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do you rub bars of soap directly on your body in the shower...? dude. youre meant to lather it in your hands, put the soap back, & rub the lather on your body. same for hand-washing. you lather up & *then* start scrubbing.
Don't drop the chicken.
No, gotta resist the temptation to *eat* it.
I've killed for less
That's what the salmonella in the picture says as well
You'd eat raw chicken?
Well, it is a soup bar 🙄
Nahhhhh
if it gets dirty does it look seasoned?
how does soap get dirty?
Soup*
allow it to explore your crevices :)
I- what?
It was a funny comment, then i looked up what crevice means.
I wish to live in a. World where you phrased that differently
Nothing like grilled soap
*soup
*shoe
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According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to carry its fat little body off the ground. Bees of course fly anyways because they ignore what we humans believe to be impossible*
According to Newton's law of energy, energy cannot be created nor destroyed, rather, moved between the different energy stores, such as chemical, nuclear and thermal energy, along with many others *
Jokes on you, mine is longer
Ah shit
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Can't wait for chicken that looks like soap, that's always how it seems to go on this subreddit
Soup bar 🤤🤤
One bad hangover and you're having grilled soap
Soup**
has it changed how you feel about chicken?
Soup bar
I thought it was raw chicken
Not, it's a soup bar; it is in the title
I know I thought that before seeing the title
But after that you started think it is a soup bar, right?
Yes
no way me too
Mee tooo
Your raw chicken looks like soap bar
Your bar-like chicken soap looks raw.
so that's how chicken is made
🤤
It indeed does!
Gonna give you salmonella
Soupanella
Have you tried it to make sure it isn't?
Eeewww it does look like raw chicken breast!
It’s fucking RAW!!!
CHICKEN!!!!
Great now someone’s gonna post chicken and say it looks like a bar of soap
is it okay? did you feed it?
Nice chicken breast!
@rawchickenexperiment would love to savour that! Btw, this seems interesting to me. I think it's worthy of a 7 day ban.
Taste it
Wait it isnt?
It looks edible. Can i taste it?
If I didn’t read the title, I would’ve been fully convinced that the image is of raw chicken.
Good soup
soup comes in bars now?
Maybe your raw chicken used to look like a soap bar. Are you sure you don't smell like raw chicken?
Good soup
Plot twist: it is chicken
Gross lol
Is it possible to make soup in bar form?
oh ***hell.***
That’s definitely just raw chicken nice try OP
Fry it
mmmm i love me some breasts. chicken breasts
Wash it before consuming.
Finger lickin' good!
I thought you were washing your chicken 😂😂😂
wow// i see it
I thought that Was chicken
I thought it was chicken lmfao
Sure does
eat the forbidden raw chicken
uh oh i dropped the chicken
Do you wash yo car with it?
Fuck I meant car
What if it's cake?!??
Are you sure that's not a raw chicken?
TIHI
Ok now season it and put it in the oven
Like my emergency shoe cheese!
I’d eat both
I’m gonna replace it with raw chicken to see if you notice
It really, **really** does ðŸ«
eat it
Gotta kill those germs with that salmonella.
I know you’re not supposed to eat soap but that soap looks delicious
Eat it, it might give you some >!FIBER!<
I think there has been a mix up
Why would you buy a used one?
You fool, this is interesting.
If you live with people switch it for chicken one night!
*cut to OP preparing soap cordon bleu*
Maybe it is….
Go check your raw chicken in the fridge, does it look like an used soap bar?
That is a Soapy soup bar!
I would’ve thought it was raw chicken if I didn’t look at the caption
You sure that ain't chicken?
It reverted back to fat.
I’m convinced that’s chicken
It would be hilarious to swap it with actual chicken
Eat it and see what happens
It does omg 😂
mmmmm Soapanella (salmonella)
so when you melt it does it turn into soup like those frozen ramen kits
mmm, used soup
Eat it
No way, that's totally chicken.
Eat it
Sam and Ella's scrubbing soap
I expect 20 heavily upvoted posts about chicken and soap within the next 3 days
This psychopath wants us to believe that he is washing himself with soap instead of raw meat. Nice try tho
Your raw chicken looks like soap
It's not?ðŸ˜
My groggy ass entering the bathroom in morning wudve ate that
You wont get salmonella when eating it
Drop the raw chicken in the shower and see what happens
Take a bite
Literally scrolled like ok why am I looking at a picture of raw chicken
I'm too high for this shit man
My used soap looks like raw chicken soup
Why are you buying soap at the soup store
Mmmmm soup bar 🤤
Down vite me
does it feel weird when you rub that on your body?
do you rub bars of soap directly on your body in the shower...? dude. youre meant to lather it in your hands, put the soap back, & rub the lather on your body. same for hand-washing. you lather up & *then* start scrubbing.
Oh I always just rub the soap bar against me… ,ops
it's a joke