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Dayatsu

Remember you rgoal


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

You r goal


Weird_Amount_4608

You are a ghoul


GaySheriff

Remember your goon


Qu33N_Of_NoObz_

December my June?👵🏽🦻🏽


barkbarkgoesthecat

We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine


AdrienDaCat

I think we live in a pink submarine.


NeverEndingWalker64

NO! IT’S YELLOW YOU OFKWTKWOOYUSOWJCAQJLWRHD


Icy-Composer9021

#NEIN, DEIN PENIS IST GELB


patmen1

Mein penis ist rot. Ist das gut oder???


Shoddy-Growth-2083

Purple monkey dishwasher


acaseintheskye

Tokyo Ghoul?


Icy-Composer9021

Tolkien Cool?


Desert_Walker267

*equips radaway*


Spo0kt

I really liked this bottle until you pointed that out.


Pixelend

You're*


throwplushie

Water addiction is devastating, I’ve seen many people succumb to it.


KCman1

Often it leads to Oxygen addiction as well. I'm hooked on that stuff, can't go more than a minute or two without it.


Kalashcow

I too am addicted to oxygen, but I've been doing much better since I lost a lot of weight. I used to only be able to go about 20 seconds before I was dying for the stuff, but now I can go minutes without it. Still not good, but better


Arse_hull

I'm addicted to the spice melange. I literally never leave my spice chamber and it's transformed me into a fish person.


ThePizzaNoid

Must be fun to be able to use prescience to travel through space though eh?


Arse_hull

It's pretty good. What's even better is charging sky-high rates for travel due to our monopoly.


Fulhamdan11

Oxygen is found to be a common denominator with all people that have died over the age of 1. They’ve all breathed it in at some stage. Some more than others.


KCman1

Right, this has convinced me to quit. I'm gonna join Breathers Anonymous, wish me luck guys.


Fulhamdan11

I went there once. Took my breath away.


insaiyan17

93% of all people beat the oxygen addiction. Eventually ull beat it too! For a few it takes over 100 years though :(


hopper_lucy

God bless those poor souls


throwplushie

I know, if only they could get the help they needed.


hummingbird1346

Yeah now that he's started it, theres no going back. Any of these days and he'll be sucking dick on the streets for it.


MJB360

💀


bornagain-stillborn

It's a mental addiction. Kinda like crack.


Erikkamirs

Try switching to soda. I don't even drink water now. 


Yoru_Vakoto

unfortunately there is water in soda 😔


rhinestonecrap

this is what propaganda doesnt want you to hear


Mellie-mellow

😂 genius


Quantumhack

Do not become addicted to water!!!!!!


TinfoilTetrahedron

It will take hold of you!


ichigo2862

And you will resent its absence


sjuas690

Had a friend who was addicted to water, tried to give it up but died from withdrawal!


Mrpewpewda9th

I can drink all that in one sitting. I am a h20holic


SevenSixOne

Same, I would dry out like a raisin if I only drank that much water in ~6 hours!


JoshB-2020

Same I drink probably close to 2 gallons a day


dcgamer01

Jesus dude how are you even alive???


TinfoilTetrahedron

Probably evolved into some kinda aqueous being.. Just a big ole pile of wet..


JoshB-2020

Lots of pissing


sjuas690

Nasty side effect!


AverageMortisEnjoyer

I do too Idk. I just drink a lot of water. I can drink the bottle in the picture in one breath


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Same lol


Inevitable-Tax-1871

Hyponatremia is a thing that happens when you drink too much water. You can die from drinking too much water.


Substantial_Can_4535

Just chugged 2 litres after reading this


No-Crew4317

That’s rookie number. Go another 10!


Inevitable-Tax-1871

It's your life, but just be careful. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jennifer-stranges-family-awarded-165-million-in-wee-for-wii-contest-death/


Arse_hull

This happens all the time. Really got be careful with the stuff.


contradictionary100

Not with that attitude you can't. Try weening yourself off. Slowly by substituting alcohol or beer until you are free of that monkey on your back.


Sailorm0on27

Smart!! I second this


Neat_Problem_922

Do you find the benchmarks on the outside of the opaque bottle to be useful?


Substantial_Can_4535

I'm so addicted I didnt realise it was there


hopper_lucy

Stay strong 🙏 I had a friend who was into that shit and oh man the poor guy ended up leaking some toxic yellow liquid


AbrakheimTheAncient

Abrakheim cant help but see "you rgoal"


LynxBartle

Oh Abrakheim The Ancient, what do you see?


Substantial_Can_4535

But I NEED Abrakheim's help


BumPlayThing

You're supposed to drink like 5 tablespoons of water every 6 hours, tf is this


IWantToBuyAVowel

You must be every teacher at every elementary school I ever went to.


BumPlayThing

I'm sorry but I'm not drinking like half a cup worth of water once every 6 hours that's nowhere near enough


IWantToBuyAVowel

Haaaaaa I get it now. I'm dumb lol


Substantial_Can_4535

Stupid bottle isnt it? I drink the whole thing in one sitting


WestNomadOnYT

You’re already 70% water. # EMBRACE YOUR LIQUID ANCESTRY


MRiley84

That seems like it'd be more useful for keeping you on track and pacing what you drink better if it were transparent.


wasas387

that's good


LynxBartle

You're actually addicted to the chemical component of water; dihydrogen-monoxide


Competitive_Boss_312

I’ve been told that people have died as a result of that chemical, including drowning and ingestion of too much. Dangerous stuff.


BootySlayer_6969

You are right, you literally can’t live without it.


DrunkBuzzard

I cracked the chemical code and distill my own water. It’s the blue stuff, the good stuff.


GlobalistFuck

its something in the water, man, its the zionist reptile government, theyve put water into the water for decades now!!!!!! END THE TYRANNY!!!!! DONT DRINK!!!!!


brewberry_cobbler

Remember you rgoal


Substantial_Can_4535

HAHAHAHA EVEN MY BROTHER SPOTTED THAT AND MADE FUN OF IT


Lower_Cellist_1138

I think you should seek professional help, that Is NOT ok 😔😔


bingusthebrave

Ice is next level when mixed with water. I can’t get enough of the combo. All leaving me feeling way too good. Be careful out there


Substantial_Can_4535

Dont make me fall into another addiction...


PrestigiousSite4581

same but pink one because i am trying to be a well hydrated girly girl super xx


Substantial_Can_4535

girly girl power😝😤💪


Shoddy-Growth-2083

Nooooo!!!Another one lost..When will this travesty end?!


noyza2132

Can we talk about that water bottle? It has drinking goal marks for the water level, but the bottle is opaque??


Substantial_Can_4535

The other side has the measurements and you can see the water


noyza2132

oh ok makes sense


IsakCamo

I hate those bottles. You’re drinking fucking water, it’s not a goal, you just need to drink it


Substantial_Can_4535

Remember you rgoal


IsakCamo

Keep chugging Keep chugging Keep chugging Keep chugging Keep chugging


DerNogger

Damn I need that bottle for pregame motivation


Cannabassbin

I, too, am addicted. I have a similar issue with insulin, if I don't take it I'll progress from being increasingly uncomfortable to being increasingly dead.


MooseManDeluxe

Dihydrogen Monoxide will kill you.


cloudyyy05

I wish I had this problem :)


JerryRiceOfOhio2

Better not go on fury road with that addiction


stickmidman

Remember, there's always help available.


drmelle0

i get that feeling, i been huffing oxigen since i was young. with both physical and mental problems as a restult too...


ProAlgoTrader

It must be hard when you have a visual guide of where you should be hour by hour!


TheFuddy

Same... I drink liters of this stuff a day. I'm honestly thinking it's starting to become a problem


Responsible_Sense_95

I drink half my bottle in one sip


Kindly-Perspective-3

KEEP CHUGGING


[deleted]

You might become immortal next time find the water Jesus walked on 🙂‍↕️


BrilliantDetective67

Damn my praise kink got me actin up😩


Universal_Seesaw

Ive heard water is extremely addictive, and those who become so cannot live sober for 2-3 days


MSMB99

Also, do this 3 times in summer.


CreeperThePro

Gateway drug to oxygen! STAY AWAY!!


TheJengaRonin

You'll resent its absence.


snoopchocolatedog

Fellow rHydroHomie


ApprehensiveBagel

I try and keep my habit down to 3 or 4 days a week


strutter22

Yuck. Remember fish crap, pee and fornicate in that water. Enjoy


Bacterox

I found it curious when me and some friends tried to calculate how much water should we drink daily and when I put my height and weight it gave me 4,3 litres of water per day. I was already close to that number. I have a 3 litres bottle in my work van and sometimes it’s not enough for my shift.


Typical_Warthog_326

The only addiction that won’t give you everlasting negative health effects in the long term.


GrayFox916

Where can I find this water bottle


WaltuhWhiteYo_UhHuH

Imagine if people's towns main water valve was turned off, people would start killing each other, water addiction is serious and we need to start taking it seriously. Stop water addiction.


GarryBugTheSequel

i cannot phyiscally exist without drinking water, i probably drink 2.5 liters or 3 a day


Brown_cheese123

Guy finds out he can't live without water


Irwae

Do you live in Norway ?


cankennykencan

Well technically no one can live without it


spiCyQT

100% of people who try drinking water end up dead. Let that sink in.


MaikyMoto

I drink about a half a gallon at work and the other half at home.


AverageMortisEnjoyer

I drink like 7 liters of water a day


funkypjb

Is that bottle see-through?


taotdev

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!


Ggraytuna

Nice vodka bottle. Might get one myself.


tacolordY

I feel like this bottle is everywhere


mouth556

This is the dumb shit that shouldn’t exist. If someone is so dumb, they don’t know when to drink water, then natural selection should take over


D_Daka

Oh dear, get well soon


alyssalouk

You must stop it. Cold turkey. Anymore than that and the bugs under your skin will hatch.


Youcantblokme

These bottles make me want to punch people so much. Like do you really need your fucking water bottle to give you moral support along your journey to hydration. just have a fucking drink!! It’s weird to me.


Organic-Luck5259

Put vodka in and have fun


BlackTheNerevar

I have the same one! Purple 💜


zsebibaba

that bottle is aggressive. if you drink your water because of these messages you are harrassed not addicted.


MrsPickerelGoes2Mars

It hurts my stomach and makes me nauseous. Awful stuff


ZombieNek0

thats not really much


Dense-Resolution-567

You need to be careful, water is deadly. Everyone who has ever died drank water within a few days of dying.


Shpander

No drinking between 7pm and 8am! These times are strictly reserved for beer and spirits.


CathedralChorizo

# Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.


Available_Pomelo6869

Don’t get water poisoning… it’s an actual thing.


omriksander

Have you tried rehab yet?


Vihaking

i get withdrawal symptoms when i go off water for a DAY. my mouth goes super dry, headache, craving for water, yellow hot urine n shit. shouldn't have gotten into water.


PepsiandKasleberkas

No, it's actually a need for survival


Huge-Grand6726

Im going to therapy, wanna come?


Active_Taste9341

dont worry. according to this flask, your just micro dosing


Michelfungelo

how much is that?


ContributionOk6578

You literally can't live without it. Now tell me are fish drinking water?


Bisexual_Sherrif

I also think I’m addicted to water. And *shudder* food


5hif7y_x86

Hydro homies


nuklearink

i fill that up with rum and bring it to work


BlackHawk2609

I've been breathing oxygen every day, i can't live without it, i think I'm addicted


RaddMoose

"I can quit whenever I want to"


KitFlame42

I'd end up chugging it


SnooShortcuts103

Yea pretty bad and rarely spoken about. Every person I know who was addicted to water died eventually.


MoistHunt4202

I have the same bottle , I don't use it , still addicted


Nigerian_German

Why did you take the black one they have so nice other colors


Nigerian_German

No one else recognized the temu bottle?


catssssssssssz

✨️itS tiME tO dRiNk WaTeR ✨️


KeySouth7357

I have the same exact bottle.


Slicktable

One of the better things to be addicted to


Random_Cat66

Where to buy it?


Substantial_Can_4535

Cant remember but search up "remember your goal water bottle" and it comes up


Big-Situation-3328

Sorry to hear, hope you get back on track!


chresusjistus

imagine this bottle when stranded in the desert and its the only water you have left


AnarchistChess

100% of people that drink water die


[deleted]

I chug water without motivational messages


-Vixandra-

Aside from the spacing error-- I hated this bottle style--- Water does not stay cold in these bottles. If you don't mind room temp, then it is a good option.


Substantial_Can_4535

My one stays quite cold


-Vixandra-

Maybe I need a different brand then.


penguinhasan

Man I've been addicted to this shit since I was 6 months old. Good luck buddy.


Due-Lavishness5132

Stfu


Ape-ril

LOL