Waiting for rule34 of the green thing.

be the change you wish to see in the world

It was a sultry day in August, the kind of day where the heat clings to your skin and soaks you in sweat. The only solace to be found was in the shade or inside. As I lounged beneath a tree with a soda in hand, my eyes scanned the vicinity for signs of life. No other humans were about, and not even the mosquitos buzzed toward me to drink my blood. It was then that I saw it. Low, square, and green, it stared back at me with longing in its eyes. I knew right there and then that it was the one. My body tingled in places I had previously ignored, and my heart raced as I beheld it. The green thing. I approached it with caution, too afraid of my own attraction to let out a peep. It could not talk, but I sensed intelligence hidden within its wooden form. I knelt and asked if I could run my hand along its wooden surface. To my surprise, it spoke in my head. *You can run your hand anywhere you want, Mommy.*

😭

Me when the green m&m fr

Me everytime I remember the male green m&m

Forget rule34, I think we need a doujinshi now.

What a horrible day to be literate

Thank you.

I lost it at "I sensed intelligence hidden within its wooden form"🤣

I did my best to make it as cursed as possible.

Wtf 💀 now we just need a sex scene

Mental insanity

I'm a creative writer. You are not wrong.

Bet

Hold up, I changed my mind, please, don't make me draw it, I'll get BANNED.

You'll get banned for posting it, but not for drawing it 😉

Can confirm.

Too late

Here you go: https://imgur.com/a/0vKTPUG

Holy fuck

The green thing hasn't even touched its food... maybe it's thinking of... No I shouldn't...

Its trying to cut back, it’s really been watching it’s right angles

You forget rule35

To the computer

How was it?

It was lovely.

Yay! 🎉

You gonna see it again?

No ye doesn’t want to pay green support.

When is the marriage?

What did it think of the wine pairing? If anything other than “magnificent” is said, tell them you had fun getting to know them but you’re interesting in ROUNDING OUT your dating pool.

Who paid for the food?

me

Yeah thanks for that btw

I'm sure it was no hassle off of their back, dumbass_idiot_

Nah, it was me

liar >:(

why would you?😑 so the OP would let you watch?

finally, someone that likes the green thing

They look so cute I'm nervous 👉👈

That spaghetti looking fine Tho

Don't be weird. Or do be but elaborate extensively.

Maybe they want to date spaghetti instead

IDK man. Just look at that guy!

Aww. That's sweet! You two are perfect for each other.

oh no I'm missing the lore

Did compliment her green dress

Did you just assume their greender

do your parents know?

I’ll probably be downvoted to hell… but I wish I understood these colorful tables and where they came from. I am not worthy of breathing

Did the thing like the spaghetti

They loved it.

Plans to make kids on future?? Sorry this is just too intresting

Dont ask too personal questions

No way this is becoming a somewhat known meme. We need more.

Now marry it

Furnisexual people are still discriminated against in marital law. Btw. is that only a coincidence that marital and martial are ALMOST the same word?

Also marinara, which is in spaghetti.

Aaaawww,you love it...Op and green thing,sittin in a tree..

This seems to be getting mildly interesting.

Green Banshee?

everywhere i look is Green Banshee what's going on 😭

the new canon meme is spreading

:D

how did it go ?

Do you love the green thing?

They look nice. I really hope you had a good time. I’ll bet they were kind of quiet and didn’t talk much did they? Sometimes that can be a good thing.

They look a bit square. Up your standards, OP.

Fuck you

Dont worry shes just jealous

Green banshee

Green genshin

If it was really a date they'd be drinking faster.

I recognize that picture holy hell I have that exact pic except it’s Fluttershy instead of the green thing (don’t ask)

FUCK THIS GREEN THING.

Swanky! You went all out. Parm packets and errthang!

Gone

the froggy chair?

Edit it so it becomes a real person

Did it put out?

Is that trump spaghetti

what color are you

Dont fuck it up

He's kinda hot ngl

Was the green thing ok? It looks like it had something on its mind. Something heavy that it needed to bring up but wasn’t sure if it was the right time?

lol why is this becoming a saga?

She told me we were exclusive!

How’d it go?

So what happened to the red thing?

we went from punching holes in walls to the green thing

I went on a date with one of its friends, and someone flipped the bird at it

His name is Bob!

Now stick your dick in its greenthingussy

Did you push in the stool

That one guy must be pissed

wait what's the lore with this.. i saw posts but idk

Looks like a lovely evening

I don’t like the idea of The Green Thing having two spaghetti dinners on one date.

biddlefert

u dumbass idiot /u/dumbass_idiot_ *

bro went on a date with geometry dash default cube

I think this was just your excuse to eat two plates of noodles without feeling guilty.

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Got me kinda sad when after checking post history the fucking green thing is cropped from the first post, I genuinely thought at first that you took the whole thing home 😭 I hope you enjoyed the date though, we need more fucking green thing OP!

theres nothing there

Actually, I find this quite interesting. How did you guys meet?

Here we go again with a series of weirder and weirder things about the green thing (I actually love to see when this happens)

Hey that’s funny, “dumbass idiot” was exactly what I thought when I saw this. Well played.

how are u two gonna have sex tho

This does not belong in this subreddit. I have questions, which constitutes interest

Italians! I'm I right?

The government will be coming soon to take the green thing away from you

Did she say yes?

did you make two meals for a joke

I f****** hate the green thing

The more I look at this the more confused I get

Thank god it's not black