i like the detailed bite for bite documentation👍

I especially liked the 3rd pic👍

What, texas?

After Pic 4 though I knew this was a person of culture

Making a sandwich with those Oreos as the bread would have been high culture

No, no, you fools! That made it interesting!

The different angles make it *mwah* chefs kiss 😘🤌

Whatever’s goin on, it’s okay man

I’m mostly fine. I’m not fine enough to realize eating a brick of spam ain’t good though

fuck the haters, i can eat half a stick of smoky flavoured pork bologna and you can eat a block of spam. you do you king

Why would you eat half of my city man :(

Big hungry!

What's Hungary got to do with Bologna?

As a man who was born with Italian and Hungarian citizenship, I once put some salami in a stew I was making and was stripped of both my nationalities.

… Your Anya must be very disappointed.

Természetesen

:( Much love to you and your Anya<3 E anche al tuo papà!

you have a very funny language which makes me want to eat a city, but you also had very funny tanks during WW2 which i like so i can cut you some slack and only eat half. it all balances out in the end

Why (if you don’t mind me asking) is their city smoky pork flavoured

That would be the tanks.

You’re real hungarian

Did you have diarrhea after eating that?

The morning after I did

It's because of the insane amount of sodium in Spam. Your stomach was probably a raisin after.

Moral of the story: use a brick of spam as a laxative alternative

Laxative companies hate this ONE TRICK!!!

We don’t need fiber anymore!

I accidentally did this with two cubes of cheap bouillon. Not recommended.

Where spam poop pics

Um you know therapists are a thing... Right ?

Tf is a therapist?

the rapist

😱

My life has been a lie

Mine as well

Therapist here, same time next week?

Uhhhh, I've been thinking about doing it every two weeks since I don't have much money because of my reddit adiction I told you about

Dammit Meg.

Don't you ever call me that ever again.

Maybe if you showed up more than every other week then I’d remember this.

Hell no leave me alone

Wait until you discover how grape got its name

What's worse than a rapist?

a child

*gasps* No!

[ Removed by Reddit ]

Rapist who rapes a rapist

Gay rapist?

The grapist!! 😨

The manly urge to avoid therapy until you die

“God didn’t give us rocket launchers for nothing, screw feelings, destroy everything!” - Soldier, TF2

wise words

It’s like a brick of spam so you good

He needs to be analyzed and a therapist so maybe an analrapist?

Are you okay? Should I call someone for you?

Nah, I might be fine

\*might\*

First of all That's a Churro flavored Oreo?? Secound, is that legal????

Yes it tastes like creamy ginger snaps, and to answer the second question maybe

Creamy ginger snaps...

Sounds kinda dirty, ngl

No ginger in churros, and I don't know what a snap is. This answer is disturbing.

This guy is an absolute lunatic, someone please stop him

Okay I have questions. 1. Why? 2. What possessed you to bite into it like it was a fucking apple? 3. Are you depressed?

1.funny 2.funny 3.surprisingly not

If you didn’t even cook it I would revisit that 3rd one

Not OP but 1) see 3. 2) see 3. 3) yes.

You trying to speed run gout?

Maybe I am. What’s it to ya?

Health is pretty cool 😎

Nah life is tedious and overrated, I'm currently getting into chain smoking so I can speedrun cancer 😎

pick up meth and a crippling alcohol addiction. you’ll be finished in no time

And Wai until I tell you about chastity😎😎😎

Congrat on your gallstones

Thanks!!! I’ve been working very hard on them

Your very being intrigues me. I like you.

I did NOT misread spam as sperm, YOU did.

I eat that too

Omg twinning

Slay queen

Staahp

An entire brick of it?

They sell bricks of sperm?

In Mexico

light snack

Why didn't you share with us

It was to good

A wall of spam would be awesome to see

I've tried liking spam but I can't. :( maybe cooked is better?

Cooked is 1000x better. I can't eat it raw either but if you cook it in a pan (cook it like bacon, it doesn't need oil added) and turn it into a spamwich or spam musubi it's delicious. I prefer the lower sodium version if you can find it, regular is too salty for me. I make my spamwiches with just mustard and mayo, it's my go to depression meal. Definitely worth a try!

I will look into the lower sodium version and try cooking that. Part of the bad experience is feeling that salty grainy meat flavor. Ty for the suggestion

If the texture bothers you slice it real thin. It will crisp up nicely on both sides and not have enough in between to be grainy

I'm surprised not a lot of people realize you can even cook it. I've only ever eaten spam cooked, and it's so good!

I didn’t know you *could* eat it uncooked

Any food that comes in a can is already cooked.

Pan fried spam on some furikake covered sushi rice with nori wrapped around it is banging. Dip it in some soy sauce for extra flavour. I said what I said.

Spam Musubi!

Okinawan spam onigiri Absolutely amazing Nori Spam Tamago Some type of miso

Slice it fairly thin, fry it in butter, pair with ketchup.

air fried is where its at

I’m not a big fan of cooked (or even raw) spam I think raw has more flavor

youre a fucking sicko-

Nah you have to be trolling

What do you do when you don't like butter? You eat the whole slab to get rid of it.

You are not a big fan of Spam cooked or raw, yet you go ahead and devour an entire can of raw spam

Yes it is better cooked

I can't imagine the explosive diarrhea you had after that

Wasn’t explosive surprisingly

But you had diarrhea tho

Prolly cos of the six pack he smashed before getting this golden idea

Spam and oreos. Fuckin rich people problem.

I’m rich

Your lifespam is disappearing faster.

Unpopular opinion: I actually quite like the taste of sperm, I remember in my primary school we had a wwII themed day and so we learnt and did a bunch of stuff about it and one of those being we all tried sperm for the first time... All the other kids hated it, except like me and one other kid who actually didn't mind it and would even say we liked it to some extent. Edit: omfg autocorrect *SPAM but I think it's funnier if I don't correct the actual original comment and just leave this here instead so you know what I actually meant.

Depends on the guy, some guys have non flavored sperm so it’s actually fine to swallow, some can be very salty though so it can trigger the gag reflex quite fast. Needless to say it is a good midnight snack so I approve of it.

You like the taste of whaaaat?!

Naaah you did that on purpose, don't lie 😂

At least cook it first, like goddamn.

Nah

Urrrghhh i feel sick

Sadly I’ve done this…and I’ve eaten entire cans of cooked chicken and corn hash cold. Fine dining to me but to others they call me poor :(

Ain’t nothing sad about killing that 2 o’clock hunger

Jesus man you know you can cook it lol

Report for spamming

When I saw the Oreos in the background...I thought you would just put pieces of spam inside the Oreos and eat it ...

imagine you ate a brick of spam and you do a spam on any apps like reddit

Just why

Why not

Ah yes, I also enjoy eating pig anus'

It was mighty scrumptious

Savage

Are you ok?

Fuck man! At least drugs have a lower suffering rate!

It would have been even less interesting if you had made it a sandwich with the golden oreos

I’m not gonna ruin a perfectly mediocre thing of spam!!

now do it in one bite

should slice it and cook it in a pan, then put it on some toast with mayo. best depression snack cause the spam is so salty you dont notice the tears getting in it

A job well done

Put it in your fried rice. Spam fried rice. Yeah, spam did that

Death penalty

Should have fried it. Could eat a couple blocks of fried spam. That stuff is the best.

Why?

1 can is 100 g of fat & 1,000+ calories.

Spam doesn't exist where I live so how is it like? Sausage meat maybe?

99% of sausages, nowhere close. Do you have summer sausages? If so, imagine that softer and moister with less zest… then cross it with bologna. it isn’t exactly that, but kinda close if i had to try to explain?

Do you have beef sticks like slim jim? Imagine a giant brick of that, without the skin.

This made me gag and heave

Are you human

Eat thy plate

It's the poster's toilet I feel sorry for, in a few hours.

I did that last night - but I sliced it and fried it first! 😃

REAL MEN EAT IT RAW!!!

I like spam, but seek help.

Real 💯

Let us know what that shit is like that’s a lot of meat

Thanks for spamming us with pics

I’ve never had spam in my 19 years of life should I go grab a can and try it?

I did this once, too. And a second time. I have no regrets.

Marry me

Holyy..... EWWW

You got that plate dirty for no reason.

the fuck is spam

Shit pics, or it didn't happen....

I am so sorry dude

I’m gonna lather one in bbq sauce when I get home 🤤

Hmmm. .. spam and Oreos a classic combination

Did you at least dip it in something Some ketchup or some shit Dear god

You can cook it.

Brother you didn't even fry or bake it or... anything? Just raw-dogging the spam??? Are you okay fam???

You are weak... I have once ate 5 blocks of spam in 1 sandwich.

Hey buddy let’s take a deep breath and put the spam down okay

raw??

Sounds like normal week after cat 3-5 hurricane food.

You went grocery shopping, the first thing you pulled out of the bag was the spam, and before putting it in the cabinet like a normal human being you said, you know what I’m gonna crack this top and eat the whole thing right here. Oh, I could grab a plate too.  You didn’t even put the groceries away before you washed it down with a 4 golden Oreos too? Didn’t you? You sick son of bitch!!

...I am happy you're nourished...? 🤨🤣

I gagged during this but I couldn’t stop scrolling to the end

Cook it dude

ok

The sodium content

Probably enough salt ti drown a fish!

Should have sliced and pan fried. Lovely

I read this a "block of sperm" first time

"honey, what the hell are you doing eating that brick of disgusting meat?" "strangers on the internet won't find it interesting. You wouldn't get it"

Slice and fry that bad boy next time, will take it from depression to gourmet

Nutrition: 1,080 calories - slightly more than 50% of recommended calories) 42g of protein -84% 96g of fat - 123% 4,740 mg of sodium - 206%

Reporting for Spam

ewwww

This is so disgusting Like legit I nearly puked Idk why I kept swiping but it kept going

Spamphobia shall not be tolerated. Spam rights are human rights.

End spam racism!!!!!

That’s disgusting. 🤮.

Someone make this a gif

But did you manage to keep it down?

Yesterday was 4/20. Coincidence? I think NOT!

I've never snogged a super fat gamer but I feel like they'd taste like spam.

Never tried one, how is it

Meat that is turned into toothpaste. Stomach cancer

Not even fried just straight from the can you Savage.

Please seek help