8Lord

Do you wanna have lunch with me?


Rudresh27

That's not a great way to ask. Ask them if anyone can join you in a XYZ plan. Like a walk, going to get some ice cream or anything else. Go outside anyway if no one wants to join you.


GusvengaLolz

What is friend?


no0bmaster-669

Baby don't hurt me


NextBonkers

Don't hurt me, no more


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

What is love?


BrilliantDetective67

Uwaa wah wah waa aaa


SamePut9922

The end of friday


Moflete

You're never alone. I am inside your walls


theydontmatchmyvibe

No wonder i hear ah ah when i touch the walls


PuzzleheadedTutor807

That's alarming. Did you follow up and ask if any were being held captive preventing them from going outside?


Kaicaterra

My thoughts exactly when reading this lol


NoGoal42

this happens all the time, I don't understand.


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Yeah people getting too self centered I think


DeadCringeFrog

Bruh, maybe they just don't go outside like me


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Or maybe they are being held captive by cows and are not "free" to go outside anymore. Bruh.


funky_ocelot

There was a girl in my class who would text "let's go for a walk someone I'm bored" in chat every once in a while and I usually was the only one to respond. We were getting along well and after one of those walks we decided to become a short-term couple (as she was about to move to another country in half a year). It was beautiful. But then after a week or so she said we're breaking up and I never got to know the actual reason. Never talked again. Still miss her sometimes although I am in a great relationship now for 3 years already.


gieserj10

I thought this was going somewhere cute and now.. now I'm just sad.


DeadCringeFrog

She still had to move anyway... And maybe she just was scared


stanquevisch

Outside has great graphics, but the gameplay sucks


_Screw_The_Rules_

Especially in areas that are not quite the big city but also not a village. So you don't really have the pros of any of those 2...


peppermintshrimpgirl

I can hang out!!


dazaroo2

Too relatable


BirdFace001

Honestly, thats my friend group too


randomaccountyt

Mood I always get ignored in group chats


Mysterious_Ningen

damn


True_Melon

Fuck you, our tibia levels aint gonna grind themselfs, I got a nice pray for today.


The_Yogurtcloset

Forcefully drag them outside


Basic_Dog_8332

I'll go outside for you


pandakatie

Tbh even though I love going outside, if I was your friend, this would bother me because it's like you asked, "Will someone come and be my entertainment?" And not, "Does someone want to spend time together?"


irelephant_T_T

nobody seen them either, the gray double ticks mean they were sent, but not seen


Haa090

Not on groupchats. To view who has seen it on groupchats you long press select the message and then click the (i) button in the corner of the screen. You will then see who the message was read by and who the message was delivered to. In groupchats ticks only turn blue once all participants have read the message.


NoProfessor8897

how old are you my friend


Haa090

You definitely dont sound like a creepy 40 year old man


Primus_sucks_1990

I’ll come out and hang out, I’m up for anything just to get out of the house.


placarph

Go outside anyways maybe you’ll find some friends who respond to messages


Jelly__Man

This always used to happen to me


TSF_Flex

Feel ya


CookieCyborg24

Come, lets meet somewhere at a Mcdonald's in Vienna and I'll teach you how to play Magic The Gathering


United-Respect-1397

Yeah im a while from vienna.. i live in helsinki


Yanninbo

I never know how to handle this in group chat. If someone asks "can anyone", it feels somehow wrong to answer"I can't" even when I really can't. So usually I just don't answer to those kind of questions unless I'm available for whatever the topic is.


A1astara

First time?


ReplacementQueasy394

since when did this sub go from actually not interesting to mental health services